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When they call, I usually breath really deeply and say nothing until they hang up, or I'll say in a creepy voice, "You have seven days." I'll change it up if something funny comes to mind, but I like those the most.
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i was at home and my mom was with me,, she was playing vmk
and the phone rang and i picked it up and these people called us before it was more movie reviews and stuff. so i answered- me- hello? tm- hi i am a representative from the --- whatever movie center and i was wondering if i can ask you a few questions? me- no thanks bye tm- no! that wasnt a question. how long ago has it been since you saw a movie? me- no thanks bye tm- please answer the question me- bye tm- wait answer a few more! me- uh... tm- questions questions me- no... no... no... tm- okay thanks! me- bye. and so you know this was a guy.. a very very feminine guy... |
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M=Me (Australian Acsent) T=Telemarketer T=Hello! M='ello! T=Would you be interested in [CHEESE]? M=Mmm! I'd like loads of it! I just have to fit in my didgeridoo and my kangaroo! T=Pardon? M=Nah, I'm not from Paris! I'm in the outback of Australia! T=Um... M=Crickey! Its a koala! Come on, Chip! Let's go catch 'im! T=...Chip? M=Hey, after this, let's head on to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakit anatahu Mountain! T=Um, I'm sorry. Goodbye. (PSST! Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakit anatahu is a real mountain.) |
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