October 08 VMK Contest

[MinniesDream]

Here lies talkative MinniesDream,
Who talked until she was dead.
The only thing she has left to say is,
"Get your feet off of my head!"
R.I.P.




Haha, this is fun. Do you guys like mine?

[Evil Kid Bugs]

Feed the fishes, feed the worms,
Feed the fire on it's own terms
(not wet, not cold, not lacking air
fussy, 'tis, to feed the pyre)

Feed the deep 'pon boat that's sunken
Or savage rites as head that's shrunken
(some may think that would be best
but cannibals eat all the rest)

Food's our fate, I do not kid
Unless ensconced in pyramid
Where waits the most eternal rest
Wish you to be mummy dearest?

Perhaps you're told salvation lies
In Space's frigid vacuum? Lies!
E.T. was not phoning Home
But Pizza the Hutt's Take-out Dome
Where your order, they guarantee,
Arrives in ten light years, or free
(I stopped by once, but then I ran
Their menu reads: "We Serve Man")

Perhaps a hunter shoots you down
Plucks you, stuffs you, cooks you brown
On a platter carves you up
All so he may have his sup
(and feed what's left to his pup)

now you've read my eulogy
and you may ask "then, where is he?
if, of death does he feel so?"
That's simple. I just will not go!

But if I'm eaten I am certain
My consumer will be hurtin'
They'll get sick and they'll be sad
My evil life made me taste bad

[Destination]

This is all I could think of:

Here lies Destination
reached by all population
but never by navigation
now onto a new destination

[PurpleAmy]

Here lies Purplewemoster
Sitting all sad, with a sad posture.
In her tombstone, dreaming of playing
Pirates with her friends, but instead is laying.
Inside the tomb, eating some hay,
Acting so sad, but yet random in a way.
She then switched to chicken, which tasted really good,
STILL remembering times in the VMK hood!
She will always be remembering, so if you pass by,
And she is thinking of those times, stop and say, "Hi!"
5/21/08

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[Blossomflower]

yeah i've only entered this stuff ONCE. ONCE IN MY VMKF LIFE. so i'mma give it a shot and fail miserably LOL



Here is Blossomflower
A girl that wasn't so wise
She lost her life by being hardheaded
and now, here she lies.

The girl was at the Elephant Bathing Pool
enjoying her VMK days.
She was very mischievous,
and people told her to change her ways.

She stood by the river, smiling faintly but creepily.
She'd throw pebbles at the boat people and make them all weepy.

People told her to quit her cruel act.
She simply replied, "Who cares? I'm having fun, and that's a fact."

The people decided to give her a taste of her own medicine.
They walked up to her, and she stared at them.
They glared at her for some time, and shock sank in.

Flower took a step back, as the people stepped towards her.
She felt this huge surge of power
coming from the people who stared at her menacingly.
She had lost that feeling of glee.

Suddenly, someone pushed her in the river.
Blossomflower was swept away as the people watched her.
Alas, the river flow was too strong.
She hit her head, and the people heard a "DONG!"

She fell unconscious, as she was swept away.
For the riverboat people, that was a glorious day.
She perished because of her foolishness;
The followers of evil had one less.




and as you can see, i failed miserably... and what the heck i'm still rhyming O_O LOL
meh.
LOL

[lemonysnicket3]

Billy-hill.
Because he could and it was free.

Oh ho ho :P.

[MadCrazyTurtle]

Here lieth MadCrazyTurtle
The most mad crazy of all turtles

[Sugarland_Fanatic]

Under the ground, and in a casket,
You will find a Sugarland_Fanatic.
He was found, with confetti around,
In the Haunted Mansion's Attic.

Feb 2007 - May 2008

When magic goes bad! LOL
- Sugar

[LexieandTink]

LexieandTink is still alive!
Or so all the villagers say.
Well, they should've told that to the mean-looking men
Who buried her yesterday

[Akovia]

My Poor, gone, VMK Character
'Tis lonely and is sad
But before the dreaded May 2008
On Trading she'd go mad!

Akovia-the swapper, a bold one
Was trading up the wazoo
She'd swap a hat, then a top
Then maybe a pair of ugly shoes!

From Argyle shirts to nat wolff pics
Akovia still lives
On VMKF, yes thats where
-finds nat wolff pic- I Got Dibs!(on it)

[Thriller]

Here lies Thriller,
He waltzed into the chiller.
Once he was out,
his end had no doubt.

Here rests Thriller,
his end has come hither.
He wandered into the flames,
who is there to blame?

[BuzzBoy133]

Here Lies defre,
who once ate a flea.
Who died when Thunder,
dropped all his plunder.
Right on his head.

R.I.P. defre

LoL. And Thunder was my bird hat.

[gpdot]

Building in VMK for the prize
could you once find GPDOT

Costumes he once made to size
some bad, like the Phantom Blot

Since VMK's demise
he's now a forgotten virtual spot

Wasting away you may surmise
now ***** has he got

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Here lies GPDOT
Smothered in all of the inventory he got

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GPDOT is gone and dead
Finally early he can go to bed

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Happy Halloween all
GPDOT

[FabTab]

Here lies CuteTabitha a.k.a. Tab
(So fab, so glam, so pink!)
She was very pink and fab
(So cute, so smart, so nice!)
Loved all of her very best friends
(So rich, so designer, so creative!)
Never, ever had split ends
(So friendly, so gorgeous, so supermodel!)

One fab-u-lus day
(So girly, so sassy, so sweet!)
She was feeding her pony some pink hay
(So ah-mazing, so glittery, so artistic!)
The pony kicked Tab and threw up the hay right away
(So awesome, so fashionable, so ooh-lala!)
And here lies CuteTabitha... to this very day.

[chorustwo]

Here lies the beloved Cooly,
Who was forced to die ever so slowly.
Her curiosity was always the worst,
and one day she decided to put it first.
What was the shadow on the wall,
we will never know once and for all,
but whatever it was has Cooly cease to be,
is sure to get you or me.
So here she lay where she once sat,
and now you will always know curiosity always kills the cat.

Hah! That was fun. Maybe I'll think of better ones later

~Chorustwo~