October - Epitaph Contest

[Tepcat]

Halloween



The word conjures up images both macabre and silly


What do you want your tombstone (for your VMK character) to say now that it is gone??





or maybe





Submit the epitaph for your VMKF character on this thread by Thursday October 29th

And please - make them silly and fun. We are ready to laugh and have a good time.


The mods will check them over


and the winners will be announced on Saturday October 31st.


The top 5 will receive




All others will receive




Now gets yer littl' hands ter craftin' a fitting epitaph to be carved on yer tombstone!

[SoccerRyan]

Yay!! I loved this contest! Really puts you in Halloween mode.

Here is my entry:

Closing time was drawing near
The players were saying "farewell!"
But when all the people disappear
Could Soccer stay to dwell?

The clock struck one, and people went away
But Soccer held his own
And surprisingly enough, he was able to stay
Though now he was all alone

Exploring the kindgom, Soccer was pleased
But the fantasy would not go on
They say that by Yavn, Soccer was seized
And with a boot, he would forever be gone

[Straws]

As Straws played her last round of pirates on VMK
She wondered if the sea and her could ever be away
She hoisted the sails, fired cannons and blew ships apart
She would always remember POTC, since she was a true pirate at heart

[MLKnCookies]

I always have difficulty with the epitaph contests. Well I'll try:

VMK was almost done,
But MLKnCookies still wanted some fun.
Spending time with more than one friend,
Just until the very end.
Always found in the checkers room,
Until May 21st where she met her doom.

[RoseGirlAye21]

VMK was nearing it's closing time everyone was saying there ''goodbyes''
how are heart's were breaking when this was our last time on vmk
we were playing our last round of all the games together to remember this memory forever.

[BuzzBoy133]

VMK was closing fast,
and Defre wanted it to last.
He built a machine to do great things,
but after a great "PING!"
Defre was reduced to nothing but a string.

LOL idk xDD

[Cakee]

Cakee ate a penny and sat in her room,
She ran and screamed aloud,
when she heard that she would meet her doom.
Cakee forgot about the penny in her mouth,
so, what you're looking at now, is her tomb.



- Fictional, but at least it's something XD.

[KEBSD]

KEBSD built rooms,
And played games too,
But we're afraid he's met his doom,
Don't be sad,
He's still just as rad,
But apparently VMK was just a fad.
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:P

~Key

[ToBeContinued]

Okay, here's mine:

VMK was a place for fun,
But now it's gone,
Over and done,
We have all had our tears,
Broken hearts,
Even fears,
I think closing it was rude,
But I guess I'm still,
To Be Continued

[Ms.PrincessLucy]

Sounds like a fun contest! Great poems/Epitaphs everyone! I can't wait to read more!!
I guess I will try! Here is mine:

The end of VMK was coming near,
and everyone knew that they were going to disappear.
Ms.PrincessLucy wasn't ready to say Goodbye,
all she wanted to know was Why?
She knew that she would soon meet her doom,
where she would lie in rest in her favorite room.
Building rooms and playing games was really fun,
and Making friends was another one.

[Hellooo]

Hellooo never knew what it was till it hit him straight on
It was doom, and it was coming with the dawn
Here lies Hellooo, his last words were Goodbye.
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Lol random I know.

[StitchMayhem]

StitchMayhem turned on his PC,
To find some news he wish he didn't see.
The news was so sad and tragic,
It made him think Disney lost it's magic.
The news was delivered by yavn,
Sorry, there is no rhyme for yavn.
VMK was closing down,
which made StitchMayhem start to frown.
Stitch then played VMK his last day,
For this will become something yavn will have to pay.
Stitch then found yavn's location,
and walked to his house by yavn's devastation
Stitch walked up to yavn in much anger,
armed a sword and a hook made from a.... hanger?
Yavn then said, "You want VMK back, don't you?"
Then Stitch said, "OF COURSE I DO!"
Then yavn said, "It's not going to happen, sorry."
Stitch Then said "Oh, uh..... Phooey?"
What happened to Stitch after that is still undiscovered,
but we do know, a tombstone and dirt, he is covered.

Ok, It's a little long and doesn't make much sense, but it's still pretty good.

[Insanity]

Interesting contest. I'm not much of a poet, but I'll try.

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Insane he was, insane he is, forever he will be.
The Gates were closin' and he wouldn't go mosyin on.
Insane he was, insane he is, forever he will be.
He's in this grave because leaving wasn't his cup o tea, but Yavn said it had to be.
Insane he was, insane he is, forever he will be.
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[themist]

Here I go ....

As themist rolled in...
Are you sure it is him ?
As themist rolled out...
He toiled thru the day's
did all in his way ,
but in the end ,The piper he had to pay ...
RIP...themist 2005- 2009

[Bunnyrabot]

Okay, here goes nothing!

Yeah, mines really long, sorry! XD
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On VMK's final day
Bunnyrabot had quite a few things to say
'I've got four challenges, you see
Starting at Ten, Western time minus three
They will take place until the end
And hopefully help your heart mend!'

'The first challenge is quite simple!
Let me see that Mickey smile with the cute dimples!'
The crowd was pleased by the simple job
And more people joined to the size of a mob

The next two tasks were quick
Everyone was very slick.
It was time for task number four
And people wished there were more
Bunny finally stood once more
Happy by the crowds roar

''I hope you know this task ain't easy
Holding you breath isn't so dreamy
If I can hold my breath for the last hour
You must all pick me the most pretty flower'

There she stood as time past
Nobody thought she could last
She indeed held her breathe
It truely didn't make any sense
But she's been holding it ever since