I mean that I can't give you any links to tutorials, since in ALMOST all of the sites have a non g-rated tutorial. MEANING, it would get taken down, as it breaks the site's rules. And I see nothing wrong with looking at google. That's how you learn Photoshop, at least it's working with me. Can't expect to have it all on a silver platter.
All credit goes to GG and her awesome siggy-making powers.