This is my try at a Christmas parody. It is molded after the parody of "Twelve Pains of Christmas" on the Twisted Christmas CD.
TWELVE PAINS OF WALT DISNEY VACATIONS
The first thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
Is finding transportation that's free.
The 2nd thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
Is lugging all the suitcases
And finding transportation that's free.
The 3rd thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
CHECK IN'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many suitcases do we have?
And finding transportation that's free.
The 4th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
Is finding your room
CHECK IN'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not lugging any more suitcases up these stairs
And finding transportation that's free.
The 5th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
Aren't we at the room yet?!
CHECK IN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said only 1 suitcase per person
And finding transportation that's free.
The 6th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
Getting through Security
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
What do you mean the key doesn't work?
CHECK IN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All this luggage for just three days?
And finding transportation that's free.
The 7th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
Wheelchairs and ECV's
Oh, hello Officer
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
Now I've got to go back down to get this key to work
CHECK IN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I missing a piece of luggage?
And finding transportation that's free.
The 8th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
Making ADR's
Watch it Bub!!!!
No sir, this is not a glass bottle.
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
I hope this key will work now
CHECK IN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, where's Kevin?
And finding transportation that's free.
The 9th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
No where to sit for the parade
Where do you want to eat?
Ouch!!! You ran over my foot!!!!!!
You want all the zippers un-done?
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
No, not again--the key still doesn't work
CHECK IN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did we leave Kevin HOME ALONE?!?
And finding transportation that's free.
The 10th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
No more fast passes?
I know, we still have five minutes to parade time
This is all there is on the menu?
Too many wheelchairs and ECV's.
Like I said to the first and second Security Officer...............
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
Try YOUR key and see if it works
CHECK IN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now where are we going to sleep with all this luggage?
And finding transportation that's free.
The 11th thing about Walt Disney vacations
That's such a pain to me
"I wanna see Mickey and Goofy"! (little child crying)
240 minute wait for Small World?!!!
We'll just squeeze in there between those two little kids
I'm getting hungry!!
I've seen 100 wheelchairs and 200 ECV's so far
Officer, I didn't know it was not allowed into the park
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
Not another trip to the front desk
What do you mean--I don't have a reservation?
Not one more piece of luggage.
And finding transportation that's free.
The 12th thing about Walt Disney Vacations
That's such a pain to me
Maxing out the credit cards
(little kid in the background crying)
Brazillian group you cannot cut the line
This parade just keeps going
Nothing in any resturant to sit down?
Hey, that wheelchair just went to the front of the line
You want to do a strip search????????
FIVE bus stops!!!!!
OK, we'll just sleep in the lobby then
CHECK IN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it, no more luggage
AND FINDING TRANSPORTATION THAT'S FREE!