October 2010 Epitaph Contest
 

Here are the remains
of dear old Wombat
Who leaned over to far
and fell in the Brewers Vat.

Two men tried to save him
by entering from aloft
I took him 3 hours
to fight both of them off.

Here lies bluedudeman,
Avid trivia player
Eternally trapped in second
Fell asleep at the keys
Please appease.

Time to be creative once again for the same contest. You would think I could think of a creative epitaph by now..
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Here it goes:
MLKnCookies didn't drink her milk,
And she has never tried to cheat or bilk,
But when it came to the pirates game,
The gold cannonball has ended her fame.

Here lies defre,
who had failed to flee
from a great beast
who ate him as a feast.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Buzz, that was so fantastic. *wipes away stray tear*

Um, here we go:

Vienna, the nobody, stood in her grave
staring at the written words emblazoned
with a tear and a wave
she withered away.

http://gallery.vmkforums.com/data/500/poem.png
Click on the picture twice when you get to the page.

Here lies Arianna,
Who was trapped in a world she don't know,
And finally gave up and gone forever,
Faded and an invisible, but an immortal.

Here goes:

LexieandTink
 

"I told you I was sick!"

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