View Full Version : The Real Story Behind Haley And Jake (VMK SITE PEOPLES)


CloetheGreat
10-23-2006, 11:32 PM
Ah, behold, I have a story about two little weird virtual people who talk with popping noises! Here goes!!

(Haley drinks lactose-free milk..she can't drink coffee because she's allergic to the coffee beans..)(Also she's at home >_<)
Haley: Ahhhh...another day..to annoy kids with my voice, nice talent..huh Jake?
Great's note: Okay..okay..you're probably thinking why Jake is snooping around at Haley's house..Jake is..Haley's brother..based on my story .-.
Jake: Indeed..now..let me call Yavn..
(Haley has a crush on Yavn)
Haley: OHHHHH!! Tell him I said HI!!!
Jake calls Yavn to discuss the popping noises.
Jake: Hello, Yavn?
Yavn: Yup? Who's this?
Jake: It's Jake! Oh, and by the way, Haley says hi..(Haley screams 'Hi!' in the background)
Yavn: Heh..I bet she can't wait to see me (cough)
Jake: Yup indeed. (Laughs)
Yavn: I got some new noises for your mouths. Wanna hear it?
Jake: Sure. But I prefer it to be silent. I feel sorry for the kids having to suffer hearing us talk..er..pop.
Yavn: OK, just wait until hear this! (Horrible-sounding music plays)
Jake: Ah.....no no. Any other noises?
Yavn: No. I guess it'll be silent then.
Jake: Okays. Maybe you can try putting in a really nice song in the background.
Yavn: Nice Idea! Look, I got to go work on that, see you soon!
Jake: Laters!
Haley: Did he say anything about me?!!?!
Jake: No.
Haley: Are you SURE!?
Jake: No. I mean Yes.
Haley: (moans) Okay.
(Jake sips coffee)
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Jake and Haley are at VMK HQ.
Haley: HEY YAVN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yavn rubs ears)
Yavn:Hi!
Jake: Haley, I think you should go start writing your blog.
Haley: No! I want to stay and chill.
Jake: Yavn and I are going to fix problems on VMK. Work on your blog..
Haley: Okay. But after..can I come??
Jake: Okay!
Haley goes write her blog. Obviously at the end of her blog she says, 'And now, let's turn it to my GOOD friend Yavn!'
Haley runs to Yavn and Jake. She finds they're working on the new mystery item. Aparently VMK_Lily was there, and she started to talk with Haley.
VMK_Lily: Heya!
Haley: Heya! What's the new mystery item?
VMK_Lily: Yavn was thinking about making Ariel Hair..but it was too difficult. Now they're making an over-sized hat-Malificent. But I got to admit..they're cool! To me..oh the kids are so not going to like it.
Haley: OH! I love Malificent! But Ariel Hair sounded pretty good. I agree with you..the kids are SO not going to like it..
VMK_Lily: Ah, time's a runnin' I got to go open VMK. See ya!
Haley: See ya!
Jake: Heya Haley!
Haley: Heya Jake!
Yavn: Ah..that little VMK tester of ours..make him stop singing 'Jingle Bells'..
Haley: Are you working on the Crash Monster?
Jake and Yavn: Yes.
Haley goes away and watches TV. And drinks lactose-free milk.
Haley: Ah..I can't wait to be Yavn's bride..
The entire VMK HQ: WHA?!
Jake: So..that's why you keep asking for Yavn..huh?
Yavn: Heh..I'm married..
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Haley screams..and cries >_<
Yavn: Uh..awkward moment.
Jake and VMK HQ: Yeah.
Haley: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yavn: Sorry to break the news but scratch that..I'm going to get married..to..(cough)..
Haley stops crying.
Haley: WHA?! WHO?!
Yavn: Uhm..er...
Great's note: I really don't want to use a VMK staff in a bad way..I feel bad..it's just a funny story..uh..yeah.
wifeofyavn..
(GASP)
Haley: But she doesn't work here anymore!
Yavn: Uhm...she's working at WDW..and I'm doing this Around-The-World thing..and I'm going to visit her at WDW..my first destination!
Jake: OHHHH! I LOVE Disney Parks! May I come!?
Yavn: Do you have money? (laughs)
Jake: No.



Now..that's a little part of the tale about Jake And Haley..and apparently Yavn :3_4_5: :lol: :uglyhamme :tongue8:

CloetheGreat
10-23-2006, 11:34 PM
Tell me what you think!

Tris-Remix
10-23-2006, 11:45 PM
OMG! LOL! It's the coolest story i ever read! Write More. Yavn's married? to who? :h-biggrin

Deeda
10-23-2006, 11:53 PM
OMG That is so cool! That's a good idea...I like it. We could revolutionize fanfiction- can you imagine it? VMK fanfiction? If you don't know what fanfiction is, PM me. And if I could have permission to ponder/use your idea, could I, Cloe? PM me! lol

CloetheGreat
10-24-2006, 12:08 AM
Whoah Cool-Dolphin, thanks! Never thought of that idea -_- I'll think of a twist..but that'll take tomorrow:)

goblinguy
10-24-2006, 12:13 AM
It was weird, and when i read the thread name i thought it was real...:smileyabxe7rx:

nikkiluvsmickey
10-24-2006, 12:30 AM
haha cute stoyr. very cute

Jenijeni
10-24-2006, 12:39 AM
LOL I cracked up.. And it seems true LOL

CloetheGreat
10-24-2006, 12:57 AM
LOL..I..it's not true..LOL!! Well..Haley used to have a blog on the newsletter..and it always says: 'And now for my GOOD friend Yavn!'..now that's what got my mind tickin'.

nickisasped
10-24-2006, 01:16 AM
LOL!!!!! omg that's so funny u got me laughing (litterally) on the floor!!
you shou8ld definately make more i shall read all of them
and i want to know who yavn is married to lol

Tris-Remix
10-24-2006, 12:17 PM
Ooo!!! This is too funny! Will you do anymore! i rate this 5 thumbs up!

Mermaidviolet
10-25-2006, 06:57 PM
LOL. Very silly great >_<.

But yavn is actually really married ..lol

Remember on his birthday that girl came in with the title YavnsWife.

Remember?? Huh? Huh?

AstroCool_Dude
10-25-2006, 09:57 PM
OMG that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY Haley likes Yavn LOL

CloetheGreat
10-28-2006, 02:16 AM
uh no, Mermaid..>_< Now I have to edit my story and say that..
EDIt: Ah nvm..it's good the way it is.

PirateMario
10-28-2006, 02:24 AM
LOL! It's an Awesome Story! Keep up the good work! :D

PrincessKala
10-28-2006, 02:30 AM
lol That Was Funny! Great Story! You Should write more! GREAT JOB!

:tink: Carrie :tink:

MickeyForMayor
10-28-2006, 03:35 AM
ROTFL!!!! ok ok i don't even know what to write >_< it's just to funny.

bestwakerever:me
10-28-2006, 05:48 PM
seams like a good storie but its a little hard to comprehend try and use less () and more good sizesd paragraphs. also, dont enter on everline it makes my eyes hurt..jk about eyes but it look better other wya

CloetheGreat
10-28-2006, 11:09 PM
How was it a little hard to comprehend..? And you have to use parenthesis (which is the ()) to describe the actions of the character. The story was written out that way, as a kind of script, it wasn't meant to be like those regular stories. I meant it to be kinda like a movie script >_<

AstroCool_Dude
10-28-2006, 11:39 PM
How did you decide to make the story?

Ilovevmk998
10-28-2006, 11:44 PM
That is so funny.Haley wants to be married to Yavn,she is sooooo lucky she knows him!!

AstroCool_Dude
10-29-2006, 12:59 AM
lol i can picture the whole story as i was reading it

CloetheGreat
10-29-2006, 07:03 PM
Me too! hehe!

AstroCool_Dude
10-29-2006, 07:07 PM
lol I always thought haley was Yavns Daughter

CloetheGreat
10-29-2006, 07:29 PM
:oh really? >_< I thought Haley was just a girl VMK HQ picked out of nowhere.. id know!

pixiebuttercup
10-29-2006, 07:44 PM
LOL IT's so FUNNY!!!!!

AstroCool_Dude
10-29-2006, 08:11 PM
Alot of ppl think that Jake and Haley are from A.D but i think they are his children

xigbar
10-29-2006, 11:01 PM
Haley and jake have been around since vmk first opened. At the log in screen, they are the two people who sit over the log in area. I named them before the got names, bob and jasmine :)
P.S, bob was the girl, and jasmine was the boy XD

PrincessTmkttt
10-29-2006, 11:16 PM
Does anyone by any change have a picture of the log-in screen where they were?


:17: Tmkttt:17:

AstroCool_Dude
10-29-2006, 11:55 PM
The old one?

Raderin
11-01-2006, 12:16 AM
Write more I LOVE it!

CloetheGreat
11-22-2006, 11:19 PM
It's Funny, right? I don't think I'll right anymores..-.- '

Christygirlya
11-22-2006, 11:28 PM
Lol Great, that was really funny :D.

AstroCool_Dude
11-22-2006, 11:30 PM
Has anyone noticed that they DON'T make the popping noises?

CloetheGreat
11-22-2006, 11:36 PM
I know!! Thanks Giraffe

AstroCool_Dude
11-22-2006, 11:37 PM
I am glad now :) what was the horrible noise that you put in your story?

CloetheGreat
11-22-2006, 11:38 PM
hmm...I don't know -.-' I made up:)

AstroCool_Dude
11-22-2006, 11:42 PM
lol it should be elevator music ;)

Pinkdust
11-22-2006, 11:44 PM
OMG! LOL! It's the coolest story i ever read! Write More. Yavn's married? to who? :h-biggrin

Well, her VMK name is wifeofyavn. ;)

AstroCool_Dude
11-22-2006, 11:45 PM
Really?! has anyone ever seen her?

Slamina
11-22-2006, 11:49 PM
lol funny, I wish there were no popping noises my ears have suffered enough

AstroCool_Dude
11-22-2006, 11:50 PM
There isn't anymore :D unless my comp is just acting up

CloetheGreat
11-23-2006, 07:54 PM
eh..woo! well then, Yavn's wife's name I should change:)

SparkyAngel
11-28-2006, 10:07 PM
Funny! Maybe send it in Contact Us as fan art or something :)