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jedimaster
06-07-2005, 04:34 AM
Do U Have A Joke That Has To Do With Vmk Post It Here.
At The End Of June I Will Award The Best Joke A Grand Vmk Prize.



Ps
My Rooms Name Is "not Just A Race" And My Character Is "jedi Master"

sonofshine
06-07-2005, 05:15 AM
oooo i have one!!!!

Whats read and white and black all over? A newspaper!!!!
Nw i bet you are wondering how this relates to VMK, aren't you? i heard that joke(or a similar one) in a guest room in VMK1!! lol :D

xfan342
06-07-2005, 03:35 PM
I Got One.

Okay So There's This Therapist And His Patient, The Therapist Asks,

"How long have you've been possessed"?

"couple days"

"Okay patient here's what I want to you to do, I want you to clear your mind and I want you to release the most evil thing you can think of".

"Okay"

The patient concentrates On The Evil.

He suddenly screams his evil thought

"IT"S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!!"

ROFL

Beat That

DoomCookie
06-07-2005, 06:10 PM
Overheard last night in the DoomCookie Household :

DoomCookie : Hun...?
Mr. DoomCookie : What?
DoomCookie : Come here a sec... *pointing into the recyling bin*
Mr. DoomCookie : What..??
DoomCookie : *squinting* Do you think that is a Hidden Mickey? No...
to the left of the orange juice container...
Mr. DoomCookie : You need help.

DoomCookie *who wishes it were a joke*

sonofshine
06-07-2005, 06:15 PM
hmm I would like to show you part of what i said when i signed up to be a communtity leader....

"I've seemed to have caught a sickness...a bug really, the VMK bug. It is a sickness that I couldn't, or even want to, get rid of and I could think of no better way of using this knowledge then to share with people having only caught the VMK Cold or even the VMK Flu."

I found that funny, and yes i actually said that :o

EDIT: Of couse i found out later they don't except those yet. I was a little too anxious lol;)

sonofshine
06-07-2005, 06:17 PM
Overheard last night in the DoomCookie Household :

DoomCookie : Hun...?
Mr. DoomCookie : What?
DoomCookie : Come here a sec... *pointing into the recyling bin*
Mr. DoomCookie : What..??
DoomCookie : *squinting* Do you think that is a Hidden Mickey? No...
to the left of the orange juice container...
Mr. DoomCookie : You need help.

DoomCookie *who wishes it were a joke*

That was me on my WDW trip lol

jedimaster
06-08-2005, 03:11 PM
Lol I Like All The Jokes Alot They Are Great. Keep Poasting And Remeber U Can Post More Than Once.

foolish_mortal
06-09-2005, 07:55 AM
how many mickeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb....




dont be silly there is only one mickey mouse

wdwlover
06-09-2005, 02:40 PM
ok
yesterday night i had a dream
it was about speeding buses and trying to find hidden mickeys
and it was all based on VMK
it was so freaky
it even had this little thing that if you clicked on some trees they will turn into people and sing and dance

does that mean im addicted?

jedimaster
06-12-2005, 05:25 AM
ok
yesterday night i had a dream
it was about speeding buses and trying to find hidden mickeys
and it was all based on VMK
it was so freaky
it even had this little thing that if you clicked on some trees they will turn into people and sing and dance

does that mean im addicted?
LOL , That doesnt sound like a joke that u tell. But I think it was really funny so I will count it like a joke.


Everybody else that has posted , thankyou your jokes are great u all have GREAT jokes. I am going to d a fun but hard time choosing a joke but what the heck I will throw in a second and third prize. (to show how nice I am, LOL) :cool:

jedimaster
06-18-2005, 05:28 AM
post post post the month will be over in a long time i now but still post

Saragirl
06-18-2005, 05:34 AM
Overheard last night in the DoomCookie Household :

DoomCookie : Hun...?
Mr. DoomCookie : What?
DoomCookie : Come here a sec... *pointing into the recyling bin*
Mr. DoomCookie : What..??
DoomCookie : *squinting* Do you think that is a Hidden Mickey? No...
to the left of the orange juice container...
Mr. DoomCookie : You need help.

DoomCookie *who wishes it were a joke*

ROTFLMBO!!!!!! Bwahahaha!
I love it. Totally something I would do. :p

ceburto
06-18-2005, 05:47 AM
How many Guest does it take to find a Hidden Mickey?


One to say, "Any Mickeys here?"

and 9 others to say....

Got it
Thanks
Got it
Thanks
Where is it?
Oh I see it
Got it?
Any more here?
Will you be my Boyfriend?


-ceburto

AshleighPink
06-18-2005, 06:02 AM
Nice Jokes!

dizneydesi
06-18-2005, 08:08 AM
you all crack me up!!! :D i admire those who can tell a good joke

Saragirl
06-18-2005, 07:41 PM
Ok, here is a simple knock-knock joke that my son used to tell me on a daily basis when he was about five years old. :)

Knock-knock

Who's There?

Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell, who?

Tinkerbell is broken, that is why I knocked!!
(translation: I think your bell is broken, that is why I knocked.)

HEEHEE

Jediviper
06-18-2005, 08:50 PM
Ok here are some seriously cheezy ones converted to VMK...

A man walks into the Matterhorn...Ouch!

A horse walks into Shrunken Neds Shop...Shrunken Ned says "Why the long face?"

Two men walk into the Matterhorn...The third one walks arownd it.

A Priest a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into the Emporium...Esmerelda says "What is this, a joke"

Ok that's all I've got right now, I don't expect to win just wanted to share!

jedimaster
06-19-2005, 03:51 AM
saragirl doomkookie and ceburto have a chance of winning remeber it ends july 1 and u can post over 100 jokes if u like and when the contest is over we can continue telling jokes for fun but remember im watching so if its just for fun u still have chance of winning even if its next year

kiriv
06-19-2005, 05:35 AM
Ok..
What do you get when you cross a ### and a ###

Can you guess??

Its a ###

:D

jedimaster
06-21-2005, 03:43 AM
ceburto Saragirl

doomkookie kiriv
have a good chance of wining lol u gauys crack me up

SpookyBear
06-21-2005, 04:34 AM
You might be addicted to VMK if...

You find it hard to use numbers in everyday conversation because the "dictionary" won't let you.

Heartsdown
06-21-2005, 04:37 AM
What do you get when you put bambi and thumper together

A Bumper

You Might be addicted to VMK If you use Substitute words in real life like weak instead of week

(I have done this a few times)

PixelProphet
06-21-2005, 05:21 AM
why is 6 afraid of 7?



because 7 ate 9

SpinMarty
06-21-2005, 05:33 AM
How many Guest does it take to find a Hidden Mickey?


One to say, "Any Mickeys here?"

and 9 others to say....

Got it
Thanks
Got it
Thanks
Where is it?
Oh I see it
Got it?
Any more here?
Will you be my Boyfriend?


-ceburto


OMG This is the funniest thing I ever saw! LOL It is so true (especially the last line) except I would add one line . . .

yes right here next to me, don't bother looking for it.

SpinMarty
06-21-2005, 05:35 AM
I have a good joke, and it's true.


What: Big Parade
When: Saturday, June 18 at(in pm) : 6:00 CST;7:00 EST;4:00 PST;5:00 MST
Where: Meet at any one of these three locations: Main Street, Town Square and Central Plaza.
What: An awesome party, a special scavenger hunt, prizes for great summer outfits, and more.



LOL

dizneydesi
06-23-2005, 07:45 PM
A day at VMK

knock, knock!

who's there?

justin.

justin who?

justin time to play VMK!

knock, knock!

who's there?

stefan.

stefan who?

stefan out to play a mini- game! (step on out, get it?)

knock, knock!

who's there?

boo.

boo who?

boo hoo, VMK closes soon.

shiregirl
06-23-2005, 07:50 PM
Heh! Great jokes dizneydesi! :D rofl

jedimaster
06-23-2005, 09:17 PM
Ive Got News I Have Looked Hard At The Jokes And This Are Nomenies For 1 2 3 Place Please Vote For Each.:

1)ceburto Or Doomcookie
2)xfan342 Or Dizney Desi
3)saragirl Or Kirvi

jedimaster
06-24-2005, 03:10 AM
I am talling up

NewFunnyGuy
06-24-2005, 03:14 AM
i have a joke why did Mickey go into space??????????


To go see ploto :) well i got 1 more why did the cookie go to the hospital?????????????

bec it felt crumy

dizneydesi
06-24-2005, 06:04 AM
hey jedi master, my joke on the poll is for 3rd place, but here in this thread you have it in 2nd! which is right? imho, 2nd is correct. or 1st. :D

wdwlover
06-24-2005, 04:45 PM
just got bored and decided to say something which i saw at jungle cruise today
you know the sign now says click here to play
i still saw a guest go how do you play? do you click the sign?

dizneydesi
06-25-2005, 05:54 AM
lol that is as good as asking where the yeti is while in the matterhorn room!

or where any other npc is while in the same room it is in!