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Tepcat
10-05-2008, 10:27 PM
Originally Posted by VMK Newsletter October 2005
What's in your character's epitaph? If your VMK character kicked the bucket, what would the tombstone say? We invite you to compose a ditty to tell the (short) tale and send it in. We'll run the best of the worst in our next two Newsletters.

Send in your entry via the Contact Us form, using the "I want to send in something for the newsletter" option. If you are under the age of 13 please remember to have a Parent send it in for you. Entries must be received no later than 10:00pm Pacific on October 28, 2005. No late entries please (oh, the irony!). One entry per Player, please; additional entries will not be considered and excessive entries may disqualify you. Here are some epitaphs from around the world to get your started — create your own, and send it in:

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.


Mary Lass
Missed the brake and hit the gas.


Once I wasn't
Then I was
Now I ain't again


Here lies Walter Dudley
He found out too late,
Dobermans are not cuddly


Here lies Bungee Biff
His rope was longer,
than the cliff!


So, let's give it a try. :cry:

Write a humorous epitaph :laugh: for your VMK character and
submit on this thread. Only one entry per person as always
though you can change your entry as often as you like :kiss:
until the contest ends at 6 PM (CST) Monday October 27th.

At that point, the entries will be reviewed by the mod staff :huh:
and the top 10 entries selected will be put on a poll for all to
vote. Winner will be declared October 31st.



Thanks to StitchRokcs for bringing this VMK memory to light for our contest. :icon_mickey_hallowe

FabMariah
10-05-2008, 10:31 PM
Here lies Puppy_Diva
All pink and girly
She went into the bathroom
then her hair got messed up in a swirly

When she came out
with her hair all frizzy
She looked around
Her mind all tizzy

Water dripped from her nose and ears
From her eyes too
But none were tears.
Until too much water dripped
And some went into a socket
Her hair got caught in too
And the electric shock shot her to the moon- like a rocket

On the moon there was nothing there
Except Puppy_Diva
With her head exploding from having no air
--
I actually found that funny... LOLz

TheMagicWithin
10-05-2008, 10:34 PM
Here lies sethjr
With his red stitch hat
Tripping every 5 minutes
Since no one's controlling him.
He sits and watches the octopus
Try to break the window
He waves at me, oh?
I wave back, then go get a churro.

Purplemysterystar
10-05-2008, 10:38 PM
Here lies Purplemysterystar
who was using her magic
which is still going on
even though I am in this tombstone
you just can't see it
don't believe me?
Come inside and see me!
Muahaha!!! You opened me up!!
I'm Free I'M FREE
YAY I'M FREE!!!

ivanbyte9
10-05-2008, 10:39 PM
Here lies SecretMagicIvan
Who played VMK for a Livin'
That didn't really rhyme
But who's givin'?

Pinkglitter
10-05-2008, 10:45 PM
Here Lies Princess_Churro,
Wondering and Wondering about her VMK World.
Will her VMK world re-open?
Or will that dream be a nopen?

MLKnCookies
10-05-2008, 10:48 PM
Here lies Cookies
Because of the rookies,
She sent many reports
Which brough her to court,
When it was too late
She met her final fate.


Doesn't make much sense and obviously I used a rhyming dictionary, lol

PurpleCrazyLava
10-05-2008, 10:51 PM
This has to be fun!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PurpleCrazyLava R.I.P. here
Hopefully, she lived near
In the game, she was not tame.
For she lived a happy life
Never a lame life.
PurpleCrazyLava R.I.P. here
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOLz!


Tepcat you should make one!!! It would be cool!

SonicBoom
10-05-2008, 10:59 PM
SimpleElectricWind Here He Lies-
Always wondering why he was denied.
A game so cruel
Only to a fool-
For he found out.
He was just a tool

Idk.. Does that work?

cunana
10-05-2008, 11:20 PM
Cunana lies here
Not a wonderful place to be
But atleast her best friends came along
Named Crash, Lag, and Dc!

acefredfred
10-05-2008, 11:22 PM
Acefredfred Here He Lies,
With his rhymes and his lines,
He would only be seen by the leaks in the stream,
He was seen to be destroyed by this wondrous game,
Oh it was a wondrous game,
Making dreams come true with its Disney theme,
He can be seen at night in the graveyard of the forever gone characters,
Just to end by a cruel Disney "Promotion" only to be gone forever,
Acefredfred had friends,
These were no ordinary friends,
They each had wondrous skills,
Some had randomness,
Some had lines,
Some had these evil plots to drop,
Here he lies with his lines,
And the sky,
Who will guide him to his afterlife,
Here lies Acefredfred,
June 1 2005 - May 21, 2008


I never thought I could write something like that.. Im about to cry.. Hope you like it! This will forever be in my life.
- acefredfred
EDIT: It takes about half a minute to read, but it took me two minutes to write.. :P

cookiefairy
10-05-2008, 11:27 PM
COOKIEFAIRY
There once lived a fairy
Who ate just cookies
Except for the day she died
One bite of cake,
One little taste,
And cookie was no more alive

EtnaGreen
10-05-2008, 11:32 PM
Here lies etnagreen
a bunny so mean
pushed her off a roof
burden of proof
the bunny fled
and to this day
the bunny will say
The jewish rye bread
caused him to make etna dead.

This is fun, good idea guys.

xigbar
10-06-2008, 12:06 AM
Oh poor Xigbar,
Who was not a great singer,
Watched Tepcat's bad dance,
And fell into the trance.
Now Xigbar lies here,
in the coffin, on his rear.

fantasyforever
10-06-2008, 12:14 AM
Sad, Sad fantasykid
His last trip to Fantasyland
He went to give that whale a hand. (You know..the whale that ate Pinocchio.)
Then he tripped on the sand.
Mr. Whale thought of fantasykid as a snack,
Poor, Poor fantasykid. Hope he has fun in the belly of Mr. Whale..

SoccerRyan
10-06-2008, 01:07 AM
One day through the dungeon Soccer played much
The great flame he was trying not to touch
And now he lies, from his head rises smoke
I guess that dragon couldn't take a joke

Vivi
10-06-2008, 01:11 AM
Here Lies Vienna
Who Was Easly Confused For Sienna (nawt the tennis star!)
She Got Mad
Very Easily
Because Of The Weaslys,
Now Why Would She Be Mad?
They Stole Her Way Cool Fad,
The Mad Hatter That She Had.
So She Won't Rest In Peace,
Until She Gets Back Up In One Piece.


That was not awesome. LOL

Friez
10-06-2008, 01:39 AM
Here lies dear old Friez
She was wise and had beautiful eyes
She got eaten by the Yeti, so now she resides
in his stomach instead of Disney World, riding the rides

PMFan
10-06-2008, 02:32 AM
Here lies PMFan
never needed a right hand man
until one day in Adventureland
He Got Stuck in Quicksand
He never had a clue, Until it got his shoe
oh That Late PMFan
The Boy who never can
See the difference between sand
But it is Adventureland
( That was long )

Kitri
10-06-2008, 04:25 AM
Here lies Kite
She wasn't snow white
But because of that apple
She had to grapple
And with that one bite
She saw the light
Oh what a horrible site.

Fun idea. I loved doing this the first time around!

Eyelashgirl
10-06-2008, 04:58 AM
This looks fun.

Here lies EyeGirl
So wonderful so sweet
here she loved to play
and have friends to meet
until that one day
when we would play
that my head was gone
and also my feet
I learned that this was the day
that we would never see
each other again
in that nice way
so goodbye vmk
here lies EyeGirl

~Eyes

mrmyth
10-06-2008, 05:32 AM
The was a game called VMK
And one that played most everyday
His friends all called him Mystery
Beyond his control now he's history

Pisces
10-06-2008, 03:38 PM
Here lies thepisces,
Who ran into some crises
With the close of VMK;
Mourning himself to this day.

Fun- I was going to add more, but I got writer's block-type-something :\

Derejin
10-06-2008, 07:25 PM
Our beloved Djar
When he stopped to sniff,
A mutant rose
Pushed him off a cliff.


All I could come up with for now.. I may think up some later.

MagicMonkeys
10-06-2008, 08:24 PM
Here lies Cloudy,
She wasn't quite doubty,
She fell off a ship,
She took quite a dip,
And now she is riding,
And she bids you her tidings.
-----------------------------
R.I.P. PartlyCloudy :(

*Heh.. StitchRokcs brought it. (Thinks of where it came from)

OFF TOPIC: EKB has an addicting signature! Bubble wrap! :)

~MagicMonkeys

P.S. * is an inside joke.. don't ask.

xoop
10-06-2008, 08:27 PM
Here lies xoop,
She always ate penny soup,
From her penny presser machine,
And always used to sing,
At her clubs in her house,
And she dressed up as a mouse;
Went to the zoo,
And in red went the word glue,
For her life in VMK was goofy,
Cause you could never say things like Guhboofyloofy.
So even though it was hard to leave,
She still liked making words that went in red;
Like sleeve.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOL, that was random.

RockieRoad
10-06-2008, 09:20 PM
:41:

Here lies the dead Rockie.
Who was being a little bit coky
When she made creme bru lee
And performed a Monet
When she added some sweet teriyaki.

But now she lies dead on the ground
Because as she cooked the compound
In the oven it grew
Until it went kaBLEW!
And now she's as living as a mound.

SoraxHero
10-06-2008, 11:50 PM
Here lies
SoraxHero
Age 102
The Good
Die Young

Epcotfans
10-06-2008, 11:57 PM
:smiley: happy halloween ya'll!:smiley:

Here lies Guide_Epcot
We all know you lied!

off topic: uh from the WDW HM reminded me to write what i wrote bc
on the head stones one says:
"Here lies Cousin Huet,
we all know you didn't
do it."

Xucid
10-07-2008, 08:37 PM
Here lies Xucid a man always hurt
Now he sleeps under the dirt
Always so full of germs.
Now his roommates are a bunch of worms.

MinniesDream
10-07-2008, 09:32 PM
Here lies talkative MinniesDream,
Who talked until she was dead.
The only thing she has left to say is,
"Get your feet off of my head!"
R.I.P.


:hrolleyes:

Haha, this is fun. Do you guys like mine?

Evil Kid Bugs
10-08-2008, 12:38 AM
Feed the fishes, feed the worms,
Feed the fire on it's own terms
(not wet, not cold, not lacking air
fussy, 'tis, to feed the pyre)

Feed the deep 'pon boat that's sunken
Or savage rites as head that's shrunken
(some may think that would be best
but cannibals eat all the rest)

Food's our fate, I do not kid
Unless ensconced in pyramid
Where waits the most eternal rest
Wish you to be mummy dearest?

Perhaps you're told salvation lies
In Space's frigid vacuum? Lies!
E.T. was not phoning Home
But Pizza the Hutt's Take-out Dome
Where your order, they guarantee,
Arrives in ten light years, or free
(I stopped by once, but then I ran
Their menu reads: "We Serve Man")

Perhaps a hunter shoots you down
Plucks you, stuffs you, cooks you brown
On a platter carves you up
All so he may have his sup
(and feed what's left to his pup)

now you've read my eulogy
and you may ask "then, where is he?
if, of death does he feel so?"
That's simple. I just will not go!

But if I'm eaten I am certain
My consumer will be hurtin'
They'll get sick and they'll be sad
My evil life made me taste bad

Destination
10-08-2008, 12:46 AM
This is all I could think of:

Here lies Destination
reached by all population
but never by navigation
now onto a new destination

PurpleAmy
10-08-2008, 01:35 AM
Here lies Purplewemoster
Sitting all sad, with a sad posture.
In her tombstone, dreaming of playing
Pirates with her friends, but instead is laying.
Inside the tomb, eating some hay,
Acting so sad, but yet random in a way.
She then switched to chicken, which tasted really good,
STILL remembering times in the VMK hood!
She will always be remembering, so if you pass by,
And she is thinking of those times, stop and say, "Hi!"
5/21/08

--

Blossomflower
10-08-2008, 05:02 AM
yeah i've only entered this stuff ONCE. ONCE IN MY VMKF LIFE. so i'mma give it a shot and fail miserably LOL



Here is Blossomflower
A girl that wasn't so wise
She lost her life by being hardheaded
and now, here she lies.

The girl was at the Elephant Bathing Pool
enjoying her VMK days.
She was very mischievous,
and people told her to change her ways.

She stood by the river, smiling faintly but creepily.
She'd throw pebbles at the boat people and make them all weepy.

People told her to quit her cruel act.
She simply replied, "Who cares? I'm having fun, and that's a fact."

The people decided to give her a taste of her own medicine.
They walked up to her, and she stared at them.
They glared at her for some time, and shock sank in.

Flower took a step back, as the people stepped towards her.
She felt this huge surge of power
coming from the people who stared at her menacingly.
She had lost that feeling of glee.

Suddenly, someone pushed her in the river.
Blossomflower was swept away as the people watched her.
Alas, the river flow was too strong.
She hit her head, and the people heard a "DONG!"

She fell unconscious, as she was swept away.
For the riverboat people, that was a glorious day.
She perished because of her foolishness;
The followers of evil had one less.




and as you can see, i failed miserably... and what the heck i'm still rhyming O_O LOL
meh.
LOL

lemonysnicket3
10-09-2008, 12:52 AM
Billy-hill.
Because he could and it was free.

Oh ho ho :P.

MadCrazyTurtle
10-09-2008, 01:06 AM
Here lieth MadCrazyTurtle
The most mad crazy of all turtles

Sugarland_Fanatic
10-09-2008, 06:16 PM
Under the ground, and in a casket,
You will find a Sugarland_Fanatic.
He was found, with confetti around,
In the Haunted Mansion's Attic.Feb 2007 - May 2008

When magic goes bad! LOL
- Sugar

LexieandTink
10-09-2008, 11:36 PM
LexieandTink is still alive!
Or so all the villagers say.
Well, they should've told that to the mean-looking men
Who buried her yesterday

Akovia
10-09-2008, 11:56 PM
My Poor, gone, VMK Character
'Tis lonely and is sad
But before the dreaded May 2008
On Trading she'd go mad!

Akovia-the swapper, a bold one
Was trading up the wazoo
She'd swap a hat, then a top
Then maybe a pair of ugly shoes!

From Argyle shirts to nat wolff pics
Akovia still lives
On VMKF, yes thats where
-finds nat wolff pic- I Got Dibs!(on it)

Thriller
10-10-2008, 12:03 AM
Here lies Thriller,
He waltzed into the chiller.
Once he was out,
his end had no doubt.

Here rests Thriller,
his end has come hither.
He wandered into the flames,
who is there to blame?

BuzzBoy133
10-10-2008, 12:49 AM
Here Lies defre,
who once ate a flea.
Who died when Thunder,
dropped all his plunder.
Right on his head.

R.I.P. defre

LoL. And Thunder was my bird hat.

gpdot
10-10-2008, 05:10 PM
Building in VMK for the prize
could you once find GPDOT

Costumes he once made to size
some bad, like the Phantom Blot

Since VMK's demise
he's now a forgotten virtual spot

Wasting away you may surmise
now ***** has he got

__________________________________________________


Here lies GPDOT
Smothered in all of the inventory he got

__________________________________________________


GPDOT is gone and dead
Finally early he can go to bed

_________________________

Happy Halloween all
GPDOT

FabTab
10-10-2008, 11:49 PM
http://media1.youshare.com/uploads/CuteTabitha/617ee7ab6e370c73.gif?1546291625

Here lies CuteTabitha a.k.a. Tab
(So fab, so glam, so pink!)
She was very pink and fab
(So cute, so smart, so nice!)
Loved all of her very best friends
(So rich, so designer, so creative!)
Never, ever had split ends
(So friendly, so gorgeous, so supermodel!)

One fab-u-lus day
(So girly, so sassy, so sweet!)
She was feeding her pony some pink hay
(So ah-mazing, so glittery, so artistic!)
The pony kicked Tab and threw up the hay right away
(So awesome, so fashionable, so ooh-lala!)
And here lies CuteTabitha... to this very day.

http://media1.youshare.com/uploads/CuteTabitha/617ee7ab6e370c73.gif?1546291625

chorustwo
10-11-2008, 02:15 AM
Here lies the beloved Cooly,
Who was forced to die ever so slowly.
Her curiosity was always the worst,
and one day she decided to put it first.
What was the shadow on the wall,
we will never know once and for all,
but whatever it was has Cooly cease to be,
is sure to get you or me.
So here she lay where she once sat,
and now you will always know curiosity always kills the cat.

Hah! That was fun. Maybe I'll think of better ones later;)

~Chorustwo~

GraspingClaw
10-11-2008, 03:13 AM
PhantomBlot tried to pass here,
But the sand played a trick,
Not quite sure what happened,
'Cause it all went so quick.

iRaccoon
10-11-2008, 10:30 AM
Here lies Restart.
A reliable soldier. Who knew Sgt. Stoger. QueenBee just across the room. Better use a broom.. He now lies in the loom of his single tomb. No turnbacks. For he had lack the great sack of churros.

TeddyYeti
10-11-2008, 03:52 PM
New Years Eve, 2007....

A dim-witted Teddy
Popped some Confetti
That scared a malicious Yeti

He lifted his claw
Certainly against the law
And then nothing he saw

Deep in his mind
He knew he was blind
Fore he couldn't see in front, side to side, or behind
On the ground he lied
Hoping he had died

ACECpt.RICH
10-11-2008, 04:57 PM
:pumpkinani:
Here lies the body of ACECpt.RICH.
Doomed to death by falling into a virtual ditch.
It wasn't only the ditch that made him go, it was someone using the magic of a giant monster made out of snow.
The speed of the lagging Cursed Storm magic pin's wind, pushed him a direction he did not want to go.


A native of the Pirates of the Caribbean game dock, a scurvy dog.
Tried to escape the monster and ran into a huge cloud of fog.


Into the cloud he went, spinning around and around.
He was nervous and felt high off the ground.
All of a sudden his feet hit the floor.
And before he knew it he was falling into the ditch right outside the door.

By: ACECpt.RICH
(Ace-Captain-Rich)
:pumpkinani:

SuperSnowCutie
10-11-2008, 07:22 PM
Here lies SuperSnowCutie
Who died in the need of Jack Sparrow's booty
She ran of with the treasure chest
She didn't know which way to go -- maybe west?

So she sailed on one of the seven seas
"This is the stop" she agrees
And on the shore to her surprise
Stood Jack Sparrow, glaring with despise
He caught the poor girl red handed and all,
And then was the moment of SuperSnowCutie's fall.

Now let me not get graphic
Let's just say that Snow is now hollographic

And now she haunts the seven seas
In search of treasure and wealth that will never be ...


RIP -- SuperSnowCutie

Matterz
10-11-2008, 09:46 PM
Along the Skyline, Mad stood,
Awaiting his chances to stand atop the Castle Turret,
Castle Fireworks blew in the wind, Until the last days of his turf,
Virtual Magic Kingdom was closing, the gates were shut,
Alas the time we spent was rejoiced, with sorrow and grief,
Poor Mad sat in the Lobby gazing into the sky,
The producers had done their wrongs, as the Fireworks stopped to shoot,
Mad sits in-game, lifeless, everyday,
Thinking about when he could return to play, off of this Rain Date.

-Matterz

Brave_Bloom_Kiari
10-14-2008, 12:18 AM
:17: :17: :17: :17: :17: :17:
:icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe
Ok, Here we go.. lol =3
___________________________
I am Kairi,
Check out my hair,
I Am somebody,
And I'm always here.
I Have a friend, called Namine.
She told the rules, about VMK.
The Naughty things,
I've done before...
are all behind a closing door.
That Yavn Guy I Told You about,
Well quite frankly,
He creeps me out.
_______________________
Eh, wasn't that bad DX
lol.
I was bored =3 XD
Love,
Kairi
:icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe :icon_mickey_hallowe
:17: :17: :17: :17: :17: :17:

Katarina
10-15-2008, 09:23 PM
Here lies Kat,
she mistook her hat
for a bat.
_________
wow That was sad^^ lol im no good at funny writing

Love yours Graspingclaw!!

TheNatureBoy
10-16-2008, 01:03 AM
Here lies TheNatureBoy,
6-feet under this stone,
He built himself a catapult,
His story well known,
He took the scissors,
And cut the rope,
His measurements were off,
He felt like a dope,
He glanced at his watch while flying through the air,
And thought "Did i change my underwear?"
He stayed air-born for an hour and a half,
A lasting memory,
But no time to laugh,
He traveled over water, trees, and mud,
Miracuously he missed them,
But unfortunatly, landed here with a THUD.

R.I.P TheNatureBoy (what an idiot)
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______

:Wink:

Deeda
10-16-2008, 01:26 AM
Deeda is in front of you
She lies below your feet
For she went into the Blue Bayou
And tried the Mystery Meat!

Yazsmin
10-17-2008, 02:56 AM
Here lies Yazsmin as fab as can be
She had a joyous life, until one day you see
She lost her favorite lipgloss, the color of pink
She fainted as fast as you can blink
When she fell, she fell flat on her face
And then she went to a better place


Poor Yazzy!

Baconbits
10-18-2008, 03:38 AM
Buried here in the ground,
lies Baconbits, still in a crown.
-------------------------------------------------------------
His hard work took up most of his life,
and he decided to call it quits one sad summer night.
-------------------------------------------------------------
However before he tried quit,
He was tossed in a salad, left to die.
Poor Baconbits, started to cry.
--------------------------------------------------------------
He tasted very good thoough! :wave2:

PrincessTiffani
10-18-2008, 03:09 PM
Trick or treat!
Right below your feet
Is PrincessTiffani BOO!
Stand too long
Or Sing a song
She will come to get YOU
I suppose you wanna here the story?
Her life was filled with glory!
Until one day you see,
She no longer was happy as can be!
No one knew what happened
In her house, shes trapped in
Those four walls around
No roof, no door, no ground
She sat there all day, she sat there all night
Nothing seemed to be alright!
Til one day she came out
And she started to pout
" She stole my doll you see,
It meant everything to me!"
" ITS MINE NOW" the girl shrieked
In her eye, a tear peaked
Tiffani yelled GIVE IT TO ME!
But that girl could only disagree!
So that girl, she threw it far
And PrincessTiffani went bizzare!
So they began to race
as the doll landed on its face
She SCREAMED with terror and fright
The doll was out of sight!
They ran and ran, and ran anon
But that doll seemed to be gone!
They kept racing,
Fastly pacing
Until PrincessTiffani tripped
Her dress is now all ripped
She lies here to this day
And she'll NEVER go away
MUAHAHAHAHA

---- Sorry its so long, I got so caught up into it! BTW I deleted my first entry-----

vmkstar99
10-19-2008, 02:31 AM
Here lies Alphagarry,
in this grave that has no resemblance to a ferry.
He's lying here because of a fatal internet crash,
and now we all have a ceremonial bash.

But not a bash in which we all cry,
no, this is a bash of happines, as we try.
He did a lot of bad things, mostly with mules,
to get valuable items with the values of jewels.

So some will cheer, some will let out cries,
but one thing's certain: here Alphagarry lies.

funny_ryry
10-20-2008, 10:32 PM
I might change mine to:

Here Lies funny_ryry:

Was a busy hotel clerk
forever buried in his work!

ParamoreGal
10-21-2008, 01:17 AM
Good old Goldendaisy
Though how she died is still quite hazy
We think she went a little to crazy
When dancing in Castle Forecourt
Her tombstone says " R.I.P "
But instead she is in Town Square
Making dinasour noises until she becomes to old.

dimondnthruf
10-26-2008, 05:59 AM
here lies dimondnthruf
sadly insufficiently tough
while following lemmings
his interest then stemming
didnt notice the nearing bluff

Blop
10-27-2008, 06:41 PM
Here lies good ol' Blop.
everyone knew him as Mr. "Fop"
He did a trick, in which he flipped,
but sadly he went Flop.

Happy Halloween!