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The Mishaps Of Buck And Chuck (Series 2)
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#16
01-18-2009, 03:32 PM
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OK, you remember what happened at the end of the first one I gave you?
Here's a recap if you don't.: Chuck: I don't mind. Can I have my body back? Buck: Are you sure? I mean, you're better at being me than I am. Chuck: I'm sure! We all have to be ourselves, Buckie. Buck: Okay, Chuck. But let's figure out HOW we can switch back. Chuck: --thinks about what happened...-- --flashback below-- ???: I see you want to walk in eachother's shoes. Buck and Chuck: Huh?! --turn around to see a short man in a wizard's outfit-- ???: --smiles at them-- Buck: o.O... Chuck: --screams-- SHORT GUY!! --- Buck: --whispers-- Chuck, should we REALLY trust him? Chuck: --whispers-- Mommy always said... --screams-- "NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS, YOU CRAZY HAG, YOU!!!" --whispers-- I think that means 'no', Buckie. Buck: --nods head-- --- ???: I have cheese... Chuck: --squeals-- OH, BOY! CHEESE!! --runs after man-- Buck: Chuck!! Wait!! Where are you going? --chases Chuck-- Chuck: --is running after cheese-- AUGH!! --slips in a puddle-- --- ???: I have cheese... ???: I have cheese... ???: I have cheese... ???: I have cheese... ???: I have cheese... --end of flashback-- Chuck: --lightbulb goes over head-- BUCK, I'VE GOT IT!! CHEESE!! Buck: Cheese? Chuck: YES! SHORT GUY SAID HE HAD CHEESE FOR ME!! And then when I was chasing him for the cheese, you started chasing me!! Buck: Yeah, but what does that have to do with any of--- Chuck: And then I slipped in the puddle!! And you ran to help me up!! And that's when we switched!! Buck: So...we need to find the puddle? Chuck: No, Buck!! We need to find the Short Guy and GET THAT CHEESE!!! Buck: O_O --to be continued...-- OK, so now that you remember what happened, here is the To Be Continued part of this story! Here we go! .:Blue:. --- The Quest For Cheese --picking up from Buck And Chuck...Wait, CHUCK and BUCK?-- Buck: So, our lives depend on...cheese. Chuck: EXACTLY!! Buck: ...are you sure you remember everything right, Chuck? Chuck: Buck, I know you think I'm insane, but...Buck, trust me. Buck: You want me to trust YOU... Chuck: Buck, when it comes to cheese...I know what I'm doing!! Now let me sniff... --sniffs air and walks-- Buck: Chuck, you're not a dog or anyth--- Chuck: SSSSSSSH! --shhhhhes-- Not while I'm sniffing... --sniffs-- Buck: --rolls eyes and follows-- --outside, by the Mighty Weenie-- Chuck: --sniff-- ...I SMELL IT! I SMELL THE CHEEEEEEEEEESE!! Buck: @_@ Bystander: ...o_O --runs away-- Buck: Chuck, can you cool it a bit? Chuck: No, Buck...do you want your body back or what? Little Girl: --runs away from Chuck-- Chuck: --sniffs and goes down the alley again-- Buck: --follows-- --in the alley-- Chuck: Where are you, cheese, where are you... --sniffs-- Buck: We gotta find t---CHUCK, LOOK OUT FOR THAT PATCH OF ICE!! Chuck: WOAH!! --slips and falls again-- Buck: Ay ay ay... --helps Chuck up again-- ???: SHA-KING!! --claps and appears-- Buck And Chuck: AAAH! --jump-- ???: Congratulations, Uck brothers. Buck: What'd we do? ???: You have learned the true meaning of being brothers. It does not matter how one acts... Chuck: --smiles-- ???: ...but how brothers accept one another. Buck: --smiles-- ???: And for succeeding, I will give you each your own lives back. Chuck: YIPPEE!!! Buck: Awesome!! ???: SHA-KING!! --claps and disappears-- Chuck: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!! WHERE'S MY CHEESE?!? --looks at hands-- HEY! I've got my SpongeBob ring on!! Buck: YES! I'm me again!! --high-fives Chuck-- Chuck: OK, Buckie, let's go home. I guess I'm not gettin' any cheese... --pouts-- Buck: Alright, Chuck, alright. Buck And Chuck: --walk home-- --at the house-- Buck: --opens door-- @_@ Oh my... Chuck: --screams-- OH, BOY!! MY CHEESE!! --the house is filled with cheese-- Buck: -_-
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01-18-2009, 10:03 PM
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 LOL I am sooooo glad these are back! They are so funny and I missed them! LOL The Quest for Cheese is a funny one. I brought cheese at the store today LOL.  
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02-09-2009, 06:36 PM
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OK, sorry for the delay! I had, like 2 new Buck and Chucks to give y'all, but somehow they all got deleted, but I copied them all down again, so YAY! Here you go, guys!
.:Blue:. --- MISSING: Charles Quincy Uck! --at the house, in the morning-- Buck: --wakes up and walks into Chuck's room-- Morning, Ch--huh?! --Chuck's room is empty-- Buck: ...hmm. He must be in the kitchen. --walks in kitchen-- G'mor-- --kitchen is empty-- Buck: What is going on?! --looks all around house-- --house is empty except for Buck-- Buck: Am I missing something at City Hall or something? --turns on news-- Anchorman: ...and latest reports include Jack Jackson, a kidnapper who has made his way to our town. Anchorwoman: So SCARY! Anchorman: Yes. Yes it is. Buck: Heh...who has a name like Jack Jacks---OUR TOWN?! Anchorman: He has been known to sneak into peoples' houses and kidnap them right from there! Anchorwoman: He's such a sick man!! Anchorman: Yes. Yes he is. He's been jailed many times, but has escaped every time! If you ever see a man that looks like this, please notify the police. --shows picture-- Buck: --looks at picture-- Wow, who would've thought a criminal would come to OUR t---wait, wait, wait...WHAT'S THAT SHIRT SAY?! --stares at picture-- Down...with...CHICKENS?! O_O;; Isn't that the man we saw at the---IT IS! He...he...HE DID WHAT HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DO! HE'S GOT CHUCK! --at police station-- Officer: So, son, you say you think that Jack Jackson has your brother held hostage? Buck: That's right, sir. Officer: So, son, when was the last time you saw your brother, Charles? Buck: Chuck, sir...his name is Chuck. Officer: OK, so when was the last time you saw CHUCK? Buck: It was last night. Everything was going as the usual, and when I woke up, and went to get him up, he was gone. Officer: Hmm...and does your brother, Charles, like--- Buck: ---it's Chuck. Officer: ...Chuck...does your brother CHUCK own any chickens or chicken merchandise? Buck: Oh, well he owns some pet chickens. A farm, actually. He calls them his "Chuckie Chickies". Officer: How many, exactly? But, if you don't know, that's perfectly f--- Buck: 172. Officer: o_O May I ask if your brother is insane, son? Buck: -_- --at the house-- Buck: What to do... whatever happens to Chuck...dang... --phone rings-- Buck: --runs to phone and answers-- Hello? Hello hello hello? ???: --whispers-- Buckie? Buckie, is that you? Buck: --sigh-- Oh, my, gosh, Chuck! Listen to me; WHERE ARE YOU?! Chuck: --whispers-- I don't know, Buckie!! Some huge guy came here around 1 AM and took me away to some weird place! I managed to grab Patricia before he took me, though. --takes out Patricia-- Buck: Why are you whispering? Chuck: --whispers-- Well, I don't want him to hurt me for talking to you, Buckie. I especially don't want him hurting Patricia. Buck: ...listen, Chuck. Please...don't get yourself in trouble. That guy is named Jack Jackson. He is a chicken hater, and he's a very dangerous kidnapper. Chuck: OH NO!! --shouts-- ???: HEY! YOU! YOU'VE GOT A PHONE!! AND A CHICKEN!! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CHICKENNNNNNNS!!! Buck: Chuck!! GET OUTTA THERE! O_O;; Chuck: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOT PATRICIAAAAAAAAAA! NO, NOT ME, EITHERRRR! BUCKIE, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! --hangs up-- Buck: Chuck?! CHUCK?! --hangs up and looks at a note on the counter-- Wha's this? --opens up note-- Maybe...OH!! --takes note and runs out of house-- --at the place where Chuck is-- Chuck: NO! NO-O-O-O-O-O! DON'T PUT PATRICIA IN THE WATER! SHE CAN'T SWIM YET! ???: That's the point, NIMROD!! Chuck: HEY! It's not nice to call people names. ???: I know! And Jack Jackson not a nice guy. --smirks-- Chuck: --pouts-- Jack Jackson: Now, I think "Patricia" needs a little bit of seasoning. --puts salt and pepper on Patricia-- Chuck: NO! NOT SALT AND PEPPER! YOU'RE GONNA EAT HER?! Jack Jackson: --smirks-- Buck: --puts ear up to the door and listens-- Chuck: NO! I CAN'T WATCH! I'M A VEGETARIAN! Buck: -_- Yep, this is the place. Jack Jackson: --raises Patricia to mouth-- Chuck: NO! --faints-- Jack Jackson: Ha ha!! --puts Patricia down-- Buck: O_O Jack Jackson: That's my one victim for this small town. Now it's on to L.A., baby! HA! Buck: --knocks on door-- Jack Jackson: Oh, umm... --disguises voice-- Who is it? Buck: Delivery for a Mr. Jack Jackson. Jack Jackson: Okay, okay! Don't say it so loud. I knew my DVDs were gonna come... --opens door-- Buck: Remember me? --winks and slaps Jack Jackson with a rubber chicken-- Jack Jackson: --is knocked out-- Buck: --wakes up Chuck-- Chuck, Chuck!! Chuck: --is asleep-- No...no...no salt and pepper...no seasonings and cinnamon and--AAAAAAAAAH! Buck: Ssssssssssssh!! >_< Chuck: Oh, Buckie... --sigh-- Buck: Grab Patricia and let's get outta here... Chuck: Okey dokey. --grabs Patricia-- Buck and Chuck: --get out of there-- --at the house-- Chuck: So, Buckie, how'd you find me? Buck: Well, remember that weird guy at the DVD store the other day? Chuck: YEAH! The one who saw my Big Bird t-shirt! Buck: Yeah. And he told you that chickens were for losers, and you slapped him. Chuck: Yeah. THAT WAS FUN! --giggles-- Buck: Well, remember that note with that address he gave us? We said it was weird. Chuck: Yeah... Buck: Well, that note was a threat. Chuck: Say what-ty-what-ty-what what? Buck: Yeah. If you mix around the letters in the note, it says "GET CHUCK UCK ON DAY 27 OF JANUARY". And it's also the address of the place he took you to. So, I came to the place, and I slapped the dude with a rubber chicken. Chuck: Where'd you get the rubber chicken? Buck: Your room. Chuck: Oh. And you figured that out all by yourself? Buck: --nods head-- Chuck: --applause-- Underneath that good hair, there's a smarty pants, I think, Buckie. Buck: And underneath that long hair, Chuck, I think there's a lunatic. Chuck: Aww, thanks, Buckie!!...wait, are you implying that I need a haircut? HOW RUDE! I mean, we go through SO MUCH today, and all you need to say is that I have long hair. LONG HAIR! Now is that such a nice thing to say to a person who just got kidnapped and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, AND THE BLAH BLAH BLAH OF THE BLAH BLAH... Buck: --is imagining Chuck saying "blah blah blah" over and over-- Chuck: ...are you even LISTENING to my rant? Buck: Yeah, Chuck. Whatever. Chuck: BLAH BLAH!! BLAH!! Buck: -_-
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02-11-2009, 05:00 PM
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OK, here we go! Enjoy!
--- I Am...Who, Again? --at the house-- Buck: Chuck, wanna go to the mall today? Chuck: Oh, not today, Buckie. Buck: Why not? Chuck: Well, since Carlos ate my Chuckie Chickies, I have to start over, y'know. And this time...it's going to be BIGGER! --holds up a chicken leash with 300 loops-- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Buck: -_- So how do you plan to find all of those chickens? Chuck: Oh, it's so simple, Buckie. First, I would use this leash to catch the Chuckie Chickies up at Widow's Mountain, and then I'd bring them home, and--- Buck: @_@ Wait a second, wait a second. Did you say...Widow's Mountain?! Chuck: Uh-huh! So, I'd bring them home and--- Buck: You know that nobody's ever escaped there alive, right?... Chuck: Uh-huh! Buck: So, you're not gonna go there, right? Chuck: Of course I am! All of the good Chuckie Chickies are there, Buckie! Buck: But, Chuck--- Chuck: I know, it's the most dangerous place in town, you'll get demolished, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAH... Buck: >_< --is angry-- Chuck: I'm going, Buckie. See ya later! THEN we can go to the mall. --leaves-- Buck: Ugh...>_< --at Widow's Mountain-- Chuck: I'm pretty sure I'm on the right track... --looks at compass, and is supposed to go East-- Okay, Weast! I can go Weast. --walks West-- --a sign is in front of him-- Chuck: Hmm, what's that sign say? --reads, but continues walking-- Wr...Wrong...Wrong Way! Ohhh, it says Wrong Way! Wait...WRONG WAY?! WHOTT?! --falls off of cliff-- OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY COOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN! --falls into a tree-- --3 hours later...-- Buck: Hmm... --looks at clock-- Chuck should be home by now... --phone rings-- Buck: --answers-- Hello?...oh, hey, Nadia... no, I will NOT go out with Deanna!!...what? Oh, Chuck isn't here...a hermit crab convention?...well, he isn't here. He went to Widow's Mountain. Nadia: WHAT?! YOU LET HIM GO TO WIDOW'S MOUNTAIN?! ALONE?! Buck: Well, calm down!! He just went to herd up some Chuckie Chickies!! Nadia: I DON'T GIVE A DOG A BONE WHAT HE WENT FOR!! Buck: Calm down!! He brought a compass!! Nadia: Buck, Chuck can't READ A COMPASS! Buck: O.O;;...you're right. Buck and Nadia: WE'VE GOTTA FIND HIM!! --hang up-- --at the bottom of Widow's Mountain-- Nadia: Where's my Chuckiepoo, Buck?! WHERE?! Buck: I don't know! Maybe he's up there... --points up-- Nadia: --slaps Buck across the face-- DON'T EVER SAY THAT!! Buck: DANG! NO! I mean, he could be at the top of the mountain! ???: Huh? What's that sound? Buck and Nadia: --turn around-- Huh? ???: Persons? Is it pers---WAIT, AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!! --falls out of tree-- Buck and Nadia: CHUCK! --run over-- Nadia: --helps him up-- Oh, I'm so glad you're okay, my Chuckiepoo!! Chuck: Who's Chuckiepoo? Nadia: --gasps-- CHUCK! Chuck: Who's Chuck? Nadia: o.O Buck: You are. Chuck: Ohhhhhhhh, okay...so, who are you, now? --points to Nadia-- Nadia: --gasps-- Chuck: Who are you, too? --points to Buck-- Buck: I'm your brother!...Chuck, are you okay? Chuck: Oh...and I am who, again? Buck and Nadia: --look at eachother-- Buck: I think something's wrong with Chuck. Chuck: Who's Chuck? Buck: -_- Nadia: YOU ARE!! Buck: It looks like...maybe...he lost his memory? Nadia: Oh, no... Buck: He must've fallen off of Widow's Mountain... Nadia: --slaps Buck-- Buck: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! Nadia: NOW HE'S GOT AMNESIA!! UGH!!! --storms away-- Buck: O.O;; --at the house-- Buck: What are we going to do with you, Chuck? I've tried to get you to remember at least SOMETHING! I let you try a weenie... Chuck: Weenies. Blech. --gets chills-- Buck: I took you to see Hello Kitty: LIVE!... Chuck: She wasnt my type. --nods head-- Buck: And I even took you to the petting zoo, and you held a baby chick... Chuck: ...what's a chick? Buck: Oh, my, corn...I don't know if you'll ever--- Chuck: Wait... corn...OH MY CORN! THAT'S WHAT I WAS SCREAMING WHEN I FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN!! Buck: O_O; Chuck: Wait...I think, I fell off...WIDOW'S MOUNTAIN! WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR CHUCKIE CHICKIES!! Buck: --smiles-- Chuck: Hey!! I...I LOVE WEENIES!! I LOVE PATRICK STAR FROM SPONGEBOB!! I DATE MY GIRLIE-FRIEND, NADIA!! I RAISE CHUCKIE CHICKIES!! I HATE THAT EMILY GIRL YOU USED TO DATE! Hey...YOU'RE MY BROTHER!!! --screams and points at Buck-- YOU'RE MY BROTHER, BUCK! And hey...I'M YOUR BROTHER...CHARLES QUINCY UCK! Hey...I'M CHUCK! I REMEMBER STUFF AGAIN! Buck: --laughs and high-fives-- Chuck: --high-fives-- Boy, Buckie, was THAT scary! I couldn't remember anything! Buck: I know... Chuck: ...I'm really sorry, Buckie. I should've never gone up to Widow's Mountain, like you said. Buck: It's cool, Chuck. Just...listen to me next time, please!! Chuck: Gotcha!! Ready to go to the mall? Buck: I guess so, now. You sure you're okay? Chuck: Yep! Buck: Alright, then. --walks out door-- Chuck: --walks out door-- I didn't even find any Chuckie Chickies up there! Buck: OK, then, just look somewhere else... Chuck: Okay...OH! HOW ABOUT I GO TO THE PET SHOP?! Buck: Do they have Chuckie Chickies? Chuck: Why, OF COURSE!! Buck: >_< ...well, then, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Chuck: ... Buck: >_< Chuck: ...oops. Buck: WHATEVER. Let's just GO TO THE MALL. --- .:Blue:.
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