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OK, sorry for the delay! I had, like 2 new Buck and Chucks to give y'all, but somehow they all got deleted, but I copied them all down again, so YAY! Here you go, guys!

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MISSING: Charles Quincy Uck!

--at the house, in the morning--

Buck: --wakes up and walks into Chuck's room-- Morning, Ch--huh?!

--Chuck's room is empty--

Buck: ...hmm. He must be in the kitchen. --walks in kitchen-- G'mor--

--kitchen is empty--

Buck: What is going on?! --looks all around house--

--house is empty except for Buck--

Buck: Am I missing something at City Hall or something? --turns on news--

Anchorman: ...and latest reports include Jack Jackson, a kidnapper who has made his way to our town.

Anchorwoman: So SCARY!

Anchorman: Yes. Yes it is.

Buck: Heh...who has a name like Jack Jacks---OUR TOWN?!

Anchorman: He has been known to sneak into peoples' houses and kidnap them right from there!

Anchorwoman: He's such a sick man!!

Anchorman: Yes. Yes he is. He's been jailed many times, but has escaped every time! If you ever see a man
that looks like this, please notify the police. --shows picture--

Buck: --looks at picture-- Wow, who would've thought a criminal would come to OUR t---wait, wait, wait...WHAT'S
THAT SHIRT SAY?! --stares at picture-- Down...with...CHICKENS?! O_O;; Isn't that the man we saw at the---IT IS!
He...he...HE DID WHAT HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DO! HE'S GOT CHUCK!

--at police station--

Officer: So, son, you say you think that Jack Jackson has your brother held hostage?

Buck: That's right, sir.

Officer: So, son, when was the last time you saw your brother, Charles?

Buck: Chuck, sir...his name is Chuck.

Officer: OK, so when was the last time you saw CHUCK?

Buck: It was last night. Everything was going as the usual, and when I woke up, and went to get him up, he was
gone.

Officer: Hmm...and does your brother, Charles, like---

Buck: ---it's Chuck.

Officer: ...Chuck...does your brother CHUCK own any chickens or chicken merchandise?

Buck: Oh, well he owns some pet chickens. A farm, actually. He calls them his "Chuckie Chickies".

Officer: How many, exactly? But, if you don't know, that's perfectly f---

Buck: 172.

Officer: o_O May I ask if your brother is insane, son?

Buck: -_-

--at the house--

Buck: What to do... whatever happens to Chuck...dang...

--phone rings--

Buck: --runs to phone and answers-- Hello? Hello hello hello?

???: --whispers-- Buckie? Buckie, is that you?

Buck: --sigh-- Oh, my, gosh, Chuck! Listen to me; WHERE ARE YOU?!

Chuck: --whispers-- I don't know, Buckie!! Some huge guy came here around 1 AM and took me away to some

weird place! I managed to grab Patricia before he took me, though. --takes out Patricia--

Buck: Why are you whispering?

Chuck: --whispers-- Well, I don't want him to hurt me for talking to you, Buckie. I especially don't want him hurting Patricia.

Buck: ...listen, Chuck. Please...don't get yourself in trouble. That guy is named Jack Jackson. He is a chicken
hater, and he's a very dangerous kidnapper.

Chuck: OH NO!! --shouts--

???: HEY! YOU! YOU'VE GOT A PHONE!! AND A CHICKEN!! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CHICKENNNNNNNS!!!

Buck: Chuck!! GET OUTTA THERE! O_O;;

Chuck: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOT PATRICIAAAAAAAAAA! NO, NOT ME, EITHERRRR! BUCKIE, HELP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! --hangs up--

Buck: Chuck?! CHUCK?! --hangs up and looks at a note on the counter-- Wha's this? --opens up note-- Maybe...OH!!

--takes note and runs out of house--

--at the place where Chuck is--

Chuck: NO! NO-O-O-O-O-O! DON'T PUT PATRICIA IN THE WATER! SHE CAN'T SWIM YET!

???: That's the point, NIMROD!!

Chuck: HEY! It's not nice to call people names.

???: I know! And Jack Jackson not a nice guy. --smirks--

Chuck: --pouts--

Jack Jackson: Now, I think "Patricia" needs a little bit of seasoning. --puts salt and pepper on Patricia--

Chuck: NO! NOT SALT AND PEPPER! YOU'RE GONNA EAT HER?!

Jack Jackson: --smirks--

Buck: --puts ear up to the door and listens--

Chuck: NO! I CAN'T WATCH! I'M A VEGETARIAN!

Buck: -_- Yep, this is the place.

Jack Jackson: --raises Patricia to mouth--

Chuck: NO! --faints--

Jack Jackson: Ha ha!! --puts Patricia down--

Buck: O_O

Jack Jackson: That's my one victim for this small town. Now it's on to L.A., baby! HA!

Buck: --knocks on door--

Jack Jackson: Oh, umm... --disguises voice-- Who is it?

Buck: Delivery for a Mr. Jack Jackson.

Jack Jackson: Okay, okay! Don't say it so loud. I knew my DVDs were gonna come... --opens door--

Buck: Remember me? --winks and slaps Jack Jackson with a rubber chicken--

Jack Jackson: --is knocked out--

Buck: --wakes up Chuck-- Chuck, Chuck!!

Chuck: --is asleep-- No...no...no salt and pepper...no seasonings and cinnamon and--AAAAAAAAAH!

Buck: Ssssssssssssh!! >_<

Chuck: Oh, Buckie... --sigh--

Buck: Grab Patricia and let's get outta here...

Chuck: Okey dokey. --grabs Patricia--

Buck and Chuck: --get out of there--

--at the house--

Chuck: So, Buckie, how'd you find me?

Buck: Well, remember that weird guy at the DVD store the other day?

Chuck: YEAH! The one who saw my Big Bird t-shirt!

Buck: Yeah. And he told you that chickens were for losers, and you slapped him.

Chuck: Yeah. THAT WAS FUN! --giggles--

Buck: Well, remember that note with that address he gave us? We said it was weird.

Chuck: Yeah...

Buck: Well, that note was a threat.

Chuck: Say what-ty-what-ty-what what?

Buck: Yeah. If you mix around the letters in the note, it says "GET CHUCK UCK ON DAY 27 OF JANUARY". And it's
also the address of the place he took you to. So, I came to the place, and I slapped the dude with a rubber
chicken.

Chuck: Where'd you get the rubber chicken?

Buck: Your room.

Chuck: Oh. And you figured that out all by yourself?

Buck: --nods head--

Chuck: --applause-- Underneath that good hair, there's a smarty pants, I think, Buckie.

Buck: And underneath that long hair, Chuck, I think there's a lunatic.

Chuck: Aww, thanks, Buckie!!...wait, are you implying that I need a haircut? HOW RUDE! I mean, we go through SO
MUCH today, and all you need to say is that I have long hair. LONG HAIR! Now is that such a nice thing to say to
a person who just got kidnapped and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, AND THE
BLAH BLAH BLAH OF THE BLAH BLAH...

Buck: --is imagining Chuck saying "blah blah blah" over and over--

Chuck: ...are you even LISTENING to my rant?

Buck: Yeah, Chuck. Whatever.

Chuck: BLAH BLAH!! BLAH!!

Buck: -_-