You Win a Minutes worth of air!

~!!@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@!inserts coin~!@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@!

you have won a years supply of essential stuff such as Toilet paper, daipers, and soap!

~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?inserts coin?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!

You win a bent paper clip! :D

- InSeRtS cOiN -

You win another coin!

- Inserts Coin -

you win a taco!

-inserts coin-

You win a Gir plushie. Includes a taco!

~inserts a peso~

you win a season to school house rock!


~inserts coin~

You've won my Sea Diver Suit! But of course I can't trade it, but it's yours now!

~~ inserts two coins ~~

OUT OF ORDER

-inserts cursed Aztec gold coin-

You win Jack Sparrow's curse - puts SHiNY coin on a Rope and pulls back out -

Sorry you didn't get anything. . . for you didn't put anything in . . .

IC : )

You have won 6 infernos 4 stitch hats and 1 flip hat

~Insert coin here ~

You have won 6 infernos 5 star 4 stitch hats and 1 Green flip hats

~Insert Coin ~

You one a bright, shiny penny!

~Inserts a SHINY Coin~

you win some nose hairs.

_insertscoin_

You win a kitten

~incerts coin~

too bad i'm allergic.

you get a dog!


_insertscoin_

You win a VMK Player!
~Inserts Coin~

I got my VMK Player back and you wasted a coin! :p
~Inserts Coin and takes keys and gets coin back at bottom of machine~

- puts in another for the girl who sold her brain on eBay -
You've won............ Your sanity back! Congratulations!

- Inserts paper coin -

I'm sorry :( you won a *shudder* XM8.

~~~~~Inserts Ze' Coin~~~~~~~

Congrats! You won a laptop!

inserts coin

Congrats youve won a endless supply of sugar-less taste-less candy!!


-inserts coin-

you've won..patrick stump!!
-runs off with patrick when
you're not looking..-
: P

-inserts coin-

- puts in another for the girl who sold her brain on eBay -
You've won............ Your sanity back! Congratulations!

- Inserts paper coin -

Sorry, but I'm NOT a girl.

I turned your coin into a patrick stump and your patrick stump into a coin.
~Inserts coin~

You win shape shifting powers

~inserts coin~

GAME OVER
Play again?
~Inserts Coin~

You Won a Flying OUT RAGING Pig and a Huge Monster Math Eating Monster that does homework and all of this could be yours if you insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000 Dolars!!
~ Inserts 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dollars and is given a Penny and the Guy Runs off!

You win...another penny. Wow. Congrats. ;)

- Inserts coinie -

You've won.... Your Sanity Back, Congratulations. Like it's going to do you any good.... I mean - tape goes over mouth -

- Inserts Credit Card - New machines these days...

Thanks for playing Shadow. Scroll over the box to see what you win.
Broken Wagon
~Inserts a broken coin.~

You win a kitten.

~inserts coin~

congrats you win and all paid trip to go to my school and take my place!

~ inserts coin~

You won...A SHAMPOO BOTTLE!


- inserts coin -

You get a Membership at the Junkpile Washers Club!

- inserts coin -

You win a therepist.
"So, Guguie. How are you feeling?"

~inserts coin~

You've won a smelly pig who farts 24/7!! - inserts coin -

You've won... Oh wait, you didn't win anything. GAME OVER.

*inserts coin (how many are we talkin` about here? im down to my last penny.)*

♥iGD

You win inferno magic, HAHA fooled you

~inserts coin~

You win a sparrow suit, HAHA fooled you.

~inserts coin~

Alot of people have been playing this and I'm just bored out of my little mind. So..........



- Inserts shinny Gold Penny with a smiley on it -:)

you get a teddy bear

-Inserts coin -

You get a job as a lawyer! Dum dum dum!

- Inserts Coin -

You got 5 $$$$

- Inserts coin -

BTW 500th post WOOT

You win WeIrEd LeTtErS
(can ya tell I'm bored?)

~insertation of a coin~

You are a loser. So sorry.

- Inserts 10 Dollar Coin -
(That means you have to think of 10 things!)

Ok
1. You lose
2. You win! wait... no you lose
3. You really win! A shruken ned pin!??!
4. You win 6 more things
5. You win 5 magic wishes
6. You win a large eating gator... ahhh
7. You win a good witch that gave you 3 more winning prizes.
8. You lost (sorry the witch was actually bad)
9. You win 10,000!! wait.. its only 1 dollar..
10. I take back all your stuff! Muahhaha

* Inerts Last Powerful Coin *

You win a barney doll that never stops singing the friendship song!
o.o

-inserts coin of doom-

~Penguinz

You've won a half-eaten chef's hat!

Inserts Coin

You won a rat!

Inserts coin

You won a bucket of slime!

Inserts a PRETTY coin

You win a PRETTY bucket of slime

*Inserts CD-ROM* Wait! It won't fit! *Inserts strange indian lady on the land of lakes butter containers -

Haha! That almost made me fall off my seat when I read that.

You've just got that strange lady on the land of lake butter containers back as a prize.

Inserts coin

You win- What is that thing? Ah! It's an old lady toenails replica! EEK!

- Inserts 50 dollar coin - 50 things muhahahaha

1. lets skip a few..
50. you are a vmk staff!!!!!!!!!!


- inserts 5 dollar coin - 5 things

omg! yay!

you get nothing everytime but the last time. then u get a moldy old shoe burger

inserts 100 dollar coin we all know what that means

you win a a stuffed toy in the shap of Anthony from the Wiggles!!

*inserts $1000 coin* :)

You get ripped off and win nothing.
Inserts coin.

Thank you for making a donation!

~Inserts Coin~

You win a year supply of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! containers.

Inserts coin.

You win the butter to go inside of the empty I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! containers!!!
*squee!*

~inserts coin~

You win an endless supply of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.... LID CAPS!
-gasp-

~Inserts Fox~

~Penguinz

U win an apple...... a rotten apple



~inserts coin~

You win a coke and internet connection that goes as fast as the speed of sound for only $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000.99 every 2 minutes!

~ Inserts Coin~

You got Bankrupcy(sp?)!

Inserts Coin

You win squiglies to go around your "Inserts Coin"
~ ~

~inserts coin~

You've won an all-expense paid trip to........ your local bathroom! yay!
(audience cheers, as their slow claps evolve into a THUNDEROUS applause!)

--+=~#&_inserts coin_&#~=+--

You win an AIM account... Sadly, you don't get the information to log into the account.
Sad, isn't it?

~inserts coin~

You got a free trip to disney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lovely rooms, ive star restraunts with free food, tons of food, and games! Did i mention that this lovely vacation is virtual? Log in to VMK.com to start your awesome get vacation!

~ - Inserts coin - ~

you get a piniata

φinserts coinφ

You get to meet your all-time favorite band!!!

-Insert Coins-

You get a free coin!

-inserts coin-

You earned a pair of hands! Why don't you give yourself a square of appluase!

- Inserts the little lad from the Berries and Cream starburst commercial -

u get 1 yr supply of school work

-inserts my whole school -

u get 1 yr supply of school work

-inserts my whole school -

You get all of the homework, annoying kids, teachers, and your principal in return! ( plus a paint ball gun and unlimited paint balls ;))
~ Inserts coin ~

You when an evil llama. This llama likes eating noses. I suggest covering yours.

~inserts coin~

You get your own first.. dollar.. o_o and in there it is wrote:
"This is theastroA's first and unique dollar, for his entire life...!!
inserts1$ coin

Congratulations - you win the lottery!

*Inserts coin*

You win The 'Ove' Glove!

*>Inserts Coin<*

sorry the con you put in was taken by the mashine you will have to put more coins in

~* Inserts Coin *~

You win The 'Ove' Glove!

*>Inserts Coin<*

SOrry You Lossed ( crowd goes - awww-


~=)INSERTS COIN~=)

You won a grammar dictionary!
~ÍÑ$£R7$¬¢ÔÏÑ

You've won a year's supply of cocoa beans!

Inserts Coin

You've won a dozen chocolate chip cookies
- Inserts Coin -

You've won homework for a year!

-insert coin-

You win a mouse

~Inserts coin~

You've won... triangular Provologne Cheese!

Inserts Coin

You have won a free orange marker!


Inserts coin

woot you win summer school!

- inserts coin -

You lose your summer break.

~Inserts 100$ Coin~
Hah, now you all have to write a single thing for each $.. HAHA

you lose everything on vmk to me



*inserts coin*

Since you made them loose everything, you win fungus that you have to eat

~inserts coin~

you win 5,000 credit codes!
- then you find out they all expired! -

~~ INSERTS COIN~~

you win a trip to Christmas Land!!

* Inserts coin *

You win a gaint chocolate bar.

~inserts coin~

You win a wax figure of Hilary Clinton.

Inserts Coin

You win an iPod!
( nano nano nano- it's so small, you can barley see it! :D)

* inserts coin *

You win a monkey! >=3

-Inserts Coin-

You win a trip to Tokyo! Wait, you already live there...

~inserts coin~

you win nothing

~ inserts coin ~

You win a bottle of squigglies.
~~~~

~inserts coin~

hmm.. u win a life time of work!

*inserts coin*

You win a trip to WDW. Wait-- you lose it. Oh you won another.You won 5 days of embarrassement!
Inserting a coin.. inserted!

You win a half-eaten slice of pepperoni!

Inserts Coin

you win the right to put another coin in or ill eat you!


~stresnI nioC~

You win a pair of slightly-used dentures!

Inserts Coin

You win an ugly orange marker that looks like.. you! No wait it looks like me.. oh wait.. it looks like him.. her! Them? That? This.. You won 5 days of embarrassement! Congratulations!

1Ñ$ÊR7$ ¢01Ñ

You win some ancient beads! And a years supply of daipers!


~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?inserts coin?><":|}{+_)(*&^%$#@!~

Your win a dictionary.

~Inserts coin~

You win cheese cereal.

~Inserts Coin~

You win a VMK Staff outfit


~Inserts Coin~

Yay i am staff! :)

You win a burger from Mc Donalds!


~ Inserts Coin~

You win a goat!

~inserts coin~

You win a real live dinosaur

~inserts coin~

You win an eyelash! Make a wish!

~inserts coin~

You won a chocolate pie!

Inserts Coin

i've won.... uh what did i win!! :-(

inserts coins

woot this time i won uh....... what is this * looks at it * a bug!!?? ew..

* inserts coins *

Congrats you've won another bug



* Inserts coin *

You win a couple of blank CDs

~inserts coin~

You Just WOn Some.. Poo!!

- Inserts the Lucky Phillip the Nickel -

~You won a glass of Milk~

INSERTS COIN!

Belle*

You Won Some Deoderant!!

InSerts Susie the Penny

You Won another Penny

~Inserts Shiny Coin~


Belle*

YOU'VE WON............ Oh wait! you didn't win anything, sorry try again soon!

~Inserts Coin~

your have won a live man eating tiger


~Inserts Coin~

You won moldy cheese on a stick.

~inserts coin~

A sloth comes out... yay!!!



~ inserts coin ~

you win hairy chicken legs! yum! eat up!


~ inserts coin ~

Quadruple chocolate cake with sprinkles, nuts, whipped cream, MNMs, Hershey's chocolate bits on top comes out!!! ~ inserts coin ~

You've won HOST_Hula!

Inserts Coin

youve won Your mom!!!


~inserts coin~ it wont go in
an hour later
~gets coin in~

you have won a banana dancing and yelling "IT PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!"


*inserts coin*

You won Gir for a day * throws piggy in guitarkid's hangs *the best thing is u cant give it back!*glues to his hands*

~ Inserts Coin but its stuck gets hammer hits coin and gets new coin and inserts ~

You get a sign that says:
You have just broke the machine, so it needs to be fixed.

~inserts a coin~

You have just got a machine fixer who likes moldy bread in a cup!(
~Inserts Coin~

You Won some Poo
O_o- Inserts Phillip the shiny nickel -

Message: This machine does not accept Phillip the Shiny nickel. Please try again.

Inserts Coin

You win a new mood.
~Sick~

~inserts coin~

You've won some KFC Chicken Fingers with Bacon on the side!!! 0_o


~~~~ Drops COin and It slides Under Machine. Then asks MOM for a new one. Then ....... INSERTS COIN......... ~~~~~~

youve one.... a new penny
~insertts coin ~
~it explodes~

you win a black chocolate cell phone - drops in water -

~inserts coin~

You win a portable DVD player [ Assembly recuired]



* Inserts coin *

you win a card for a stitch hat in vmk!!

[!?}INSERTS COIN{?!]

You win...An orange apple!

Inserts coin

You win a soggy old chicken!
~insert coin~

you win!... - crane drops prize as it comes up - NOTHING! lol

[!?}Inserts Coin{?!]

You win a card for 1 credit.

~inserts coin~

You win yavn's sock!

~insert coin~

You win yavn's other sock!

Inserts coin.

You've just won a Sticky Note!

(Inserts Coin)

You win a paper!
~inserts a can~

You win nothing!

~I.C~

You won a hollow apple

~inserts coin~

you win a free stich hat - machine breaks down -

*inserts coin*

You win a bottle of Windex!!!

~inserts coin~

you win a coin!

~ inserts stitch hat and red rocker so if next is good they get it jk~

you win a new car!

(from price is right)

You Win A Penny

Inserts Coin

Belle:tink:

You win a Care Bear!

- inserts shiny shiny coin and hopes for a gold star -

you win a silver star

- inserts coin -

You win Flawless on DVD! I only get a silver star? I wanted gold.

- inserts coin and hopeshopeshopes for a gold star -

You win a golden star BUT IT'S BROKEN!

~Inserts a broken coin~

u win a broken machine!

*inserts zombie coin*

You win a trip to YOUR BEDROOM WITH NO PLAYING ON THE COMPUTER AND NO VIDEO GAMES! GET OFF VMKF NOW!

~Inserts computer so I won't play it and my Game Cube and PS3 and Wii~

turns into..
a dead zombie puppy!!

-inserts coin -

you win Vanessa Ann Hudgens HAHA even tho shes kinda cute

(inserts super shiny coin)

you win this kitten!

~INSERTS COIN~

You win a Dreams Castle T-Shirt!

- inserts coin -

you win staff member for a dayy!!

*Inserts coin*

YAY! I GOT A GOLD STAR!

You win an Anthony Rapp CD! (Lucky)

- inserts The Beatles CD and screams "I FINALLY GOT RID OF IT!" -

- gets a ringo starr drumstick - I hate the beatles- ill give it to my mom!

- inserts spider web covered coin -

you get a big juicy crawly hairy spider!

- inserts gold coin -

You win a rubber glove!

~inserts coin~

you win a trip to see Hairspray

-inserts coin-

You win the eighth Harry Potter book!

- inserts A spoiler tag -

I've never seen or read Harry Potter, nor do I want to.

~Inserts coin~

you have won a trip to a Disney Cruise! YAY


- inserts coin -

You have won a stuffed teddy bear that gives you free credits everyday on VMK!!
-*InSeRtS cOiN*-

you have won my really annoying brother!!
-inserts coin-

Lucky you won, a signed auto-graph by Walt Disney.

~Puts hand in pocket to get a coin~
~Gets coin~
~Takes coin out of pocket~
~Puts coin in~
~Wins a.....~

Lifetime supply of chocolate!

- Inserts Coin -

You lost your VIP Badge to me. P.S.: I'm a VMKF member since November, but i'm a VMK member since May 20 or something. Nov 05 isn't fantastic =D

- Inserts Coin -

You win FRENCH TOAST

~inserts Coin~

You win a bouncy ball

~inserts coin~

you win a.... Action Replay for all of your game systems!

~ Inserts Coin ~

CONGRATS!! You have won my really annoying bird but shh... he is sleeping right now... wait now he's awake See What You Did?? wait he's asleep again

~inserts special spider pig's spider web covered gold coin that is covered in dirt~
*thinks: i wonder what ill win*

~sktr~

congrats you've won an... Exploding Daisy!!!
3...2...1...KABOOM!!!

~tries to insert coin but it falls under machine(sp?) and explodes~
~asks mom for another on and she says no~
~begs~
~gets yelled at~
~asks dad~
~gets yelled at again but finds dad's wallet and steals coins~
~inserts coin after coin and thinks * i hope he doesn't find out*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~sktr~
((sorry for the dp))

You have won burnt grass...... DONT worry!!!!! you can make it be a........ table........ 0_o


*****INSERTS GRANDMA*****

Congrats you've won a... a... a... a NOTE???
It says "sorry but we do not except grandmas pls try using a coin... thank you. :)


~inserts exploding coin...~
~watches machine blow up...~
oops... sorry
~rebuilds machine and inserts a pretty gold coin...~

*sktr*

another note!! it says.
"dont try and trick us.."

inserts coin

Takes a hammer and destroys the machine and takes everything out.. makes a new one and puts a coin in and looks everywhere and then takes out all the coins in the old machine *and takes out coin i just used*. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh well wait!!!! - takes out grandma out of the old machine Hehe.... - Dont ask, grandma........ 0_o

*INSERTATION OF THE COIN*

You win a dead frog! =)

- Inserts Coin -

You Win a herbie car!


- inserts coin -

You lost your VIP Badge to me. P.S.: I'm a VMKF member since November, but i'm a VMK member since May 20 or something. Nov 05 isn't fantastic =D

- Inserts Coin -

Yeah well It's fantastic to me. :)

Anyway.. back to Cookie, you win a ticket to see the Simpsons Movie!

- Inserts Coin -

you've won... AIR!!!

~inserts ((*cough* plastic *cough)) pretty shiny gold coin~

*sktr*

you have won a million dollars...but they're not real :D

inserts hairspray...

~Rabbit:pinkbun:

- machine coughs out the hairspray, machine says "You do not get anything because you didn't deposit a coin, haha" -

~ inserts coin ~

You win a whole pint of...wait for it...it's coming...it's great...AIR! Good ole' O2.

* instertation of the circular metal device called a coin *
:mickbar:DisneyRoxie

you have won a new chair!!!

~Coin~

Congratulations, you won a tattoo on your head that said..
"ANNOYING"

-Inserts Coin-

You have won the grand prize of a boat!............................................. ..........load of nothing

^coin^

You have won a rubber snake.

- inserts a cookie -

I'm sorry, this machine only accepts chocolate chip coins.

- inserts a pink coin - :P

You in 2 pink coins!

- inserts coin with her face on it -

a big green hand comes out of the screen and grabs the collar of your shirt (if any) and pulls you down, causing you to hit your face on the machine.

#coin#

You win a moldy doorknob with moss growing on it! :D
- Inserts GrEEEEEEEEn Coin -

Machine: Exact Change Only Please.

~Coin~

You have won a life

- inserts coin -

You have won Boredom

- inserts pink coin with pictures of a flower -

Congratulations! You win a picture of a flower!

~Inserts Shiny coin~

Congratulation! You won an ant sized portrait of blue cheese!!

~Inserts TWO coins~

-takes both coins (i.e. the machine took your money) but you won a red firetruck toy!

@coin@

You won pink black blue and green pajama bottoms.

~Inserts Coin~

You won a pink, black, blue, and green pajama top.

#Coin#

You won a dead fish! :D

~ InSeRtS cOiN ~

Sorry, we only accept proper cpitalization use, but you may collecty your free purple chicken from the slot below.
~ Inserts Coin ~

Sorry, we only accept proper spelling use, but you may collect your free purple chicken from the slot below for twenty payments of $19.95!

&coin&

You've won a coin

- Gracefully inserts coin into shining slot -

You won half of a soda. You got the can, but the soda has yet to be found.

)Coin(

You won a ripped up ticket to see The SImposns Movie! How exciting! Enjoy your movie.. If you can get passed the manager and his workers that is.
~Inserts a chocolate coin ~

You won an automatic toilet complete with rear end cleaner!

-inserts coin-

a message pops out! what does it say?
________________________________
l------------------------------------ll
l---------ALL YOUR BASE------------lll
l-------ARE BELONG TO US----------llll
l________________________________l

$coin$

You just got a job offer! Here is the advertisement:

________________________________
l------------------------------------ll
l-----------WILL WORK--------------lll
l------------FOR FOOD--------------llll
l________________________________l

%COIN%

you have won a used string of dental floss!!

~inserts coin~

you won...Ebola! (a disease in Africa that causes you to vomit your digestive system out. Not by organ, oh no. Piece by piece.)
-another interesting notion...if Ebola(sp?) became airborne, it WOULD, not could, but would kill 95% of earth's population-

!coin!

You won a book on diseases that make people scared.

( Inserts chocolate chip cookie - but then tries to reach in and take it back )

..... - machine has no response -


- inserts ten pink coins with flowers on them -

A wedding invitation.

Inserts an Inferno.

You burnt the coin machine

inserts coin into melted machine

yay you fixed the machine!

%coin%

btw i love my bookeeeeeee

you win a lock of my hair.

- slowly inserts pink coin -

You won a fish/mongoose 32ft tall Flan cake. Yummmmmmmmmmmmm.....
~ Inserts a coin, and all the answers to the Impossible Quiz 2.

you've won the fender to the pimp mobile (give it back)

-coin-

you've won a llama!
inserts coin:)

you've won a llama bone! (burp)

coin~~~~~~~~~~

you've won a spanking!! i like llamas! how could u eat one?
- inserts coin -

(i've heard they are quite good fried, thank you very much -I'm serious-)

you've won an explanation! it's right up there^

coin********

You've Won -A Portable Lap-top which does not allow you to play VMK ;)-

-INSERTS COIN-

you got your laptop back

-inserts coin-

You won a skip from TIQ!

~Inserts the coin a hobo gave me~

you've won essence of the color purple!

coin^^^^^^

You won a ^^^^^^! Good for you!
(Also, you were going to get a 1 Up, but it was stolen by a purple Bowser)
~ Inserts Homestar Runner Coin ~
-line-

You've won the essence of stain. (That is what it really was ;))

~Coin~

You won a crazed fish with a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong nose.
~ Inserts LLLLLLLuigi Coin ~

You've won a copy of the video game HALO 3 and a double date for u and your brother with Ezra and Ezmralda! lol rotfl

~insert coin~

You win a free ticket to go back in time half a second. Lucky.

~Inserts The Coolest Coin Around~

You win your puppy back!! :) .. :eek::thf471fd564zf: :dancing_gir-smilie:



~ inserts a coin with a funny weirdo on it. ~ :pirate:

You win GIR!! lucky!

~insert coin~