Post your funniest jokes here. When I say joke, I mean a clean,funny joke that is just overall good.EXAMPLE: What is **** cheney's favourite football formation? Shotgun!(Buh dum Psh!) Here is my personal favourite:
A doctor walks up to one of his clients and says,"I have bad news and worse news." The client says," Whats the bad news?" The doctor says,"You have 24 hours to live." The client says," Whats the worse news?" The doctor goes,"I forgot to call you yesterday."

How can you tell a blonde has been on your computer?
She left some cheese for the mouse!

How can you tell a blonde has been typing on your computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

What do you say to a three headed monster?
Hello, hello, hello! (Budum bumm pshh!)

wow I don't get half of these jokes LOL!!

There is a few good jokes and quotes on my userpage. Why not check it out by clicking on my signature? ;)

i like the doctore one :)