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Kodyace
10-27-2006, 09:40 PM
EKB as weird as can be
His favorite hobby is spitting on turkey
Made Toon Town his own evil estate
And lately gave some people a horrible rep
Who is this guy people ask?
Maybe he's a guy who wears a bunny mask 24/7
He could really be an actual rabbit with very good computer skills
Or a bear with grills
Who could EKB be?
But all I know is that he's crazy!

WafflePrincess
10-27-2006, 09:44 PM
Haha!

Thats soo cool! :D

bestroyal
10-27-2006, 09:54 PM
LOVE IT it is so cool :)

Kodyace
10-27-2006, 10:38 PM
Thank you, I just thought of it as i was going along.:)

Chaelle
10-28-2006, 01:10 AM
Funny, but favorite is spelled wrong :D
~Chaelle

xigbar
10-28-2006, 02:29 AM
Ah! Ekb is viewing this. He stinks :-0

futuremartymcfly
10-28-2006, 02:33 AM
Don't worry, he won't post, he almost never does. I travelled to the future and can tell you he won't, and if he decides to because of reading this, it will cause the universe to end.

xigbar
10-28-2006, 03:13 AM
ekb is on this thread for a long time. I've been stalking him XD

gellypoo93
10-28-2006, 03:16 AM
is this a story or ... something else .. bc with future going in time and the universe to end .. who is this EKB and how evil is he ?? hey thast rymes

theastroA
10-28-2006, 03:23 AM
..be careful what u say about EKB.. He'll get ya... and something tells me he's gonna post something about my post bc im warning u and... u get the point now. EKB is still watching this thread xigbar. He's either planning an evil post or writing a REALLY long 1. O well :)

Edit: he is gone... O_o?

Tris-Remix
10-28-2006, 01:37 PM
Off the he.see for she.see LOL! That's funny KodyAce, keep up the good work!

StealthMan
10-28-2006, 02:16 PM
look at this scroll down to the "evil rabbits" part http://www.vmkforums.com/forums/showgroups.php

Kodyace
10-28-2006, 07:26 PM
Thanks Dolphin,
Another poem coming soon.

Evil Kid Bugs
10-29-2006, 01:30 AM
Very nice, it's quite sublime!
The only trouble, it doesn't rhyme
But that isn't a real crime
Better luck another time!

-ekb-

Penguinz
10-29-2006, 02:27 AM
EKB is kewl, good poem!

Sublime? Interesting word EBK...

I madeish my own!

EBK Poem

With bunny ears,
And lucky feet,
Cackling with laughter,
With every beat,
Smirking widely,
From to and fro,
EBK is a bunny,
Don’t cha’ know?

Garfieldo
10-29-2006, 02:33 AM
Yum, tuna fish
I like tuna fish

Tuna bird would be good, too
Or tuna lizard. If such a thing grew
They'd keep it in a tuna zoo

Tuna amphibian's too hard to say
But tuna frog would be okay
Eating tuna legs all day

Yum!

Tuna mammals just can't win
The fish they catch include dolphin
If that ain't bad enough to see
A tuna mammal could be me!

Fin


Is that evil enough for you EKB? ;D

Sarahisme
10-29-2006, 05:29 AM
EKB, the Carrot Bunny.
Sometimes his jokes,
ain't so funny.
He'll give your posts a poke,
and make your profile mandy.
Eh,
I guess he's a bit handy!

Kodyace
10-29-2006, 12:08 PM
Tukeys of the U.S. have now declared a war against EKB and his army of rabid turkeys. More on this later.

Exoxus
10-29-2006, 12:19 PM
LOL Nice poems!

~Ex

xigbar
10-29-2006, 12:22 PM
Evil kid bugs, just so you know, is another account of -rcv- :)

-rcv-
10-29-2006, 08:03 PM
Evil kid bugs, just so you know, is another account of -rcv- :)
No, it's not.

Oranges
10-29-2006, 08:56 PM
Listen in and lend an ear
There's words of advice you need to hear
If I were you, I'd do my best
To let this naughty bunny rest.
You can run but you can't hide
It's his tricks you must abide.
You will find that prudent silence is wise,
Or he may catch us with the heat of his eyes.

~Oranges

rockclimbing
10-29-2006, 09:03 PM
No, it's not.

Evil kid bugs, just so you know, is another account of -rcv- :)

as No It's Not.

EKB is all the mods and people workin here

xigbar
10-29-2006, 09:09 PM
:) Me lied:) I kind of knew that :)

AwsomeAdrienne
10-29-2006, 09:25 PM
nice poem! lol

:tink:AwsomeAdrienne:tink:

Kodyace
10-31-2006, 12:16 AM
The U.S. turkeys have moved into the battle front. Many of our poultry friends have been injured by EKB's spit cannons! Will our heros stand a chance?!?!

AstroCool_Dude
10-31-2006, 09:47 PM
ooo! EKB posted!

EKB is as evil as can be
He spits on turkeys and doesn't care about you or me (XD)
If he's evil i don't care
His best friend is umm a hare (i made the whole thing up as i went XD)

xigbar
10-31-2006, 09:52 PM
EKB you naughty mod
Appearntly only i know you a fraud
With your jokes and random post
You're the person i know the most
EKB you naughty mod
Only i know your a mod

AstroCool_Dude
10-31-2006, 10:05 PM
he's looking at the thread AH!!!!!!!!!111

kittenofthenight
10-31-2006, 11:13 PM
:) Me lied:) I kind of knew that :)

its not nice to lie.
Off topic: itsa "I" not "Me"

TomorrowAlpha
10-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Is anyone listening?!

Our poultry party doesn't stand a chance
Against EKB's Evil Dance
He wants to erase all mankind
And he'll do it all through their mind

Our poultry party has retreated a little, and EKB is taking the opportunity to launch his Lil' Rabbit Scouts!

Extras
11-01-2006, 12:27 AM
as No It's Not.

EKB is all the mods and people workin here

No he isn't. If he was, he wouldn't be 90. Also destroying the site with his estate of evil.

xXMiZ-B-BeArXx
11-01-2006, 12:53 AM
LOL k I'm a gonna make soemtin up...


k here we go :D

Evil Kid Bugs is a bunneh
I wonder if he likes honey

But if he's not a bear
then what shall he wear?

to the halloween honey party!

haha I wonder if he does like honey... who knows... DUN DUN duuuuun....

Tanimalcrossing
11-02-2006, 12:25 AM
Very nice, it's quite sublime!
The only trouble, it doesn't rhyme
But that isn't a real crime
Better luck another time!

-ekb-
Were all going to die! aahhh! someone call Bunny control!! Help meh...

xXMiZ-B-BeArXx
11-03-2006, 12:10 AM
But we want EKB free! Evil is good! GOOD! Leave the poor ebil bunneh alone... Heh doesn anyone like meh poem? :D

~ Apple ~ :mickbar:

Jenijeni
11-03-2006, 12:22 AM
Dude i would make up a poem but EKB would jump through my computer and destroy my house. Im outahere

PowerGirl
11-07-2006, 02:08 AM
Before you turn the corner
There's something you should know
There's a bunny running on the streets
His ears flopping to and fro
Over the years again and again
Many a people have tried to tame him
But it will never work
So now people are adjusting to blame him
Most of the time we stay inside
When he stomps around
And when he looks in our windows
We stay low to the ground
They call him Evil Kid Bugs
He has beady red eyes
Be careful of rabid turkeys
Because they are his spies
So before you turn that corner
You might not come back
And if you do turn that corner
It's intelligence you lack.

LOL sorry I just saw this thread and I wanted to write this.

Etta
11-07-2006, 02:21 AM
Evil Kid Bugs is one evil bunny
He thinks by being mean he is funny

Curse this evil rabbit day and night
or else EKB will give you fright

His eyes glow big and red
He has an evil eyebrow on his head

He is the one who took donald's pants
so everyone just could have rants

The turkey thing is sorta mean
and now on thaksgiving the turkey's are nowhere to be seen

He has a very evil grin
But all I can say is this evil bunny may just win

~ etta

AstroCool_Dude
11-07-2006, 06:14 AM
EKB he's an evil bunny he spits on turkeys and eats all the beef jerkeys
He steals my money and eats carrots flavored honey
He plays with bap people and lives in a steaple (i don't even know what that is)
he went to the great flood and called everyone a dud
He eats lots of rotten carrots and talks to evil parrotts
he scares the dogs and chases the frogs
he runs away with something to say
he hates us all (he shops at the mall)
he says ooo! and traps us in goo

Tris-Remix
11-07-2006, 01:21 PM
Evil Kid Bugs Raps, now we need a chain for him.

Yo was sup, I'm Evil Kid Bugs
and I'm here to tell my story

When I was born, I saw the light,
it was red and evil, you know dat's right.
At school I was mischeivious lil bunny
teasing kids and taking there money.
When test time came, wasn't for me,
so i dropped out of school with my lil hunny bunny.
After few years, i felt tired,
so i broke up with my girl when she got fired.
I went to the 100 arce woods one day,
to see a bear with some huney.
Took form him without even knowing,
the next thing he said was "oh bother"
I ran away to Disneyland,
saw Donald Duck's Underpants.
Took it and ran,
threw them away.
Next thing i heard was Donald say
"Darn You evil kid bugs"
I raw away to Canada,
saw some turkey's, no duh!
I insulted the turkey's, my bad
How was I suppsoe to know turkeys weren't a fad
Now I live in VMKForums ranting about the Mods and you
seeing what you will do!

I'm an evil little bunny x3

That's my rap!

PrincessWall
11-07-2006, 01:25 PM
LOL, funny poems.

StealthMan
11-07-2006, 02:33 PM
funny poems

AstroCool_Dude
11-07-2006, 05:11 PM
LOL i like the rap!

Kodyace
11-11-2006, 01:45 PM
Nutty Nutty La La I Love Turkey Legs!!!!!!!!!

Tanimalcrossing
11-11-2006, 02:07 PM
Evil Kid Bugs Raps, now we need a chain for him.

Yo was sup, I'm Evil Kid Bugs
and I'm here to tell my story

When I was born, I saw the light,
it was red and evil, you know dat's right.
At school I was mischeivious lil bunny
teasing kids and taking there money.
When test time came, wasn't for me,
so i dropped out of school with my lil hunny bunny.
After few years, i felt tired,
so i broke up with my girl when she got fired.
I went to the 100 arce woods one day,
to see a bear with some huney.
Took form him without even knowing,
the next thing he said was "oh bother"
I ran away to Disneyland,
saw Donald Duck's Underpants.
Took it and ran,
threw them away.
Next thing i heard was Donald say
"Darn You evil kid bugs"
I raw away to Canada,
saw some turkey's, no duh!
I insulted the turkey's, my bad
How was I suppsoe to know turkeys weren't a fad
Now I live in VMKForums ranting about the Mods and you
seeing what you will do!

I'm an evil little bunny x3

That's my rap!
I'm Evil Kid Bugs and I'm here to say
Ya'll better do everything my way!
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha!
I laugh like dat
And I got a nice twin whose name is -rcv-
They dont get
who gonna win!
I'm gonna win
Takin over the site
So all ya'll
Will see my evil bunny might!

AstroCool_Dude
11-13-2006, 01:37 AM
=o Run Frum Ekb!!

Penguinz
11-13-2006, 04:26 AM
My Acrostic Poem

Evil in every single way
Viciously snacking on carrots
Interested in little furry wabbits’
Loves to change the VMKF’s Layout

Krazy for carrots
Impossible to take over the world
Devilish Bunny

Beautifully evil
Ugly at times
Gross moments
Scary bunny

Astroshadykid
11-20-2006, 09:31 PM
heh. thats funny