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PaperClip
10-25-2006, 03:17 PM
~ He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.

~ SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.

~ Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

~ Three words: carpal paw syndrome.

~ He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail."

~ The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.

~ He can't stick his head out of Windows XP.

Etta
10-25-2006, 03:32 PM
LOL good ones!

callump01
10-25-2006, 03:37 PM
lol!! nice

PaperClip
10-25-2006, 08:00 PM
Thank you, thank you very much! If you are wondering where I get these, try searching "Jokes."

xXMiZ-B-BeArXx
10-25-2006, 08:13 PM
haha those are funny.... Nice jokes :D

~ apple ~ :23:

PunkGuitarQueen
10-25-2006, 08:42 PM
@_@ Rofl, funny.....
Woooo

~Queen~
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sisterfish
10-25-2006, 09:10 PM
That's so cool!! Can you tell why CATS can't use computers? I'm going to tell my friend those jokes!

PaperClip
10-25-2006, 09:17 PM
That's so cool!! Can you tell why CATS can't use computers? I'm going to tell my friend those jokes!
I haven't found ones about cats. :(

sacura288
10-25-2006, 09:17 PM
XD lol very funny

Anielmz
10-25-2006, 09:24 PM
lol.. pretty good :)

AwsomeAdrienne
10-25-2006, 09:37 PM
lol nice jokes :)

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