JpopChick<3
08-27-2006, 11:59 PM
Lol this is a story about me and my friends :P
Steph: Erin! What should I wear to my interview for my job!?
Erin: I'm not sure...what job are you applying for?
Steph: Kinda embarrassing but its...erm..
Erin: Come one Steph! You can tell me!
*Alleh knocks on Stephs' door*
Steph: Come in!
*Alleh walks in Steph's room*
Alleh: Hey peoples what's up?
Steph: Nothing!
Erin: Steph is trying to find an outfit for her 'secret' job.
Alleh: *kicks wall* So...what's your 'secret' job?
Steph: Umm..
Erin: I'll give you...cookies!
Steph: COOKIES! *bounces on butt* OMG COO I mean...so?
Alleh: I'll give you avocados and popcorn...muahhaha *cough cough*.
Steph: OMG I LOVE THOSE THINGS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
*Alleh calls Monkey on Asteroid to bring avocados and popcorn from the evil store on Pluto*
*Monkey on asteroid gives Steph her avocados and popcorn*
Steph: YAY!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!*runs around in circles and trips over clothes on floor*
Steph:Fine..ok..I'm applying for-the voice of the Chihuahua from Taco Bell.
Erin and Alleh: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Steph: Anyways...what should I wear?
Alleh: Paint yourself orange, put on white overalls, and when you walk in start screaming, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPIEDIE DOO".
Erin: Or..you can put on a black robe, paint a lightning bolt on your forehead and when you walk in say "Hewo, I'm the boy's sister who lived".
Steph: Ohhh umm I have a black robe and Erika gave me a fake tattoo that is shaped like a lightning bolt. I also have overalls...and of course orange paint.
Erin: DO BOTH PEOPLE! You could be Harry Oompa!
Alleh: Hey...maybe that could be your fake identity...
Steph: Why would I need a fake identity?
Erin: Yeah why?
Alleh: Because um well...no idea. XD
TO BE CONTINUED
Interview
Steph:Ok then....you vewy loco
*Alleh smiles like a freak*
Alleh: Me knows *pats her back*
Erin: Well Steph, just go with our ideas...and go to your interview!
Erin: By the way...when is your interview?
*Steph Looks at watch*
Steph: NOW!
Alleh: Do you have a car to drive?!
Steph: No! I didn't pass anything on my driving test! On the written part, all I put was "Beep Beep Honk Honk"!
Alleh: We can ask Cooper if we can borrow his barbie-mobile.
Erin: *bursts out laughing* barbie mobile?! I mean...cool..
*Alleh calls Cooper*
Steph: (In background) COOPER! WE NEED TO BORROW YOUR BARBIE CAR!
Cooper: Barbie car?! What? You mean my pink convertible with pweety hearts.
Alleh: Yeah, sure.
Steph: (In background) PLEASE! I NEED TO GET MY INTERVIEW! RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY! I'M LATE!
Cooper: Anything for you Steph
*Alleh hangs up*
Erin: Haha Cooper LOVES STEPH!
*time passes and Erin, Alleh and Steph are at Steph's interview*
*Cooper drives back to his barbie dream home*
*Erin and Alleh wait in Lobby*
*Steph walks in room with the manager*
Steph: Hello? I'm sorry I'm late.
*Crys spins around in her chair 10 times before she stops*
Crys: Whoa....meh dizzy!
Steph: Crys!? OMG long time no see how have you been?!
Crys: I'm great! What in the world are you wearing?
Steph: Oh....erm well I'm Harry Oompa.
Crys: Nice. *giggles* Anyways, you applying for the voice of the Chiuahaha?
Steph: Yes! *sits down in chair in front of Crys*
*Goes through interview*
Steph: Well nice to-
*Steph gets cut off by the phone ringing*
Crys: Hello? Oh hi sweetie! Yes I will be home soon. Dinners ready? Ok well can you leave it out? Oh ok. Thanks babe. Love you too Jacob.
*Crys and Jacob hang up*
Steph: Was that Jacob...?
Crys: HECK YES! We're engaged.
Steph: Congratulations! *sprays Crys with chicken feathers and leather*
Crys: OMG CHICKEN AND COWS ROCK!
*Time passes and Steph and them are in the lobby*
Alleh and Erin: How was the interview?
Steph: I got the job! Oh and Crys and Jacob are engaged to get married!
Erin: Crys is the manager?! JACOB!? HA! Always thought she would marry Keith!
*Alleh calls Cooper*
Alleh: Can you come pick us up?! NO?! Why!? Your on a business trip? Uh huh sure. Bye.
Steph: He can't pick us up in his barbie car?!
Alleh: Nope.
To be continued...
Part III-Good Times
Erin: Maybe we can catch a cab, since this is the big um thing...Kalamazoo.
*They all walk outside*
*Alleh flags down a cab*
Steph: I'll pay..
*They all sit in cab*
GiGi-Where to?
Erin: Is that you GiGi? Wow hi!
GiGi: Whoa hi everyone! Like my totally rad taxi? It's full of tie-dye stuff.
Alleh: Yeah it's, awesome.
Steph: OH NO!
Erin: What?
Steph: I feel like I'm going to get hyper...
GiGi: Still hyper Steph? Oh no...this is going to get bad I bet.
*Steph screams*
Steph: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW BLUE BIRDS FLY!!
*Glasses shatter*
GiGi: Dude, that's like not cool.
Alleh: We will pay extra just hurry and go!
*they all get home safely*
*Steph turns around to look at GiGi*
Steph: You have a booger up your nose.
GiGi: Yeah...ok. Dude, maybe we can like hang out sometime..
Alleh: Sure! Well, I'm walking home! See you all tomorrow!
Erin: Same here good night!
*Alleh and Erin turn around to walk home when they see two of their old buddies*
Christy and Gwathie: Alleh? Erin? Steph? Is that you?
Erin: Gwathie? Christy? Wow...small world tonight.
*Steph skips back to her house screaming:"
Steph: HI I KNOW YOU! *throws dirt while skipping* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Alleh: Well, it's a late night so it's nice seeing you but we need to get home.
Christy: Ok see you all laters! Good Night!
Gwathie: Yeah...maybe we can all hang out sometime.
Erin: Definitely.
To Be Continued...
Part IV: The Party
*Erin calls Steph and Alleh*
Erin: Since we re-met all of your old friends, and they wanted to get together, we can throw a party!
Steph: Yeah that would be a great idea! When and where?
Alleh: It could be at my house, tomorrow at 7!
*Steph starts playing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on the phone buttons*
Erin: Ok tomorrow it is.
*all hang up*
*Alleh contacts everyone*
*Today is the party*
*Party starts*
Crys: We need music
Alleh: We should put on the song called "Barbie Girl" for Cooper.
GiGi: Great idea! Dude like, I would laugh my arm off.
Steph: hey guess what?! I got ERICA to perform his "Riverdance Jig"!
Jacob: OMG HE (or she) IS AWESOME!
Gwathie: I know who Erica is, he's a guy with a girls personality!
Steph: It's KAREOKE TIME!
*Steph starts singing "Hard Knocked Life" from Annie*
Steph: IT'S THE HARD KNOCKED LIFE, FOR US! Join meh peoples!
*Gwathie and GiGi join*
Jacob: ERICA IS HERE! *bows down to Erica* YOUR MY KALAMAZOO IDOL!
*Erica dances*
*Party ends around 2 am*
To Be Continued....
Part V: The Band (Part I)
(When Jacob saw Erica perform, he felt like starting a band with his fellow Kalamazooians)
*Jacob calls the gang (Not Scooby Doo gang)*
Jacob: Hey! Ok well, Erica inspired me to perform and so I think we should all start a band! Since we all heart music and want to perform and stuff...
Jacob: Each one of you has a job...
Meh: I am going to play bass, I like the fish so why not.
Cooper: Singer, since he can hit those high notes.
Erin: Guitar, obvious.
Christy: Sells avocados and popcorn.
Alleh: Dancer
Gwathie: Dancer and back up singer.
Steph: (again) obvious.
GiGi: Sells flowers, tie-dye shirts and grapples.
And I saved the best for last, Crys, band manager.
Jacob: You all okay with that?
Everyone: Yup! When do we start?
Jacob: As Soon as we can!
To Be Continued...
Part VI: The Band (Part II)
(They all meet up at Gwathie's Garage to practice)
PS: They have all of their equipment.
Crys: Ok, since I am Band Manager, I will give you your first song to practice. It is called, "Old McStupidThings". The song goes like this..*starts singing*
"Old McStupidThings had a farm Ei Ie Ei IE Oh, and on this farm they had some cows, Ei IE Ei IE Oh! With a meow meow here and a meow meow there hear a meow here a meow everywhere a meow meow. Old McStupidThings had some cows EI IE EI IE OH!
And on this farm he had some chickens EI IE EI IE OH! With a bark bark here and a bark bark there, hear a bark hear a bark everywhere a bark bark. Old McStupidThings had a farm EI IE....EI IE....OHHHHHH! *song ends*
Steph: *bangs on symbols* OLD MCSTUPIDTHINGS AHHHHHHHH!
Alleh: So for my dance moves, I guess I will be doing the chicken dance and something associated with cows. o_O.
GiGi: I have a question, what is our band name?
Christi: The Dead Sandwiches!
Gwathie: Oh me like, anyone agree?
Cooper: Sure! I like sandwiches! *takes sandwich out of pocket* Oh...I thought my tots were supposed to be here...gosh ******* Kip.
Jacob: Ok! So we are The Dead Sandwiches! Lets practice!
*Starts practicing Old McStupidThings until 11:30 at night*
Alleh: better get home, I need to feed my Kalamazooian Kangaroo. Practice tomorrow?
Crys: That was just my cell, my friend who knows a guy who is friends with his girlfriends brothers friend who knows a guy who is the manager of "Concert Hall". They want us to play in September!
To Be Continued...
Steph: Erin! What should I wear to my interview for my job!?
Erin: I'm not sure...what job are you applying for?
Steph: Kinda embarrassing but its...erm..
Erin: Come one Steph! You can tell me!
*Alleh knocks on Stephs' door*
Steph: Come in!
*Alleh walks in Steph's room*
Alleh: Hey peoples what's up?
Steph: Nothing!
Erin: Steph is trying to find an outfit for her 'secret' job.
Alleh: *kicks wall* So...what's your 'secret' job?
Steph: Umm..
Erin: I'll give you...cookies!
Steph: COOKIES! *bounces on butt* OMG COO I mean...so?
Alleh: I'll give you avocados and popcorn...muahhaha *cough cough*.
Steph: OMG I LOVE THOSE THINGS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
*Alleh calls Monkey on Asteroid to bring avocados and popcorn from the evil store on Pluto*
*Monkey on asteroid gives Steph her avocados and popcorn*
Steph: YAY!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!*runs around in circles and trips over clothes on floor*
Steph:Fine..ok..I'm applying for-the voice of the Chihuahua from Taco Bell.
Erin and Alleh: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Steph: Anyways...what should I wear?
Alleh: Paint yourself orange, put on white overalls, and when you walk in start screaming, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPIEDIE DOO".
Erin: Or..you can put on a black robe, paint a lightning bolt on your forehead and when you walk in say "Hewo, I'm the boy's sister who lived".
Steph: Ohhh umm I have a black robe and Erika gave me a fake tattoo that is shaped like a lightning bolt. I also have overalls...and of course orange paint.
Erin: DO BOTH PEOPLE! You could be Harry Oompa!
Alleh: Hey...maybe that could be your fake identity...
Steph: Why would I need a fake identity?
Erin: Yeah why?
Alleh: Because um well...no idea. XD
TO BE CONTINUED
Interview
Steph:Ok then....you vewy loco
*Alleh smiles like a freak*
Alleh: Me knows *pats her back*
Erin: Well Steph, just go with our ideas...and go to your interview!
Erin: By the way...when is your interview?
*Steph Looks at watch*
Steph: NOW!
Alleh: Do you have a car to drive?!
Steph: No! I didn't pass anything on my driving test! On the written part, all I put was "Beep Beep Honk Honk"!
Alleh: We can ask Cooper if we can borrow his barbie-mobile.
Erin: *bursts out laughing* barbie mobile?! I mean...cool..
*Alleh calls Cooper*
Steph: (In background) COOPER! WE NEED TO BORROW YOUR BARBIE CAR!
Cooper: Barbie car?! What? You mean my pink convertible with pweety hearts.
Alleh: Yeah, sure.
Steph: (In background) PLEASE! I NEED TO GET MY INTERVIEW! RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY! I'M LATE!
Cooper: Anything for you Steph
*Alleh hangs up*
Erin: Haha Cooper LOVES STEPH!
*time passes and Erin, Alleh and Steph are at Steph's interview*
*Cooper drives back to his barbie dream home*
*Erin and Alleh wait in Lobby*
*Steph walks in room with the manager*
Steph: Hello? I'm sorry I'm late.
*Crys spins around in her chair 10 times before she stops*
Crys: Whoa....meh dizzy!
Steph: Crys!? OMG long time no see how have you been?!
Crys: I'm great! What in the world are you wearing?
Steph: Oh....erm well I'm Harry Oompa.
Crys: Nice. *giggles* Anyways, you applying for the voice of the Chiuahaha?
Steph: Yes! *sits down in chair in front of Crys*
*Goes through interview*
Steph: Well nice to-
*Steph gets cut off by the phone ringing*
Crys: Hello? Oh hi sweetie! Yes I will be home soon. Dinners ready? Ok well can you leave it out? Oh ok. Thanks babe. Love you too Jacob.
*Crys and Jacob hang up*
Steph: Was that Jacob...?
Crys: HECK YES! We're engaged.
Steph: Congratulations! *sprays Crys with chicken feathers and leather*
Crys: OMG CHICKEN AND COWS ROCK!
*Time passes and Steph and them are in the lobby*
Alleh and Erin: How was the interview?
Steph: I got the job! Oh and Crys and Jacob are engaged to get married!
Erin: Crys is the manager?! JACOB!? HA! Always thought she would marry Keith!
*Alleh calls Cooper*
Alleh: Can you come pick us up?! NO?! Why!? Your on a business trip? Uh huh sure. Bye.
Steph: He can't pick us up in his barbie car?!
Alleh: Nope.
To be continued...
Part III-Good Times
Erin: Maybe we can catch a cab, since this is the big um thing...Kalamazoo.
*They all walk outside*
*Alleh flags down a cab*
Steph: I'll pay..
*They all sit in cab*
GiGi-Where to?
Erin: Is that you GiGi? Wow hi!
GiGi: Whoa hi everyone! Like my totally rad taxi? It's full of tie-dye stuff.
Alleh: Yeah it's, awesome.
Steph: OH NO!
Erin: What?
Steph: I feel like I'm going to get hyper...
GiGi: Still hyper Steph? Oh no...this is going to get bad I bet.
*Steph screams*
Steph: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW BLUE BIRDS FLY!!
*Glasses shatter*
GiGi: Dude, that's like not cool.
Alleh: We will pay extra just hurry and go!
*they all get home safely*
*Steph turns around to look at GiGi*
Steph: You have a booger up your nose.
GiGi: Yeah...ok. Dude, maybe we can like hang out sometime..
Alleh: Sure! Well, I'm walking home! See you all tomorrow!
Erin: Same here good night!
*Alleh and Erin turn around to walk home when they see two of their old buddies*
Christy and Gwathie: Alleh? Erin? Steph? Is that you?
Erin: Gwathie? Christy? Wow...small world tonight.
*Steph skips back to her house screaming:"
Steph: HI I KNOW YOU! *throws dirt while skipping* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Alleh: Well, it's a late night so it's nice seeing you but we need to get home.
Christy: Ok see you all laters! Good Night!
Gwathie: Yeah...maybe we can all hang out sometime.
Erin: Definitely.
To Be Continued...
Part IV: The Party
*Erin calls Steph and Alleh*
Erin: Since we re-met all of your old friends, and they wanted to get together, we can throw a party!
Steph: Yeah that would be a great idea! When and where?
Alleh: It could be at my house, tomorrow at 7!
*Steph starts playing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on the phone buttons*
Erin: Ok tomorrow it is.
*all hang up*
*Alleh contacts everyone*
*Today is the party*
*Party starts*
Crys: We need music
Alleh: We should put on the song called "Barbie Girl" for Cooper.
GiGi: Great idea! Dude like, I would laugh my arm off.
Steph: hey guess what?! I got ERICA to perform his "Riverdance Jig"!
Jacob: OMG HE (or she) IS AWESOME!
Gwathie: I know who Erica is, he's a guy with a girls personality!
Steph: It's KAREOKE TIME!
*Steph starts singing "Hard Knocked Life" from Annie*
Steph: IT'S THE HARD KNOCKED LIFE, FOR US! Join meh peoples!
*Gwathie and GiGi join*
Jacob: ERICA IS HERE! *bows down to Erica* YOUR MY KALAMAZOO IDOL!
*Erica dances*
*Party ends around 2 am*
To Be Continued....
Part V: The Band (Part I)
(When Jacob saw Erica perform, he felt like starting a band with his fellow Kalamazooians)
*Jacob calls the gang (Not Scooby Doo gang)*
Jacob: Hey! Ok well, Erica inspired me to perform and so I think we should all start a band! Since we all heart music and want to perform and stuff...
Jacob: Each one of you has a job...
Meh: I am going to play bass, I like the fish so why not.
Cooper: Singer, since he can hit those high notes.
Erin: Guitar, obvious.
Christy: Sells avocados and popcorn.
Alleh: Dancer
Gwathie: Dancer and back up singer.
Steph: (again) obvious.
GiGi: Sells flowers, tie-dye shirts and grapples.
And I saved the best for last, Crys, band manager.
Jacob: You all okay with that?
Everyone: Yup! When do we start?
Jacob: As Soon as we can!
To Be Continued...
Part VI: The Band (Part II)
(They all meet up at Gwathie's Garage to practice)
PS: They have all of their equipment.
Crys: Ok, since I am Band Manager, I will give you your first song to practice. It is called, "Old McStupidThings". The song goes like this..*starts singing*
"Old McStupidThings had a farm Ei Ie Ei IE Oh, and on this farm they had some cows, Ei IE Ei IE Oh! With a meow meow here and a meow meow there hear a meow here a meow everywhere a meow meow. Old McStupidThings had some cows EI IE EI IE OH!
And on this farm he had some chickens EI IE EI IE OH! With a bark bark here and a bark bark there, hear a bark hear a bark everywhere a bark bark. Old McStupidThings had a farm EI IE....EI IE....OHHHHHH! *song ends*
Steph: *bangs on symbols* OLD MCSTUPIDTHINGS AHHHHHHHH!
Alleh: So for my dance moves, I guess I will be doing the chicken dance and something associated with cows. o_O.
GiGi: I have a question, what is our band name?
Christi: The Dead Sandwiches!
Gwathie: Oh me like, anyone agree?
Cooper: Sure! I like sandwiches! *takes sandwich out of pocket* Oh...I thought my tots were supposed to be here...gosh ******* Kip.
Jacob: Ok! So we are The Dead Sandwiches! Lets practice!
*Starts practicing Old McStupidThings until 11:30 at night*
Alleh: better get home, I need to feed my Kalamazooian Kangaroo. Practice tomorrow?
Crys: That was just my cell, my friend who knows a guy who is friends with his girlfriends brothers friend who knows a guy who is the manager of "Concert Hall". They want us to play in September!
To Be Continued...