mjt16
08-16-2006, 11:33 PM
All you got to do is either just LOL or make ppl lol by posting your best joke!
No offese to yankee fans.
A teacher says i'm a yankee's fan,how many of you are yankee's fans?
every one raises there hand exept for one girl
the teacher asks why she didn't raise her hand a she says that she is a red soxs fan,so the teacher askes why , and she says because her parents are red socks fans.the teacher says"you don't have to be like your parents, what if your parents where morons what would you be then?"
she says "a yankees fan"!
sorry if u don't lol to this.:thf471fd564zf: :6z: :qgreenjumpers:
bigZZ
08-16-2006, 11:59 PM
lol too bad my favorite team is the yankee's or i would have laughed harder
ok so this one time i was at my cosins house and i was playing a video game, and my cosin and my sister were talking about something, and in the middle of there conversation i have to take out the garbadge, and i say" man i hate garbage" and my cosin(who is pretty witty for a 5 year old)says " you keep your sister around, so you cant hate it that much" lol that was the funniest thing i have ever heard him say.
Softball_atTheDisco
08-22-2006, 03:00 AM
GO RED SOXS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
CubbyDoggie
08-22-2006, 03:02 AM
Ok, so there was an Indian Cheif and his tribe walking down a path. They come across something brown. "What is that?" the Idian Cheif asked. None of the tribe knew. "Smell it." the Cheif said to his assistant. The assistant smelled it and said "Smells like poop." "Feel it." the Cheif said. The assistant felt it and said "Feels like poop." "Taste it." the Cheif said. "But Cheif.." the assistant began. "Taste it! the Cheif commanded. The assistant tasted it and said "Tastes like poop." "Ok, good thing we didn't step in it..." the Cheif said. And him and his tribe continued down the path.
LilDisLeia
08-22-2006, 03:18 AM
Okay my friend and i where joking around he is my GUY friend said
Him: I just bought new camaflage pants!!
Me: Can you show them to me
Him: I can't
Me: Why not??
Him: Because when i went swimming and when i went to go change i put them by a bush and next thing i knew they where gone!!
Me: Weird
Laghing moment
liljesi
08-22-2006, 03:57 AM
lol too bad my favorite team is the yankee's or i would have laughed harder
ok so this one time i was at my cosins house and i was playing a video game, and my cosin and my sister were talking about something, and in the middle of there conversation i have to take out the garbadge, and i say" man i hate garbage" and my cosin(who is pretty witty for a 5 year old)says " you keep your sister around, so you cant hate it that much" lol that was the funniest thing i have ever heard him say.
haha that's awesome!.. coolest 5 year old on earth.. haha
GoldenHeart
08-22-2006, 01:16 PM
LOL a 5 yr with that comment has to be a smart one!:)
MinniesDream
08-22-2006, 01:35 PM
In a trade:
Me: I am interested in your stitch hat. What would you like for it?
Her: Pirate Quest and Snowmen.
Me:Alright, I have those! Can you show the Stitch Hat?
*Pause*
Me: Hello? Are you there?
Her: Yes..
Me: Ok, can you show meh the Stitch?
Her: It's too rare to view!!
Me: Ok then..
Her: I can make all of your Pirate Quest and Snowmen turn into a Stitch Hat!
Me: Nah. I would like to keep all of my stuff.
Her: Want to be friends?
*Bursts out laughing and quits trade*
Ha. Funny moment..