View Full Version : saftey spiel contest


crushandgush
08-28-2005, 03:11 AM
lets have a contest to see the winner of a spiel . winner gets to work at my newest ride , pirate tour

here is a sample : remain seated at all times , got it ? please post here about any questions and post your spiel up here please no copying other people or double posting thank you

Becky
08-28-2005, 03:12 AM
1) What is a spiel?

2) Where is this?

3) I'm so thinking that this thread has been started very ambiguous.

-Becky

crushandgush
08-28-2005, 03:18 AM
oops i think i spamed the site any way i dought the thread is gonna last edit: a spiel is like remain seated plz

JDUB
08-28-2005, 03:18 AM
1) What is a spiel?

2) Where is this?

3) I'm so thinking that this thread has been started very ambiguous.

-Becky

a spiel is like a speech or lines

think of the jungle cruise ride

when they talk and tell jokes they are spieling

LadyFire
08-28-2005, 03:34 AM
Spiel: (noun, slang) a talk or harangue, as in selling~ Much thanks to Webster! ;)

KuyaJeff11
08-28-2005, 04:37 AM
Here is my spiel, I have use these on actual VMK rides when I played the role of 'greeter'
"Welcome Folks!! We ask that you not click or type while on this ride... Failure to do so may get you stuck.. Also, for the fun of you and others, this attraction is a no magic area... And plz, no flash photos... Most Important: Have Fun and a Magical VMK day!!"

I admit, this was inspired by The Real Jungle Cruise At Disneyland:
Me:"Wave Everyone!!"
VMK Player: "Why?"
Me"You may not survive to see people like this ever again..."

While lots of ppl are in line and someone is stalling:
"We have I simple song for you folks in line..."
"We want you to move up move up!!"
(Ususally Players Join In Song And Dance[Rarely Does The Person Move])

Supernova08
08-28-2005, 04:45 AM
"Please stand clear of the doors"

Everyone knows that from the monorail warnings. :D

smm914
08-28-2005, 04:47 AM
supernova i was just about to put that!

figmentisback
08-28-2005, 04:49 AM
"Remain Seated please...."

"Please remain connected to the Internet, and welcome aboard VMK"

"Welcome to VMK.. We request you remain seated unless AFK at all times.. this is for your safety... if you go AFK. go to your room. if you want to dance. please do it in empty places unless closing party to keep VMK from crashing. Thank you and have a nice day at home playing VMK" (Spanish version.. i ain't know Spanish.)

Signalcorps
08-28-2005, 05:51 AM
We're sorry but Splash Mountain is experiencing a log jam. Please remain seated until you can be assisted by a cast member.

this actually happened to me once.

XDisneyphileX
08-28-2005, 06:08 AM
Permanecer sentados, por favor.

(no, I didn't know how to spell that on my own)

Supernova08
08-28-2005, 06:10 AM
Permanecer sentados, por favor.

(no, I didn't know how to spell that on my own)

And that means what in English...?? :Tongue:

XDisneyphileX
08-28-2005, 06:21 AM
Why, "remain seated, please," of course! It's from the Matterhorn safety spiel :)

JDUB
08-28-2005, 06:23 AM
Please move away from the walls and head towards the "DEAD" center
of the room!

you all know where this is from.

_fallout girlx_
08-28-2005, 06:25 AM
lol gosh all those make me giggle

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_fallout girlx_
08-28-2005, 06:26 AM
omg i have one!

and please, watch ur children
lol


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_fallout girlx_
08-28-2005, 06:28 AM
Signalcorps, that happened to me too once. lol. good thing i wasnt at the very top of the drop. !

Haunted Grim
08-28-2005, 08:50 AM
Pirate Tours Safety Speil:

Aye, Welcome land lubbers to Pirate Tours,

Today ye be havin the excite'n opportunity of a Pirates life for you!

Due to the rigors of Pirateering,
We ask that ye be free from:
Heart back and neck conditions,
That ye have no: Claustrophobia, Motions Sickness, Seizures, Pregnancy
ur Eye Conditions.
We also ask that all squabs be at least 40 inches tall for the tour.

Once ye tour sets sail,
Ye must be remain'n seated at all times, keeping yur hands, arms, feet, and land legs inside de ship at all times.

While's ya on board,
Thar be no: Eat'n, Drink'n, or Smok'n,
And Arg! There be none of those flash picture contraptions eye-thur!!

If'n ye need yur ride ta stop,
Wave your arm in de air,
And we be stoppin yer ship as soon as bloomin possible.

All aboard,
And remember,
Dead men tell no tales!

How is that?

HauntedGrim :poison:

TowerFreak99
08-28-2005, 08:53 AM
sounds fun

crushandgush
08-28-2005, 06:23 PM
you mean remain seated with your seat belt buckled , permancer sentagos por favor you mean ?


P.S. plz refrain from double posting and take small children by the hand

Jess
08-28-2005, 06:28 PM
Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas.

Best spiel ever.

crushandgush
08-28-2005, 10:18 PM
Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas.

Best spiel ever.
you spelled it wrong search google images and look for walt disney world monorails



www.bigfloridacountry.com/monorail.htm


have your speakers on

Horizons
08-29-2005, 06:26 PM
LOL I can do the warnings from great movie ride....lol
You are aboard the spaceship Nostromos with Segourney Weaver.....something has gone terribly wrong....one by one the ship's crew is vanishing.....WARNING! Remain in your vehicle! The area you are entering is dangerous! :beret:

crushandgush
08-29-2005, 07:08 PM
contest results - so far

1.haunted grim
2.jess
3.kunajeff11

those are the results so far