"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side."

I'm sure all of you have heard that joke before. Here's where you can make up your own answer to it!! First, I will wirte, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Then you will reply with your version of the answer. Be creative, and have fun!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (Now you make up an answer)

~Pink

to get taken by people from Kentucky and cooked to perfection to be sold at Kentucky Fried Chicken

becus he felt like it

to cross the border to America to be a proffesional tap dancer, but did bring a passport and liscense and his country is off the map and had to stay at a terminal for the rest of his life, then met a friend who got him a travel visa and went to a DMV to get a liscense but needed to complete school to get it and went to school and graduated from college and got his liscense and he bought a passport from ebay and was able to become a american and went to a dance school and became the worst dancer ever because his feet did not fit in the tap shoes, but got special shoes and did very well. He became a proffesional and became a rich chicken and decide to cross the road again, and woke up from a comma and found he was in the twilight zone

Because he wanted to use his green Card!

LOL omg bell fan thats the most coolest chicken story i've heard!!! *CHICKEN FAN*


lol Because he wanted to get rich in america!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

to fufill his dream of outriching bill gates and paris hilton but needed the money so he hired Corey Baxter to help him sell candy bars and spngebob and patrick helped him sell the chocolate bar to a fish who wanted chocolate and gave him lots of money but it was counterfeit, so went to a american money exchange and traded the counterfeit for american money but got caught by the cops so they went into the matrix and did flips and stuff, and saved Zion with the help of robots and went to the real world and bought microsoft and bought hilton's hotels and owned all their money because they got bankrupt and the chicken became very rich

Hey! When a chicken's gotta go a chickens gotta go!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

bc he wanted to go buy a toy that was worth a thousand bucks but found out he didn't have the money so he went to Burger King to try and get a job and found out that Gantu was selling burgers there which bc of that there were no open jobs left. so he tried going to McDonalds and found Jack Sparrow trying to get a burger but they were still being made so he walked into the kitchen and said, "can I have a burger now? I'm bored." as the chicken watched him do that he thought, " what am I doing here?" so he ran across the street to ask Bill Gates for some money and it turned out that Leroy was attacking him so the chicken ran to a house and found Stitch was there so he called Stitch and told him Leroy was attacking Bill Gates so Stitch went with him and took care of Leroy then Bill Gates gave Stitch 1 grand. but Stitch didn't need it so he gave to the chicken and the chicken finally got to go to the store and buy that toy................... ROFL!!

I hope ppl are going to read what I did