Hi, I'm very Influenced By Rap In VMK And Decided To Start Doing So!

Everyone Loves My Rhymes But Let's See If You can Top This!

"My Name Is Xfan And I love this game, All The Other games Are Lame! People Diss Me And Stuff But Enough Is Enough! I have my disposal of Furni And Pins, Lets See If You Can Catch Up And Fight Back Instead. Trying My Best To Be Cool But Most Of The Time I fall. People Take Me For Granted And I respect That Too, Let's See If You Can Be Cool. If you Can't Beat this Rap Then You are Whack, Because I Just Attacked. So Let's See If You Can Compete, So Have A Seat!
My Story Is Told, Because Of This I'm Standing Tall! You Beat Me Then Good Luck Because Enough Is Enough!"

Peace Out

Bravo! Encore Encore!

Thank You!

Let's See If anybody Else Can Make A Rhyme As Good As Mine!

Let's Hope This Isn't A Waste Of Time!

LOL

This Rhyming Rap Stuff Is Contagious!

here is a small and funny one:
my name is jedi master and i am a disaster.
mickey rocks and i hate jocks because i forgot to wash my socks.
i like my computer and so do i my scooter.
i like to read and play need for speed.
i love this game and it may lead to fame.
and thats how i feel because i am made from steel

ps
mine is a waste of time yours is probably better

Lol I don't think anyone could beat that!

Anyone Else?

Anyone At All?

i cant ryhme lol

Yo, my name is the titan and I got mad skilz
In every video game I play I get 100 kilss.
I'm more hot thant hot.
And I know that you not.
Now everybody on VMk say hey!
Now everybody dance, yay!
And now this ends my stuipid rap
I hope you enjoyed listening, old chap!

I like all these raps! I cant rymthe either! lol I stink!

Yo, my name is the titan and I got mad skilz
In every video game I play I get 100 kilss.
I'm more hot thant hot.
And I know that you not.
Now everybody on VMk say hey!
Now everybody dance, yay!
And now this ends my stuipid rap
I hope you enjoyed listening, old chap!

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old chap, that was lovely! :D

Yo, my name is the titan and I got mad skilz
In every video game I play I get 100 kilss.
I'm more hot thant hot.
And I know that you not.
Now everybody on VMk say hey!
Now everybody dance, yay!
And now this ends my stuipid rap
I hope you enjoyed listening, old chap!


I Thought when I heard the phrase "old chap"
Such language was not condusive to rap.
Upon reflection, I find such rhymes top drawer,
to which you realize "dear me he's bored"

ROFL (or roffle as LSpin likes to say!)

:lachen70:

This was too funny. Any more takers?

It's been a while but I'm back on top.
Gonna rock you harder than a Tootsie Pop.
I got mad skillz and all the peoples dig me.
My rhyms are better than ACDC
I lost my brain back in 94.
And here's (Insert next poster's name here} to tell you some more!

It's been a while but I'm back on top.
Gonna rock you harder than a Tootsie Pop.
I got mad skillz and all the peoples dig me.
My rhyms are better than ACDC
I lost my brain back in 94.
And here's (Insert next poster's name here} to tell you some more!
nothinds better than ACDC........well maybe Metalica is

It's been a while but I'm back on top.
Gonna rock you harder than a Tootsie Pop.
I got mad skillz and all the peoples dig me.
My rhyms are better than ACDC
I lost my brain back in 94.
And here's (Insert next poster's name here} to tell you some more!


Though saddened by your loss of little grey cells,
There is one point upon which I dwell...
Back in Black
Is where it's at.
And what're you rocking the Tootsie Pop for?
Mr. Owl told you the number of licks is four.
Methinks he cheated when he crunched
upon that pop which he munched.
With nothing left to say,
Excuse me whilst I login to VMK


EDIT: I realize now that Mr. Owl actually said the number of licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop was three, not four. Corrected for purists' sake.

To Da T to da O To Da N
To Da Y,to da P,to Da H to da Double O
To Da E,Yea That Me
Toonyphooey is my name,and VMK is my Game
If You Can't Take Me,You Can't Break Me
And You Can't Hit Wat U Can't See,Foo
Now You Can't Take The Rap,Don't Stay In The Back
Get Ready,Get Ready Because You Don't Know Whats Comin'

I know,I stink At Rapping