I thought this idea might get some discussion going.

Here are some funny things I've seen due to the limited word use and other reasons.


1. I have eat trees
2. That person <edited> so bad they socks stinks
3. I need fix oh oh though sand points too for or ive times
4. ah! my foot stuck i fell in ride it fall off
5. Me sad am mouse with no cheese
6. What is a mickey
7. I have green flips, who will trade for them? (Puts on Green Hat) See!
8. g2g must wash room then eat
9. I am big cat and need lots of meet feed me
10. My pink car is a lemon and they won't give me a new one
11. I was playing hide and seek with duh duh and he delete me
12. Your friend smells like bad fish
13. How do I dance


Anyone else have some funny things people say on VMK to add? lol

this look all very weird.. but lol

this look all very weird.. but lol


Weird but very true! lol

The flips one just happened yesterday. This girl made a list of things of mine she wanted saying she would trade green flips for them. I went and got everything, she was saying how happy she was. I added them to the trade, and say "flips?" She adds the green hat and says, "you're awesome" .. then
I inform her they're shoes and she leaves trade and makes the sad face a bunch of times.

omg she doesnt know the difference between flips and hats? lol

I like the duh duh one LOL

I was playing hide and seek and my duh duh delete me LOL

haha weird..

I'm really weird on VMK
Like last week I was just sitting on the bench on Main Street, watching people talk and walk. And then I run around like a maniac yelling "Cheese!!!!!! Monkey!!!!!!! Cheese and Monkey!!!!!! Give me Cheese and Monkey now!!!!!!" And then someone said to someone else "Wow...She has problems" about me. It's really fun to be weird on VMK and in real life! :)

tink is right i was right in the room. but ppl have to act weird some times.

Someone say i eat water plz

i have done lots of funny things.... 'Error:Mouse is missing.. Look behind couch.' hehe ;)

Lol yup sounds like normal stuff u see on VMK everyday, funny though. lol.

the stuff ppl say these days.. LOL

The hide and seek one was the funniest. I have one:
Player1:are you taken?
Player2:no
1:oh
2:are u taken?
1:no
2:want to my mine?
1:do u have cheese? i a bay be cat and need cheese
2:so.. are u my girl friend?
1:...
Me: ROTFL

The hide and seek one was the funniest. I have one:
Player1:are you taken?
Player2:no
1:oh
2:are u taken?
1:no
2:want to my mine?
1:do u have cheese? i a bay be cat and need cheese
2:so.. are u my girl friend?
1:...
Me: ROTFL


LOL reminds me of the one: I big cat need meet feed me

Another one:

I fell off my scooter and brained my foot

My favoriate phrase is " Mummy left me in box on Main Street".

My favoriate phrase is " Mummy left me in box on Main Street".


LOL!! That's hilarious.

person:yu!diablo cannot see that it was cheese so he ate more belle.

Weird huh.I heard it once

person:yu!diablo cannot see that it was cheese so he ate more belle.

Weird huh.I heard it once


uhhhhh "diablo","ate","y" aren't in the VMK dictionary... :/

I have one:

Girl: hey
Boy: huh were you talking to me i was eating my foot
Girl: uh me too exsepted i eat my toes for breackfast
Boy:- eats toes - aww i forgot the kats up
Girl : you crazy te he he
Boy: what i was eating my toes


The end???

Here's something weird I did at my friends Weather Report Show.

My Friend: Hello I'm Auska and I will be your reporter.
Me: Ok, hi Auska! *wave*
My Friend: We'll be back soon, were just going to take a break.
Me: Ok dude!
My Friend: *eats chips*
Me: Hey, I want some chips too! Oh come on dude please? Chips!
My Friend: Ok, ok, here's your chips. *throws chips at CubbyDoggie*
Me: *the soft bag of chips hits me in the head* Ow!
Me: *Tries to eat chips through eyes. Puts chips in eyes.*
Me: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't see!!!!!
My Friend: Now look at the picture. Do you see the avalanch in the picture? Well that is what happened at Matterhorn.
Me: I wish I could see, but everything has gone dark!

But that was only part of what happened at the News Show. It went on forever with tons of funny things from me.

Ok this Was in a photo of a dude doing Buried in Treasure on Discovery Island


cookies are on this but really really Really Really soft

LOL i dont get it

here is another...

Player 1 (Male): Look at this
Player 2 (Female): ok
P.1: Dragon Up!!
P.1: Boo!! [Changes Skin Green]
P.2: Ah!! Cool

I found this in sig.

-waits in box wit brother on main street for mummy she will never come-

omg, the box thing is totally funny, especially the image i get. I'm imagining two teens squished inside a regular sized shoe box with one of the magic kingdom parades going on

What about that toes it aannt no feets LOL

ok i found a really funny sig.. there were these three girls in a goth group here is one of the signatures no offense to the person

omg, the box thing is totally funny, especially the image i get. I'm imagining two teens squished inside a regular sized shoe box with one of the magic kingdom parades going on
LOL rofl to teenagers in a small box during a parade? LOL i imagined something way different lol

lol i post some of the stupidest things on VMK to bad my memory lost all of the jokes...


- goes off searching for memory -

The hide and seek one was the funniest. I have one:
Player1:are you taken?
Player2:no
1:oh
2:are u taken?
1:no
2:want to my mine?
1:do u have cheese? i a bay be cat and need cheese
2:so.. are u my girl friend?
1:...
Me: ROTFL


lol! thats hilarious!

rofl! 2 teenagers in a box during a parade! >.< not even gonna explain my thought process.... LOL!
-Jewels

ok i found a really funny sig.. there were these three girls in a goth group here is one of the signatures no offense to the person

Haha... That is really hilarious....

Hey, if you have a black heart, how come you're playing a Disney game??

And creeper of the night?! That sounds wrong....

Here's my funny thing ( Sort of ):

I hate everybody because I'm goth.

this one I just got today And yesterday is absolutely crazy.

This bay be enters the fireworks lobby and cries, right. Well then she comes up to me and says -makes big eyes at futuremartymcfly so he feel bad and be my duh duh -

Well, I just say "ok.." and walk away, but then she presses, going "Mummy left me in a shoe box on main street with scary people who put me in a ocean and I sail away to VMK" " I have no food and am poor, might be dead if you don't help"

Then I just say nothing and start ROFL as she continues

"plz plz Plz your my only hope, i have weak arms""plays with soft toes and makes big eyes" "your my only hope" "your rich, I need a rich duh duh who can feed me good food"

then my game starts, but this happened Again today! this time at pirates lobby, but the weird thing is she acted with the exact same script as before.

oh I forgot her signature: Me poor new worn bay be almost dead in a shoe box

1. me a bay be and have boogie in me nose
LOL weird but true

LOL!! That's hilarious.
no its not. some ppl really have that happen to em

no its not. some ppl really have that happen to em

Yeah, but aren't we talking about VMK? Like virtual people?

Oh yeah, I remember something else that was funny.

I was talking to some people in a Quest room, and a bay be comes in, and says:

" my dream is to wear a blue dress top plz anyone give me one for free im really sick "

Owner boots and the people and I lol.

Oh I know! One guest walked into Town Square and says I thought I went into Town Square so we all said You did. This is Town Square. Then he said Well I'm just plain confused! Town square isn't a square.. its a circle!

there is a problem with the left in a thing...
one..
a there are no shoe boxes.
two,
how can a baby fit in a pizza/shoebox?

AND 3,
SINCE WHERE IS THERE PIZZA IN VMK??

no its not. some ppl really have that happen to em


I agree Chris, and Alexis: Huh? They are really left in a box on main street? Uhhhh ok there. What box and how? If it happened to you then please tell. LOL

this one I just got today And yesterday is absolutely crazy.

This bay be enters the fireworks lobby and cries, right. Well then she comes up to me and says -makes big eyes at futuremartymcfly so he feel bad and be my duh duh -

Well, I just say "ok.." and walk away, but then she presses, going "Mummy left me in a shoe box on main street with scary people who put me in a ocean and I sail away to VMK" " I have no food and am poor, might be dead if you don't help"

Then I just say nothing and start ROFL as she continues

"plz plz Plz your my only hope, i have weak arms""plays with soft toes and makes big eyes" "your my only hope" "your rich, I need a rich duh duh who can feed me good food"

then my game starts, but this happened Again today! this time at pirates lobby, but the weird thing is she acted with the exact same script as before.

oh I forgot her signature: Me poor new worn bay be almost dead in a shoe box
omg future! i saw her in reds everest! Lol same signature she is a quest right?

yeah, she is a guest. You saw her in VMK_Reds? wow, she must have seen it on the top, or she thinks staff will help her find a duh duh or mummy.

omg i hate bay bes they think there all that and most times being a boybe can be fun!

Here's an funny story:

New Player: How do I get to the next room?

Me: Click on the end of this room by the turnstiles until it turns red and says exit.

New Player: How do I click?

teachers pet

I agree with what you mentioned Yasmin, about the bay be thing. They are so annoying, especially in public rooms.

Excerpt from a trade room I was in yesterday:

Bay be: Mummy I want crown
Mummy: Does anyone have a crown for trade?
Bay be: Mummy now!
Mummy: Anyone have a crown please for my bay be girl
Bay be: - cry -
Bay be: - cry -
Bay be: Mummy I want crown now
Mummy: I will get you one
Me: (Walks up to bay be) I think you should get it on your own
Bay be: - cry -
Mummy: Don't be mean to my bay be
Me: I'm not being mean, I just think she should learn to do things on her own
Mummy: Anyone have a crown
Bay be: Me want crown now
Bay be: - cry -

Then the owner boots both of them. I wait a bit for a couple trades and visit a different trade room, and the same two people were doing the same thing, so I left.

see, this is exactly the problem with bay be's there just really a type of scammer

I don't think they are scamming, just annoying. I had a girl come in and tell me she was lost and ask me to be her mummy. After a while of her bugging me I said sure fine ok I will be your mummy. She said YAY I have a mummy. Then she asked me for a toy. I had so much buyable I just gave her something so she would leave, then deleted her lol.

i am tired of my baby girl she has gotten so much from me that i am though with her and if she ask for one more thing i am going to delete her off my list they are scamming u out of stuff because mine had given away stuff i gave her then i told her if she gives any more stuff away or trade it that I want buy her any thing else... she grew up quick

I am really funny when ever i go to a cafe i order monkey brains and egg
and i want them both runny

This happened to me today
this new person comes in my room and says : I want free stuff!!
I told her : this is not a free stuff room
then she says : - looks at with puppy dog eyes -
then I say : ok
we get in trade and I say : here is your new air
then she says : ty for the new hat

I gave her nothing in trade and she thought I gave her a hat. :lol:

This happened to me today
this new person comes in my room and says : I want free stuff!!
I told her : this is not a free stuff room
then she says : - looks at with puppy dog eyes -
then I say : ok
we get in trade and I say : here is your new air
then she says : ty for the new hat

I gave her nothing in trade and she thought I gave her a hat. :lol:


LOL.. you could make a room with that idea, call it the Free Air Room and I bet a lot of people will come in looking and asking for free air... hahaha

LOL that would be a funny idea!:w00t8:

All those things about the box on Main Street are not funny at all. I see people do that all the time, and now it's not funny at all. I didn't even think that it was funny then.

i keep seeing i eat socks

All those things about the box on Main Street are not funny at all. I see people do that all the time, and now it's not funny at all. I didn't even think that it was funny then.
Its a game ok we are not trying to seem mean

There's a box on Main Street? What does it do?

ooh my turn i did this tho it is my signature in vmk and i will tell what it says.

i finally got my drivers license! And dont worry i ran into every wall:)

All those things about the box on Main Street are not funny at all. I see people do that all the time, and now it's not funny at all. I didn't even think that it was funny then.


What are you talking about?!? There is no box on Main Street. People don't fit in shoe or pizza boxes! So we all have no clue, yet people keep trying to inform us that it's real. If it's so real then please do enlighten us.

There's a box on Main Street? What does it do?

lol Neotony no offense but some of your posts are hilarious and so out of place. LOL I can't tell if you're joking or no.

Well people say they're babies and their mother left them in a box on Main Street..

O_o

So in other words, those who are taking offense to it are those that possibly are babies.. ? Maybe its happened to them lol

lol Neotony no offense but some of your posts are hilarious and so out of place. LOL I can't tell if you're joking or no.

Well people say they're babies and their mother left them in a box on Main Street..

O_o


I am not offended at all. I try to have a good time. ;)

FYI: People who always say gonion, gonion is a lower part of the JAW LOL

yeah, she is a guest. You saw her in VMK_Reds? wow, she must have seen it on the top, or she thinks staff will help her find a duh duh or mummy.
Lol, I know u had just left to.
It was funny tho.
Yea that would have been so funny if she went up to the staff and said " can u help me find my mummy and duh duh they left me in a box on main street "
I can only imagine what staff would say, LOL.

lol these are some funnys things lol!
I remember I did something crazy once.Lol I crashed a cute or boot game going "woot!" and doinga bunch of magic and dancing around like crazy!

Also I was a train predictor once.
(I walk in a monorail room)
( person come in)
ME: Come train come
Person:??
Me: come to me!
Person:..lol
Me:..
Me:..
Me: Come on you crazy train!
Person: Lol LOL

lol Mario, reminds me of people calling for the ghosts in the HM

when we are on the quest and u have to play HM ppl say they need for tea ive (45) ghosts =P i thought that was pretty funny

now all we need to make this a party is warioguy the moron wonder friend



lol



edit: I KILLED A THREAD WITH 1 POST AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, this thread isn't dead, people are just looking for more funny things to top my bay be who was dumped into the ocean and sailed to vmk, ;) lol jk

That couldn't possibly be topped by anything less than a piece of John Williams trivia. Anybody have anything?

well, a few more posts and there won't be any more John Williams trivia left, lol

My trees fly away and i fall on ice and i meltdown

frozen but no good

error 218: fries for brains

uhhhhh "diablo","ate","y" aren't in the VMK dictionary... :/
They use to be, my friend got people (including me) to request the words Diablo, frollo, froot, and y. Vmk finally let us then after a week they took it off the dictonairy! I got mad after all our hard work!!

I like the duh duh one LOL

I was playing hide and seek and my duh duh delete me LOL

LOL that 1 is very funny

Hillarious.

Anyway heres a few.

1."I can get u 50th plus 50th green crates for that herbie couch and briar stone'

2.You need too for ty tho (or though) sand points and lose for fireworks magic. Reply Usually = ty?

3.Trading extremely rare Ned Pin!!

4.I will trade these green flips for your inferno (green suede shoes appear on trade window)

5.I have tent fire windows now! :)

6.I g2g put on my sleep clothes brb

~The End~

This happened to me a long time ago
This boy pretending to be a baby in a falling chairs game...
Boy: Dawn flowerrocks will u be my mummy? (Dawn is my friend)
Dawn: - ignores little boy, i go against bay be junk -
Boy: - goes do do in pants-
Boy: - cries - mummy change me!!
Me: LOL Dawn someone wants you
Dawn: - gives a mad look at Hockey -
the boy continues with begging dawn to be his mummy and doing gross stuff

LATER on...(Playing the same game in the same room with the same people(cause no1 else will come) the 3rd time)

Boy: BadgerHockey will u be my mummy??
Me: what do i look like to you? A mummy? Well you thought wrong!!
Boy: - cries - mummy is yelling at me
Me: Ok..i will be your mummy (Just doing this so he will shut up )
Boy: yay!! Mummy i want a room with furniture and new clothes and blah blah blah....(him blabbering about junk he wants)
Me: Ok! I'm rich! I can buy you all those things..
Boy: Yay! When? Now please!
Me: Did i say rich? I meant rich with air! Other than that im poor
Boy: Oh i don't want a poor mummy - runs away from mummy -
Boy: haha! Now you lost me!
- i delete him from my list -
What a dork!

This happened to me a long time ago
This boy pretending to be a baby in a falling chairs game...
Boy: Dawn flowerrocks will u be my mummy? (Dawn is my friend)
Dawn: - ignores little boy, i go against bay be junk -
Boy: - goes do do in pants-
Boy: - cries - mummy change me!!
Me: LOL Dawn someone wants you
Dawn: - gives a mad look at Hockey -
the boy continues with begging dawn to be his mummy and doing gross stuff

LATER on...(Playing the same game in the same room with the same people(cause no1 else will come) the 3rd time)

Boy: BadgerHockey will u be my mummy??
Me: what do i look like to you? A mummy? Well you thought wrong!!
Boy: - cries - mummy is yelling at me
Me: Ok..i will be your mummy (Just doing this so he will shut up )
Boy: yay!! Mummy i want a room with furniture and new clothes and blah blah blah....(him blabbering about junk he wants)
Me: Ok! I'm rich! I can buy you all those things..
Boy: Yay! When? Now please!
Me: Did i say rich? I meant rich with air! Other than that im poor
Boy: Oh i don't want a poor mummy - runs away from mummy -
Boy: haha! Now you lost me!
- i delete him from my list -
What a dork!
LOL!!!! Rofl! That 1 is very funny, also annoying but still funny :)

Person: Anyone in here looking for green flips?
Someone: Me!!
Someone else: Me too!
Another Someone: I am
Person: Yea, me too. lol

Violence on VMK Tisk Tisk.
Names whited out for privacy.
:CastMem:Enjoy!!
~Gold

lol i got that b4, i was in a cute or boot line (Gosh me and guest rooms games wazup with dat?!? lol)Anyway this girl wanted to get in in the middle of the game. She kept saying she would beat everyone up if they didn't let her in. I kept yelling at her to wait her turn, the owner of this room is very nice and has alot of paitent so said she had 3 chances b4 she boots.(i would have booted right away) Well they girl wouldn't stop yelling that she would track us down and beat us up. So the owner boot her and said: Finally peace and quiet! i started to laugh

person: shut up ( a bad term for a word )
Everyone: omg
Person: ( says stuff that is very imappropriate )
Everyone: [ reports ]

rofl! - too short sadly lets cry!! -

Violence on VMK Tisk Tisk.
Names whited out for privacy.
:CastMem:Enjoy!!
~Gold

Wow that kid has some issues, lol,

also with 1 kid ' burning ' and 1 kid ' beating up ppl ', that fight is getting bad lol

Yup yup.......................
Vmk should ban them cause they were being mean and rude, and viloent. Also they ban me for not doing anything...

One time I got banned. It said I was banned because I spread my personol information, when I never did! So I got scammed. Someone must have report me and lied to staff saying that I spread my personol information!

I see fix eat helm - from one of my guest rooms.

One time I got banned. It said I was banned because I spread my personol information, when I never did! So I got scammed. Someone must have report me and lied to staff saying that I spread my personol information!

No, if I reported you and said you took all my stuff, Staff would not just ban you. They look into everything, and they would go check the trade reports. They see I haven't traded with you at all and would more than likely ban me lol

this girl is acting like a bay be she says : pulls on thing -
and her sister goes : wat thing ??
and the girl says : the bird
and her sister says : thats not a bird its a chair
and she says : oh no I sit on bird
and then her sister says : oh poor bird bad sister
and then when she gets dc
me and her sister were lol like crazy!

and she was not a new player she had been playing for three weeks so I thought this was funny!:lachen70:

Girl: Are you taken? Are you taken?
Me: No sorry, I'm not into the taken thing.
Girl: Aww plz, don't you like girls?
Me: Yes irl, friends only online
Girl: Plz Plz Plz
Me: Yeti is looking for a girl
Girl: Really? Who is Yeti?
Me: Yes, go visit him at the Matterhorn in Fantasyland
Girl: Ok ty! :)

She leaves.

LOL

This happened to me a while ago, with my friend..

Girl: Are you taken?
Me: Who, me?
Friend: He's not taken, his title is DarthChaosSky.
Girl: No, I mean are you taken with a girl?

At this point, we try to play it off.

Me: No, my title is DarthChaosSky, and i'm not hanging out with a girl.
Girl (Getting annoyed, walks towards my friend..): Are you taken?
Friend: My title is not taken.
Girl (Really mad): Gr! I hat you (Beep)!
Me and Friend: Omg!
Everyone in room: Omg!
The girl (Out of anger..) : Omg!
Me: Well, we're going to have to report you. What did you learn today?
Friend: Lol, come on let's go.

And we left.

I was waiting for people to come to my ride when some girl comes in

Me: Welcome to the Great Movie Ride!

girl: thx

girl: Are you taken

Me: I don't do that, I think its silly, besides you should be here to ride a ride

girl: why not

me: because its silly, why do you do it?

girl: because its cool, plz be mine

me: no, go look in on of those match rooms, or ask Alien or Barbossa to be yours

girl: plz be mine, I'll give you inferno, and a special heart magic that only I have

me: prove it, and also there is no such thing as heart magic

girl: yes there is, I the only person with it, it will make anyone you want heart you,

girl: it even works irl

me: right.. good bye and
me: Boom!

I boot her right there


Random Fact of this Post: Newtons law of inertia is regulated by the "Higgs Field" which basically prevents things from accelerating

Lol i love these stories.... i got one....kinda

OK
P.1: I hat Blue Cheese
P.2: Me Too
P.1: Yay i <3 Blue Cheese go go Go!!!
P.2: .. uh Yay Blue Cheese.
P.1: Why are you cheering for Blue cheese i though you hat Blue Cheese?!?!
P.2: >_<??
P.1: On Day hippos will rule you world but not mine, no mine has already been taken by Hippos.
P.2: 0_o what is the matter with you?
P.1: You want to know? You Really want to know?!
P.2: Yes!!
P.1: Ok here it goes..
P.1: ..
P.1: ..
P.1: Hi, i hat Blue Cheese do you??
P.2: Leaves
(and im in the corner rofl)

frozen but no good

error 218: fries for brains


Omg..that was my friends signature.. snow

Omg..that was my friends signature.. snow


Mine too ;)

She is super awesome!

LOL. One time i was in the music mix lobby, and this kid goes:

Kid: - picks nose -
Me: ROFL
Kid: I can't get it out! Dude, help me!
Me: Uh..
Kid: Please! My hand is not small enough to fit in my nose!
Me: I would hope so.
Kid: not all my hand, the little things on the end of it.
Me: oh..
Kid: Please dude!
Me: Why don't you ask the boogie monster?
Kid: You stink!
Me: I just had a shower :(

then i left, it was pretty random.

LOL. One time i was in the music mix lobby, and this kid goes:

Kid: - picks nose -
Me: ROFL
Kid: I can't get it out! Dude, help me!
Me: Uh..
Kid: Please! My hand is not small enough to fit in my nose!
Me: I would hope so.
Kid: not all my hand, the little things on the end of it.
Me: oh..
Kid: Please dude!
Me: Why don't you ask the boogie monster?
Kid: You stink!
Me: I just had a shower :(

then i left, it was pretty random.
EWWWWWW That's really gross.:goofy:
~Chaelle

Oh yeah, this happened two weeks ago:

Player: Is your bird taken?
Me: Yep.
Player: plz i want it so bad
Me: You haven't even met it!
Player: but its on ur he add
Me: Oh!! You want me to trade it?
Player: yes!!
Me: Ok
Me: No its not for trade
Player: ur dumbo
Me: Yeah, I play the role of dumbo, he's pretty awesome to play too
Player: omg you are dumbo!!
Me:..so, I have giant ears ok
Player:Are you taken?
Me: Yeah
Player: by who?
Me: My Seagull Hat, didn't I tell you my seagull hat was taken?
Player: omg..
Player: i'm going, ur a (Beep!!)
Me: Bye!!

Lol, it was pretty fun lol.

I Get Coffee from random things and people and then my eyes get big and i run around like a maniac :)

I Get Coffee from random things and people and then my eyes get big and i run around like a maniac :)

Is this something you say in VMK?

yes it is, she goes crazy sometimes, lol

LOL it was a long time ago... This boy came up to me in town square....:

Boy:Ur hat
Me: wut about it?
Boy: No ur Hat
Me: wut's wrong with my hat?!?!
Boy: uh.. nvm, ur dumbo!
Me: oh so now ur calling me a flying elephant, gosh thx..
Boy: uh whatever..

Then he went on to another girl saying the same thing LOL.... It was funny

Oh yeah, this happened two weeks ago:

Player: Is your bird taken?
Me: Yep.
Player: plz i want it so bad
Me: You haven't even met it!
Player: but its on ur he add
Me: Oh!! You want me to trade it?
Player: yes!!
Me: Ok
Me: No its not for trade
Player: ur dumbo
Me: Yeah, I play the role of dumbo, he's pretty awesome to play too
Player: omg you are dumbo!!
Me:..so, I have giant ears ok
Player:Are you taken?
Me: Yeah
Player: by who?
Me: My Seagull Hat, didn't I tell you my seagull hat was taken?
Player: omg..
Player: i'm going, ur a (Beep!!)
Me: Bye!!

Lol, it was pretty fun lol.
LOL!!!

Is your middle name "confusion" by any chance?

LOL hilarious!

LOL!!!

Is your middle name "confusion" by any chance?

You think this is confusing? Lol, I didn't make it happen ;)

P.S. I'm always, ALWAYS looking for humor lol (look at my avatar)

Humor. Humor is good... :) lol

Oh and nice avatar. lol

lol funny that happen to me alot but i can't think of it.

VMK is teaching me bad things.... I can't say dumb irl without saying dumbo first LOL....

i was waiting in line for some game behind this guy

player: -takes off pants-
at this point i'm thinking woah this guy is weird, but then
player: -goes do do on boy behind me-
me: uh ok
player: boy behind me. you have something brown on your shoe
me: oh yeah?

then he left, or maybe the owner botted him. i don't know

VMK is teaching me bad things.... I can't say dumb irl without saying dumbo first LOL....


lol oh wow

i was waiting in line for some game behind this guy

player: -takes off pants-
at this point i'm thinking whoah this guy is weird, but then
player: -goes do do on boy behind me-
me: uh ok
player: boy behind me. you have something brown on your shoe
me: oh yeah?

then he left, or maybe the owner booted him. i don't know
Moral of this story, "There's the Smart, The Dumb, and The Dumbererer..."

Ok this Was in a photo of a dude doing Buried in Treasure on Discovery Island


cookies are on this but really really Really Really soft

LOL i dont get it

I found this in sig.

-waits in box wit brother on main street for mummy she will never come-

The dude meant of those yellow thing floating down. He says they soft bc the yellow stuff bends a little. Also, I found a girl doing the same thing exept in a pizza box.

lol oh wow

Yep. Sad isn't it?! ><

Omg I like the one where a little NEW WORN OR I NEED A DUH DUH AND A MUMMY I LIKE THE I AM A NEW WORN AND NEED A MUMMY OR DUH DUH A RICH ONE

Lol i love these stories.... i got one....kinda

OK
P.1: I hat Blue Cheese
P.2: Me Too
P.1: Yay i <3 Blue Cheese go go Go!!!
P.2: .. uh Yay Blue Cheese.
P.1: Why are you cheering for Blue cheese i though you hat Blue Cheese?!?!
P.2: >_<??
P.1: On Day hippos will rule you world but not mine, no mine has already been taken by Hippos.
P.2: 0_o what is the matter with you?
P.1: You want to know? You Really want to know?!
P.2: Yes!!
P.1: Ok here it goes..
P.1: ..
P.1: ..
P.1: Hi, i hat Blue Cheese do you??
P.2: Leaves
(and im in the corner rofl)

LOL that so funny!

I agree. That is hilarious!

lol i just got 1 but i think it is kinda inappropriate..

Oh yeah, my friend says(LOL she remembers) funnies and Princes (LOL I had to put it there ;)) I like saying Noses (LOL I like that word if it is one..)

Oh yeah, my friend says(LOL she remembers) funnies and Princes (LOL I had to put it there ;)) I like saying Noses (LOL I like that word if it is one..)

U just had to bring that up didn't u? rofl -_-

U just had to bring that up didn't u? rofl -_-

Yeah LOL...

>< EVIL, lol.....

on topic: I tried the way to avoid the taken thing posted earlier...... it worked LOL :)

>< EVIL, lol.....

on topic: I tried the way to avoid the taken thing posted earlier...... it worked LOL :)

Who me?

Thats just my plan..

This happened to me a while ago, with my friend..

Girl: Are you taken?
Me: Who, me?
Friend: He's not taken, his title is DarthChaosSky.
Girl: No, I mean are you taken with a girl?

At this point, we try to play it off.

Me: No, my title is DarthChaosSky, and i'm not hanging out with a girl.
Girl (Getting annoyed, walks towards my friend..): Are you taken?
Friend: My title is not taken.
Girl (Really mad): Gr! I hat you (Beep)!
Me and Friend: Omg!
Everyone in room: Omg!
The girl (Out of anger..) : Omg!
Me: Well, we're going to have to report you. What did you learn today?
Friend: Lol, come on let's go.

And we left.

LOL.... it works......

lol i have one
girl 1: are u taken?
boy:uh no
then other girl comes
girl 2: are u taken?
boy: uh
girl 1: i saw him first get ur own
girl 2: no he's mine he likes me better.
boy: uh girls
they completely ignore him
girl 1:no he's mine
this keep happening untill
girl 1: u know what shut the beep up!
girl 2: u shut it
girl 1: i'll beat u up!
me: wow lol
then he left and the girls left too. but that was funny when they fight like that. lol

11. I was playing hide and seek with duh duh and he delete me

lol that is funny

No offence to this person! This is a little funny thing that I saw in a trade room.. lol this shows how much people want to trade these days.. lol

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lol i have another funny thing. i did something really dumb.
see we were talking about our houses in vmk. for example my friend house is a tree. so i was like i live in a box. and i want a refund! so i said anybody want to buy it and my friend was like i would, so i trade her a box from ned shop lol it was funny. the other ppl were like ok..
i know i do dumb things on vmk lol

My friend was being odd and said how do i dance? bc she was trying to make people think she was newe and they were talking about her after she left the room it was funny ^^

Here are a couple funny signatures that people say.

Lol
i've seen so many i can't even think of them all.

once i was sitting in main street and some girl came up to this guy who was sitting on a bench there.
girl(1) - are you taken?
boy(2) - no, why?
1 - Because i like you
2 - why do you like me
1 - because you are cute.
me - that's a little shallow, don't you think.
2 - that what I was about to say
1 - well i like you because you are nice and you are funny
2 - You don't even know me
1 - yeah but i can tell
2 - ... ( he leaves )

hmm... this one is kind of weird


girl to boy: your cute
boy: thx
girl: you taken?
boy: yes
girl: is your girl hat like me?
boy: yes she is the most cute girl in the world
girl: well is she on?
boy: no
girl: well, what she doesn't know can't hurt her
boy: I guess your right
Me: ok, this is just weird:
girl comes over to me: your ugly -beep- who is all alone in the world and has an ugly -beep-
Me: -sings Oh.Meh Theme- Prepare to disapear any minute
Girl goes to boy: come on, lets leave this more on and go...


Well I report them, and the better have been banned
(oh btw, sings oh meh theme, I was singing the Omen theme)

Here is A a funny one that I saw in the street party music game.. It seems as if everything funny happens there :P I was just with my friend (who is a boy) in the music game so we could get more credits. Then this scary/funny happened..

Girl: (to my friend) Are You Taken?
Friend:No... and I dont want to be.
Girl: Do you like cheese?
Friend:I guess, I dont no.
Girl: I like cheese alot! - eats cheese -
Friend: OK, can I go party with my friend now?
Girl: OMG, your taken! I am breaking up with you!
Friend:But, we weren't together..
Girl:I am going to report you for something bad that you didn't do!
(staff walks into room)
Me: Uh, Red? Can you help him?
VMK_Red: OK Aceastrofrog, I will do what I can, and thank you for bringing this to my attention.
I think the girl was in utter shock. LOL I think she is getting banned!

lol that is funny minniemagic

i no i no, i am funny.. lol jk :) it was pretty ironic too.

My friend and I made our pet mice break dance on VMK once...

uhhhhh "diablo","ate","y" aren't in the VMK dictionary... :/
They used to be in the dictionary but for a short time.

LOL, you're totally right the funniest one was #11

My friend and I made our pet mice break dance on VMK once...


Good times.......good times....LOL

Well, for me.....I dress up as a crazy kinda really dumb cheerleader with 1 of my friends and just act so stupid, but I have fun all at once ^_^ lol

just found this one


A bay be had in her signature:

new worn bay be who is still scared of boys bc mummy was shot by on, but has new mummy

just found this one


A bay be had in her signature:

new worn bay be who is still scared of boys bc mummy was shot by on, but has new mummy
Yikes! She might get banned.

wow, (i'm looking for funny signatures on purpose) but this one is weird:

afraid of strangers and bunnies

Found another:

Little bay be who who is dead. Is a ghost

wow, a bay be ghost, thats not something you see every day, shame I can't find more right now, lol.

Found another:

Little bay be who who is dead. Is a ghost

Wow bay bes are more violent these days....

yeah, bay be's have been dying or almost dying like crazy

This boy comes into a friend's room and says:

I saw a genie in storybook land and he grants you tree wishes
There are genie everywhere
Can I have free stuff for telling you?

Another one comin' up:

Mummy eat me. I live inside her.

I was running around hugging random people and chasing them waiting for hugs.. and then i pretended that i had a five minutes memory and every time i picked them up from hugging them and fell... i'd say again.. "Hi i'm Sarahisme!!"

LOL! I pretend to do that, except I use the much more annoying 5 Second Memory. :D Here's an example of what I like to do to...I mean for people.

Friend: Follow
Me: Follow to where?
Friend: My room
Me: What about it?
Friend: Come to it
Me: Come to where??
Friend: My room..
Me: What about it?

This normally continues for about fifteen minutes... lol

Here are a couple funny signatures that people say.
lol, the first picture was my friends signature.

Another one comin' up:

Mummy eat me. I live inside her.


LOL!!!!!!!! that's absolutly hilarious!!!!!!! Did you hear someone say that, or make it up yourself?

Yeah, I saw a few people running 'round in circles practically.
"Me want to be you pet!"
"Can I try you bat magic? Plz?"
"I'd like a cheese meet head."

i finally got my drivers license! And dont worry i ran into every wall:)
that is sooooooooooo old.

i think those phrases are very mean to say

Found this one today....

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Found this one today....

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LOL That's funny! I usually hear on quests, You need tree ate though sand points or something like that.

i find signatures hilarious sometimes.. a lot of them don't make sense like this one
"i am a bay be, i have the greastest mummy, no walk talk"
uh for on she just talked.. two how come her grammer wasn't that bad until the end?
my friends signature:
"some people say i have A.D.D but i think.. hey look a chicken!"
once in my guest room:
"-curls around tiki-" yup someone hugged a tiki.. thats just not, NORMAL

A friend of mine likes to title herself:

Miss Home Style Fried Chicken Wing

lol!

Is it weird to say..what's shake in home skill ye?
Lol its my own talk thingy ;) lol

Ok once this girl said she'd trade me inferno, so I offered.. She told me she accepted my offer, so I asked her to put in the inferno, but then she said
"oh no i have to go my mummy hit me"

Oh yeah, this happened two weeks ago:

Player: Is your bird taken?
Me: Yep.
Player: plz i want it so bad
Me: You haven't even met it!
Player: but its on ur he add
Me: Oh!! You want me to trade it?
Player: yes!!
Me: Ok
Me: No its not for trade
Player: ur dumbo
Me: Yeah, I play the role of dumbo, he's pretty awesome to play too
Player: omg you are dumbo!!
Me:..so, I have giant ears ok
Player:Are you taken?
Me: Yeah
Player: by who?
Me: My Seagull Hat, didn't I tell you my seagull hat was taken?
Player: omg..
Player: i'm going, ur a (Beep!!)
Me: Bye!!

Lol, it was pretty fun lol.
OMG ROFL.
LOL i <3 that!!!! Its so funy!

The person said in there signiture: hows it going, i like to destroy things

Well i was lookin' on my friend list and found this signature its pretty random. lol


On day, someone gave me a potato chip and i said, Oh no u didn't! yea..


LOL i rofl when i saw that lol

Ok once this girl said she'd trade me inferno, so I offered.. She told me she accepted my offer, so I asked her to put in the inferno, but then she said
"oh no i have to go my mummy hit me"

Wow, she was trying to trick you i bet, It's dumb how ppl try to trick ppl

someone just said their seagull hat has a brain the size of an egg plant

This says it all....

LOL hmm..... thats funny lol

This says it all....

( drinks soda ) I dont get it..

lol im with bluereap

but i found another funny signature


I got dc and my boi broke up with me!!

LOL shows how much ppl care about there "girl friend/boyfriends" in VMK lol

This says it all....

LLLLOOOOOOLLLLL that so funny :woohoo:

( drinks soda ) I dont get it..

lolz... she was taking screen shots to draw on everyone's face, I guess she must have been bored or something... regardless, she repeated that phrase about five times before she left the room.

I'll be back on my investigation to find more phrases as soon as I get on...

Today some at Main Street was like running around saying VMK plz Ban me!! its was sorta stupid and weird..why would u want VMK to ban u..?

OMG this just happened, I was in the Emporium and somebody said Come Close to me and You get Eat

That's kinda funny..

Today some at Main Street was like running around saying VMK plz Ban me!! its was sorta stupid and weird..why would u want VMK to ban u..?
Lol

Odds are it was someone on another persons account, trying to ban that person. ;)

Either that, or the person is just plain dumb. lol

i love acting and doing weird stuff in vmk and real life i am so random but i think its funny!



TODAY"S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

http://img105.**************/img105/4030/lol4wf.jpg
Well I thought it was funny.
~Chaelle
PS. Happy B-day!

Thanks A Bunch Chaelle! :)

listen to this, im about new on vmk and this girl comes up and asks:
Girl: u taken?
Me:no
Girl:want to be mine?
Me:no
Girl:Why?!
Me:..no
Girl: (angry) your going to be my boy or else!
Me:no
Me:no
Me:no
Girl:- kicks -
Me:kicks no.
And she leaves. and the thing is, i had only learned to type no, hello, and, yes, and then i learned kick on VMK LOL

This is a conversation with me and my friends' friend in VMK.

Me: Hello. I love your outfit. It's cute.
Girl: Thanks. I like yours too.
Me: Thank you very much.
Girl: Hey! That wasn't nice! Im reporting you!
Me: why?
Girl: because you like my outfit.

wow, a bay be ghost, thats not something you see every day, shame I can't find more right now, lol.
I love the, "i am a bay be vampire! be aware of me roar!" lol..

today i was at a day care, and here what bay be girls said

Girl 1: I have to go we we!
Girl 2: go in the water!
Girl 1: ok
Girl 1 walks over to water cooler
Girl 2: awesome!

LOL!

i love acting and doing weird stuff in vmk and real life i am so random but i think its funny!



TODAY"S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!


Well happy b-day!

today i was at a day care, and here what bay be girls said

Girl 1: I have to go we we!
Girl 2: go in the water!
Girl 1: ok
Girl 1 walks over to water cooler
Girl 2: awesome!

LOL!


eww thats kinda gross!

this one I just got today And yesterday is absolutely crazy.

This bay be enters the fireworks lobby and cries, right. Well then she comes up to me and says -makes big eyes at futuremartymcfly so he feel bad and be my duh duh -

Well, I just say "ok.." and walk away, but then she presses, going "Mummy left me in a shoe box on main street with scary people who put me in a ocean and I sail away to VMK" " I have no food and am poor, might be dead if you don't help"

Then I just say nothing and start ROFL as she continues

"plz plz Plz your my only hope, i have weak arms""plays with soft toes and makes big eyes" "your my only hope" "your rich, I need a rich duh duh who can feed me good food"

then my game starts, but this happened Again today! this time at pirates lobby, but the weird thing is she acted with the exact same script as before.

oh I forgot her signature: Me poor new worn bay be almost dead in a shoe box
dude i saw that happen to you @_@

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Those are funny XDD

Ok so I was really board on VMK so I went to a cafe and sat their. I was watching a boy and a girl who were "taken" by each other (ugh)

Boy: Can me and my bay be get something to drink. My bay be is to warm.
Waiter: uh sure. - get's water -
Girl: I want chocolete cake bay be
Boy: What ever you want you get bay be. wait tear?
Waiter: Yes ?
Boy: Get my bay be some chocolete cake
waiter: Here you go girl.
Girl: Omg it is posion.
Boy; What did you do, wait tear!
Girl: I think I think - faints -
Boy: You wait here bay be I will get a docter ( p.S I am ROFL right now)
Docter: Which on is she?
Boy: Her
Docter: - checks heart - She has a bad heart
Boy: NO!
Docter: She is better now i fix her
Boy: Ok good
Girl: I hat you! I will not ever talk to you again more on!
Docter: Please pay me
Boy: wat!
Docter: i want magic now or I report
Boy: I have a broke heart i can not pay you
__________________________________________________ ______________

I am laughing so hard here. All I can say is omg. I did not hear any more because owner boot them for making a big deal of nothing. Just too funny. :uglyhamme :easterchild:

Wow, omg that is such a hilarious scam, you should put that in funny ways people try to scam

What i said?

yeah, what you said, lol

this baby had her signature saying: me bay.be very brave! heart imaginary friends cheese

someone said in vmk how do i talk and thay were talking

I am a turkey!


It's scary... someone said that

Ok so I was really board on VMK so I went to a cafe and sat their. I was watching a boy and a girl who were "taken" by each other (ugh)

Boy: Can me and my bay be get something to drink. My bay be is to warm.
Waiter: uh sure. - get's water -
Girl: I want chocolete cake bay be
Boy: What ever you want you get bay be. wait tear?
Waiter: Yes ?
Boy: Get my bay be some chocolete cake
waiter: Here you go girl.
Girl: Omg it is posion.
Boy; What did you do, wait tear!
Girl: I think I think - faints -
Boy: You wait here bay be I will get a docter ( p.S I am ROFL right now)
Docter: Which on is she?
Boy: Her
Docter: - checks heart - She has a bad heart
Boy: NO!
Docter: She is better now i fix her
Boy: Ok good
Girl: I hat you! I will not ever talk to you again more on!
Docter: Please pay me
Boy: wat!
Docter: i want magic now or I report
Boy: I have a broke heart i can not pay you
__________________________________________________ ______________

I am laughing so hard here. All I can say is omg. I did not hear any more because owner boot them for making a big deal of nothing. Just too funny. :uglyhamme :easterchild:


Wow... that's sad......

Well, I was in this trade room looking for a princess hat when a guest came in.

Guest: Omg! I just got flying carpet and inferno and will give to first person who says i
Some other Dude (SOD): i!!
Guest: You win now how do i give?
SOD: accept my trade request first.
Guest: ok how
SOD: Press ok
Guest: where is ok?
SOD: at the trade request I sent you
Guest: how do I press?
SOD: use your mouse and click it
Guest: A mouse! I hate mouses! gross, im leaving

Funny thing is.. I cant believe that guy fell for it. I was cracking up when she left and how the other guy was trying to make her stay. He was like wait wait! not those mouses the computer mouses! please wait!!

Well, I was in this trade room looking for a princess hat when a guest came in.

Guest: Omg! I just got flying carpet and inferno and will give to first person who says i
Some other Dude (SOD): i!!
Guest: You win now how do i give?
SOD: accept my trade request first.
Guest: ok how
SOD: Press ok
Guest: where is ok?
SOD: at the trade request I sent you
Guest: how do I press?
SOD: use your mouse and click it
Guest: A mouse! I hate mouses! gross, im leaving

Funny thing is.. I cant believe that guy fell for it. I was cracking up when she left and how the other guy was trying to make her stay. He was like wait wait! not those mouses the computer mouses! please wait!!






LOL so funny!! :lachen70:

player: - comes into pirate prison - me bay be, mummy put me in box and throw me here.
Me: ..
player: will you be my duh duh?
Me: nope
player: please!
Me: - puts bay be back in box and throws out door -

it was so funny.

Here is ANOTHER funny thing that happened in my room.

Player: - walks into my room- - screams - ah!!
Me: ok..
Player: I am a bay be and my mummy hurt me with a box!
Me: How can she hurt you with a box? (I was stalling lol)
Player: She hit me with it!
Me: ok..
Player: Will you be my mummy? I am in a box and is a bay be
Me: Wow..
Player: I have the red stuff coming out of me
Me: Well, don't get it on my rug! - boots -

It was sooooo funny my friend was "trapped" in a teleporter and wasn't see-able. she saw the whole thing was rotfl rotfl after i boot her!

Lol this just happen about 30 seconds ago

Bay be on main street: Someone be me mummy plz
Girl:No
Bay be: You all sock!
boy:Mental cheese!

some people on vmk can be so immature

The only great thing about taken and bay be stuff is the jokes we make and the funny stuff we post about it :D

my friends favorite words '' im the most wanted monster truck We woo We woo we woo we woo see the caps are on to me ''

The most stupid thing i probably said was when ppl could say sazaam (aka beta). i would yell sazaam at random ppl and they would get angry.

I like the ones..
"I was playing hide and seek with duh duh and he delete me" LOL
and
"What is a mickey" rofl

boy: are you taken
her: gross
boy: what do i have a boogie?
her: ( feels ill and throws up )
boy: dont worry bay be, we'll go to a doctor
her: Gross! Dont call me bay be! I dont do taken stuff
boy: that's it were through
her: We were never together
boy: I demand half your stuff as a de voice ( divorce )
her: ( ignores him, and thinks he's crazy )
another person: he's keep on saying dont go bay be, i miss you


LOL

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http://img515.**************/img515/3527/youarecute49uu.jpg
http://img515.**************/img515/3715/youarecute52wx.jpg
http://img515.**************/img515/7313/youarecute69fy.jpg
~Chaelle

http://img140.**************/img140/8182/youarecute19zi.jpg
http://img140.**************/img140/6472/youarecute21qn.jpg
http://img515.**************/img515/6079/youarecute34yx.jpg
http://img515.**************/img515/3527/youarecute49uu.jpg
http://img515.**************/img515/3715/youarecute52wx.jpg
http://img515.**************/img515/7313/youarecute69fy.jpg
~Chaelle
LOL rofl...that must have hurt him LOL

Well he asked for it! Well not really, but he kept asking me!
~Chaelle

LOL rotfl, these are some pretty funny things... some peopel think this is strange - i have turned into the ~Frog Freak~ and have dressed up like you see in my avatar. then i got around yelling "rob it" (ribbit), and then - hop - and jump around with my teleportation LOL.

Well he asked for it! Well not really, but he kept asking me!
~Chaelle
Lol yea... ppl who keep asking about the taken thing are annoying, but its so funny! lol

http://img105.**************/img105/4030/lol4wf.jpg
Well I thought it was funny.
~Chaelle
PS. Happy B-day!

LOL! You should've asked: Which one do you want more?

this is what happend on frydays baseball movie quest the question was what did someone and someone invent something blablabla right the answer was super sports dog and some boy says cheese, maybe not funny :(

huh if you think those are funny keep reading

yesterday me and a friend in rl gott on my account and we went around saying:

us:OMG guess what?
them:wat?
us:you just got cheesed!!

and then we went to another place and we were like

us:Special News Report
them:oh what?
us: Dont eat yellow snow its bad for you i know ive tried its not lemon!!
guestblahblah:tyvm
guestblahblah: tyvm Ahar

can you believe she thanked us?!?!:CastMem:

Wow... that first post is extremly ridiculouse =)

this is for real thses are not my friends acting and this is not my room this is a random room with random people inside enjoy :)

LOL! You should've asked: Which one do you want more?
Lol! Yeah well.... bat magic because mummies scare me.
~Chaelle

I was in the haunted mansion lobby and girls in there were fighting over who Zac Efron was owned by.. thankfully a community leader stopped them

this is for real thses are not my friends acting and this is not my room this is a random room with random people inside enjoy :)
I don't get it...
~Chaelle

hmm i don't get what you said either sahini

Ok i was in the sci-fi-dine- in
and this girl goes up to a boy and says

Girl: your really cute
Me: im cuter
Me: - walks away-
Girl:- comes up to me-
Girl: Stop showing off
Me: who me?
Me: I didnt know i was showing off..
Girl: yea you are
Me: oh like what? saying im cuter?
Me: Oh yea with all my rare looks, dude everyone looks the same i was joking
Girl: go away
Me: LOL and your gonna make me how?
Girl: Leave or ill take your stuff
Me: Girl, u cant take anything
Girl: just wait im gonna hit you
Me: Oh yea your gonna virtually hit me, how affective
Girl: talk to the hand
Me: I would if u could put it up
Girl: i can i just dont want to!
- a boy walks up to me during all of this -
Boy: (says me to) shake that bottum!
Me: Excuse me?
Boy: wat ever ugly
- and then they contiued to call me ugly and stuff, lol.
Girl: Im leaving!
Me: Ok bye
Girl: - just stands there -
Girl: why dont u leave!!!
Me: Bc i dont want to...

Then after a while well she sat in a car and i kept dancing, she came up and said sorry lol.

I have two.

1. On of my friends if takion by the cutest molecule in vmk and hid name is MarkTheMoose

2. Some guy: Trading magic shirt that will give you anything you want!
(Me and him go into trade)
VMK Administrator: SmileGirl offers light blue rocket
Some Guy: Oh cool
(Some guy puts up a white vmk t-shirt)
Then I stopped trading
Some guy: Hey! I was trading with you!
SmileGirl: That shirt isn't magic

Then I left

P.S. The guy's name isn't really "Some Guy", I just forgot what is was.

ROTFL all of these are so funny I think I'm gunna throw up laughing!
I once on VMK just started going round Vmk going:
Me: ok ok okay okay oK oK OK OK Okay Okay!!

And then once, i wanted to say moo and it wouldn't let me so this is wat happend:

Me: Cow!
LuckyMagicCharm: :O Well thank you very much!
Me: Omg! I didn't mean you! I mean.. i wanted to say the sound a cow makes.

And also,I made a forest thing and put parrot palm trees in a circle. I put a teleporter from the front of the room and another one in the middle of the trees. I made my friends GalaxyGalaxyGal ( my cousin irl) and LuckyMagicCharm go through the teleporter at the front of the room.Then i took them both away when they were in the middle of the trees.It went like this:
Me:Muahahaha! You're stuck there forever, I'll take over the world!
Galaxy: Haha! * leaves room and then comes back in*
Charm: Save me!!
Galaxy: CuteHayley, put that teleporter back in there , now!!
Me: Never!
galaxy: Do it!
Me: Okay :) * i do it and then trap galaxy in crates *
Me:Haha! More of the adventures of charm,galaxy and cute later!

hehe!
Hayley
x

i Yell out random things like ' i Like cheese! ' Or ' Potatos will rule the world ' Its All good,

Once i was with my friends in burger king and this person i knew ( but wasnt my favorite ) Came in he went up to my counter and i was like ' puts up closed sign ' And when ever sombody says ' im poor give me something ' i say work for yourself and play games :Do

one time a person said that they were trading stitch hat for bird hat and i went into trade this is what happend

Me: -puts bird hat in trade-
girl: give me stuff i am poor
Me: u said u would give me stitch hat for bird
girl: yea so
girl: i am poor and i want stuff
Me: and why will i give u free stuff
girl: bc i want it
Me: that is not a very good awnser
girl: give me all ur stuff or i will shoot u in the face
Me: so have u been to the crazy house latley
girl: shut up ugly and give me ur stuff or i will hurt both of us
Me: ok now u are scaring me
girl: shut up u beach (and that as in the bad word and i hope this does not afand anyone bc i am just saying what the person said
Girl: u are so a horeses rear end
Me: -i left trade and when i was staying in room she said beach at me a lot then said sorry and another person was on my file when i was in the rest rooms-

ok this is what happened in a trade room..

p1(baby) : mummy i need a song sing to me
p2(mother) : - sings lol i bye to baby -
p1: thx mummy now me go to sleep
p2 : me <3 you bay be
p1:Me no bay be i kid!

graywolf - Me too, snow rocks! She changed it though.

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Some Salsa Dancers eat Salsa - lol! It used to be in there, they took out the word Salsa :(

OK I was showing my friend VMK and we were talking in messenger

In VMK she said "What is all this" I told her "Read the pictures on the wall"
Then in messenger she goes but I can't read Japanese LOL I was litterally: :lachen70:

OK I was showing my friend VMK and we were talking in messenger

In VMK she said "What is all this" I told her "Read the pictures on the wall"
Then in messenger she goes but I can't read Japanese LOL I was litterally: :lachen70:

lol, At first I didn't know what i picture was..
But Now I do >_< CLick the Yellow Thing :D

Its been like millions of years since i last posted.

here is a possible one

In my Saberdog Teleport Baseball (come visit sometime)
Saberdog: I got rhythm, I got music,
Saberdog: I got my girl..
A girl: Are you taken?
Saberdog: Yes, why do you think i am singing that song?
Same girl: can I be your new Boy friend? mine socks
Saberdog: no then ********* will be disappointed
Same girl: - cries -
Sabertdog: (Boots the girl)

This did not really happen, but it could! :laugh8:

Girl: "So we're together?"
Boy: "Yes"
Girl: "Ok. I like dancing."
Boy: "Me too. And also making out with my other girl."
Girl: "What? We are so through. Bye!"
Boy: "Ok. Bye."

I'd have made popcorn if the conversation had lasted longer.

Oh me got 1

I was in them emporium:

Girl 1- Your Dumbo bird hat is ugly!
girl 2- not as ugly as your face
Girl 1- Your Mummy
Girl 2- Your Duh duh!
Girl 1- You Loner!!
Girl 2- you Beach you can go to Beep...
Girl 1- Your such a beach

After that i dc LOL

lol i dont really think any of them are funny

why u lol then?

what is crazy is when you are "taken" the girls ask all sorts of questions (and maybe the boys too) like "can I live with you?" and "how many kids you want?" and stuff like that, its hilarious!

I know taken is stupid, but i just play along

From signatures:


If I'm not here, I'm cooking fish.



I have ive star dc magic. Not trading

b.u.m.p... added an image above ▲▲▲▲▲

"Shake what your mummy gave you!"
is my favorite dance line

The other day I went to a room called "Public Action" thinking my CL friend was about to get herself banned for doing a protest. LOL I was rof when I found out what it really was

person: do you have a rich boy?
person2:yea follow me person: were is he??
person2: he is right there goes up to boy and hugs -
Boy: get off me girl
person2: sweet heart dont be fun
Boy: I do not know you
person2: sweet heart why are you not ### the hat I gave you
Boy: gets mad and said you beep
owner: says you heart bird ppl take it out of my room and boots them
person: was lol lol like crazy

11. I was playing hide and seek with duh duh and he delete me

LOL idk why but that cracks me up.

LOL so I was really bored and went to the sci-fi drive in this is what they said
1st one

Boy goes up to girl
Boy:Please like me!

2nd one

Boy:You're really cute
Girl#1:Ty
Girl#2:Hey I look just like her!

lol:lachen70:

Girl: Are you taken? Are you taken?
Me: No sorry, I'm not into the taken thing.
Girl: Aww plz, don't you like girls?
Me: Yes irl, friends only online
Girl: Plz Plz Plz
Me: Yeti is looking for a girl
Girl: Really? Who is Yeti?
Me: Yes, go visit him at the Matterhorn in Fantasyland
Girl: Ok ty! :)

She leaves.

LOL
Dude that's mean, you should of said Capt.Blackheart. LOL!!!!

oh did i put that? ROFLROFLROFL!!!
Funny things people say on the VMKF...
~Chæ

ooh my turn i did this tho it is my signature in vmk and i will tell what it says.

i finally got my drivers license! And dont worry i ran into every wall:)

ROFL!!! That is hilarious!

ooh my turn i did this tho it is my signature in vmk and i will tell what it says.

i finally got my drivers license! And dont worry i ran into every wall:)
ROFL! ♥♪ that is hilarious!

just found this one


A bay be had in her signature:

new worn bay be who is still scared of boys bc mummy was shot by on, but has new mummy



I seen her! She was crazy too! She was all hugging me..

I was in main street when this girl yelled

"I've so long wanted to see you!"

I was thinking she was talking about a boy but then she said

"-hugs pole-" 0_o LOL

I was in main street when this girl yelled

"I've so long wanted to see you!"

I was thinking she was talking about a boy but then she said

"-hugs pole-" 0_o LOL


LOL That sounds like me. Except I hugged a lampost... and he attacked me, and everyday I visit Sir Square in the Central Plaza and we have loads of fun! <3

"-hugs pole-" 0_o LOL

Pole or poll are not in the dictionary :/

well i saw a person run across a romm and say there after my lucky charms lol

i like to go to castle forecourt and act like i am talking to walt and mickey and pretend they answer then i get mad at mickey and say he is mean and he calls me mean so yeah we have loads of fun just chating away and making people feel akward ;)

oh yeah and i was in my cafe and there was a "taken" couple or whatever there this is what they said:
Girl: i <3 you
Boy: i<3 you to
Boy: want to go get a bay be?
Me: sir please do not use bad language
Boy: I just want a bay be
Me: -runs away and sits-
Girl: come on lets go get a bay be

also everything in this is so hilarious

ok so i am really bored so i am in town square (north east east) and i am hugging the trash can look for crazy me!

HUG A TRASH CAN SAVE A TREE!!!!

Oh and...
http://img81.**************/img81/9603/hahahahpoorgirl9oj.jpg
Haha poor girl!

And another one....
http://img151.**************/img151/6630/lolnohead3af.jpg
~Chæ

i usually run around vmk acting like a pirate and calling myself scurvy cookie. im in a dive suit talking myself what next?


hey a cookie!

in trade box....

scammer:hey
Me:hey
scammpo:give me free or ill trun into a giraffe in real!!
Me: (sarcasticly) oh okay ill give you my bird hat!!
scamumpa: ok hurry my he.add is long!!Ah
me -exit trade-
back in trade...
Her:did you get it bc im eating glass right now!!
Me:yea i got it
her:let me see!!
me:exits trade and reports-


then i hear her scream i band! while a few seconds b4 she got banned

I like saying, Silly Rabbit, Trades are for funny!

One time I went to frontierland and acted like I was sheriff and I actually had a good size audiance watching me act silly some of them even played along. I have to say you meet the best people when you act silly. I will have to do that again sometime soon...

one time i was in this room and a girl said "I mean seriously who is life, Why does he throw lemons at us, is he mad or something?" It was sooooo funny

Omg there was this I time i was in a Baby day care:


Baybe1: Hi hi me like to eat
Baybe2: hi hi you be my sister ok!
Baybe1: No your too ugly - looks at out fit -
Owner comes alond
Baybe1: i look like you dumbo
Baybe3: you both are so mean - cries - goes we we on baybe 1
Baybe1: yay i like yellow!