There are many disney parks and many more rides with fun quotes! plz post some quotes u memorized here is an example from the Haunted Mansion..

Quote: Haunted Mansion:
:poison: Welcome foolish mortals too the Haunted Mansion..
I am your host..your ghost host!..Is this haunted room actually stretching? or is it just your imagination hmmhmmhmm.. This chamber has no windows and no doors.. Which offers you this chilling challenge..TO FIND A WAY OUT!!! But then there is always my way MUAHAHA! :poison:
Do you have some fun quotes..? post them here!! :wave2:
Dani,

"Capcom, prepare for flight, we're go for launch." Capcom, played by Gary Sinise. in Mission: Space

"Please move to the DEAD center of the room" - HM

"Steve, have you seen my black les paul?" - Joe Perry in the Rock N' Roller Coaster Preshow

"5...4...3...2....1..!" - Steven Tyler before launch in RnR

And last but not least...

"Por Favor Mantangense Alejado De Las Puertas!"

"Dead men tells no tales" Pirates Of The Carribiean.
"Because You've Just Entered The Twilight Zone" Tower Of Terror.
"Please Stay Seated While The Bugs Exit" Tree Of Life.

ladies and gentlemen welcome to disneys magic kingdom monorail! and then enjoy your stay at magic kingdom

"Por Favor Mantangense Alejado De Las Puertas!"

I will say, by the end of a WDW Vacation, after riding the Monorail everyday, you can pretty much do this right along with it.

" Swipe your colors ya bloomin cacaroaches!We'll se ya to Davey Jones'!" Captain Blackheart in DL

"hurry back, hurry back...don't forget to bring your death certificate!" ~ HM

wow some fabulous quotes keep up the good work!!

" Zip a dee do da Zip a deeay, Brair Fox and Brair bear are gonna get it today!" ~ Splash Mountain

" This is the Wildest Ride in the Wilderness!" ~ Big thunder mountain.

" I LOVE DISCO!" ~ Jungle cruise( might have been taken out for the 50th Celebration.)

"There's a great big Beautiful Tomorrow" ~ Innoventions

From Haunted Mansion Holiday at Disneyland Park:

Now hurry along.
As they say, "Look alive"
This is one holiday you will want to survive

Jack Skellington came here from Halloweentown
You'll notice his handiwork scattered around

This year he's decided to play Sandy Claws
But when Halloween creates Christmas, you might see a few flaws

u guys are to good and piratemarion I think its "this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness!" great job though! ;)

Please Brer Fox! Let me Go!!!(splash mountain)

Heffalumps and Woozles......THEY STEAL HONEY!!!! Beware......BEWARE.......................(winnie the pooh )

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!! (XD)(small world )

You are Open for Launch, in T- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Clear Fpr Take Off.................(space mountain)

Yoho Yoho A Pirates Life For Me! ( Pirates of The Carribean )

"You know what EPCOT stands for? Every Person Comes Out Tired." -Random Disney Bus Driver

"You're not going to make it, you're not going to make it!!!" -Seeker, from Dinosaur

"Yeah, I'm going to need a limo... Make it a Stretch - 1, 2, 3 - Uh!... In fact make it a Super-Stretched." -Girl from Rockin' Roller Coaster

"You can do whatever you want, Brer Fox, but PLEASE don't throw me in that Briar Patch!" -Brer Rabbit from Splash Mountain

I'll eventually think of more... ^_^

" Tourist, why did it have to be tourist!?"
" Snakes, you're on your own"
"Next time, you're on your own" ~ indiana jones


I got some funny one I heard yesterday when I went to DLR.

" In there in that temple is indiana jones looking for some more jewels.if only he was looking for me" Jungle cruise Guide lady

and here is a funny little thing that happend at tiki room once.

Jose: (yawn) Buenos deas senyorita ( good day miss)
Guy cast member: Hey i'm no Girl!

"All Junior Recruits to the Level 4 Holding Bay Area!" -Pleakly from Stitch's Great Escape

I still can think of more... Tomorrow. LOL.

"You know what EPCOT stands for? Every Person Comes Out Tired." -Random Disney Bus DriverThat's a good one lol

lol these are fantastic I have 1 from splash mountain :quote: so yea lookin for a laughin place aye?

Please keep your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the Tram at all times,no lap sitting, except for small children and driver we are all clear

lol it becomes familary after the 100th time

"Better be movin' along..."-Splash Mtn.
"Get them Outta there!!"-Dinosaur
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please wait until the ride stops completely, then collect your belongings and watch your head and step. Once again, thank you for riding and have a magical day!"-The end of any Disney Thrill Ride

I love the music they play in the last one...:)

"Next time, you wear blindfolds" DLR Indiana Jones

"And here in tomorrowland.. Or ME land as i like to call it..." Innoventions

"You're looking for your laughing place huh? We'll show you our laughing place!" Splash Mountain

"Hi i am your flight navigator Rex, it looks like we're going to have a smooth flight to endor so i'll lower the shield" Star Tours

"Star Tours what are u doing? this is a combat zone it's restricted. Ease off on your main thrusters" Star Tours

"I have a very bad feeling about this!!" Star Tours

"Your destination, unknown.. but this much is clear. A reservation has been made in your name for an extended stay"

"Wave goodbye to the real world.. -Lightning Effects- for you have just entered the twilight zone"

"The next time you check into a deserted hotel on the dark side of Hollywood make sure though just what kind of vaccancy you're filling" All three from HTH DLR

Hi TheMoth! Hi Everyone! how many total rides did disney made? just wondering lol

LOL well disney has made thousands of rides and is still making more so there isn't really an exact..

"Remain Seated Please. Permena Sen Sentago Por Favor." - End of Matterhorn
" Be sure to hang onto them hats and glasses, 'cause this here's the Wildest Ride in the Wilderness!!" - Thunder Mountain
" It seems our tea party has come to an end. " - Alice from the Tea Cups
" Disneylands Main Street Electrical Parade! " - Electrical Parade
" In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. All the birds sing words and the flowers croon in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. " - Tiki Room
" The Guards have been angry for all the centuries! " - Indiana Jones
" Rats, Spiders, Tail of a rat! Cal in the Spirits wherever they're at! " - Madame Leota from Haunted Mansion
" Dead Men Tel No Tales..." - Pirates of the Carribean.

Ill think of more later.

Wow these are cool..i have never been to WDW or DL..But those places sound awesome!!

from Jungle Cruise:

"Remember to keep your hands and arms inside the boat as we approach the dock because we don't want you to hurt our dock" <or a variation of that>

"Aww, look at those lions watching over that sleeping zebra"

"Now, GET OUT!
Oh, I'm sorry, i forgot my manners.
Please, ..... GET OUT!"

"Hi, I'm Dorothy-I'm Dinah-(gruff voice) and I'm Max. Uhh, Debbie was sick so the union sent me"-MuppetVision 3D

"...We're bringing you coverage live from the Aerosmith concert...and whoa! Look at Steven Tyler's hat!"-Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring: Aerosmith

"How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'? How do you do? Say it when you're greetin'. How do you do? And everyone's repeatin': pretty good, sure as you're born..."-Splash Mountain

"I thought I'd help Miss Piggy with her musical number!"-MuppetVision 3D

"Put up 2, 5, and 7. 7? Yeah, 7."-Test Track

"No hats, glasses, and of course-these little beauties..."-Soarin'

"IT LOOKS LIKE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW!"-ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter

LOL, I had fun remembering all of those. Ahh the memories. I haven't been to Disney is a whole week...lol -sigh-

~FO

Oh there are so many, I <3 this thread!

"Where do you think you are?! DISNEYWORLD?!" -Cranium Command (R.I.P. :()

"And now in just 15 minutes, EPCOT will proudly present: Illuminations-Reflections of Earth!" -EPCOT Fireworks

"I'm about to bounce right out of this ride!" -Tigger

"It's called a salute to all nations but mostly America." -Sam Eagle, Muppetvision 3D

"Stupid Judy. Stupid Energy." -Ellen from Universe of Energy

"The most magical place on Earth, is here!" -Main Street Performers at pre-opening show

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puetas" Classic. (yes I know it's been said but I couldn't resist :Embar:)

Paging MR.Morrow, Mr. Tomorrow !
:CastMem:

Paging MR.Morrow, Mr. Tomorrow !

Your party from Saturn is here-please give them a ring! :D

You wanted a laughing place?? I'll give you a laughing place!!~Splash Mountain

"Did you remeber to turn off those robots... Oops"- Test track
" I need a stretch uh.. Make that a super stretch" - RRC
"Roar!" -EE Yeti Wooo

ty for saying u <3 my thread..lol I thought it would be fun to read some quotes from rides..(even tho I know most of them lol) keep on posting!

I know one.

"Please exit the boat on the right. If you dont we will stick you on its a small world" Guy On Jungle Cruise

"There goes Suzanne Summers, pulled by a blender fish..."
-Timekeeper
"When in the english countryside, you must stop and say hello to some guy named Trevor. Hello Trevor! Take care!"
-Timekeeper
"Now we invite you to take the first few steps into that future...we welcome you to The Living Seas.....we welcome you to Seabase Alpha."
-Living Seas preshow
"It's go time!"
-Capcom, Mission: SPACE.
"One stormy night long ago, five people steped through the door of an elevator, and into a nightmare. That door is opening once again, but this time...it's opening for you."
-Rod Serling, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
"Tomorrow's horizons are here...today!"
-Horizons
'If you can dream it, you really can do it. and that's the most exciting part!"
-Horizons

Remain Seated Please Permen Sentados, Por Favor (the most famous quote of all ;)

Remain Seated Please Permen Sentados, Por Favor (the most famous quote of all ;)
-Jack Wagner: Matterhorn Bobsleds - Fantasyland side

Remain seated with your seatbelt fastened; Permanecer sentados por favor
-Jack Wagner: Matterhorn Bobsleds - Tomorrowland side

"The big apple... City of one million dreams and one parking space."
-Nine Eyes: Time Keeper

"Ok as we come up to the docks, please watch your head and step. If you miss the step and bump your head, please watch your language after all this is a family theme park."- jungle cruise skipper

this one makes me laugh everytime! ROFL

Senima perpadors por pavoro ~Matterhorn

I have no more, all the tohers are taken.

serve me up some tacos, por favor- matterhorn

lol awesome stuff here!!

Your party from Saturn is here-please give them a ring! :D

hey yeah thx LOL
:CastMem:

''Paging Mr.Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow your party a saturn has arrived please give them the ring''
-Funstitch

lol i like the toon! - dances-

"It's a Great Big beautiful Tommorow shining at the end of every day!"
- Tinklover

lol inoventions is a popular 1

"welcome abord, for your children's saftey, please sit them toward the inside. for your saftey, please do not try to stand or try to extit the tram whale the it's in motion. If you lose something from the tram, please wait till our next stop, then notify the operator. Thank You." -WDW courtisy Parking lot transportation Tram.

"What are you going to do next???... I'm going to DISNEY WORLD!!!"

-Disney Theme park Marketing Ad

"Star Light, Star Bright... The first star I see Tonight... I wish I may, I wish I might... Have the wish, I wish tonight... Make a wish, and do as dreamers do... Then all our wishes... Will... Come... True..."

-"Wishes" Fireworks display at Magic Kingdom park

"Star Light, Star Bright... The first star I see Tonight... I wish I may, I wish I might... Have the wish, I wish tonight... Make a wish, and do as dreamers do... Then all our wishes... Will... Come... True..."

-"Wishes" Fireworks display at Magic Kingdom park
-"Wishes" Fireworks display at Disneyland Paris park
-"Remember Dreams Come True" Fireworks display at Disneyland park

Good evening, and welcome. We've gathered here tonight around the fire as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us... to share the light... and to share a story. An amazing story as old as time itself, but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one. I hope you enjoy our story tonight: Reflections of Earth.(Blows out lights)
-"Illuminations: Reflections of Earth" Epcot [Center]

I dont Know if anyone has posted this but...

"We have 999 happy haunts in our mansion. Of course, there's always room for 1 more!" HM

"So ya looking for a laughin' place, eh? We'll show you ya laughin' place." Splash Moutain

"Congratulations you won! Guess what you win? You get reach inside and grab ANYTHING you want!" Push the Talking Trashcan

Fantasmic at DL:
"Imagination, Dream a Fantastic Dream ,Use Your Imagination."

*said by Mickey*
"-laughs- You think your so powerfull? Well this is MY dream!"

The Tiki Room
"And now we are gonna make you all disapear. Everbody stand up, and now head out the door."

On The Jungle Cruise at DL:
*as your boat floats past a stack of skulls*
"And on your right we have an example of local Arts and Krafts. . . Thats Art on the top."

*while passing the rhino scene with the guys climbing the pole*
"Wow, would you look at that. . . that's amazing . . . I've never seen anything like that before. . . Folks look at that. . . there must be a million rocks on that beach"

*when arriving back at the dock*
"I'd like to thank you for visiting the world famous Jungle Cruise, if you had a good time today, then my name is TheCoasterNut, and if you didn't then my name was (Insert name of another castmember here)"

If someone doesn't mind I would like to use their VMKF name in my last quote, you can even have the "Good" spot.

''Now With My Time Machine It Is Possible To Travel From Time To Time''

"It can jump up to 6 feet in the air" - Jungle cruis tour guide said this to every animal we passed on one trip. Somehow it still has me laughing.

"It's A Small World After All" - Do I have to tell you? How annoying, lol, especially when it breaks down just as your close to getting off, like it did for us. We had an argument in our boat as to what each "Good Bye" stood trying to rid ourselves of the music.

"Happy New Year!" In every lanaguage around the globe at EPCOT's New Year's Celebration.

"Walking Right Down The Middle of Main Street U.S.A!" - Main Street Melody, Can't help but sing to it.

I'm sure I know more.. lol.. hmm.. I'll post them when I think of them

im not sure if anyone remembers this but from the old "Alien Encounter"

when the Alien came, someone says "It's my Mother-in-law!!"

lol at first i thought it was a real person but then i realized it was part of the ride.

"Share the magic with children of all ages who have seen the castle on television, in newspapers and magazines, and have dreamed of finally seeing it in person. Cherish your visit to this world-wide symbol of magic, fantasy and imagination with someone special and create a memory to last a lifetime."

-Description of Cinderella Castle at Magic Kingdom park on disneyworld.com

http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/wdw/parks/attractionDetail?id=CinderellaCastleAttractionPage

(I can definately relate to this quote...)

"please keep your hands, feet and tentecles inside the vechilce at all times" - tommorowland transit authority WDW ( correct me if i'm wrong)