Signs That You spend to much time on VMK

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1. VMK calls you for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL."
3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. You only use words allowed by VMK.
5. You keep begging your friends and family to get an account so "you can hang out."
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've gotten on an airplane just to meet some people face-to-face.
8. You have to get a second phone line so you can order pizza.
9. Your wife goes into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be "away."
10. You have a vanity car tag with your VMK title on it.
11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation or complete sentences.
12. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
13. When at work or at home on the phone and you go to put them on hold you say "brb"
14. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the day to see who might be on VMK today.
15. You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you're online again.
16. You know more about your VMK friends' daily routines than you do your own spouses'.
17. You find yourself lying to others about your time online (so not to feel guilty for goofing of all day).
18. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
19. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
You finally realize that you spend way to much time on VMK.
20. When you realize that you're richer, have more virtual stuff and friends then you have in real life.

Addition from those here in VMKF
21. You answer to your VMK (if it is not your real name) on a normal day to day
22. You get some black ears from WDW and paint them green.
23. When you walk through a door you expect to be in another place.
24. when you talk to someone in rl, you look up to see what they said.
25. When you write a school report you go on to tea for ive when you list stuff
26. Heres One-You Become The Wrost Dancer That Makes Ur Arms GO up and down, stomp your feet, and turn ur head.
27. You find your self doodling the vmk sign when your bored lol(might just be me) lol
28. you hear someone say your name and then you say back, how did you know my name?
29. you hear someone say a bad word and you expect there to be a ### above their head.
30. Someone is talking to you and you look above their head so you can know who they are.
31. When you yell Inferno! at the top of your lungs in rl nothing happens and everyone stares at you.
32. Someone pinches you in rl while you are playing VMK and you type out Ouch!
33. On your pin trading lanyerd (sp?) irl you look desperately for your newly aqquired inferno
34.You are banned because you have so much stuff in your inventory that VMK crashes everytime you log on.
35. You go to another website and say This is so boring! You cant even talk!!!!!

I think this one puts it all into perspective for me. :)
36. You play VMK so much that you make a thread about 20 signs that you play VMK to much.


Remember that Purple is IN

here's one......you see green flip flops for sale at Old Navy for $2 and you start ******** out and buying 20 pairs :)

number 5 is with me

This is the best one. I laughed my head off( I did not say rofl or lol though, just to make it clear.):

1. VMK calls you for help.

as we speak I am printing this out, blowing it up and I will have it on the wall for when my boy friend comes over . This is awesome . This is so him LOL. ( and a little me as well ;) )

OMG! Those are so funny!

If I ever think of one, I'll post it. :)

Faith :hug:

21. You answer to your VMK (if it is not your real name) on a normal day to day

Good ones

ok this is freaky, this is exactly what I do!!!!! It must be the VMK sickness lol. everytime you play VMK you get another symtom. lol hang on talking on the phone brb. Ok back. I am going to print these out and post them all over my bedroom wall! rofl.

22. You get some black ears from WDW and paint them green.
23. When you walk through a door you expect to be in another place.
24. when you talk to someone in rl, you look up to see what they said.
25. When you write a school report you go on to tea for ive when you list stuff

omg i feel so lamne this alplies to me
Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL."
When at work or at home on the phone and you go to put them on hold you say "brb
20. When you realize that you're richer, have more virtual stuff and friends then you have in real life.

Heres One-You Become The Wrost Dancer That Makes Ur Arms GO up and down, stomp your feet, and turn ur head.

when your writing a school report and instead of saying one, two, three, four, five, ect. you say I, to, tree, for, ive, ect.
( never done that but been very close 0_0 )

I just found this post this morning and all I can say is what a great way to start my day. Some of the funniest stuff I have seen in a long time. You guys have great remarks and if I think of something worthy I will add to list.

Thanks for the funnies.

OMG this is so weird i so at least half of them, but now @ skl i start to sign my work with my VMK title! which is the same as the one on VMKF, just to clear my real title is not Jeena LOL, i wish it was tho.......
Also i do start to say LOL!, and i spell things wrong!!

This is kinda weird!!


Jeena (<--- should stop doing that really....)
xxx

I have put " LOL " in my french book before.
And I say " he he " to my friend when he tells a joke.

Everyone in the class looks as me, " huh ? "

I say LOL in my sentences ( when i talk )

Here's one

You insist that everyone calls you by your VMK Title

omg i do some of those things LOL

At school one time i accidently wrote my vmk title on my paper instead if my real title then, my teacher graded the papers then got to mine and said out loud " who is BlueSorcerer ? " i was saying in my head "omg, no i didnt put my vmk title on my paper" lol. I was so embarrased then i said "oh thats mine i was thinking of something else" LOL.


27. You find your self doodling the vmk sign when your bored lol(might just be me) lol

28. you hear someone say your name and then you say back, how did you know my name?
29. you hear someone say a bad word and you expect there to be a ### above their head.
30. Someone is talking to you and you look above their head so you can know who they are.

you have too many green flips in you closet

love this thread!!!
I am richer in VMk then rl! That's all me!

hey bluebaloo, maybe you could put some of our stuff in your first post.
31. When you yell Inferno! at the top of your lungs in rl nothing happens and everyone stares at you

LOL this is funny but I have to say I have done some of these things lol




~Tink~

Dude i just learned 1 thing. I spend way to much time on vmk! LOL

Btw, heya truck! U hang with sweet and so do i :P :)

number 20 is me totally !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and im proud of it lol

omg i do some of those things LOL

At school one time i accidently wrote my vmk title on my paper instead if my real title then, my teacher graded the papers then got to mine and said out loud " who is BlueSorcerer ? " i was saying in my head "omg, no i didnt put my vmk title on my paper" lol. I was so embarrased then i said "oh thats mine i was thinking of something else" LOL.


27. You find your self doodling the vmk sign when your bored lol(might just be me) lol

im required under the bold, italic, underlined, size 3, red, Comic Sans MS text.

when u think in school u think about vmk

u talk about vmk to ur friends

yell "inferno!" and start dancing then get ticked off that u dont have a fire ring around ya

yell "teleportation!" then expect urself to be in a different and get ticked off

doddle ur character id, vmk world, vmk character,and/or vmk rooms in ur notebook for
school or work

pretend like u are playing a computer that ppl cant see

32. Someone pinches you in rl while you are playing VMK and you type out Ouch!

Here's one: You hear the word 'inferno' and you start going omg omg omg

~MAgicaL~ :)

33. On your pin trading lanyerd (sp?) irl you look desperately for your newly aqquired inferno

34.You are banned because you have so much stuff in your inventory that VMK crashes everytime you log on.

Heres One-You Become The Wrost Dancer That Makes Ur Arms GO up and down, stomp your feet, and turn ur head.

LOL I started dancing like that in real life and everyone just laughed:goofy:

omg this is crazy funny i hope that the ones that i am don't go out of control lol :CastMem: :wave2:

35. You go to another website and say This is so boring! You cant even talk!!!!!

rofl these are so funny
i figured out that i spend wwaayy to much time on vmk
elolz, way to many of these describe me
:mickey2:
~Queen~
:wave2:

1. VMK calls you for help. Well my friends call me for help
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL." Oh my, all the time!
3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. Sometimes.
4. You only use words. Yeah...
5. You keep begging your friends and family to get an account so "you can hang out." My sister, mom, dad and cousin all play VMK
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Had that for a while
7. You've gotten on an airplane just to meet some people face-to-face. Yeah, to see one of my cousins
8. You have to get a second phone line so you can order pizza. Can't afford it lol
9. Your wife goes into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be "away." I don't have a wife....
10. You have a vanity car tag with your VMK title on it. Ummmm
11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation or complete sentences. I am a purfect tiper
12. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. What can you read my mind?!
13. When at work or at home on the phone and you go to put them on hold you say "brb" Yeah I think I did say that once
14. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the day to see who might be on VMK today. LOL All the time
15. You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you're online again. This time I can say no without guilt
16. You know more about your VMK friends' daily routines than you do your own spouses'. Both actually
17. You find yourself lying to others about your time online (so not to feel guilty for goofing of all day). No again...
18. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own. Yeah I am like: HEY THAT GIRL TOOK MY NAME! *cries*
19. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time. Yup!
You finally realize that you spend way to much time on VMK. No! Never!!!!
20. When you realize that you're richer, have more virtual stuff and friends then you have in real life. Sadly yes. I don't like to be around REAL people because they don't say LOL as much as I do.
~Chaelle:D

Wow. They dont discribe me. I type perfect. :) In VMK too.

VMK thought me that. LOL!!!

36. You play VMK so much that you make a thread about 20 signs that you play VMK to much.

37. You get banned and bore your self to dedath on the forums by moderating and seeing whats new

36. You play VMK so much that you make a thread about 20 signs that you play VMK to much.
this is the one. It just shows that I play VMK way to much.

Remember purple is in!

omg i do some of those things LOL

At school one time i accidently wrote my vmk title on my paper instead if my real title then, my teacher graded the papers then got to mine and said out loud " who is BlueSorcerer ? " i was saying in my head "omg, no i didnt put my vmk title on my paper" lol. I was so embarrased then i said "oh thats mine i was thinking of something else" LOL.


27. You find your self doodling the vmk sign when your bored lol(might just be me) lol

LOL I've done that b4.......... In math.....I didn't tell them who it was tho, so she threw it out and I had to do it ALL over again :(

Wow, we have got 37 of them we are good

38. You Try To Smile Just Like the Ones In VMK

LOL Or you poke someone to see what pins they are wearing and what they can say about themselves.
~Chaelle

You know you played VMK too much when....
You start saaying "Driive!" when you wnter your car in real life.
You think that poking different people will give you $20
You try to dance like the people in VMK

:)

You are buying software at a store and the Clerk says "How are you paying for this item? Credit Card, Debit Card, Che-" "Wait! What about credits!?!?!?!!?"

39. When you buy a green box, and then poke it twice, you expect it to shoe a random number 1 to 6

You continue to read this list, and nod your head.

40. When someone is going to WDW and DLR, you immediatly bombard them with quest papers that you always have with you. (thanks for putting some of my ones on your list)

I Don't Do Any Of This Because I Never Told Anyone Thay I Play VMK.

I don't really understand number 4 @_@

Anyone have any more ideas? lol weve got 40!

OMG!!! IM a VMK nutcase! 0_0 i play too much 0_0 Will make everyone join V. M. K....

i play to much cause 1 time i said to my friend "I HAT U" it was so funny! and once i was counting and i said tea......... im sucha dork lol

here's one......you see green flip flops for sale at Old Navy for $2 and you start ******** out and buying 20 pairs :)


THATS ME! lol my Mom worries about it sometimes though.


( well I didn't buy 20 but there was a three for $5 deal so I got three lol)

lol here is 1 of my own
41.You play vmk so much you are stuck to your keyboard from 10 am till 12 pm.

42. You play vmk so much you are friends with a Staff!

nice, I say brb, lol, and rofl to my mom. and I also dance like the little ppl. I write VMK or Bust on my notebooks all the time

i play so much vmk i say lol to my mom and ty to and and all those others

You start to drinking water non-stop

43: you play VMK so much that you buy 50 computers so you can play vmk wherever you are around the house
44: You tape record that somehow addicting music that VMK plays when you open it up so you can listen to it while VMK is closed

i think those things relate to me bc i sneak out of my bed and get on at like 11 at night

same here lol
45: you play VMK so much that VMK pays you 1,000,000 credits a month to be a staff member
46. If VMK has to close for ten minutes, you die because you need VMK more than air
47:You tell staff what to do
48: VMK gives VMK to you for free
49: You know what is coming out before the testers do
(I will save 50 for someone else, then I will do my 51)

50. The left and right arrow key diagrams have long since disappeared off the keys because of the constant use during pirates games

51. You come to this thread everyday just because you want to make sure they dont actually say your name because this thread describes you so well!

#52 You can barely hear because you put the volume of VMK music up high/You start humming the VMK theme or room's song!!! @_@ (luckily i havent done this yet)

53. You spend more time with other characters on VMK than with your brother.

Ok, here's one for people who want inferno:
You see a camp fire or something like that and you start running towards it screaming,"I have an offer for that!"

Ok, here's one for people who want inferno:
You see a camp fire or something like that and you start running towards it screaming,"I have an offer for that!"

omg, rofl
that will be me this summer...
>_<

~Queen~
:wave2:

:princess: You know you are playing VMK too much when wherever you go, you see words or names that would be good VMK player names.

54. You walk into a room and everyone there knows your nick name and none of them are on your friends list.
"because it is full."

55. Trying to find out who to delete from friends list to make room for the new friends.

Remember! Purple Is In!
Truck

When things don't go your way, you say, "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH".

When on the computer and not playing the game, if ever, you find yourself clicking the mouse way too much.

Ahoy all come check out my new room where the the VMK version is in the game. Stop by and say hello :pirate: