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04-18-2006, 02:04 AM
VMK Cafe: The Black Cauldron
Chapter 1
I walked into that shrowdy cafe. It wasn't lighted very well, and was a bit dusty. And of course, it was empty... except for that bartender. Heck, I'm his only real customer. Others just come in... and leave. Never buy a thing. Me? I buy some cherry whiskey. Quite tasty.
Today, the bartender looked worried. I asked for my whiskey, and broke three glasses in the process of getting my drink. He scowled when I handed him the money. I wondered why. I grabbed my glass and walked upstairs.
Oh yeah, did I not mention I lived at the Cafe? Yeah, I was never really accepted as a little alien to the general kingdom. Nobody wants to be friends with a yellow blob... right? I went into my small apartment. For the most part, it was bare. A small bunk and coffee table were in the corner, and my bulky SX Porter 3.45 was quite dusty. The teleporter was quite old; the current version was 7.8. Still, it worked for a quick trip to Star Traders. I sell my gluco paste there. I can produce it after eating a lot... I kinda cough it up into a bucket of sorts. Gets me enough money to rent this room here... I get a good 500 credits a pail.
Sipping my whiskey, I recalled what an odd walk home I had. There I was, walking down Main Street, when I saw two men-or was it women?- in long brown coats with shades and Everest hats. I watched, them, perplexed. They noticed and glared at me, and then one of them snapped their fingers. Instantly a car from the Sci-Fi Dine in flew from the sky and slammed into the middle of the street. I quickly ran to help a poor startled guest, but when I returned the two figures were gone.
The ocher dabble of an alien could hear a bumbling superhero downstairs. A crash, glass breaking on the marble floor, and then a chair falling on its side. The blue-clad superhero propped himself against the table, nearly knocking it over, and retrieved the chair. He took a seat, and glared at the bartender.
"I am... RandyMan, the saviour of innocent people, fighter of those taken people, and... and I need some money," he enunciated as he emptied his already empty pockets. A few fluffs of gray lint fell to the floor, and the bartender scowled, as he knew what was next.
"On my tab, this time... I'll pay it back soon!" he mentioned, and was immediately served. Two sodas, one Coke, and one Pepsi. He had a small ritual. He lifted the red white and blue Pepsi can and emptied it into the sink. He then walked back to his Coca-Cola, and refreshed himself with the cooling syrup.
"Let's see... you've got close to 3000 Credits on your tab. Pay or boot, buddy-oh!" the bartender replied to the superhero. RandyMan gulped down the last drips of the drink, and snapped his fingers. A sack appeared, and plopped to the seat next to him. He opened it, and rummaged through for a blue hat. "The Sorcerer's Hat," he mumbled, and placed it aboard his head. It fit nicely, the black ears gleaming in the reflection of the sun off the mirror.
"Brb, bartender..." he said, and disappeared in a blink. He was back a few seconds later, his hair dampened, dust all over his hands, and a few splinters of wood upon his shirt. He placed a shower from his sack smack dab in the middle of the bar, and started washing off.
"How many times must I say, don't place your items here in the bar! Go to your room, superzero!" the bartender mentioned, and the shower disappeared.
"BoomCrash!" he shouted, and was whirled into thunder and winds of fury. A few glass bottles fell to the floor, and cracked. After a few seconds, he was clean and dry, almost sparkling like a Firework (the Flawless ones!). RandyMan withdrew a sack, and set it on the table. For a second, nothing happened, then both dived for it, and when they opened the bag, it was empty.
"Dang! We missed it again!" the bartender said, and went silent for a moment. Then he sighed. "The credits are in my inventory..."
"Oh, man! I thought we'd finally be able to see what a credit looked like! Oh well... now I am all paid off!"
With that, the superhero laughed, and slipped.
A Pirate Captain walked out of a Hook Shop, with his shiny new hook on his hand. He saw a Person who had slipped-- the blue-clad superhero. "Arg, matey!" He said, "looks like ye need a hand there!" He quickly helped the superhero onto his feet. "Arg, ye look like a spiffy man, ye do! How about ye help me with an... errand?" The superhero said quickly, " And what is that errand?" "Arg, it be to get some credits back from that land-lubber Jack Sparrow!" He replied with a scowl.
"Well, as long as it was yours," He said, trusting the old pirate. The superhero quickly sped off to find Jack Sparrow.
As soon as he pointed out Jack Sparrow on his Tracking System, Randy Man went to return the credits to the pirate. "Jack Sparrow!" He said, "I order you to return that money to Captain Zeke, that old pirate captain!"
Jack Sparrow looked surprised. "Return it? Why would I give him money for free? It is my gold, ye hear!"
"It is?" Randy Man asked with surprise. "How can I trust you?" "You can't..." Jack said, and sped off, laughing his head off.
RandyMan flinched. Then he lifted his face, and immediately scarlet beams shot from his pupils, illuminating the wood of the ship in a faint glow. The heat that was the ray turned the wood around him into flames, trapping Cap'n Jack Sparrow. RandyMan laughed.
"Now, is it, or is it not, your gold, sir?"
"Take a guess!"
"Don't need to." And with that, he puched the deck, sending forth splinters of salted and soggy lumber to the captain.
Skippy heard the comotion downstairs and quietly oozed his way down. He saw a Pirate and a Superhero, talking. Skippy walked and ordered another thing of cherry whiskey. Chugging it down, I began to feel bubbling in my stomach.
"Oh shoot!" I muttered, not wanting to cough up Gluco Paste right in the Cafe.
Unfortunately, I began to cough up into my bottle. The Pirate looked on with curiosity, but the Superhero watched in disgust.
*Urp*"Er, sorry about that. It's how I earn my credits. Those ghosts never seem to appear to me."
"Point well taken, my name is Captain Zeke."
"Uh, mine is Randyman, protector of..!
"Save it, I've seen you storming around Star Traders before."
Randyman didn't like this blob's attitude.
"Anyways, my name is Skippy. I live here, seeing as nobody cares about a little alien. Care to see my room?"
"Sure, I've got a lot of time on my hands."
The pirate followed Skippy upstairs, but Randyman scowled and ordered a drink.
As the pirate followed skippy up the creeky stairs he could tell something was wrong.
When they neared the room the pirate looked behind him and thought he saw a ghost, but it then Dissappeared.
"Here it is"said skippy
"huh what" Said the pirate a little jumpy after what he had just seen
"this is my room"
"Oh ok".
The alien opened the door and gestured to a chair.
When the pirate sat down the alien locked the door and pulled out a Zoozka 2000
"Put your money on the table ye scurrvy pirate" said Jack Sparrow taking off the alien mask
"Jack!! Ye know ive got no money you took it all"
"well then give me your gun and all other expensive things ye might posess"
"Never!!!"The pirate said as he jumped out the window landing in the ice cold water.
The pirate quickly jumped out of the ice cold water. "Arg, don't need to catch a cold here. To much stuff to do!" He quickly hurried back into the VMK Cafe to fight it out with Jack Sparrow. When he got back into Skippy's room, he saw that practically everything was smashed into splinters.
"Arg, what be the meaning of taking out the poor little alien's makeshift treasure, Sparrow?" Jack scowled. "I don't care about someone else, only me, ye hear!" Captain Zeke shook his head with despair. "Ye were always a land-lubber with no respect, Sparrow. Now give back me money so I can pay the little alien back for the damage ye done." Jack shook his head. "And ye call yourself a pirate, paying someone for something someone else did.... Ye be a sad discrace of a pirate, ye are!" Jack quickly pulled out his Zoozka 2000 blaster. "Now, ye give me whatever ye got, or I will shoot!" Captain Zeke drew his Zoozka 3000. "Looks like we have come to a draw, Sparrow. Give me back me money, or get a hard lesson on the ways of a pirate who be honest, but still has a great aim!" Captain Zeke and Sparrow stood with their blasters at the ready for a few moments. Skippy and Randy Man came in. Jack Sparrow took a moment to look at them coming in. Captain Zeke had his chance. "Sparrow, first rule of a pirate, never be distracted by anything when a gun be in your face." Captain fired his blaster, stunning Sparrow long enough to grab his credits from Sparrow's pocket. "Arg, I have me money back!" Said Captain. He quickly handed Skippy the alien a few credits to cover the damage done by Sparrow. "Arg, second rule Captain Zeke - never turn ye back from a pirate when he isn't stunned!" Sparrow quickly grabbed one of Skippy's credit cards.
"Arg, I be sorry Skippy. Looks like we'll be chasing him again..." "Randy Man will assist you, Captain Zeke, in the fight against-" "Arg, don't do that weird thing ye did before, with the extra long description..." "Thanks for your help, you two. I will assist in any way I can."
..."But I'm afraid there is something else bugging me." Skippy said. "I saw two hooded figures who seemed to cause havoc on Main Street. I have no idea who they were... but they looked like trouble. Care to join me?"
"Arg," said the Captain, "Who be these two hooded persons?"
"I'm not sure, but I know they're criminals," said Skippy. "They have been around for at least a month, getting people out of their good money... It's mutiny, I tell you!" "Randy Man will assist in your quest!" "Arg, I will too!" said the captain.
"Thanks, guys. From the last I heard in the cafe, they were seen at the Frontierland Hub, robbing everyone," said Skippy. "Arg, I suggest we be getting information first." "Good idea, Captain Think-man!" said Randy Man. "Arg... why do you have to be so stupid at times, Underwear-man?" "OK, quit wasting time, you two. Let's go into the bar and see what we can figure out," Skippy said.
The three allies came into the cafe, ordered some drinks, and sat down. Skippy quickly belched up his usual slime. After they were done with their drinks, they walked up to the bartender for some information on the culprits.
"Arg, we be wondering if you have any idea where the culprits that seal people's money are!" Captain said with a questioning look.
"The two hooded persons, you say? Why do you want to know?" Asked the bartender.
"We are on a quest to rat these people out, and give those people they stole from their money back!" Said Randy Man.
"And why should I tell you...???" Asked the bartender slyly.
"Because you care about those people?" Said Skippy with a slight questioning look.
"I don't care about people..." Said the bartender, and he pulled out a Zoozka 2000.
"Whoah nelly." Skippy said.
"I'm terribly sorry about this," the bartender said. He fired.
The Zoonka, Skippy soon noticed, was not at this moment set to kill, but rather to trap. a huge net engulfed Captain, Randy, and Skippy, and then stunned them, making them fall unconsious.
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"Ugh..." Skippy muttered.
"Oh No!! Not again!" Skippy was in one of the XS Tech Series Transporters, designed to imprison. He was at the Galactic Federation Prisoner Headquarters.
"This can't be right..." Skippy muttered to himself. "The Galactic are good people. They don't imprison the innocent."
Skippy began to look around, and a horrible gripping truth came upon him. The staff of the Galactic Federation, including the Grand Council Woman, were likewise imprisoned in Series Transporters.
"Shoot!" Skippy said. "Who would do such a thing?"
"Funny you should ask," a raspy voice said. These words sent a shiver down Skippy's sloppy and disformed little spine.
The figure walked forward, and Skippy noticed it was one of the criminals he had seen earlier... wait no, the criminals were a bit fatter. Something wasn't right.
"Who are you?"
"I, small alien, am Malefecient." She removed her hood, and a face so hideous appeared that Skippy screamed and fell back, unconsious. His last thoughts were, I wonder where the others are...
Captain and Randy Man were both in another dimension - The Twilight Zone.
"Uh... I think I have seen this before," said Randy Man.
"Arg! It be some kind of next generation reality!" said the pirate Captain.
"Looks like we have to withstand these horrible elevator drops..." Said Randy Man, as they were about to fall.
When Skippy Woke Up He Was In The Middle Of A Dark Dank Room tied to the table.
Over in the corner he could see the outline of a figure.
He Shouted out "Where am I?"
The Voice replied"its not where u are but who you are"
"What Are You Talking About!?!?"
"I Mean Who Are You"
"Im Skippy. Who are you?"
"That doesnt matter. We need to find away out of this place"
"How am i supposed to get out of these chains?"
"Be quiet someone is coming!"
"But what is your name?"
"Torengo"
Then a figure walked into the room....
Captain and Randy Man survived the sickening drops of the elevator.
"Now, to find out how to get back to our dimension," said Randy Man.
"Arg, let's go ask one of those Hotel Managers!" said Captain. "Good idea," said Randy Man. Randy Man chose one who was named George.
"Arg, we be looking for a teleporter back to our dimension!" Said Captain.
"I believe it is in the room after you watch Aerosmith," said the Hotel Manager. "Thanks," said Randy Man.
The two got to Rockin' Rollor Coaster, where you saw Aerosmith live. They had to ride the coaster to get to the teleporter.
" I hope these restraints work..." Said Captain, as they sped of at 60 mph.
Skippy disliked being tied to the table. His skin, if you could call it skin, was not designed through evoultion to be pierced roughly with ropes. The figure walked closely. Skippy wondered more about why he was suddenly moved. Was it to disorient him? To confuse him? It was puzzled him greatly. Finally, the figure reached him, wearing the same hood as Maleficent.
"Hello, dear."
Instantly Skippy knew it was Maleficent again. The shiver returned.
"You poor, poor little alien..."
"Why do you want me? Why won't you let me go?"
"Why, child, you are chosen. It is in the prophecy. The Cauldron predicted that those chosen will rise to destroy the dark ones.
Dark ones? Cauldron? The cauldron reminded him of something, but he couldn't place it. It seems that deep within his mind there was something... something there, waiting to be discovered. Skippy was more confused then ever.
"I dare hope the others are doing better than I am..." Skippy muttered as Maleficent walked away.
Captain and Randy Man just got out of the last corkscrew in the ride when someone appeared in the back seats.
"Hi there!" Said the mysterious personage.
"What be your business here?" Asked Captain.
"I'm the lead singer of Aerosmith!" said the person. "Thanks for coming to ride this and see our show!"
"We're only coming on this to get to the teleporter to our own dimension..." Said Randy Man.
"Well, enjoy it while you can! The teleporter is backstage. Take a left from my room, and you will find the teleporter at the end of the hallway."
"Arg, thanks a bunch!" Said Captain with a grin.
The two allies found the teleporter, and got back to their own dimension.
"Hey - Where's Skippy?" Asked Randy Man.
"Arg, we'll have to find him..." Said Captain with a scowl.
Well, this stinks. Skippy thought to himself. He was tied to a chair, in some place he didn't know, and apparently Maleficent was out to get him. He didn't even want to think where the others were.
Dang it! Skippy angrily thought. I knew I should've gone to that Aerosmith concert at the Music Party.
CaptainZeke and Randy Man quickly found the teleporter to where Skippy was. They entered the teleporter, and found themselves outside of Maleficent's Lair.
"Arg, let's try the door," suggested Captain. Randy Man pulled at the door with all of his strength. "It's locked..." said Randy Man with despair.
Just then, some Evil Henchmen working as guards appeared, and yelled: "Stop!"
"Arg, now we have two problems..." Said Captain, fists ready for pulverizing anyone.
Skippy could hear the Captain and Randyman outside with the guard. Quivering, as any little alien would, Skippy started to cough up Gluco Paste. The Gluco Paste melted the ropes!
"Well I'll be darned. No wonder it sells for so much at Star Traders!"
Skippy quickly ran for the door, but found it was locked.
"Hmm..." Skippy thought. "I wonder if...?"
From the VMK Cafe, as Justine sipped on her coffee, she could hear the sounds of terror in the other direction. She had a lot of issues on her mind so it blew off for a few minutes. Eventually, she decided to check out what was wrong.
"Not like there's gonna be anything else to worry about right now." she whispered to herself. She grabbed her previously bought cookie and ran out with her backpack.
Outside, she saw an alien surrounded by people, and Gluco Paste squirted all over the floor.
"What's happening here?!" she exclaimed. Something about the mystery of why Gluco Paste was on the floor fascinated her.
"Well, it's a long story..." Skippy began to explain, after he pondered about why the door was locked.
"There's gotta be something hiding near it!" Randy Man came to a conclusion.
Justine looked around the door and saw that there was a tightly tied rope at the back of it. "Why is this here..."
"I was trapped with rope! Maybe it was the same creature." Skippy began.
"Then why is this here..." Justine pointed at something on the ground. The others examined it and got the impression that it was...
Captain and Randy Man finished off the guards.
"Well, that fixes that problem," Said Randy Man.
"Now, to get through this door!" Said Captain.
Just then, the door melted when Skippy belched his famous slime.
"Hello, friends!" said Skippy.
Maleficent appeared right behind Skippy. "You won't get away this time..." said Maleficent with an evil grin.
All three heroes readied themselves for the fight.
CaptainZeke, Randy Man, Torengo, and Skippy were finally united once more. They all started to make up a plan while Maleficent was creeping closer and closer...
Torengo shouted at the top of his voice "Ive Got A Plan....RUN!!!!!"
Three of the four heroes all ran for their lives. Skippy stayed to chat with Maleficent.
"So. We were in the Cafe the whole time, Maleficent?"
"Yes. I blackmailed the bartender. He was either to capture you chosens, or I burned down his cafe."
"Burn down the Cafe!? This is the finest bar in the kingdom!" CaptainZeke cried.
"Well, it won't matter anymore. My fortress has been under this bar for centuries, and now you won't see daylight for quite a while you chosens."
(Whispers)"Captain, wasn't there that Justine girl?"
"Yeah, she must have hid. Where could she have-"
Justine burst from behind a rack of drinks, holding a long crowbar. Unexpectedly, with a burst of energy, she whacked Maleficent in the head.
"Didn't see that coming..." muttered Skippy.
"Arg, that solved the problem with Maleficent..." Said the Captain.
"We should go after those robbers now," Said Randy Man.
"Yes, let's go," Said Justine.
"Let me have a drink, first," Said Skippy.
"What A Day. Ive Never Had This Much Stuff Happen To Me Since Everest Month."Said Torengo
After enjoying a cherry whiskey, Skippy felt oozy. Soon, he coughed up more paste.
"Anymore of this stuff," Skippy sputtered. "and I'll be rich."
As they began to walk out, Justine stopped.
"Shouldn't we do something with Maleficent? And about that guy chained?"
"Oops. I forgot about him," Skippy hastily replied. They returned and unchained poor Tangora, who then had the idea of chaining Maleficent to her own trap! This was quickly done, and they set off towards the Frontierland Hub.
"Listen," Skippy began. "Something is up with us. When I was in the Galactic Federation, Maleficent said something about a Cauldron, the Dark Ones, and chosens. She seemed to direct "chosens" toward us."
"Let's figure out more about the Dark Ones, and the Cauldron," Said Randy Man.
"You will have to get through me, first..." Said Sora, appearing from the shadows.
"Who are you!!"
"I Am Sora"
"Ok But What Are you Doing Here?"
But Before He Could Answer Heartless appreared all around them....
The five heroes readied themselves for the fight with Sora and the Heartless. They all pulled out Zoozka blasters, and stunned Sora and all of his Heartless with them.
"Tell us what the Dark Ones, Chosens, and the Cauldron are," Said Randy Man.
"I Dont Know.....Wait did you hear this from a women named Maleficent?"
"yes...How Do You Know Her"
"She had me captured in some room in frontierland"
"well You Can Come With Us"
"Ok...By the way..Have You Seen My Friends Donald And Goofy?"
Donald and Goofy were locked up in a trunk, in the VMK Central Shop. Skippy had wandered over because he was feeling woozy from all the whiskey. He quickly let them out upon finding them.
"Gawrsh! Thanks! Have you seen our buddy Sora?"
"Yesah, hease was ovvvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrr......."
Skippy collapsed. He had been overdosed with Cherry Whiskey. In all the excitement, he had forgotten that his blood sugar could not be that high. When he awoke, he found himself in total darkness.
"Whaa...? Where are the others?..." He muttered to himself.
Some pink elephants appeared and uncorked some champagne.
"Oh dear."
"Arg, seems we've been separated, again!" Said Captain with anger in his eyes.
Captain and Randy Man sent Sora on his way, then tried to find a way back to the VMK Cafe to find out what in the world was going on, and who was causing them trouble.
Captain and Randy Man have been teleported into EPCOT.
"Arg, this place looks futuristic!" Said Captain.
"Let's ask that person over there how to get back to Skippy and the others,"
Said Randy Man.
The two heroes asked the Cast Member how to get back to the VMK Cafe.
"There is a teleporter after the ride Mission: SPACE," he said.
The two entered Mission: SPACE and were strapped in.
"I knew I should have taken a space training class..." Said Randy Man as they took off.
Skippy hated elephants. They were big, rude, mean, and were loud and annoying. But he DESPISED these Pink Elephants. They picked him up with their trunks and dunked and dunked him into buckets of champagne. Skippy was surprised he hadn't drowned. At last Skippy realized that someone needed to feed him the Endorisan Elixir, which would wake up his physical self, which he knew was lying in VMK Central. He knew it would have to be fed to him fast, for soon he would go completely insane in this place. The elephants were now twirling him around in some maddening Merry-Go-Round.
"MaKe It StOoOoP!!!" he cried. But he knew it would be a long while, if at all, that it would stop. For the only place to get the Endorisan Elixir was the moon Endor, in the Galactic Star Wars Galaxy.
The two heroes came out of the ride with their paper bags full.
"Why did I have to have that Triple Cheeseburger...???" Said Randy Man wearily.
"Arg, you got the best of it - I had a Quarter Pounder!" Complained Captain.
The two found the teleporter and were teleported to the VMK Cafe.
"Hey - Where's Skippy?" Asked Randy Man.
The two found his unconscious body in his room, placed there by the bartender.
Torengo Was Left In The Cafe And when We Went outside We weas Teleported to MGM.
"Great Im Alone And Have No Idea Where I Am"
Then he looked twords the Tower Of Terror and thought he saw skippy
"Wait For Me!!!"He Shouted After "skippy" as he ran after him.
"Fool." The clever Skippy muttered to himself.
"He has no idea that I am Captain Hook! Muahaha!"
Hook ran towards the Tower of Terror, towards his fanciful trap.
Captain and Randy Man figured out that Skippy had too much Cherry Whiskey, and passed out.
"Arg, this reminds me of a child show, called Dumbo..." said Captain.
"I suggest we look there," Said Randy Man.
The heroes went to the teleporter that was marked "Whiskey Land". They entered the teleporter, and found Skippy on the floor.
"Skippy I said wait!....now where is he going."
"skippy" ran twords the entance of the Tower Of Terror
"Will You Just wait Up!!!"
Torengo Said As He ran into the Tower Of Terror Lobby Not knowing of the fate that awaited him.......
"Oh, thank goodness you gusy found me." Skippy murmured. Those pink elephants... are horrifying.
"Where did they go?" Randyman answered.
"I'm not sure, but they're gone..." Skippy shakily replied. "That's why I'm scared."
"Huh?" The Captain said.
"I think... somehow... in some mystical yet twisted way... I killed all of them."
"Killed them...???" Asked Captain. "How is that possible?"
"That's terrible..." said Randy Man.
The two heroes sat by Skippy, trying to comfort him.
"Something Doesnt feel right"
As Torengo opened the door he was once again teleported to where Captain, Randyman, and Skippy Were
"Foiled Again!!!" Said Captain Hook Back at MGM
"well hello guys"said Torengo to the others
"Well... We're both very sorry, Skippy..." Randy Man said.
"Arg, we never knew you had so much power..." Said Captain.
"Just try to be calm, we will figure out what's going on," said Randy Man.
"Skippy killed some pink elephants and he's getting into a coma..." Said Randy Man. Then CaptainZeke and Randy Man comforted Skippy to the point where he could get back up, and think about plans for capturing the robbers. Skippy said later, "I will never forget that moment I killed those pink elephants."
Everyone, tired and confused of the day, went to sleep. One dreamed of getting on VMK, but turned itself into a nightmare with a ban. One other dreamed he became a CL_. 'Oh if only,' one though, 'that dream was true'. The other thought' Hope I never dream that again!' The others slept soundly that night. But, they all had nightmared, expect of course the luck CL_. In the morning were refreshed.
Then something slipped into the dark mind of RandyMan. It was so horrible, so gruesome, so terrifyingly unthinkable, that is made RandyMan scream in terror at every twist and turn.
RandyMan was in superboxers... at school!
He was only in his elastic superboxers when he arrived at school. The contorted faces spilled against the backdrop of the educational grounds, and the superhero whimpered. He backed against a wall, pounding until he came to a door. A single door in a void of darkness...
"Welcome..." came a voice.
"Eh?" replied the superzero.
"Welcome to the Hollywood Hotel!" said the perky voice.
"Oh, okay. That first time sounded a bit creep-"
"...where the spirits are ripped from their bodies...."
o_0
"Okay, I'll just be going n- hey! The doors are closed!" he said, and turned to face a single elevator. He pushed the button, and immediately the carrier opened. Surprisingly, many people had decided to use it as well. What was really unusual were the seatbelts...
He strapped in, and waited. Then the doors silently closed... as well as the people around him. He yawned, and when he opened his eyes, the people were nowhere to be seen. Then it came.
SWOOOOOOSH!
He fell stories and stories, into the worst part of his dream! He landed on a cusion, and there sat cute little fluffballs.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
In CaptainZeke's dream, he imagined he was back on his old pirate ship, the Black Death. He dreamt he was sailing along, searching for the hidden treasure many had told him about.
"Arg," CaptainZeke said, "There's rough waters ahead..."
He yelled out to his crew. "All hands on deck!"
He suddenly realized: he had no crew! He was on his own to face these rough waters.
"Arg..." CaptainZeke said, "I knew I couldn't pull this off on me own..."
He continued on, and quickly got through the rough water when a wave backed him up and carried him over the entire rapids site.
He dreamt that when he got to the Skull Rock where the treasure was rumored to be hidden, there was already someone there - It was old Jack Sparrow.
"Arg, Captain Zeke, see you next fall!" Sparrow said. Sparrow shoved Captain off the cliff. "Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... !!!" Yelled CaptainZeke, as he fell to his rocky death.
Captain then woke up as he hit the rocky bottom, and fell quickly back to sleep.
As wanderer I now was, I came upon a small town cafe, hoping to get some directions to a place I could sleep. The bartender, a quiet, yet peaceful man, welcomed me to stay a night so I could get refreshed to continue my journey for a new permanent home. As I walked the steps to my room for the day, I opened and walked through a door. Once I walked in, I started to whistle the song the Brer Rabbit sang that I heard from somebody else, until I saw a small group of people, who were discussing their awkward dreams.
"Sorry, is this your room?"
"Yes," answered one of them, "It is mine."
"Well then, sorry for the interruption, continue on."
"If you have any questions about this town and such, you can ask me, Mr...?"
"Eye, you can call me Eye."
I nodded to everyone at once, and then walked out of the room with embarrassment, because on that door, it said "Skippy's Room." Once I closed the door behind me, I laughed to myself, because the door straight across the hall said "Visitor's Room." The bartender even explained to me, "Once you get up the staircase, the left room is the visitor's room, you are welcome to stay there for a night to get yourself rested."
I opened my room's door, went in and then locked it. I saw the lumpy bed in the tiny room, taking up about 1/4 of the room. I took off and put my sweater on the coat hangar that rested upon the door, and then jumped on my uncomfortable, yet so cozy, bed. I closed my eyes, and wondered of the day I left my town, until I fell asleep and the wondering of my thoughts turned into the nightmare I was about to dream...
About 10 minutes later, I woke up sweating. I looked at the clock in the room. 9:05 PM. I went downstairs, and got myself some delicious hot chocolate. I wasn't much af a coffee drinker, but something warm always seemed to satisfy me. I went back upstairs and knocked on Skippy's door, wondering if I was able to join there little gathering in there.
"Sure, come on in." Skippy replied.
I sat down, and listened to what everyone had to say.
"My dream," Skippy began, "was terrifying. I was sitting alone in a dark room, when Maleficent appeared, followed by Captain Hook. Then Prince John. And Kaa. And Gaston. And the Queen of Hearts. They all flew up towards a cauldron, and began to... chant. They chanted and chanted, and I saw two red eyes forming in the bubbling liquid of the cauldron. I heard a roar, and for some reason the villains stepped aside as I walked up to the cauldron. As I reached the podium, a huge menacing clawed hand sprung up from the cauldron and grabbed me by the throaght. It said, 'It is over. The time of the dark ones has come.' And then I woke up.
"It seems we've all been having weird dreams," murmured Randy.
"Quite," agreed Tangora.
"Um, did I miss something?" the newcomer EyeBrowKid said.
"Take a seat," the captain gently replied. "We'll explain all we know."
Chapter 1
I walked into that shrowdy cafe. It wasn't lighted very well, and was a bit dusty. And of course, it was empty... except for that bartender. Heck, I'm his only real customer. Others just come in... and leave. Never buy a thing. Me? I buy some cherry whiskey. Quite tasty.
Today, the bartender looked worried. I asked for my whiskey, and broke three glasses in the process of getting my drink. He scowled when I handed him the money. I wondered why. I grabbed my glass and walked upstairs.
Oh yeah, did I not mention I lived at the Cafe? Yeah, I was never really accepted as a little alien to the general kingdom. Nobody wants to be friends with a yellow blob... right? I went into my small apartment. For the most part, it was bare. A small bunk and coffee table were in the corner, and my bulky SX Porter 3.45 was quite dusty. The teleporter was quite old; the current version was 7.8. Still, it worked for a quick trip to Star Traders. I sell my gluco paste there. I can produce it after eating a lot... I kinda cough it up into a bucket of sorts. Gets me enough money to rent this room here... I get a good 500 credits a pail.
Sipping my whiskey, I recalled what an odd walk home I had. There I was, walking down Main Street, when I saw two men-or was it women?- in long brown coats with shades and Everest hats. I watched, them, perplexed. They noticed and glared at me, and then one of them snapped their fingers. Instantly a car from the Sci-Fi Dine in flew from the sky and slammed into the middle of the street. I quickly ran to help a poor startled guest, but when I returned the two figures were gone.
The ocher dabble of an alien could hear a bumbling superhero downstairs. A crash, glass breaking on the marble floor, and then a chair falling on its side. The blue-clad superhero propped himself against the table, nearly knocking it over, and retrieved the chair. He took a seat, and glared at the bartender.
"I am... RandyMan, the saviour of innocent people, fighter of those taken people, and... and I need some money," he enunciated as he emptied his already empty pockets. A few fluffs of gray lint fell to the floor, and the bartender scowled, as he knew what was next.
"On my tab, this time... I'll pay it back soon!" he mentioned, and was immediately served. Two sodas, one Coke, and one Pepsi. He had a small ritual. He lifted the red white and blue Pepsi can and emptied it into the sink. He then walked back to his Coca-Cola, and refreshed himself with the cooling syrup.
"Let's see... you've got close to 3000 Credits on your tab. Pay or boot, buddy-oh!" the bartender replied to the superhero. RandyMan gulped down the last drips of the drink, and snapped his fingers. A sack appeared, and plopped to the seat next to him. He opened it, and rummaged through for a blue hat. "The Sorcerer's Hat," he mumbled, and placed it aboard his head. It fit nicely, the black ears gleaming in the reflection of the sun off the mirror.
"Brb, bartender..." he said, and disappeared in a blink. He was back a few seconds later, his hair dampened, dust all over his hands, and a few splinters of wood upon his shirt. He placed a shower from his sack smack dab in the middle of the bar, and started washing off.
"How many times must I say, don't place your items here in the bar! Go to your room, superzero!" the bartender mentioned, and the shower disappeared.
"BoomCrash!" he shouted, and was whirled into thunder and winds of fury. A few glass bottles fell to the floor, and cracked. After a few seconds, he was clean and dry, almost sparkling like a Firework (the Flawless ones!). RandyMan withdrew a sack, and set it on the table. For a second, nothing happened, then both dived for it, and when they opened the bag, it was empty.
"Dang! We missed it again!" the bartender said, and went silent for a moment. Then he sighed. "The credits are in my inventory..."
"Oh, man! I thought we'd finally be able to see what a credit looked like! Oh well... now I am all paid off!"
With that, the superhero laughed, and slipped.
A Pirate Captain walked out of a Hook Shop, with his shiny new hook on his hand. He saw a Person who had slipped-- the blue-clad superhero. "Arg, matey!" He said, "looks like ye need a hand there!" He quickly helped the superhero onto his feet. "Arg, ye look like a spiffy man, ye do! How about ye help me with an... errand?" The superhero said quickly, " And what is that errand?" "Arg, it be to get some credits back from that land-lubber Jack Sparrow!" He replied with a scowl.
"Well, as long as it was yours," He said, trusting the old pirate. The superhero quickly sped off to find Jack Sparrow.
As soon as he pointed out Jack Sparrow on his Tracking System, Randy Man went to return the credits to the pirate. "Jack Sparrow!" He said, "I order you to return that money to Captain Zeke, that old pirate captain!"
Jack Sparrow looked surprised. "Return it? Why would I give him money for free? It is my gold, ye hear!"
"It is?" Randy Man asked with surprise. "How can I trust you?" "You can't..." Jack said, and sped off, laughing his head off.
RandyMan flinched. Then he lifted his face, and immediately scarlet beams shot from his pupils, illuminating the wood of the ship in a faint glow. The heat that was the ray turned the wood around him into flames, trapping Cap'n Jack Sparrow. RandyMan laughed.
"Now, is it, or is it not, your gold, sir?"
"Take a guess!"
"Don't need to." And with that, he puched the deck, sending forth splinters of salted and soggy lumber to the captain.
Skippy heard the comotion downstairs and quietly oozed his way down. He saw a Pirate and a Superhero, talking. Skippy walked and ordered another thing of cherry whiskey. Chugging it down, I began to feel bubbling in my stomach.
"Oh shoot!" I muttered, not wanting to cough up Gluco Paste right in the Cafe.
Unfortunately, I began to cough up into my bottle. The Pirate looked on with curiosity, but the Superhero watched in disgust.
*Urp*"Er, sorry about that. It's how I earn my credits. Those ghosts never seem to appear to me."
"Point well taken, my name is Captain Zeke."
"Uh, mine is Randyman, protector of..!
"Save it, I've seen you storming around Star Traders before."
Randyman didn't like this blob's attitude.
"Anyways, my name is Skippy. I live here, seeing as nobody cares about a little alien. Care to see my room?"
"Sure, I've got a lot of time on my hands."
The pirate followed Skippy upstairs, but Randyman scowled and ordered a drink.
As the pirate followed skippy up the creeky stairs he could tell something was wrong.
When they neared the room the pirate looked behind him and thought he saw a ghost, but it then Dissappeared.
"Here it is"said skippy
"huh what" Said the pirate a little jumpy after what he had just seen
"this is my room"
"Oh ok".
The alien opened the door and gestured to a chair.
When the pirate sat down the alien locked the door and pulled out a Zoozka 2000
"Put your money on the table ye scurrvy pirate" said Jack Sparrow taking off the alien mask
"Jack!! Ye know ive got no money you took it all"
"well then give me your gun and all other expensive things ye might posess"
"Never!!!"The pirate said as he jumped out the window landing in the ice cold water.
The pirate quickly jumped out of the ice cold water. "Arg, don't need to catch a cold here. To much stuff to do!" He quickly hurried back into the VMK Cafe to fight it out with Jack Sparrow. When he got back into Skippy's room, he saw that practically everything was smashed into splinters.
"Arg, what be the meaning of taking out the poor little alien's makeshift treasure, Sparrow?" Jack scowled. "I don't care about someone else, only me, ye hear!" Captain Zeke shook his head with despair. "Ye were always a land-lubber with no respect, Sparrow. Now give back me money so I can pay the little alien back for the damage ye done." Jack shook his head. "And ye call yourself a pirate, paying someone for something someone else did.... Ye be a sad discrace of a pirate, ye are!" Jack quickly pulled out his Zoozka 2000 blaster. "Now, ye give me whatever ye got, or I will shoot!" Captain Zeke drew his Zoozka 3000. "Looks like we have come to a draw, Sparrow. Give me back me money, or get a hard lesson on the ways of a pirate who be honest, but still has a great aim!" Captain Zeke and Sparrow stood with their blasters at the ready for a few moments. Skippy and Randy Man came in. Jack Sparrow took a moment to look at them coming in. Captain Zeke had his chance. "Sparrow, first rule of a pirate, never be distracted by anything when a gun be in your face." Captain fired his blaster, stunning Sparrow long enough to grab his credits from Sparrow's pocket. "Arg, I have me money back!" Said Captain. He quickly handed Skippy the alien a few credits to cover the damage done by Sparrow. "Arg, second rule Captain Zeke - never turn ye back from a pirate when he isn't stunned!" Sparrow quickly grabbed one of Skippy's credit cards.
"Arg, I be sorry Skippy. Looks like we'll be chasing him again..." "Randy Man will assist you, Captain Zeke, in the fight against-" "Arg, don't do that weird thing ye did before, with the extra long description..." "Thanks for your help, you two. I will assist in any way I can."
..."But I'm afraid there is something else bugging me." Skippy said. "I saw two hooded figures who seemed to cause havoc on Main Street. I have no idea who they were... but they looked like trouble. Care to join me?"
"Arg," said the Captain, "Who be these two hooded persons?"
"I'm not sure, but I know they're criminals," said Skippy. "They have been around for at least a month, getting people out of their good money... It's mutiny, I tell you!" "Randy Man will assist in your quest!" "Arg, I will too!" said the captain.
"Thanks, guys. From the last I heard in the cafe, they were seen at the Frontierland Hub, robbing everyone," said Skippy. "Arg, I suggest we be getting information first." "Good idea, Captain Think-man!" said Randy Man. "Arg... why do you have to be so stupid at times, Underwear-man?" "OK, quit wasting time, you two. Let's go into the bar and see what we can figure out," Skippy said.
The three allies came into the cafe, ordered some drinks, and sat down. Skippy quickly belched up his usual slime. After they were done with their drinks, they walked up to the bartender for some information on the culprits.
"Arg, we be wondering if you have any idea where the culprits that seal people's money are!" Captain said with a questioning look.
"The two hooded persons, you say? Why do you want to know?" Asked the bartender.
"We are on a quest to rat these people out, and give those people they stole from their money back!" Said Randy Man.
"And why should I tell you...???" Asked the bartender slyly.
"Because you care about those people?" Said Skippy with a slight questioning look.
"I don't care about people..." Said the bartender, and he pulled out a Zoozka 2000.
"Whoah nelly." Skippy said.
"I'm terribly sorry about this," the bartender said. He fired.
The Zoonka, Skippy soon noticed, was not at this moment set to kill, but rather to trap. a huge net engulfed Captain, Randy, and Skippy, and then stunned them, making them fall unconsious.
-
"Ugh..." Skippy muttered.
"Oh No!! Not again!" Skippy was in one of the XS Tech Series Transporters, designed to imprison. He was at the Galactic Federation Prisoner Headquarters.
"This can't be right..." Skippy muttered to himself. "The Galactic are good people. They don't imprison the innocent."
Skippy began to look around, and a horrible gripping truth came upon him. The staff of the Galactic Federation, including the Grand Council Woman, were likewise imprisoned in Series Transporters.
"Shoot!" Skippy said. "Who would do such a thing?"
"Funny you should ask," a raspy voice said. These words sent a shiver down Skippy's sloppy and disformed little spine.
The figure walked forward, and Skippy noticed it was one of the criminals he had seen earlier... wait no, the criminals were a bit fatter. Something wasn't right.
"Who are you?"
"I, small alien, am Malefecient." She removed her hood, and a face so hideous appeared that Skippy screamed and fell back, unconsious. His last thoughts were, I wonder where the others are...
Captain and Randy Man were both in another dimension - The Twilight Zone.
"Uh... I think I have seen this before," said Randy Man.
"Arg! It be some kind of next generation reality!" said the pirate Captain.
"Looks like we have to withstand these horrible elevator drops..." Said Randy Man, as they were about to fall.
When Skippy Woke Up He Was In The Middle Of A Dark Dank Room tied to the table.
Over in the corner he could see the outline of a figure.
He Shouted out "Where am I?"
The Voice replied"its not where u are but who you are"
"What Are You Talking About!?!?"
"I Mean Who Are You"
"Im Skippy. Who are you?"
"That doesnt matter. We need to find away out of this place"
"How am i supposed to get out of these chains?"
"Be quiet someone is coming!"
"But what is your name?"
"Torengo"
Then a figure walked into the room....
Captain and Randy Man survived the sickening drops of the elevator.
"Now, to find out how to get back to our dimension," said Randy Man.
"Arg, let's go ask one of those Hotel Managers!" said Captain. "Good idea," said Randy Man. Randy Man chose one who was named George.
"Arg, we be looking for a teleporter back to our dimension!" Said Captain.
"I believe it is in the room after you watch Aerosmith," said the Hotel Manager. "Thanks," said Randy Man.
The two got to Rockin' Rollor Coaster, where you saw Aerosmith live. They had to ride the coaster to get to the teleporter.
" I hope these restraints work..." Said Captain, as they sped of at 60 mph.
Skippy disliked being tied to the table. His skin, if you could call it skin, was not designed through evoultion to be pierced roughly with ropes. The figure walked closely. Skippy wondered more about why he was suddenly moved. Was it to disorient him? To confuse him? It was puzzled him greatly. Finally, the figure reached him, wearing the same hood as Maleficent.
"Hello, dear."
Instantly Skippy knew it was Maleficent again. The shiver returned.
"You poor, poor little alien..."
"Why do you want me? Why won't you let me go?"
"Why, child, you are chosen. It is in the prophecy. The Cauldron predicted that those chosen will rise to destroy the dark ones.
Dark ones? Cauldron? The cauldron reminded him of something, but he couldn't place it. It seems that deep within his mind there was something... something there, waiting to be discovered. Skippy was more confused then ever.
"I dare hope the others are doing better than I am..." Skippy muttered as Maleficent walked away.
Captain and Randy Man just got out of the last corkscrew in the ride when someone appeared in the back seats.
"Hi there!" Said the mysterious personage.
"What be your business here?" Asked Captain.
"I'm the lead singer of Aerosmith!" said the person. "Thanks for coming to ride this and see our show!"
"We're only coming on this to get to the teleporter to our own dimension..." Said Randy Man.
"Well, enjoy it while you can! The teleporter is backstage. Take a left from my room, and you will find the teleporter at the end of the hallway."
"Arg, thanks a bunch!" Said Captain with a grin.
The two allies found the teleporter, and got back to their own dimension.
"Hey - Where's Skippy?" Asked Randy Man.
"Arg, we'll have to find him..." Said Captain with a scowl.
Well, this stinks. Skippy thought to himself. He was tied to a chair, in some place he didn't know, and apparently Maleficent was out to get him. He didn't even want to think where the others were.
Dang it! Skippy angrily thought. I knew I should've gone to that Aerosmith concert at the Music Party.
CaptainZeke and Randy Man quickly found the teleporter to where Skippy was. They entered the teleporter, and found themselves outside of Maleficent's Lair.
"Arg, let's try the door," suggested Captain. Randy Man pulled at the door with all of his strength. "It's locked..." said Randy Man with despair.
Just then, some Evil Henchmen working as guards appeared, and yelled: "Stop!"
"Arg, now we have two problems..." Said Captain, fists ready for pulverizing anyone.
Skippy could hear the Captain and Randyman outside with the guard. Quivering, as any little alien would, Skippy started to cough up Gluco Paste. The Gluco Paste melted the ropes!
"Well I'll be darned. No wonder it sells for so much at Star Traders!"
Skippy quickly ran for the door, but found it was locked.
"Hmm..." Skippy thought. "I wonder if...?"
From the VMK Cafe, as Justine sipped on her coffee, she could hear the sounds of terror in the other direction. She had a lot of issues on her mind so it blew off for a few minutes. Eventually, she decided to check out what was wrong.
"Not like there's gonna be anything else to worry about right now." she whispered to herself. She grabbed her previously bought cookie and ran out with her backpack.
Outside, she saw an alien surrounded by people, and Gluco Paste squirted all over the floor.
"What's happening here?!" she exclaimed. Something about the mystery of why Gluco Paste was on the floor fascinated her.
"Well, it's a long story..." Skippy began to explain, after he pondered about why the door was locked.
"There's gotta be something hiding near it!" Randy Man came to a conclusion.
Justine looked around the door and saw that there was a tightly tied rope at the back of it. "Why is this here..."
"I was trapped with rope! Maybe it was the same creature." Skippy began.
"Then why is this here..." Justine pointed at something on the ground. The others examined it and got the impression that it was...
Captain and Randy Man finished off the guards.
"Well, that fixes that problem," Said Randy Man.
"Now, to get through this door!" Said Captain.
Just then, the door melted when Skippy belched his famous slime.
"Hello, friends!" said Skippy.
Maleficent appeared right behind Skippy. "You won't get away this time..." said Maleficent with an evil grin.
All three heroes readied themselves for the fight.
CaptainZeke, Randy Man, Torengo, and Skippy were finally united once more. They all started to make up a plan while Maleficent was creeping closer and closer...
Torengo shouted at the top of his voice "Ive Got A Plan....RUN!!!!!"
Three of the four heroes all ran for their lives. Skippy stayed to chat with Maleficent.
"So. We were in the Cafe the whole time, Maleficent?"
"Yes. I blackmailed the bartender. He was either to capture you chosens, or I burned down his cafe."
"Burn down the Cafe!? This is the finest bar in the kingdom!" CaptainZeke cried.
"Well, it won't matter anymore. My fortress has been under this bar for centuries, and now you won't see daylight for quite a while you chosens."
(Whispers)"Captain, wasn't there that Justine girl?"
"Yeah, she must have hid. Where could she have-"
Justine burst from behind a rack of drinks, holding a long crowbar. Unexpectedly, with a burst of energy, she whacked Maleficent in the head.
"Didn't see that coming..." muttered Skippy.
"Arg, that solved the problem with Maleficent..." Said the Captain.
"We should go after those robbers now," Said Randy Man.
"Yes, let's go," Said Justine.
"Let me have a drink, first," Said Skippy.
"What A Day. Ive Never Had This Much Stuff Happen To Me Since Everest Month."Said Torengo
After enjoying a cherry whiskey, Skippy felt oozy. Soon, he coughed up more paste.
"Anymore of this stuff," Skippy sputtered. "and I'll be rich."
As they began to walk out, Justine stopped.
"Shouldn't we do something with Maleficent? And about that guy chained?"
"Oops. I forgot about him," Skippy hastily replied. They returned and unchained poor Tangora, who then had the idea of chaining Maleficent to her own trap! This was quickly done, and they set off towards the Frontierland Hub.
"Listen," Skippy began. "Something is up with us. When I was in the Galactic Federation, Maleficent said something about a Cauldron, the Dark Ones, and chosens. She seemed to direct "chosens" toward us."
"Let's figure out more about the Dark Ones, and the Cauldron," Said Randy Man.
"You will have to get through me, first..." Said Sora, appearing from the shadows.
"Who are you!!"
"I Am Sora"
"Ok But What Are you Doing Here?"
But Before He Could Answer Heartless appreared all around them....
The five heroes readied themselves for the fight with Sora and the Heartless. They all pulled out Zoozka blasters, and stunned Sora and all of his Heartless with them.
"Tell us what the Dark Ones, Chosens, and the Cauldron are," Said Randy Man.
"I Dont Know.....Wait did you hear this from a women named Maleficent?"
"yes...How Do You Know Her"
"She had me captured in some room in frontierland"
"well You Can Come With Us"
"Ok...By the way..Have You Seen My Friends Donald And Goofy?"
Donald and Goofy were locked up in a trunk, in the VMK Central Shop. Skippy had wandered over because he was feeling woozy from all the whiskey. He quickly let them out upon finding them.
"Gawrsh! Thanks! Have you seen our buddy Sora?"
"Yesah, hease was ovvvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrr......."
Skippy collapsed. He had been overdosed with Cherry Whiskey. In all the excitement, he had forgotten that his blood sugar could not be that high. When he awoke, he found himself in total darkness.
"Whaa...? Where are the others?..." He muttered to himself.
Some pink elephants appeared and uncorked some champagne.
"Oh dear."
"Arg, seems we've been separated, again!" Said Captain with anger in his eyes.
Captain and Randy Man sent Sora on his way, then tried to find a way back to the VMK Cafe to find out what in the world was going on, and who was causing them trouble.
Captain and Randy Man have been teleported into EPCOT.
"Arg, this place looks futuristic!" Said Captain.
"Let's ask that person over there how to get back to Skippy and the others,"
Said Randy Man.
The two heroes asked the Cast Member how to get back to the VMK Cafe.
"There is a teleporter after the ride Mission: SPACE," he said.
The two entered Mission: SPACE and were strapped in.
"I knew I should have taken a space training class..." Said Randy Man as they took off.
Skippy hated elephants. They were big, rude, mean, and were loud and annoying. But he DESPISED these Pink Elephants. They picked him up with their trunks and dunked and dunked him into buckets of champagne. Skippy was surprised he hadn't drowned. At last Skippy realized that someone needed to feed him the Endorisan Elixir, which would wake up his physical self, which he knew was lying in VMK Central. He knew it would have to be fed to him fast, for soon he would go completely insane in this place. The elephants were now twirling him around in some maddening Merry-Go-Round.
"MaKe It StOoOoP!!!" he cried. But he knew it would be a long while, if at all, that it would stop. For the only place to get the Endorisan Elixir was the moon Endor, in the Galactic Star Wars Galaxy.
The two heroes came out of the ride with their paper bags full.
"Why did I have to have that Triple Cheeseburger...???" Said Randy Man wearily.
"Arg, you got the best of it - I had a Quarter Pounder!" Complained Captain.
The two found the teleporter and were teleported to the VMK Cafe.
"Hey - Where's Skippy?" Asked Randy Man.
The two found his unconscious body in his room, placed there by the bartender.
Torengo Was Left In The Cafe And when We Went outside We weas Teleported to MGM.
"Great Im Alone And Have No Idea Where I Am"
Then he looked twords the Tower Of Terror and thought he saw skippy
"Wait For Me!!!"He Shouted After "skippy" as he ran after him.
"Fool." The clever Skippy muttered to himself.
"He has no idea that I am Captain Hook! Muahaha!"
Hook ran towards the Tower of Terror, towards his fanciful trap.
Captain and Randy Man figured out that Skippy had too much Cherry Whiskey, and passed out.
"Arg, this reminds me of a child show, called Dumbo..." said Captain.
"I suggest we look there," Said Randy Man.
The heroes went to the teleporter that was marked "Whiskey Land". They entered the teleporter, and found Skippy on the floor.
"Skippy I said wait!....now where is he going."
"skippy" ran twords the entance of the Tower Of Terror
"Will You Just wait Up!!!"
Torengo Said As He ran into the Tower Of Terror Lobby Not knowing of the fate that awaited him.......
"Oh, thank goodness you gusy found me." Skippy murmured. Those pink elephants... are horrifying.
"Where did they go?" Randyman answered.
"I'm not sure, but they're gone..." Skippy shakily replied. "That's why I'm scared."
"Huh?" The Captain said.
"I think... somehow... in some mystical yet twisted way... I killed all of them."
"Killed them...???" Asked Captain. "How is that possible?"
"That's terrible..." said Randy Man.
The two heroes sat by Skippy, trying to comfort him.
"Something Doesnt feel right"
As Torengo opened the door he was once again teleported to where Captain, Randyman, and Skippy Were
"Foiled Again!!!" Said Captain Hook Back at MGM
"well hello guys"said Torengo to the others
"Well... We're both very sorry, Skippy..." Randy Man said.
"Arg, we never knew you had so much power..." Said Captain.
"Just try to be calm, we will figure out what's going on," said Randy Man.
"Skippy killed some pink elephants and he's getting into a coma..." Said Randy Man. Then CaptainZeke and Randy Man comforted Skippy to the point where he could get back up, and think about plans for capturing the robbers. Skippy said later, "I will never forget that moment I killed those pink elephants."
Everyone, tired and confused of the day, went to sleep. One dreamed of getting on VMK, but turned itself into a nightmare with a ban. One other dreamed he became a CL_. 'Oh if only,' one though, 'that dream was true'. The other thought' Hope I never dream that again!' The others slept soundly that night. But, they all had nightmared, expect of course the luck CL_. In the morning were refreshed.
Then something slipped into the dark mind of RandyMan. It was so horrible, so gruesome, so terrifyingly unthinkable, that is made RandyMan scream in terror at every twist and turn.
RandyMan was in superboxers... at school!
He was only in his elastic superboxers when he arrived at school. The contorted faces spilled against the backdrop of the educational grounds, and the superhero whimpered. He backed against a wall, pounding until he came to a door. A single door in a void of darkness...
"Welcome..." came a voice.
"Eh?" replied the superzero.
"Welcome to the Hollywood Hotel!" said the perky voice.
"Oh, okay. That first time sounded a bit creep-"
"...where the spirits are ripped from their bodies...."
o_0
"Okay, I'll just be going n- hey! The doors are closed!" he said, and turned to face a single elevator. He pushed the button, and immediately the carrier opened. Surprisingly, many people had decided to use it as well. What was really unusual were the seatbelts...
He strapped in, and waited. Then the doors silently closed... as well as the people around him. He yawned, and when he opened his eyes, the people were nowhere to be seen. Then it came.
SWOOOOOOSH!
He fell stories and stories, into the worst part of his dream! He landed on a cusion, and there sat cute little fluffballs.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
In CaptainZeke's dream, he imagined he was back on his old pirate ship, the Black Death. He dreamt he was sailing along, searching for the hidden treasure many had told him about.
"Arg," CaptainZeke said, "There's rough waters ahead..."
He yelled out to his crew. "All hands on deck!"
He suddenly realized: he had no crew! He was on his own to face these rough waters.
"Arg..." CaptainZeke said, "I knew I couldn't pull this off on me own..."
He continued on, and quickly got through the rough water when a wave backed him up and carried him over the entire rapids site.
He dreamt that when he got to the Skull Rock where the treasure was rumored to be hidden, there was already someone there - It was old Jack Sparrow.
"Arg, Captain Zeke, see you next fall!" Sparrow said. Sparrow shoved Captain off the cliff. "Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... !!!" Yelled CaptainZeke, as he fell to his rocky death.
Captain then woke up as he hit the rocky bottom, and fell quickly back to sleep.
As wanderer I now was, I came upon a small town cafe, hoping to get some directions to a place I could sleep. The bartender, a quiet, yet peaceful man, welcomed me to stay a night so I could get refreshed to continue my journey for a new permanent home. As I walked the steps to my room for the day, I opened and walked through a door. Once I walked in, I started to whistle the song the Brer Rabbit sang that I heard from somebody else, until I saw a small group of people, who were discussing their awkward dreams.
"Sorry, is this your room?"
"Yes," answered one of them, "It is mine."
"Well then, sorry for the interruption, continue on."
"If you have any questions about this town and such, you can ask me, Mr...?"
"Eye, you can call me Eye."
I nodded to everyone at once, and then walked out of the room with embarrassment, because on that door, it said "Skippy's Room." Once I closed the door behind me, I laughed to myself, because the door straight across the hall said "Visitor's Room." The bartender even explained to me, "Once you get up the staircase, the left room is the visitor's room, you are welcome to stay there for a night to get yourself rested."
I opened my room's door, went in and then locked it. I saw the lumpy bed in the tiny room, taking up about 1/4 of the room. I took off and put my sweater on the coat hangar that rested upon the door, and then jumped on my uncomfortable, yet so cozy, bed. I closed my eyes, and wondered of the day I left my town, until I fell asleep and the wondering of my thoughts turned into the nightmare I was about to dream...
About 10 minutes later, I woke up sweating. I looked at the clock in the room. 9:05 PM. I went downstairs, and got myself some delicious hot chocolate. I wasn't much af a coffee drinker, but something warm always seemed to satisfy me. I went back upstairs and knocked on Skippy's door, wondering if I was able to join there little gathering in there.
"Sure, come on in." Skippy replied.
I sat down, and listened to what everyone had to say.
"My dream," Skippy began, "was terrifying. I was sitting alone in a dark room, when Maleficent appeared, followed by Captain Hook. Then Prince John. And Kaa. And Gaston. And the Queen of Hearts. They all flew up towards a cauldron, and began to... chant. They chanted and chanted, and I saw two red eyes forming in the bubbling liquid of the cauldron. I heard a roar, and for some reason the villains stepped aside as I walked up to the cauldron. As I reached the podium, a huge menacing clawed hand sprung up from the cauldron and grabbed me by the throaght. It said, 'It is over. The time of the dark ones has come.' And then I woke up.
"It seems we've all been having weird dreams," murmured Randy.
"Quite," agreed Tangora.
"Um, did I miss something?" the newcomer EyeBrowKid said.
"Take a seat," the captain gently replied. "We'll explain all we know."