:bunny_basket: Post ur favorite Jokes! This Is just for fun Make super ramdom ones that are really funny! =D Come on and show us ur funny side!

Rules:
1) Dont be rude
2) Follow VMKF rules
3) dont spam
4) Have fun!
5) Dont double post unless 24 hours has past

(I can't think of anything right now so just post ur funny jokes.)


Also U may rate eachothers joke if wanted (u dont have to)

Rate them from 1/10-10/10! =D


Lets start!

IF this is in the wrong section please mods move it to the right one ;)

ok Knock knock

-Who there?

banana spilt

-Banana Spilt who?

Who Spilted the Banana?

What time is it good to go to the dentist?

TOOTH-THIRTY!!!!! hahahahahahha so funny :easter_eggs:

Q.There a 2 best friends, penny and nickel, they did everything together, Penny jumped off the satue of libirty, why didn't nickel???
A. Nickel had more cents,


((yeah i know its bad))

how is this related to mini games

knock, knock, who is there ah, ah who eww plz dont sneeze on me!

i have a question, can is be blonde jokes?? (im blonde) and no offense blondes, this suits me lol

Sorry, no blonde jokes. And for that matter, no jokes that target any groups of people. Keep it clean. :)

knock, knock, who is there boo, boo who, why are you crying were watching an action moive not a sad moive?

I have a lot of jokes ppl so plz rate mine!

like with one of my friends she lols when you say cherries its true and she is at my house so ppl post the word cherries.

lol same with me I laugh at everything and cherries.


:blbunny: ~Lady~:blbunny:

knock, knock, who is there boo, boo who, why are you crying were watching an action moive not a sad moive?

LOL hah .

cherries shall rule. vmk today, the earth tomorow

bestroyal momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."



bestoryal = me did not want to be rude about other ppl

lol lol my friend says this is the best post ever and she saw on vmk this kid did infore and his head was on fire and his feet were not it looked so cool i wish you could have been there.

There were 3 men, an english man, an irish man and a scottish man. They went to a park and saw a slide, a person walked up to them and said "This is a magic slide, say what you want as you go down it!" So the english man went down and said "Silver!" And he landed in a pool of silver. Then the irish mand went down the slide and said "Gold!" And he landed in a pool of gold. Then the scottish man (who was drunk!) went down the slide and said "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and landed in a pool of wee!!

Hayley
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(P.S sorry if you think this insults scottish men but he was drunk! lol)