Maurice the Puppy Man
02-03-2006, 08:49 PM
My friend and I always love coming up with new ideas about why life exists. They usually include ramdom craziness, strange combinations of religions, and the occasional shift in gravity. However, today we came up with one of these insane explainations, and this time, I think we might be on to something. So here it is:
God is a computer nerd. He was bored one day so he decided to amuse himself and make a mass multiplayer online game (like VMK) called Earth. So then many angels and other spirits started playing this game, and we are their characters. Pretty crazy, right? Well, think about it. I guarentee you that there is not a single thing that cant be explained by this theory. Go ahead! Try me! We have already come up with a few good explainations such as these.
Weather: It's created by game watchers (basically like VMK_ people) so that the players wont get bored.
Leap year: A glitch in the game that they never bothered to fix.
Sleep: When your player logs off/saves.
Deja Vu: When your player forgets to save and they have to complete the task all over again.
That strange feeling you get when time seems to be slowing down: Too many people are logged on at the same time, thus slowing down the game.
Free Will: It doesn't exist. What we do is what the player is making us do. Almost like a giant version of the Sims. Kinda depressing, but yeah.
Computer players: Sometimes, there will be characters that are controled by the computer. These are people such as world leaders and end bosses. Occasionally, a computer character will be made in the form a regular, not powerful character. So if you really do have free will, you are probably a computer controlled character.
Religion: Basically there were some really good players such as Zeus, Osiris, Vishnu, etc., etc., (these people were most likely the people who helped God create the game) who created large communities revolving around themselves.
Luck: How good your player is at the game.
Magic/Supernatural Occurances/Special things: The player used a cheat code.
Reincarnation: Your player had extra lives. When they lose a life, they move on to the next one.
Death: When your player runs out of lives, you die completely (you can't come back) and the player must make a new character.
Nirvana: It's basically hacking into the system. If your player does everything right in the game, they may be able to hack into the system (they forgot to fix this glitch, too). Once they do so, they become one with the system. As soon as the player loses that life, their character becomes a new spirit and a new player. This also explains population increase.
Chuck Norris: The end boss.
If you figure out any more or you think you have something that can't be explained by this theory, post it here!
God is a computer nerd. He was bored one day so he decided to amuse himself and make a mass multiplayer online game (like VMK) called Earth. So then many angels and other spirits started playing this game, and we are their characters. Pretty crazy, right? Well, think about it. I guarentee you that there is not a single thing that cant be explained by this theory. Go ahead! Try me! We have already come up with a few good explainations such as these.
Weather: It's created by game watchers (basically like VMK_ people) so that the players wont get bored.
Leap year: A glitch in the game that they never bothered to fix.
Sleep: When your player logs off/saves.
Deja Vu: When your player forgets to save and they have to complete the task all over again.
That strange feeling you get when time seems to be slowing down: Too many people are logged on at the same time, thus slowing down the game.
Free Will: It doesn't exist. What we do is what the player is making us do. Almost like a giant version of the Sims. Kinda depressing, but yeah.
Computer players: Sometimes, there will be characters that are controled by the computer. These are people such as world leaders and end bosses. Occasionally, a computer character will be made in the form a regular, not powerful character. So if you really do have free will, you are probably a computer controlled character.
Religion: Basically there were some really good players such as Zeus, Osiris, Vishnu, etc., etc., (these people were most likely the people who helped God create the game) who created large communities revolving around themselves.
Luck: How good your player is at the game.
Magic/Supernatural Occurances/Special things: The player used a cheat code.
Reincarnation: Your player had extra lives. When they lose a life, they move on to the next one.
Death: When your player runs out of lives, you die completely (you can't come back) and the player must make a new character.
Nirvana: It's basically hacking into the system. If your player does everything right in the game, they may be able to hack into the system (they forgot to fix this glitch, too). Once they do so, they become one with the system. As soon as the player loses that life, their character becomes a new spirit and a new player. This also explains population increase.
Chuck Norris: The end boss.
If you figure out any more or you think you have something that can't be explained by this theory, post it here!