Here Is The Joke:

Okay There Was This Guy That Didnt No Any English.

So The Guy Watches This Opera And They Were Singing " Mimimimi ".

So The Guy Learned " Mimimimi ".

And Then The Guy Watched This Commercial That Said " Forks And Knives Forks And Knives ".

So The Learned " Forks And Knives Forks And Knives ".

And Then The Guy Watched A Basketball Game And They Said " Yippee Yippee ".

So The Guy Learned " Yippee Yippee ".

And Then The Guy Watched Another Commercial That Said " Plug It In Plug It In ".

So The Guy Learned " Plug It In Plug It In ".

And Then A Policeman Came And Said " Who Did This? ".

So The Guy Said " Mimimimi ".

And Then The Policeman Said " How Did You Do It? ".

So The Guy Said " Forks And Knives Forks And Knives ".

And The Policeman Said " Your Going To Jail ".

So The Guy Said " Yippee Yippee ".

And Then The Policman Said " Your Going To The Electric Chair ".

So The Guy Said " Plug It In, Plug It In ".

Isn't It Funny?

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yea lol i herd it before and it gets me every time...

I heard a different version of that... The guy learns forks and knives, plug it in, and instead of the other two he learns let it rip! So it goes...
A spanish guys wants to learn english so he watches television. He saw a commercial that said, 'forks and knives, forks and knives.' Then another commercial comes on and says, 'Let it rip!' Then one more commercial comes on and says 'Plug it in, plug it in.' So then a cop comes after somone was murdered the night before and asks the spanish guy if he knows how it happened. The guy said,'Forks and knives, forks and knives.' So then the cop says that if he did it they might have to shoot him. So he says, 'Let it rip!' After that the cop gets angry and says, 'You're going to the electric chair.' The spanish guy says, 'Plug it in, plug it in.' lol

I love that joke! It's so funny.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLROFLROFL lmbo

And Then A Policeman Came And Said " Who Did This? ".

So The Guy Said " Mimimimi ".

And Then The Policeman Said " How Did You Do It? ".

So The Guy Said " Forks And Knives Forks And Knives ".

And The Policeman Said " Your Going To Jail ".

So The Guy Said " Yippee Yippee ".

And Then The Policman Said " Your Going To The Electric Chair ".

So The Guy Said " Plug It In, Plug It In ".

Isn't It Funny?


Actually after he learns the stuff he goes some where, there was a crime scene where somebody broke into some place, the officer wanted to question him because he was found at the crime secene and it continues from there.

It wouldn't make sense if all of a sudden a cop comes in his house and asks questions

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Ur Truely ~Darkness~:uglyhamme :woohoo: :lol: :luxhello: :jumping-s :lachen70:

I don't get it?

to all the jokes i just have to say.....LOL LOL LOL ROTFL!!!!

Here's A Joke!

You Ready?

Really?

Your Ready?

Now?

Ok...

Here It Goes...

YOU ROCK.

ROTFLOL!

ok so this boy needed 4 words for school so first he ask his sister whut is the first letter in the alphabet? shake your booty shake your booty then he asked his cuz what is the first letter in the alphabet and she said oh yeah oh yeah then he asked his dad whut is the first letter of the alphabet and he said 49ers 49 ners then he asked his mom whut is the first letter of the alphabet
and she said my buns are burning my buns are burning and he went to school and shared his letters

he said shake your booty shake your booty then the teacher asked do you want to go to the principles office? then he says oh yeah oh yeah then the teacher sent him to the principles office and the principle said do u need to go the clinic ?and he said 49ers 49ers then the principle sent him to the clinic and he said my buns are burning my buns are burning:CastMem:

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everyone one LOLIO!

How 'bout this one?

There's a white kid,
a black kid,
and a hispanic kid.
Their teacher tells them to say a sentence using Liver and cheese....



White kid-Once, my mom made me a cheese and liver sandwich and it was sooooo good,.
Black kid-Once, My mumma told my daddy to get some cheese, but he didn't, and she punched him in the liver.
Hispanic kid-Once, these boys were trying to look under my sister's dress, so I told the,: Hey! Liv'er alone, cheese my sister

I have a joke

So this little boy was at home and he went to his brothers room and he could here him singing Hit me baby one more time in his room

Then he went to his other brother who was watching a football game when he shouted out GO GO GOOOOO

Then he went by the bathroom and he heard him singing in the toilet in the toilet

so he went to school and his teacher asked him to sing the ABC's but instead he said HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

then the teacher said oh my another word like that and your going to the ISS room then he said GO GO GOOO

So the teacher took him to the ISS Room The person there asked him Son..Where do you live? And guess what he said...

In the toilet in the toilet


XDDD

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Ur Truely ~Darkness~:uglyhamme :woohoo: :lol: :luxhello: :jumping-s :lachen70: you got that off funny junk .com

i have 1:

so this guy come from a foriegncountry, and the ppl at the air port go: " ok, we need u to use the word green, pink, and yellow in a sentence, and then u can go."

so the guy goes: "When the phone goes Green Green, i Pink it up and say Yellow

LOL :)

ok i got a joke:
there was this girl who wanted to learn words clearly so she walked by the bell,and it went "ring ring",so then she went by the toy section of a store and a toy went "yep yep".so she was walking around a tree until she saw a woman that went "oh no oh no" so then she went to get her toy until she heard crying.so a man bumped in to her and said oh i'm sorry and she went "ring ring!" and he asked if she needed to use the bathroom and she said "yep yep!"so he took her hand and she went "oh no oh no" and there was a cop by so the man said what? And she acted like she was crying,so the man went completely clueless,the cop heard and kuffed him and sent him to jail lol it really happened so i told the cop she was trying to learn words and didn't mean to sent him to jail lol good times..

LOL! Very funny!

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Ur Truely ~Darkness~:uglyhamme :woohoo: :lol: :luxhello: :jumping-s :lachen70:

LMHO!!! I've never heard that before!

Here Is The Joke:

Okay There Was This Guy That Didnt No Any English.

So The Guy Watches This Opera And They Were Singing " Mimimimi ".

So The Guy Learned " Mimimimi ".

And Then The Guy Watched This Commercial That Said " Forks And Knives Forks And Knives ".

So The Learned " Forks And Knives Forks And Knives ".

And Then The Guy Watched A Basketball Game And They Said " Yippee Yippee ".

So The Guy Learned " Yippee Yippee ".

And Then The Guy Watched Another Commercial That Said " Plug It In Plug It In ".

So The Guy Learned " Plug It In Plug It In ".

And Then A Policeman Came And Said " Who Did This? ".

So The Guy Said " Mimimimi ".

And Then The Policeman Said " How Did You Do It? ".

So The Guy Said " Forks And Knives Forks And Knives ".

And The Policeman Said " Your Going To Jail ".

So The Guy Said " Yippee Yippee ".

And Then The Policman Said " Your Going To The Electric Chair ".

So The Guy Said " Plug It In, Plug It In ".

Isn't It Funny?

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LOL

I Got 1

This Kid asked his mother Mom what is the first letter of the alphabet.she as on the phone so she said shut up shut up.he runs to his dad and says dad wgats the secound letter of the alpabet.he was watching a football game so he said Go Go! he runs to his sister and he say sister wats the third letter of the alpabet? she said lollypop lollypop.so he runs to his brother and says brother whats the forth letter of the alpahbet?he just finshed playing his bat man game so he said BatMan!

He goes to school the next day he asks his tacher can he go to the rest room? she said whats the first letter of the alpabet?he said shut up shut up.she said whats the secound letter of the alpabet? he says Go Go.She says what is the third leter of the alpabet?he said lollypop lollypop and then she said who do you think you are? BatMan!

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Cenafan10

LMHO!!! I've never heard that before!

Uh.. I don't understand the joke. Can you explain it?

Anybody Like My Joke?

I am confused about the cows joke lol

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Uh.. I don't understand the joke. Can you explain it?

I don't really know what to explain, just follow the directions that are given in the post. If you really don't get it, I'll explain it as best as I can later.

LOL i have heard that before. It is pretty funny but a little corny at the same time.

my joke is kinda like the first joke:

there a dumb girl working at a fruit stand. Somebody came and said, how much are these oranges??
she said i dont no and the girl left
the manager came and said the oranges are 25 cents
another person came out and said how much are these oranges?
she said 25 cents
the he said are they fresh?
she said, i dont no and the person left
the manager came back and aid the oranges are fresh, fresh, fresh!!
then someone else ame and asked how much are the oranges?
she said 25 cents!
are they fresh?
fresh, fresh,fresh!!
can i buy them??
i dont no then he left
the manager came out and said if they dont someone else will!!
finnally, a robber came and said how much in the register??
25 cents!
are you being fresh with me??
fresh, fresh, fresh!!
im going to shoot u!!
if you dont somebody else will!!

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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERES mine there was this blonde girl and at her work these guys made dumb blonde jokes she got so mad that she went home and memorized ALL the state capitals then the next day she went back to her work and the guys were telling dumb blonde jokes so she said I am so sick and tired of your dumb blonde jokes If blondes are so "dumb" how could i have memorized all tthe state capitals? so the guy saids if u did that then what is the Capital of Alaska? then she said "Thats easy A" lolololol

my joke is kinda like the first joke:

there a dumb girl working at a fruit stand. Somebody came and said, how much are these oranges??
she said i dont no and the girl left
the manager came and said the oranges are 25 cents
another person came out and said how much are these oranges?
she said 25 cents
the he said are they fresh?
she said, i dont no and the person left
the manager came back and aid the oranges are fresh, fresh, fresh!!
then someone else ame and asked how much are the oranges?
she said 25 cents!
are they fresh?
fresh, fresh,fresh!!
can i buy them??
i dont no then he left
the manager came out and said if they dont someone else will!!
finnally, a robber came and said how much in the register??
25 cents!
are you being fresh with me??
fresh, fresh, fresh!!
im going to shoot u!!
if you dont somebody else will!!

:CastMem: :CastMem:
oh i like that one lol

rofl.. lol

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Ur Truely ~Darkness~:uglyhamme :woohoo: :lol: :luxhello: :jumping-s :lachen70:
i dont get it

how is that funny

Lolololol!!

ROTFL! That joke has been going around my school for a LONG time but I still can't get over it! Where'd you get the joke from?

just to let u know, i dont know one kid who hasn't heard that joke.... yet

rolf i never heard that 1 before lol (the 1 with the guy in and the eltric chair)

Hehe, I have a joke, but would rather not tell it cause it's too much typing. But when I get up to it, I will. ;)

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Ur Truely ~Darkness~:uglyhamme :woohoo: :lol: :luxhello: :jumping-s :lachen70:
DARNET! I got tired of saying cows so I skipped to the last part...
~Chaelle

Skipping the last part is the worst thing! LOL sooooo funny

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!