this is a game i just came up with. somebody says a joke and gives answer to it.. then somebody else rates the joke from 1/10 ok so i will start..

Q:why did the frog cross the road?
A:because the chicken was on vacation!

lol.. ok i no its bad but go ahead and rate!

4/10

Q:what state gives men the most soda?
A: Men-a-soda

LOL!

Men-a-soda isn't a state (NOTE: My brother, 21, said this....)

6/10

I hope this is G-rated.

Ok, there were these three guys. They're in an airplane. The airplane starts to crash for no apparent reason at all. So, as dumb as they were, they started dropping things to see if it would stop it. First, the dropped a lamp. That didn't work. Then they dropped a piano. That didn't work. THEN they dropped a bomb. Again, didn't work. Eventually, they crashed. Nobody was hurt badly, just some minor bruises and junk like that. They saw a village and walked towards it. As they were walking through town, they saw a little boy crying. They asked, "Why are you crying little boy?" He said, "A lamp hit my dad's head, and he dropped down dead!!!!" They looked at each other and carried on. Soon, they came upon a little girl crying. They asked, "Why are you crying little girl?" She answered, "A piano hit my mommy's head, and she fell down dead!!" They looked at each other, and carried on, hoping to find somewhere to stay. Soon, they came upon a little boy LAUGHING his head off! They asked, "Why are you laughing so hard little boy?" He answered, "I farted and my house blew up!! Bwahahahahahaha!!"

LOL, and that's that. Sorry if it's not G-rated mods. Didn't know if it was or not.

8/10

heres one!

in an irish pub there were 2 guys and one goes up to the other and asks, wat country r u from?
ireland
me to!
how old r u?
27
me to!
wats ur last name?
O'Brian
me to!
another guy wals in te bar and ask, wats up?
nothin' the O'Brian twins rrdrunk again

Lol, 9/10.

Lol, 9/10.
thanks! my sis told me it:xmas30:

my is not really good but here it is

why did mickey cross the road?

so he could get his cheese back from goofy

i dont get it but if i did i bet it would be funny so i give ist 4/10

this is a dumb blonde joke enjoy :] lol


Ok there was this bar and it had a magic mirror in the bathroom. if u told the mirror something true about u , u would get one wish but if u lied about yuorself u would get sucked up in the mirror so there was a blonda a brunett and a red head [ as always lol ] and the red head goes up to the mirro and says i think i am the most smart person in this bar the mirror gave here 1 wish next the brunett goes up to the mirror and says i think i am the most pretty girl in this bar and the mirror gives her a wish finely the blonde goes up to the mirror and says i think and the mirror sucked her up LOL

a friend told me that i thought it was funny lol : - ]

lol:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :lol: :lol:

a friend told me this 1 :D

Theres a Russian guy, an American guy and a Japanese guy. They go to a hotel but there is only 1 bed in the apartment. The American guy sleeps in the bed, the Russian guy sleeps in the bathtub and the Japanese guy slept in the hamper. The American guy had to go stinky but he couldnt go in the bathroom bc the Russian guy was in there, so he went in a pillowcase. Of course he would not want to sleep with a pillowcase full of ick so he threw it in the hamper. The next morning the Russian guy asks the American guy how he slept. He said "Great!". The American guy asks the Russian guy how he slept and he said "Good!". Then they both asked the Japanese guy how he slept and he said "OK, but a ghost attacked me last night and i beat the ick out of it!".

lol i think its funny :D

i dont get it but if i did i bet it would be funny so i give ist 4/10

this is a dumb blonde joke enjoy :] lol


Ok there was this bar and it had a magic mirror in the bathroom. if u told the mirror something true about u , u would get one wish but if u lied about yuorself u would get sucked up in the mirror so there was a blonda a brunett and a red head [ as always lol ] and the red head goes up to the mirro and says i think i am the most smart person in this bar the mirror gave here 1 wish next the brunett goes up to the mirror and says i think i am the most pretty girl in this bar and the mirror gives her a wish finely the blonde goes up to the mirror and says i think and the mirror sucked her up LOL

a friend told me that i thought it was funny lol : - ]


i give it a 4/10 because i am a blonde

i give it 7/10 as althoguh it is funny it isnt that funny

this is'nt really a joke but here it is

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/MSWordforblondes.jpg
i am not trying to be disrespectful to blondes

i give it a 4/10 because i am a blonde
im blonde to but i think blonde joke's are still funny lol

10/10!!

Here's A Joke:

There Are Three Girls In An Attic. A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Red Head. They Are Spies, Keep In Mind, And Don't Want To Be Found. They Hear Someone Coming Up To The Attic, They Think Fast And Hide. The Blonde Hides Behind A Sack Of Potatoes, The Brunette Hides Behind A Cow (IDK!), And The Red Head Hides Behind A Pig! The Policeman Comes Up And Points A Flashlight At The Girls. The Redhead Says "Oink!" The Brunette Says "Mooo!!" And The Blonde Says "Potatoes!!".
ROTFLOL!

i give it 7/10 as althoguh it is funny it isnt that funny

this is'nt really a joke but here it is

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/MSWordforblondes.jpg
i am not trying to be disrespectful to blondes
i dont get the joke.???.

Q:why didn't the skeleton cross the road
A:bc he didn't have any guts (no guts no glory)

0/10

ok theres an american a mexican and a french in a boat the french throws french fries over board and says we have to many of these in france the mexican throws burritos over board and says we have to many of these on mexico the american throws the mexican over board and says we have to many of these in america
(NO OFFENCE TO MEXICANS)

oh yea Family Guy rocks

my is not really good but here it is

why did mickey cross the road?

so he could get his cheese back from goofy

wow that was so random haha

6/10 it needs a bigger storyline like they stole that stuff and are being chased by cops

why is windows XP used as a prison guard?

because it always locks up!

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10/10!!

Here's A Joke:

There Are Three Girls In An Attic. A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Red Head. They Are Spies, Keep In Mind, And Don't Want To Be Found. They Hear Someone Coming Up To The Attic, They Think Fast And Hide. The Blonde Hides Behind A Sack Of Potatoes, The Brunette Hides Behind A Cow (IDK!), And The Red Head Hides Behind A Pig! The Policeman Comes Up And Points A Flashlight At The Girls. The Redhead Says "Oink!" The Brunette Says "Mooo!!" And The Blonde Says "Potatoes!!".
ROTFLOL!

LOL, I loved it! 10/10!

10/10!!

Here's A Joke:

There Are Three Girls In An Attic. A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Red Head. They Are Spies, Keep In Mind, And Don't Want To Be Found. They Hear Someone Coming Up To The Attic, They Think Fast And Hide. The Blonde Hides Behind A Sack Of Potatoes, The Brunette Hides Behind A Cow (IDK!), And The Red Head Hides Behind A Pig! The Policeman Comes Up And Points A Flashlight At The Girls. The Redhead Says "Oink!" The Brunette Says "Mooo!!" And The Blonde Says "Potatoes!!".
ROTFLOL!

that the funnyest joke i ever heard

3 blondes walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

3 blondes walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked
huh??:confused:

a metal bar lol

a metal bar lol
Im even more confused now...

lol
BLONDE JOKE-
A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones off .
So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it pretty difficult, so he thinks What could happen if I took the headphones off? , and he took them off. The blonde dropped dead straight away.
Oh My gosh said the hairdresser, puzzled. What is so special about these headphones? and he put them on.
Out of the headphones he heard: Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...

LOL

0/10

ok theres an american a mexican and a french in a boat the french throws french fries over board and says we have to many of these in france the mexican throws burritos over board and says we have to many of these on mexico the american throws the mexican over board and says we have to many of these in america
(NO OFFENCE TO MEXICANS)

oh yea Family Guy rocks

Thats very rude. Think before you post please.

Thats really funny, coolvee. And I'm blonde. Also, blonde jokes are stupid and nobody takes them seriously really. But thats a racist (sp) joke, sqeth

i take blondes seriously

i posted it bc it was really funny, lol

i dont mean to offend anyone :)
if i did, so srry