View Full Version : Funniest Caption Contest-Prize is pirate quest!


SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 07:22 PM
I havn't decided which PQ it will be, bit this is a funny caption contest. Whoever makes the funniest one will win!
http://www.takenspace.com/JP/flying.jpg

cookiefairy
12-27-2005, 07:25 PM
Girl in dark red:Look, just because you have a chicken hat and I don't doesn't mean you get to show of your flying!

coolbabygrl
12-27-2005, 07:29 PM
Girl with black skull shirt: Yay!! im flying
Girl with red shirt: oooh, oooh! can i come up?
Seagull: Goodness! i cant carry all the extra wheight...uh
Girl with red shirt: wut extra wheight?
Seagull: you.....
Girl with red shirt: gr...wait till i get wings!
Seagull: uh huh, till the pigs fly...(sees a pig flying though the windows)

SoarinSoarin
12-27-2005, 07:30 PM
You: Roger, we have a girl in our landing path. A code 12939828287762.
Girl: Hey, the sky is blue toda... AHHHH! (Crashes)
You: Houston, we have touchdown! 6 points!

SS~

mrskellington
12-27-2005, 07:35 PM
Hurry! FLY BACK TO NEVER LAND GET OUT OF SKULL ROCK!

SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 07:37 PM
LOL..who should win? We need for Captions!

CanUWish
12-27-2005, 07:40 PM
Dark red shirt: Hmm, a flying post. I wonder where that came from.
You: Aww where did my lolipop stick go? It's not on the ceiling!
Dark Red shirt: It smells like candy in here.
You: Well it doesnt smell like candy up here!
Dark Red: Hey, how did u get up there?
YOU: The new magic flying carpet magic pin is out, didnt you hear?
Dark red: Sorry, I cant hear you.

SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 07:44 PM
lol there sure are some funny captions!

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Oh goodie my 400th post!

coolbabygrl
12-27-2005, 07:45 PM
LOL..who should win? We need for Captions!
When are u going to say the winner? u said "if we have for ppl"

Greenway
12-27-2005, 07:50 PM
Check it out, Levitation Magic!!

NoniNoni
12-27-2005, 07:53 PM
You: This is fun. I knew seagull hats rocked
Other Girl: Oh my.. I think you are getting to carried away with that seagull hat... literally..

00 tom 00
12-27-2005, 08:17 PM
somebodie's had too much coffee.....

SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 09:05 PM
Tom, your is funny too..but I think the winner is...............................? ? ? ?

Schmoofy
12-27-2005, 09:08 PM
Go aHEAD,take ths levitation spell off me. Your head will thank you Xdd

jab1235
12-27-2005, 09:09 PM
girl in red shirt: hustion we have a problam
hustion: what is it
girl in red : and unidenafied flying woman just about to land on my head
girl in black: an ugly rug to land on
girlin red : im not a rug and who are you callin ugly nest head

aengus
12-27-2005, 09:11 PM
No! I wont come down until you give me the firewall and the couch!!

or

You know... You drive me up a wall sometimes!!

CanUWish
12-27-2005, 09:13 PM
YAY! Im so glad .....................? won the contest! They had the best caption of them all! ;)

Faithrella
12-27-2005, 09:13 PM
Peter was right! You CAN fly, with just some faith, trust, and bird-hat dust! -starts humming- You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 09:15 PM
Still haven't found a winner!!

SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 09:19 PM
Here's a caption I made.
B=Black shirt
R=Red shirt

R: So you see, that's how you defy gravity sources by letting the air carry you!
B:Yeah whatever ok, can I come down now?
R:But we havn't gotten to Helium yet!
B: I know but..I need to go to the bathroom..
R: -Loses Connection-

B:Oh no, now I'm stuck here all night!

The End.

CanUWish
12-27-2005, 09:32 PM
B: What does this button do?!?
R: NO WAIT!
- B flies up into the air -
B: This is awesome!
R: Yea it is at first..
B: OUCH!
R:.. untill you hit the ceiling!

SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 09:34 PM
Off topic: CanUWish what's ur avatar from?

CanUWish
12-27-2005, 09:38 PM
off topic: The show family guy
:)

SpottedDog
12-27-2005, 10:05 PM
B=Black shirt
R=Red Shirt

R: Young lady, get down from there this instant!
B:I can't, I made daddy breakfast and accidently threw the burnt pancakes on the ceiling!
R:I said down!
B:Ok then, catch me! (She weighs 199 pounds)
R:Uh oh..

alecledesma
12-27-2005, 10:18 PM
R:Oooh it smells like candy in here i feel like staying here forever!
B:Sorry girl but it smells like brown feathers up here!
R:Well g2g bye!

Greenway
12-27-2005, 10:21 PM
Who knew the seagull was full of hot air?

Juneau
12-27-2005, 10:31 PM
We all knew adding that bird to her hat would give her the edge next time she played hide and seek...all of us, except one! *shifty eyes*

Vtual
12-27-2005, 11:37 PM
R=Girl In Red Shirt
B=Girl In Black Shirt

B:Hey, Do You Mind Getting Me Down From Up Here??
R:Srry I Got To Catch Some ZZZZZZZ'SSSS
R:And I Told You To Follow What I Said But No You Wanted To Use Magic!!!!
B:If Your Trying To Make Me Say Sorry, I Wont.
R:Alright, Ill Leave You Here All Alone. Where Mice Can Get Up There And Eat You.
B:What In The Virtual Magic Kingdom Is Touching My Left Shoe.
B:RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- B Trys To Walk On The Ceiling -
B:Please Dont Say I Told You So.
R:I Told You Soo.
B:I Told You Not To Say That.
R:You Said Not To Say I Told You So. But I Said I Told You Soo.
R:With 2 O's
- R Leaves Her Alone -
B:Anybody????
- B Falls Down And Hits Her Head -

THE END!!!!

- Long Story I Know -
- And My Brother Made This Story -
- Not Funny To Me But My Brother Just Said To Put It -

________________
Harry Potter Freak!

GenieOfLamp
12-27-2005, 11:57 PM
Flying girl: Why does everyone think this is so cool? I didn't even do anything! The Earth just kinda... dropped about 3 feet...

abrown33521
12-28-2005, 12:07 AM
Girl in Red: Wimgardium Leveosare!! (sp.)
Girl in Black: Your notHermione Granger you know!!
Girl in Red: how do you know i could be.
Girl in Black: I dont feel so good..
Girl in Red: dont even think about it! Fine I'll put you down!

- THUMP!! -
Girl in Red: Oh yea I never figured out how to put things down gently..
Girl in Black: Now you tell me.

Bilbo
12-28-2005, 01:35 AM
Birdhat girl: Geffrey! (geffrey is her bird) Get me on the ground, now!
Geffrey: Polly wanna cracker....
Girl in red: I wish I had a bird named Geffrey!
Birdhat girl: I wish I didn't! He never comes down!
Girl in red: I want to stay in the air, the air let's me breathe. -she smiles-
Birdhat girl: I hate air, air is dumb!
Girl in red: I doubt it! If you didn't have air, you would die!
Birdhat girl: I would rather die then be stuck up here with Geffrey!
Girl in red: Why don't you take him off?
Birdhat girl: He glued me to the hat!
Girl in red: Ohh.... Why don't you give him a cracker?
Birdhat girl: I would, but i'm a little stuck right now!
Girl in red: tough luck!
Geffrey: Polly wanna cracker.....


The End

Hope ya enjoyed it :)

Crazycop
12-28-2005, 06:03 AM
R=Girl in red shirt -
H=Girl in bird hat -
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Scene 1
R:want to go to the lab and try on my new invention!?!?
H:Sure! I would like to try your invention!
R:Ok. Follow me.
Scene 2
R:We are here!
H:Ok. Where is the invention u made?
R:Right here.
H:A bird hat?!?! Cool!
R:Go on try it on.
H:-puts bird hat on-
H:Fits just right!
R:Good.
H:Press the red button. So we can see what it does.
R:OK!
H:-Presses button-
Scene 3
R:Ok I pressed it.
H:Ahhhhhhhhh!
R:What?
H:This!!
R:Where are you?
H:-Takes shoe off-
H:-Throws at R and yells "Up here u dim wit!"-
R:Ouch!
H:-Laughs-
R:Yeah laugh some more!
H:Why?
Scene 4
R:Oh you will see. -giggles-
H:-Hits the ceiling- Ouch!!
R:-Laughs loud- That is why!!
H: Oh... -Folds arms- -blows a piece of hair off of her face-
R:-Presses red button- -giggles-
H: Don't touch that!!
R:-Presses harder-
H:Ouch!!
R:-Cracks up laughing-


THE END

Tandrew
12-28-2005, 06:10 AM
Girl in red: Omg your seagull is flying!

Girl with bird hat: Omg it is! What kind of vegatables have you been eating seagull!

Seagull: Oh when you were gone i sneaked a couple stalks of celery and I had some chicken "Wings"

Girl with bird hat:Omg.............

KatieMKatieM
12-28-2005, 06:20 AM
Girl in hat:wowee I can see my house from here!!
Girl in red:Whoa!!
Girl in hat:You look like an ant from up here!!
Girl in red:Maybe I should think about getting one of those chicken hats..
Girl in hat:Yeah definatly!
Girl in red:Real.... Ew. Yuck..
Girl in hat:Uh maybe i should take it outside more often...

Cookielover
12-28-2005, 06:54 AM
is the ceiling magnetic or something??

GreenGirlRocks
12-28-2005, 07:35 AM
Red Shirt: WOW! Red Bull really does give you wings...

GGR :xmas35:

Appleonia
12-28-2005, 08:47 AM
Red Girl: Nice Room!
Skull Girl: Thanks!
Red Girl: I See You Put in A Second Level...


Another:
Red Girl: You Have a boy friend girl...
Skull Girl: Who?
Red Girl: The ceiling!

GenieOfLamp
12-29-2005, 08:00 AM
Flying girl: MAN!! What is up with the gravity in this place!?

Krystal
12-29-2005, 08:22 AM
Like my new magic pin?