I dont know if this thread exists already, but i saw it in another fansite and though it would be fun to do it her.

Post your favorite quotes here!




(Mods please close this if there is already a threa like this):D

From Harry Potter and the Order of the pheonix

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

I have a lot of favorite quotes, but the one that comes to mind quickest would have to be:

"A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin

or

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." - Johnny Depp

Here are some of my favorites. Not all, just some. A few of these are funny, and others are serious. lol


"It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" -Mark Twain

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughted. Someday I intend on reading it." -Marx

"When you come to a fork in the road, pick it up." -Yogi Berra

"I went into the woods to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and to see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." -Thoreau

"...if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams and endeavors to live the life in which he has imagined, he will meet with success unexpected in common hours." -Thoreau

"Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint." -Mark Twain

"Never run in the rain with your socks on."
"We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
[ Billie Joe Armstrong ]
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"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."
[ Mike Dirnt ]
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"I told my dad yeah I’m going to be a drummer and he said well if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance. And I did all that just like bam you know?"
[ Tre Cool ]
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Not exactly my favorite ones, since I know of a few others off of their DVD, but I can't think of them... ;P