How many fourm posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 overly self involved individual who insists that if the list
members don't want to help her change her light bulb, then she'll
just go to some other list that will!!!!!!

and finally.....1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again!

So true..

LOL, funny!

xD

SS~

LOL sounds familiar ;) Cool post Ace

that is truley funny! it really is the truth and that is sad. what have we turned into?

LOL sounds familiar Cool post Ace
Erm I posted it on my home page..
that is truley funny! it really is the truth and that is sad. what have we turned into?
Well, what one are you?

Lol,great. We had that same thing,except Lostaways,on the ABC LOST Boards and boy,did we add a lot more to it XD. We should add more to it,like how we analyze things here on the forums more than anything in Rl.

I Would Be This One:
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Lol,great. We had that same thing,except Lostaways,on the ABC LOST Boards and boy,did we add a lot more to it XD. We should add more to it,like how we analyze things here on the forums more than anything in Rl.
Here are some more my friend added..
Don't forget about 25 people who will go onto Wikipedia and find light bulb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incandescent_light_bulb):D

and then 1 or 2 people who say that Wikipedia isn't a legitimate source :x

and then 4 members who make a post consisting entirely of :pinch8: and think they're so clever.

there's at least one member who makes a double post.

I Would Be This One:
I would say something along the lines of report the bad post, don't bump it more!

:P

Some clever guest found this same topic at my homepage. ;)

LOL so true so true!!!! Funny funny funny....LOL xP and xD

Thank you. :) I got it from a friend though, I did not make it.

LOL! It's funny because its ture! :xmas16:

*laughs histaricly*

Oh okay well NP :) It is still funny!! xP

Haha! Hilarious. I'd probably be the one to post it ;)

I think here on VMKF it would be more like this:

3 people to start new threads with the subject "New Lightbulb!" (these would be merged into 1 thread)

2 people to start threads with the subject "OMG!!!"

6 people to ask for pictures of the lightbulb.

4 people to report that Yavn said that lightbulb won't be changed until the new year.

7 to tell these 4 that they heard Yavn say that lightbulb would be changed "this moon".

3 to remind these 11 that it is available now.

6 to ask where and for how much.

14 to ask moderators to close the thread.

5 to start new threads with the subject "LITBULBZ!" (which moderators close)

2 to protest that the moderators are closing threads.

5 to offer to trade the changed lightbulb for green flips.

10 to tell these 5 that it would be be an unfair trade, and to offer to trade the changed lightbulb for inferno instead.

40 to report how they were "taken" by lightbulbs, and how this should stop.

90 to say that lightbulb changing isn't appropriate for children, and how the other 89 should stop changing the lightbulb.

5 suggesting that lightbulb changers should get their own uniform.

8 asking who else has applied to be a lightbulb changer.

13 asking how to apply to be a lightbulb changer.

21 begging "PLEZ GIV ME LITBULB CHANG CODZZZZZ!!!! NOW!!!!"

42 pointing out that there are no codes

10 begging "YES THERE R! GIV ME CODEZ NOW!"

6 lamenting that they never had changing bulbs in beta and it was much better then.

2 pointing out that yes we did.

1 saying that the changing bulb was a bug in beta, and its returned.

5 saying that it isn't a bug, but that VMK_bulb told them that this was new.

3 telling the story about how Walt used to change every lightbulb in Disneyland himself every night, and this is why we're changing lightbulbs in VMK now.

4 asking where in Walt Disney World one can change a lightbulb.

2 saying you can only change lightbulbs in Disneyland Paris.

1 commenting that they changed a lightbulb the last time they went to Six Flags.

3 saying they did too, but it wasn't as good as a Disney lightbulb.

2 saying they're nuts, that Six Flags lightbulbs were much better than Disney lightbulbs.

3 people starting a poll about lightbulbs (but only 2 of them actually had a poll).

1 person posting 10 times (2 of them with apologies) about changing lightbulbs.

97 people replying to these 10 posts about how many times they posted.

1 person posting 20 times (several of them double-posts) apologizing again and asking mods to change their lightbulb for them.

4 asking what lightbulb?

rofl....I was thinking more along the lines of none....they don't have one!

And don't forget,

32 memebers who make avatars and/or signatures to show the true meaning of a light bulb.

I would add:

97 to complain that all the CLs got lightbulbs before they did, and....

ONE to say, "Look at all the bugs flying around those lightbulbs!"

6 lamenting that they never had changing bulbs in beta and it was much better then.

2 pointing out that yes we did.


You did? People that were around in beta are so lucky XD

you forgot to add:

9,487 forum members (minus the inactive members, plus any new forum members who join in the following month) who end up forgetting about it in a month or so,

13 people making an off topic post that reads "hi", nothing more, nothing less,

and 12 people ranting about how somebody called them a "shore" because person 1 would not give person 2 a free lightbulb

Rotfl this thread is sooo funny! i can't stop laughing!!

LOL! Priz, that was SO FUNNY! CL_Dizznygrl, yours was great too!

Heh, all of them are quite funny. I thought of the following:

20 members to tell mods to close all the lightbulb threads.

Heh, all of them are quite funny. I thought of the following:

20 members to tell mods to close all the lightbulb threads.
LOL Yes.

Ah, here's one:

4 of those 20 members that told mods to close all the lightbulb threads bumped the 6 month old post, and then chanted to close the thread :)

-You know where I am getting this from Fish ;)

Omg!!!! i have been laughing at this thread since 7:00 Est LOL

i love this! i can't stop laughing!

........it takes about 597.6304929 forum posters to change a light bulb :3

but only about one thread and X amount of posts to spam :D

I'm bumping this just a bit, and its funny anyways, so.. I saw almost the exact thing on Neopets like 4 months ago. But I was ROFLOL so hard I was crying!!

OFF TOPIC: i read the hermit crabs thing amazing lol i am serious that is pretty fasanating

That was GGoooDDDD im this one i like it so

1 overly self involved individual who insists that if the other
members don't want to help her change her light bulb, then she'll
just go to some other list that will!!!!!!!

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"



I would defenitly say one simalar to this but I would say.." How come nobody ever searches Froogle.. :( "

How many fourm posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 overly self involved individual who insists that if the list
members don't want to help her change her light bulb, then she'll
just go to some other list that will!!!!!!

and finally.....1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again!

So true..

LOL LOL LOL That's like the funniest thing I've read on the internet...I think I shall save it! thanks! Happy Holidays!:xmas5:

Wow. What have we become lol? Plus, another 23 members to say "u copeer I mad this ted lyk 10 billion ears go OMG"