the bad news is it got hit by a car

The good news is that you have nothing to be allergic to anymore.

the good news is you got a new bike

the bad news it littlejoe was lieing and you are allergic

The good news is that I wasn't telling a lie.

the bad news is that suddenly, the spirit of your old dog returned and haunted you forever by stealing your new bike

the good new is i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

The bad news is that people keep on posting that.

the bad news is it did come back

the good news is that you found a coupon for free ice cream

The bad news is that this thread will never end.

the bad news is the ice cream was for dogs

The good news is that it is not morning.

the bad news is that its the afternoon oh no!

the bad news is that he got killed in a car axadent

The good news is that it is night time.

the bad news is that the sun is out

the good news is that you love the day :)

The bad news is that I spilled coke on my jeans.

the good news is that it washed right out

the bad news is when i washed them my pants shrunk

the good news is that you hired a tailor to fix your pants

The bad news is that they fixed them wrong.

the good news is i bought a new pair

the good news is that you had your fairy godparents fix them for you with magic

The bad news is that you shrunk when they fixed them.

the good news is it was not a school day

the bad news is that you have school for the rest of the year

The bad news is that everyone thinks that you are 5.

the good news is u got indestuctable pant that cost $10,000

the bad news is that you have school for the rest of the year
good news is after this year u are completly done with school!

the bad news is that you don't have that kind of money because you're spending it all on private school

the good news is ur dad paid for them

The bad news is that your dad lost his job.

the good news is u won the lottery

the bad news was you lost you're winning lottery ticket before you could claim your prize

The good news is that you found it again.

the good news is your mom got a promotion and got filthy rich!!

the bad news was you're mom thought the lottery ticket was trash, so she threw it away right before she lost her job to a rock

The good news is that she got hired somewhere else.

The bad news is they got homeless and lost their job



P.S. beat that

the good news is that you won a pie eating contest and received a prize of $10,000,000!

The bad news is that you got robbed.

The bad news is it was a tie

The good news is the police caught the robbers and gave the money back to them.

the bad news was you blew your money on more pie

The good news is that you won more contests.

the good news is that u found a check in the pie of $100,000,000,000 and bought a mansion

the bad news was it was all monopoly money

the good news is that it is the new type of money

the bad news was your mansion caught fire and all your money was in there

The good news is that the money was saved.

the bad news is u had knowere to stay

the good news was you were able to get your saved money and buy a new mansion

The bad news is there was a flood.

the good news was it didn't affect you because you lived on a private island

the bad news is that the pirates attacked.

the good news was they only wanted your left shoes

the bad news is that you only have right.

the bad news is that u were out of left AND right shoes

the good news is that you still had feet.

the bad news was you spent $10,000 to replace all your shoes

the good news is that you got new shoes.

the bad news is si that you got a puppy and it bites the shoes till they're all worthless..

the good news is that you buy new ones.:wave2:

the bad news is the cat was drooling all over the place and drooled on your shoes

the good news is that you clean it up.

the bad news was you used bleach

the good news is that you got a new washer.

the bad news was you forgot the drier

the bad news was the washer didn't work

the good news is my sister got a $0.05 pay raise

the bad news was she lost her job

The bad news was a week later the boss took $0.10 away from her pay raise

the good news is that she is free from working.

the bad news was her parents told her to get another job ( no more sleeping in)

the good news was she found one working at disneyland

the bad news was that they found out she was too young.

the good news was they let her work the Indiana Jones ride

the bad news is that she got sued for pushing the wrong buttton and people got hurt.

the bad news was she pressed a wrong button and the cars wouldn't stop

the good news is nobody died.

the bad news was they still got injured

the good news is that she got moved to food service.

The Bad News Is she Got Murdered by Her Employer

the good news is that her ghost haunts him.

The Bad news Is The Ghost of her is in Debt

The good news is her employer paid off her debt which, in their minds, made them equal so she stopped haunting him... (lol)

The good news is her employer paid off her debt which, in their minds, made them equal so she stopped haunting him... (lol)


the bad news is the emplorer dropped the money check in a river and drowned trying to get it

the good news is that he was rescued before he could drown properly and found out that the money was in the employers pocket

the bag news is that they went broke

The good news it that their friends lent then some money!

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:xmas35: I'm a pretty snowflake!

the bag news they changed there mind




P.S. Play my 2 games too, there fun!!

The good news is they changed their mind about changing their mind.

the bad news is that there mind exploded because they were confused about changing their mind

the bag news is that they went away so they coudnt give them money




Green:Bold:Play My 2 Games

the good news is that they went away.:xmas35:

the bad news is it will never snow in the area you live

the good news is that it rains.

the bad news is that it was raining fire

the good news is that you ddin't get hurt.:xmas4:

The bad news is that when it rained fire again you got hurt

the bad new that u died and never came back, permanently

the good news is that everyone else is safe

the bad news is everyone on earth died and never came back because the devil took over the world

the good news is that it was all a dream.

Good job kids, get ready for part 2 level 1

i will start off,

i went to school

the bad news is i got an F on my science test

the good news is you got an A on the next one

the bad news is that your parents said no VMK unless that "C" average goes up.

the good news is u went anyway

the bad news is that you got in trouble.

The good news was your parents only gave you a week of chores phew!

The bad news is that you missed going to the finals of the high school football game.

The good news is that u won the football game, and then went to the national championships! WOOT WOOT!

________________
Harry Potter Freak!

The bad news is the ppl at the national championship beat you 56 to 0

the good news is that the game you got beat in was a dream so you had another chance

the bad news is that you lost 56 to 0 in the real life game too

the good news is that they cheated, so you got a rematch

The Bad News is, the beat you 111-0 when they didn't cheat.

the good news is that it was all a dream..

bad news.. u woke up and watched tv and it came true..

The good news is.. in the real world they did cheat.

the bad news is that there was no proof that they cheated

The Good News is that you had your walkman on record, and left it in the opposing team's locker room, so you could hear the proof.

the bad news is nobody believed you

The good News is A Week Later they cheated again and everybody knew and the winning team went to friendlys for ice cream

The bad news is, you weren't on that team.

The Bad news is, they found out that another team member was on steroids, and booted your team out of the league. (Eww!!)

the good news is you have you're family to support you

the good news is you have you're family to support you
The bad news is, you move out in two months.

the good news is I Went to see the fantastic four..
which made me feel better

the bad news is that the movie stopped working.

the good news is a new movie that wasn't in theaters showed on the screen

The Bad news it was about Barnie and Friends

The good news is that you used that opportunity to get some sleep!

The Bad News was the Movie was 10 hours and you would wake up in the middle

The bad news is, that you couldn't sleep.. O_O

The Good news The Movie Stoped and started Harry potter and the Order of the Phoinex

The bad news is that the movie was not legally aquired, so the theater was sued.

The Good News you were not sued with them

The bad news is that you were caught, sued, put in jail for eating popcorn while watching the order of the pheonix when you stole it and showed it in another theatre that had the same problem.

The Good News that you were realeased

The bad news is that Darth Vader and Lord Voldemort -shudders- flew down and killed you.

the good news is that you got to meet them.:xmas16:

the bad news is that he/she never got to see anything again :(

the good news is that they had a good life.

The bad news is he never got to go to Disneyworld...

the good news is that they got to go to disney land.

The good news is that there is a Disney park in heaven that is a combination of all theme parks in the world!

:xmas11: :xmas35: :xmas16: The good news is that there is a Disney park in heaven that is a combination of all theme parks in the world!


Bad new is i just switch to Gieco to save car insurance, LOL:xmas24: :xmas4: :xmas22: :xmas33:

The good news is that I've NEVER heard that joke out of context before >.>

the good news is that i found out who framed roger rabbit..
the bad news is its me

The good news is that I'm way too sarcastic to see how that relates to the disney park in heaven.

The Bad News is i am running out of ideas

Off topic: Your avatar is so cool cocacute

The good news is that there is a Disney park in heaven that is a combination of all theme parks in the world!

:xmas11: Please stay on topic :xmas35:

Bad news is that you have to earn your wings in order to get in...

Hmm... The good news was that there was a special Disney Visa cardholder offer to get your special wings.

good news getting wings
bad news dont know what special wings are LOL

The good news is that the special wings are free with death!

the bad news is that the wings burn.

Good news: It's not very sunny in Heaven, so your wings are just fine!

:xmas10: <-- how cute is he!

The bad news is that a magical sun came there and you got burnt.

The bad news is that a magical sun came there and you got burnt.

good news is that you had SPF 50 an so you were saved :)

The bad news is that it was old sun tan lotion, so it didn't work.

the good news is that once you are in the park, you can walk without use of wings!

the good news is that once you are in the park, you can walk without use of wings!
umm ok?? the bad news is that you don't have wings??

The good news is that you are on Splash Mountain.

The good news is that without the wings you would be able to "keep your arms, legs, and feet inside the vehicle at all times." Wings would have much trouble fitting inside a Space Mountain vehicle :xmas16: .

The bad news is that they ran out of food and you didn't get any.

The good news is that you found a secret stock of food under a concession stand and you ate till you were big as a blimp.

bad news it was all just little peanuts

the good news is that peanuts are good for a healthy colon!

The bad news is that peanuts were mixed up with the unhealthy, buttery popcorn

The Good News Is That There Is A Bathroom Right next To You! LOL :xmas11:

The bad news is that there's a long long line to get in the bathroom

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The Good News is You Got to go to the bathroom

The bad news: there wasn't any toilet paper!

the good news: someone left a newspaper :pirate:

The bad new the news paper had disgusting bugs all over it.

The bad new the news paper had disgusting bugs all over it.

the good news is the bugs fell off so it was ok

The bad news is that the bugs gave out fatal dieseases an your friends got one...... ohhhh that IS bad news....:h-mad:


P.S

This is my 200th post!! Woot!

the good newa was it was all a prank:-)

the bad news is that one boy went to the doctors and actually had the bug disease thing..

the good news is they found a cure and sent the boy on an all expenses paid trip to....Disney World!!!

the bad news is that the cure gave him cancer.. :( so sad what cancer can do..

the good news is they cured thecancer and sent him to disney land again

the bad news is that he got caught stealing and went to Disney Jail
poor little boy was never seen again:(

Good news is that he was digging a hole on the ground to get out and be free again! yays

the bad news is the gieco gecko caught him and put him in juvinile hall

the good news is snap and pop got him out and let him eat some rice crispies

The bad news is that melted marshmallows fell in the rice krispies bowl and made treats by accident!

the good news is he loves rice crispies treats

The bad news is they had poison in them

The good news is that the poison tasted like sugar

The bad news is the poison killed you (beat that!)

The bad news is the poison killed you (beat that!)
good news is you can't die because this game wont let you so you just got up and walked away LOL

the bad news is it makes you read poems for the rest of your life you have to do everything one handed!

the good part is that he is right handed and they let him use his right hand

bad news is he doesnt have a right hand

The good news is that his right hand was replaced by a computer w/ wireless internet acess so he could play VMK!!

the bad news is that the computer broke and the computer geeks are charging him $1,000,000,000,000.00 to fix it

The Good news is that your insurence will cover it

the bad news is that your insurance company caught on fire

The Good news is that they managed to save your account along with 452 lucky other peoples.

the bad news is the whole insurance thing was a scam

the bad news was the lucky people and u lost their jobs

the good news was that you saved a bunch of your car insurance by switching to geico!


________________
Harry Potter Freak!

the bad news is the geco quit and gieco had to close down

the good news is the geico bought a new car with all the money his car insurance money had! and... IT WAS A VIPER!!!

The bad news is the Viper attacked you and injected poision (now you know why they call it a Viper)

The good news is that it was an antidote made of m&ms woot :woohoo:

The bad news is the m&ms had peanuts and he was alergic to peanuts and had a reaction, sweeled up like agustus gloop

good news is that the oompa loompas came and sang him a song that made the swelling go down

The bad news is the oompa loompas got swelled up and they blew up and everybody in the whole universe died

The good news is that it wasn't our universe it was a whole other universe with only Oompa Loompas so everyone survived and they didn't know anything was wrong.

The bad news is that the Oompa Loompas got sick and died

The Good News is that all the Oompa Loompas were being mean to everyone so no one actually cared

the bad news is that your wrong.. everyone loved the Oompa Loompas!! and scientists got hair samples and made more by machine (they living and breathing) and they went to go work for Billy Wonka (Willy Wonka's brother) because Willy Wonka died earlier in Good News Bad News!!





my fingers hurt..

the bad news is that your wrong.. everyone loved the Oompa Loompas!! and scientists got hair samples and made more by machine (they living and breathing) and they went to go work for Billy Wonka (Willy Wonka's brother) because Willy Wonka died earlier in Good News Bad News!!





my fingers hurt..

How is that Bad news??

The GOod news is that Willy Wonka left Billy Wonka part of his fortune so that Billy Wonka could take good care of the Oompa Loompas

The bad news is that I've never watched Willy Wonka before and I don't know what a Oompa Loompa is ^-^

How is that Bad news??

The GOod news is that Willy Wonka left Billy Wonka part of his fortune so that Billy Wonka could take good care of the Oompa Loompas

i dont know.. ;)

the bad news is that Killy Wonka (their sister) didnt get any money and got very angry..

The Good news is that Billy Wonka gave Killy Wonka 5% of the fortune so she got happy!

The bad news is that Killy Wonka got too happy and broke a rule in the Chocolate Facotory

the good news is that Killy Wonka was a awesome and sold the factory to terminator 2 - hasta la vista baby!

The Bad News is that the building burned down 7 weeks after the peoples bought the building...

The good news is they made a new one right next door

The bad news is that they lost their key

~Cake

The Good News is that the key was immediatley found by a dude who saw it floating down the Mississippi River on a toy sailboat and luckily his cousin's aunt's ex-best friends' 67th cousin 45 times removed classmates' 4th grade teachers' husbands' half sisters' brother knew the dude who owned the company building that burned down and gave him the key.

(That was a mouthful)

( wow i lost it @.@ )

the bad news is that the key broke

~Cake

the good news is that the broken key got replaced by Mario

Bad news is that when Mario gave you the key. He was being chased by Bowser, who steals your key!

The good news is that when Bowser stole your key he dropped it, and you picked it up.

the bad news is that Bowser chased you down and caught you and took the key and put you in a dungeon

the bad news is that Bowser chased you down and caught you and took the key and put you in a dungeon
good news is he game you the hundered star present because it was close to christmas and then he had found out wat he did and forgot that you could use the magic hat to fly so you took all the stars and flew far far away

the bad news is that...
you fell and lost all your stars because Wario took them

the bad news is that...
you fell and lost all your stars because Wario took them
the good news is that peach said that all the stars should be for her because she was the princess so she took them and locked them in her castle

the bad news is that Wario got an army and broke into Peach's castle and took the stars again

The Good news is that the princess had installed an alarm system and WArio set it off, then he got caught!

bad news is... they took mario instead of wario

the good news is... Mario escaped

~Cake

The Bad news is......Mario was eaten alive by a Piranha plant

the good news is.. the Piranha Plant spit Mario out cause he didn't taste too good

~Cake

the good news is that Killy Wonka was a awesome and sold the factory to terminator 2 - hasta la vista baby!

eek!! did Billy Wonka have a saying in this??!! ;)

the bad news is is that Billy Wonka came back into the picture and said..

"What did you ppl do to my factory???!!!!!!!!?????"

and then terminator 2 said..

"Hasta la Vista Baby!!"

and put Billy Wonka in a dungeon along with Wario.. (who they just captured)


my fingers hurt.. again..

the good news is.. the Piranha Plant spit Mario out cause he didn't taste too good

~Cake


the bad news is..Mario was very misshapen after the piranha accident...so he jumped in an unkwown warp pipe

what about my bad news??!! im going back on subject here.. mario was captured, escaped and now Wario and Billy Wonka are in the dungeon..

the good news is (from this story.. not the plant one.. ;))
that mario, misshapen, saved Billy Wonka from doom

the good news (piranha) is.. mario ended up on the Phil of the Future set and talked to Phil Diffy (Ricky Ullman)

~Cake

the bad news....Pim is punching and kicking mario

the good news is that Lloyd saves Mario when Bowser is chasing him ;)

~Cake

the bad news....Mario takes a trip on the Sky-Ak without the Diffy's approval

the good news is, Bowser was too heavy to make a trip on the Sky-Ak

~Cake