the bad news was you forgot how to get back to earth
Good news is that Appleson posted the 1000th post here

the bad news is that appleson got stuck on mars.. O_o

lol! (hooray, i'm #1000)
the good news was i was i had a teleportation pin on, so i teleported home safe and sound

the bad news is you... fell into a really deep hole... o_O

lol, the good news was i teleported out of the hole and ended up in DL, hooray!

teh bad news is you teleported right in the middle of the Hub... right after the fireworks show!

nooo! the good news was i was still able to buy a delicious turkey leg (mmmmmm, turkey leg :))

the very bad news is the turkey leg had that bird plague thing that everyone's ******** out about

the good news was i was immune to this bird plague thing

the good news was i was immune to this bird plague thing
bad news it is called the avian flu

the good news is that suddenly, a huge light flashed and every single person in the world was cured of whatever disease they originally had

The bad news is that everyone became blind from the flash of light

The bad news is that everyone became blind from the flash of light

The Good News is.. If people are blind they cant kill each other! -sorry couldnt think of some thing else-

the bad news is everyone tripped over each other's stick things blind people use to know where they're going

The good news is that they use Segways with sensors to get around

The bad news is that the Segways broke.

Good news, Mickey Mouse made an appearance at Cinderella's Castle yesterday.

The bad news is that there is no bad news about Mickey.

the good news is is that the cookies im eating now came to me from losing a basketball game.. ;)

The bad news is that they are old cookies from the year 1765

the good news is each cookie is worth 15 million dollars

The bad news is that the cookies evaporate before you get the money and you don't get the money

the good news is is that you make more and have lots and lots of money...

the bad news is the bank that holds all your money burns down

the good news is that the money from that bank is transfered to another bank that is fire proof

The bad news was that the bank was not built to be flood proof and so the money washed away.

the good news is you were then able to go swimming on that very hot day

The bad news is that you accidentally swallowed one of those dollar bills wached away from the bank.

The good news is that the water was salty so it added spice to the dollar to taste better

Haha Good one Apple.

The bad news is that the flood also washed away the Tabasco factory, adding some real "kick" to the water.

hahaha tabasco

The good news! is that it was enough water to wash away that tabasco flava in the throat ;)

The bad news is that the flood also washed away the garlic farm, giving bad breath for weeks to come.

rofl EwWwWwW

The good news is that the vampires flew away when they saw the garlic coming full speed!

The bad news was it wasn't your bad breath that scared them away, it was Stitch's bad breath that was the culprit

The good news is that I always have good breath, and they flew away because the sun was about to come out

the bad news is that they flew to a nearby factory that produces Oakleys (brand name sunglasses)

But the good news is that underworld is coming out soon! and the warewolves are coming for the vampires!

Wow, how far we've gone from losing money in a bank to vampires and werewolves. So....

The bad news is the vampires gathered up all the missing cash from the flood and used it to buy meat at the market to satisfy the werewolves appetities.

haha good one

The good news is that the warewolves brought their friends the Smurfs to hang with them while they eat their meat

Bad News...

The werewolves accidentally ate Smurfette!

OMG!

The good news is that Smurfette was wearing her high heels and warewolf spit her out LOL

And she landed on Papa Smurf and spiked her heel through his head!

the good news is that the heel is actually not skinny, but a fat one, and just gives him a concusion..

the bad news was papa smurf could no longer lead the smurfs

the good news is is that there is a new leader, the clumsy one.. or the one wiht the trumpet

the bad news was the clumsy one was elected and accidently spilled toxic waste on papa smurf

The good news is that it wasn't really Papa Smurf but it was the evil dudes cat

the bad news was the toxic waste gave the evil kitty super powers and he destroyed smurf town (or whatever that place is called)

The Good News Is That Linkin Park Is back and are releasing their new album "Fort Minor" on November 22nd :)

the bad news is that Linkin Park suddenly died a tragic death

the good news is you're still alive

Oh dear, time to bring it back to a G-rating by using these different parts of the story...The Good News Is That Linkin Park Is back and are releasing their new album "Fort Minor" on November 22nd :)
The good news is that the warewolves brought their friends the Smurfs to hang with them while they eat their meat
The bad news was that the smurfs and the werewolves were in huge disagreement over having a Linkin Park concert in Smurf Village.

Good News, Minnie said "yes" to Mickey.

Good News, Minnie said "yes" to Mickey.
The bad news was that she was just singing along to any of Coldplay's songs. Oops...

good news is a good singer and dancer

Bad news is she fell off stage and broke her nose.

Bad news is she fell off stage and broke her nose.
The good news is that she is in the hospital and recovering fine...

the bad news is that there is a break in..

the good news is the break is only for thanksgiving break!

the bad news is that a REAL break in happened and someone got hit in the leg..

the good news is that the person won a million dollars

the bad news it was fake

the good news was that it looked real and no one could tell it was fake so you could still use it

the bad news is ur money burned

the good news is that its not flammable..

The bad news is that the money-making company (uh . . . the government?) made a mistake, and the money turns out to be flammable!

the good news is that they send you more for their mistake(s)

the bad news is that they want the money back

Good news, you loath the goverment and refuse to return the money and in an attempt to hide the money you spend it all in one day. In return you have a room full of neat new things lol.

The bad news is that you go to jail.

good news, jail is fun! :)

Bad news is the clothes are ugly.

Good news, she is stylin'

Good news is that she has style

The bad news: her style is so twenty minutes ago! :Tongue:

The good news is that it was a good twenty minutes

Bad news, the other inmates were jealous of her style and attacked!!

The good news is that she taught them how to have style.

The bad news is, is that all the things she taught them went out of style in an hour. :(

The good news is that there were 23 more hours to get new style

But the bad news is, that those 23 hours were used to think of ideas and to make lots of doodles.

Good news is that the doodles were a sign of productivity

The bad news is they only were existing for 10 minutes.

The good news is that they were existing for 10 minutes.

the bad news was suddenly, a dinosaur was cloned and it was attacking the city

The good news is that it didn't kill you.

bad news is it crused vmk HQ.

The good news is that we have the memories.

The bad news is people are mad.

The good news is that being mad is the style.

Bad news is that people are so mad they don't care about style!

EDIT: LittleJoe, you post too fast :)

The good news is that they don't care about style and there is no comformity going on.

the bad news is that ponchos suddenly got back in style (the horror!)

The good news is that they are only for girls

The bad news is that everyone is comforming.

the good news is that i made a new friend today

The good news is that the comformity is gone.

The bad news is that as conformity is gone, people feel the need to be non-conformists therefore they become conformists and Alas! Conformity returns LOL

the bad news is that i ahve no idea what all that means..

the bad news is that i ahve no idea what all that means..
The good news is I have pizza! -Munch-

the bad news is is that all of a sudden the pizza attacks you!!

the bad news is that i ahve no idea what all that means..
What conformity means? That means when everyone tries to be like everyone else sort of like a "wanna be" lol

the bad news is is that all of a sudden the pizza attacks you!!
That actually makes three bad news in a row. Maybe try following the pattern lol.

Good news, you are ok.

bad news your a lozer ( bunny )

The good News is that you have a lot of friends because your a loser

That actually makes three bad news in a row. Maybe try following the pattern lol.

Good news, you are ok.

i have been following the pattern.. its ok if i do alot of bad news things.. look at LittleJoe he did right after someone else did it..

the bad news is is that everyopne was only your friend becasue they pitied (sp?) you..

the good news was you made new friends who liked you because of the way you are

the bad news is that they all wanted something from you now that you're famous.

the good news was you were very wealthy from being famous

Bad news is that you're spending boat loads on security detail to keep your "former friends" from mooching off of your fortune.

the good news is is that you got watch dogs..

the bad news was the dogs had rabies

the good news is si that you got rabies shots..

the bad news was they attacked other people

The good news was those other people were crooks trying to trespass.

the bad news is that there really is no bad news..

the good news is that no crooks came around again

the bad news is something bad happens

The good news is that something good happens.

The good news is that something good happens.

the bad news is it will always go wrong

The good news is that You're going to Disneyland!

bad news your going in 5 years time

The good news is that you are going.

The bad news: when you go, everything will be under renovation!

The good news is that they will be fine.

The Good News Is I Have Green Flip!!

Good News Is That Your going wild

The bad news is that the green flip goes missing.

The good news is that they added new stuff to the rides

bad news is you get stuck on the new section of the ride and have to start over from the begining

The Good News is you love the ride and wanted to go again anyway! :)

the bad news was it was the ride suddenly broke down

The good news is I will never die! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

But the bad news is the ride is already dead!

The Good news is the ride can be found in the hunted Mansion

the bad news is some1 lit the haunted mansion on fire

the good news is the more worry for fire wood be careful ghost might be living there

the bad news is that the ghost didn't like the house and moved away.

the good news was you now longer had to worry about the house being haunted

the bad news was your kids were scared

the good news no more headless man

the bad news was suddenly, a full moon came up that night and the dead came back to haunt you

The good news is that he was a friendly headless man and while haunting, he played a nice game of checkers with you :)

The Bad news is he bet you and stole your game

The good news he took a wrong game

The bad news is that he took the Monopoly: Disney Theme Park Edition which you used the box to store your limited edition disney pins.

The good news is that he was nice to the pins.

the good news was it was raining disney pins

The bad news is that one fell on your head and killed you.

the good news was you went to heaven

The bad news is that you are dead.

the good news was you weren't dead, but you were just knocked out cold

The bad news is that you lost your memory.

the good news was you ate magic walnuts and your memory was restored

good news, you lost your bad memories

bad news: you choked on the walnuts

the good news was someone did the heimlich maneuver on you and you were saved

Bad news is the person doing the heimlich maneuver was your parent's giant butler, Olga, and she used the maneuver so hard she broke all your ribs! Ouch!

the good news was you placed a law suit and sued olga for injuring you. then you won and got tons of cash :)

The bad news is that Olga paid you tons in a foreign currency which its value crashed the next morning.

good news: the value came back

Bad news-
Olga said bad things at you in piglatin xD!!
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Fact of the day: Did you know? How you say your name in piglatin is all you do is take away the first letter of your name and ad ay to the end of your name.. (ex.) Ashley- Shleyay xD!

Bad news-
Olga said bad things at you in piglatin!!
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Fact of the day:
good news is you ate breakfast today so you are fit and strong

Bad news is that the breakfast was yucky.

Good news- the breakfast MAY of been yucky, but atleast their was bacon ;)

Bad news- Your allergic to bacon, and get rashes in... well... yeah.

good news: You just got back from disney and have a sun burn anyway, so no on can tell u have rashes

Fact of the day: Did you know? How you say your name in piglatin is all you do is take away the first letter of your name and ad ay to the end of your name.. (ex.) Ashley- Shleyay xD!
Actually, you move the first letter to the end, THEN add the ay. Just a random fact there...


Back to business:

BAD NEWS: Um... sunburn, duh. And you have sensitive skin

The good news is the redness from your rash really brings out your eyes.

Actually, you move the first letter to the end, THEN add the ay. Just a random fact there...


Back to business:

BAD NEWS: Um... sunburn, duh. And you have sensitive skin
good news is u are back to normal.Flawless skin and all ;)

the bad news was it took 2 months of pain to get back to normal

The good news is that it is back to normal.

the bad news was now you had bug bites from camping

The good news is that you swat every last bug, taking no prisoners.

bad news you stood on a bugs nest and knocked your head on a wasps nest and they all came after you again

Good news: You win best guest room in vmk.

bad news they put up the wrong name which was yours

good news is that you told them their mistake and they put your name up :)

The bad news that someone stole all ur stuff
:mad:

Good news-

You tell the vmk staff and they give you your stuff back AND inferno magic to say sorry.
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The bad news is that ur stuff wasn't really stonlen u just go into the wrong room. When vmk found out that they gave u extra stuff the tough u were tricking them and banned u for a day.:mad:

The good news is when your banning was over, you had so much stuff, you thought you were on Yavn's accont!:CastMem:

The bad news is that you can't become a CL.

the good news is you made another account so you could be one and traded al your stuff over

the bad news is that a freak bug lost all your friends and stuff! :(

the good news is the bug was fixed

the bad news is the bug was fixed by a crazy mad scienctist and the bug was evil so it killed you

the good news is... uh... there is no good news eventually

the good news is... uh... there is no good news eventually
The bad news is that the Inferno thief is on the loose

The good news is that they were caught.

the bad news was the thief escaped and was stealing infernos yet again

The good news is that he was caught again and is now in tighter security.

The bad news is he bribed his guards with his infernos, and now he's on the lose again!

The good news is that the guards have the infernos.

the bad news was when they used their infernos, they burned themselves

The good news is that they had immediate medical care in the ER.

the good news is that the theif did too!

the bad news was when they used their infernos, they burned themselves
The good news is the guards were made out of rubber and came back together again :)

the bad news was a meteor hit the earth and the world ended

teh bad news was that they smelled from burnong their rubber selves

The good news is that you die a painless death.

teh bad news is that you die

the good news is that it was all a dream

The bad news is that you overslept.

teh bad news is that it is six in the morning and you did not finish your school presentation due in 20 min.

The good news is that you are able to make all the clocks stop.

the good news was it was a snow day, so you had a whole extra week to do your work

The bad news is that your door froze shut.

the good news is that there was a blow-drier conveniently on the table next to you and you were able to melt away the ice on the door

the good news is that there was a blow-drier conveniently on the table next to you and you were able to melt away the ice on the door
bad news it was your sisters hair drier and she started hitting you with it

The good news is that you can run away.

the bad news was she took the car and pulled you into the back seat

The good news is that she got a flat tire.

the bad news was she got the hair drier, melted all the snow on the street you were running along, it all turned to ice, and you slipped on your bottom

The good news is that you got immediate medical care in the ER.

the bad news was you had to stay in the hospital for 2 weeks to heal

The good news is that Dr.Kovac was your doctor and you got better.

the bad news was when you got home, your sister blamed you for everything and you ended up getting grounded for "stealing" her hair drier

The good news is that you ran away.

the bad news was your family called the police, they caught you and returned you home, and you were given an additional 2 weeks of groundation (that is, if that's even a real word, lol)

The good news is that you ran away to an island.

the bad news is that you can't run to an island because you can't walk on water, lol

The good news is that you took a bridge across.

the bad news was there was earthquake and the bridge started falling apart

p.s. have you noticed that you and me have been the only ones posting on this thread as of 6:56pm (pacific)? lol

The good news is that you swam across.
Yes I noticed that.

The bad news is that the island you swam to was Alcatraz.

The Good news is you got a ride from the tour boats back to Fisherman's Wharf

LOL i live near Frisco

The bad news is that the sea lions from Pier 39 took over the boat.

the good news is that they were robots and fell in the water and died.

The bad news is that once back at fisherman's wharf, real sea lions were cleaning out all the fish markets.

the good news is he hired a singer to sing for him

reember he hired brittany spears to sing for him

that was the bad news he hired brittany spears

The bad news is that once back at fisherman's wharf, real sea lions were cleaning out all the fish markets.

The good news fishermans wharf doesnt sell just fish so the sea lions were confused??

The bad news was that you had lunch there with what they had left, squid and octopus...yuck :(

The good news is The squid was fried and turned to calimari and the octopus..you just stayed away from :) so u had a nice snack for lunch

The bad news is that you were still hungry and decided to go to Chinatown via the fabled cable car and the problem is that you couldn't find the cable car station.

The good news is you found the cable cars :) and they just happened to be coming towards your position... fast... and directly, if you get my drift

Bad news there was a road block in the way..so you had to find someplace else to eat..in monteray

The good news is that the road block got moved so you got to eat there.

Bad news is: you got food poisoning!

the good news is is that instead of missing my basketball game, a magical fairy brounght me there on time.. (i wish..)

The bad news is that you lost.

The good news is that it didn't matter after the game he went home and ate donuts yummy

The bad news is that the donuts made him ill.

The good news is that the donuts were made from whole wheat

the bad news is that the doghnuts were poisioned

the good news is that your safe

the bad news is you got bullied by a really big kid

the bad news is that you were safe for only the first doghnut.


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