the bad news is the refund formed into yavn and said(in darth vader voice) YOU ARE BANNED FROM VMK! (in arnold swardsiniger voice) I AM THE GOVENER AND I SHALL CRUSH YOU. (crushed you)

LOL! (again) the good news is a mad and crazy banana escaped from jail and ate the evil refund

The bad news is you ate the evil banana and slipped on the peel.

lol, the good news was the banana was deliciously defeated

the bad news is the banana came back to life and crawled up to your brain and is now taking over your body!

the good news is that you got a monkey to lure the evil banana away from you

the bad news. you were the monkey

the good news was you were the smartest monkey in the world

bad new is that you lost your brain @_@

the good news is you were turned into Aslan creator of Narnia

the bad news was you ate a rotten pie by accident and got really sick

the good news is you sat in the Silver Chair, and were healed of your illness.. instead of dying or whatever happens in that chair.

the bad news was forgot to turn off your curling iron. (sorry, but i can't think of anything right now)

the bad news is that there was glue on that chair and now you're stuck to it

the good news was that it was a flying chair, so you flew home, grabbed the burning curling iron, and melted the glue away

the good news was that it was a flying chair, so you flew home, grabbed the burning curling iron, and melted the glue awayGood recovery.

Since you melted the glue away, the bad news is you're no longer safely stuck to the chair and you fell off it.

lol, the good news was a nice fluffy pillow caught your fall

Destroying the pillow on impact, The bad news was it was a $1000 pillow in a well known fashion designer's store and you had to pay for it.

The bad news is that it dissappeared right as you fell on it making you go to the hospital. :)

The good news is that the doctors healed you.

the bad news is is that instead of only having to pay $1000 for the pillow, you have to pay the doctors as well

good news comes with a free gift bag

bad news is is that blondes dont have more fun.. ;) (totally messing with ya)

uh thx good news i rock

bad news is is that i rock more

The good news is that we are done with saying who rocks harder.

ok bad news we are :(

the good news is is that the world is being turned into PeaceLand, and not Earth anymore

good news they did!

.. i did good news..
bad news is is that the bottles and bottles of catsup around PeaceLand try to take over PeaceLand!!

the good news. Rocjiahn Hirhfo took a select few to heaven

the bad new is that everyone didnt come :(

the good news is is that mighty Joan Hanson (srry, it popped to my head..) saved the day!!

the bad news was a mutant boombox was playing the song of Joan's weakness

The good news is you turned off the boombox

the bad news was it got mad, so after 2 hours of plotting revenge, it took over the world with its hypnotizing wiggles theme song. oh no!

the good news is that the 2 story cafe built by shanaynay is open!!

the bad news was there was a sudden earthquake and the cafe was under attack

the good news was geiko covered all the costs!

The good news was... Supergurl saved the cafe and everyone. She also took the world dominators to Pluto.

the bad news is is that she died of having no air in space, and the world invaders came back to earth

the good news is I finally know how to take Pics
the bad news is there is no bad news!

The good news was that gravity and the atmosphere brought their ships crashing down

the bad news is they landed on your house?
sorry i didnt know what NaviMap really meant lol

the good news was your insurance apparently was enough for you to buy a new and more expensive house :)

the good news is that his Roof is made out of Kachin Steel the strongest steel in the whole universe

The bad news is that another ship crashed into the side of his or her house.

the good news is that nobody was home when it crashed, so you were all safe :)

The bad news is the house wasn't insured.

The good news is, you can sue intergalactic un-human beings, for messin up your crib! LOL ( i mean crashing into ur house -.-

the bad news was the aliens got upset, so they started eating all the toilet paper in the world! how will we live!?!?

The good news is that you are alive

The good news is that Batman distoryed all the krptonite so when Superman came to save the day he was unstoppable!!!

~Music~

the bad news was after you celebrated your living self, the super heros were captured by the aliens that crashed into your house earlier

the good news is that Batman destroyed a rare earth element and saved the day.

the bad news was that rare earth element was the cure for the common cold

The good news is that we just had a science lesson

the bad news was you got your test back and received a big fat F. oh my!

the good news is it was an F. for "FANSATIC"

The bad news is that you forgot to write your history paper.

The bad news you get an F again because you mispelled "Fantastic"

the good news is you can spell Fantasmic! =D

the bad news is you forgot how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (not counting this time, lol)

The good news is that no one on this earh really uses any of those words

the bad news was it somehow appeared on your vocab quiz

The good news is you got it right because of pixie dust. You can fly You can fly You can fly

the bad news was you ran out of pixie dust and have been falling for a while now down the sky

the good news is that you have a pet eagle that you ride haha

the bad news was he got distracted by a tasty treat in the treats and you were still falling through the air

The good news is a trampoline sales man just set up a trampoline right where you are about to hit...

The bad news is it was used..

The good news is it still works...

The bad news is you weigh 210 pounds...

The good news is that even though it can only support 200 pounds, there is a pool underneath it

The bad news is it's empty...

the good news is that there are pillow in the empty pool :)

the bad news is that the pillow is only 6 inches wide

They bad news is both your legs are broken and you can not get out of the pool...

the good news is that a celebrity helped you out and brought you to a hospital.

the bad news is he/she brought you to a psychiatric hospital...

The good news is thati merried orlando bloom

the bad news was you got married near a graveyard... creepy

the good news is is that no living dead sprung up from the ground

The bad news is, Your Great Uncle Ned's cousin's cat's owner's (twice removed ) sister's brother's dog walker mysteriously has been looking at your Aunt Cari like she's a nice juicy steak. (no offense to vegitarians! )

:eek:

:lol: LOL
totally didnt get that, but thats OK

the good news is is that Aunt Cari slapped Great Uncle Ned silly

bad news is Aunt Cari has now lost all use of her hands

:lol:
the good news is is that she replaced them with steel hands..

bad news- is that I hate vmk right now
and good new is that I have no more bad news

:lol:
the good news is is that she replaced them with steel hands..

bad news is she broke your uncle's jaw

good news is that it's OK..

Good News She Is Feeling Better

Bad news is that later that day Peach waws unexpectedly kidnapped by bowser!!! AHHHHHHHHHH.. Wario and Muligi ( ??) was there to make sure everything went as planned.

Good news is that later you found a nickel!!! :tongue8:

The bad news is that Wario and Waligi took Peach's nickle and then chained her to a staute of Bowser that says.."I will take over Mushroom Kingdom and beyond!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!" Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want my nickle back!!!! LOL :) She is aslo being guarded by 100 Koopa kids. help the princess!

the good news is that he father, Toad, came to the ruscue with his new wife!

The Bad news is Toad's new wife is Bowser in Dusguise. Now he has both rulers except the original queen.

The good news is the browser was really Father Toad's wife it was a trick trick lol

The bad news is Wario and Muligi thought it was really really bowser. They they seek revange.

The good news is Peach really knew it was Father Toad's wife and thew a paper airplane to them that said the drowser is Fathe Toad's wife!!

The good news is Peach really knew it was Father Toad's wife and thew a paper airplane to them that said the drowser is Fathe Toad's wife!!
The bad news is that the real browsers saw it and took it

then Boser seeked revenge and kidnaped the whole Royal Mushroom Family. Only Peach wasn't kidnapped

the good news is that this thread is over

the bad news is that your lying ;DDD

the good news is it's a beautiful and sunny day today

the bad news is the world will destroy today :p

the good news was all the super heroes banded together and prevented this from happening

the bad new is one of them got burned to death.

the good news was that hero was really a villian in disguise

the bad news is that a hero was kicked into another universe

the good news was it was a universe filled with fun things, like thrilling roller coasters and junk food that was actually healthy for you :)

The bad news is that the universe was ruled by Bowser. Oh no!!! :0
He just took over that universe too. Now it is full of evil and the peasents have to eat veggies ALL THE TIME!!! Oh terrible.He still has Peach's father in captive. Peach needs a ride to that universe.

The bad news is that the universe was ruled by Bowser. Oh no!!! :0
He just took over that universe too. Now it is full of evil and the peasents have to eat veggies ALL THE TIME!!! Oh terrible.He still has Peach's father in captive. Peach needs a ride to that universe.

the good news is bowser tripped on a banana peel and suddenly fell into a universe filled with sugar, rainbows, and love.

LOL :)

The bad news is Boswer came back to the universe by forcing someone form the other planet to drive him there. He seeks revenge for the person who set the banna peel and that is....BATMAN!!!

LOL :)

The bad news is Boswer came back to the universe by forcing someone form the other planet to drive him there. He seeks revenge for the person who set the banna peel and that is....BATMAN!!!
Good news is that Batman dumped the blame on Robin...
Oh wait...
Edit: 675th post...

Good news is that Batman dumped the blame on Robin...
Oh wait...
Edit: 675th post...
The bad news is that Robin laid an egg and retired his name to the egg so the egg got killed

the good news was you made the dance team. yay!

the good news was you made the dance team. yay!
Bad news is that you can't dance at all... yay!!

the good news is that you're still on the dance team because you've got hook-ups

the good news is that you're still on the dance team because you've got hook-ups
The bad news is that you aciddentally signed up for the polka dance team...

ah! the horror! lol. neway, the good news was you still you were droppped from the team, so you didn't have to humiliate yourself with strange and odd dances

ah! the horror! lol. neway, the good news was you still you were droppped from the team, so you didn't have to humiliate yourself with strange and odd dances
the bad news is that since you dropped out and know all of the polka team's secrets, they are after you for the rest of your life! Hooray!

the good news was you had an anti-folk dancer shield on, so they couldn't even lay a finger on you :D

the good news was you had an anti-folk dancer shield on, so they couldn't even lay a finger on you :D
Bad news is that you later find out it is defective...

The good news is they don't know it is defective

the bad news was they attacked anyway and started to attack. ahh! :0

the good news is that u survived

the bad news is that i dont know how to get an avatar

the bad new is that i lost a leg

what the sign says trust it it doesn't lie

the good news is your leg magicaly grew back when you went to disney land the happiest place on earth!

the good news is your leg magicaly grew back when you went to disney land the happiest place on earth!

bad news is they found a dead bodie there and it became a zombie and bit your leg off again and never grew back!! ( weird eh? )

the good news is you got a bianicle leg and you and the zombie got married!

:wave2: The bad news is you had to beat the zombie wife senseless with your bionic leg to keep her from eating your brains.

the good news is. the wife teleported you into the puppet deminsion and now you look like this

the good news is. the wife teleported you into the puppet deminsion and now you look like this

the bad news that nobody likes you and you look stupid

the bad news that nobody likes you and you look stupid

LOL the good news is he had a girl so only the girl like him

the bad news was it was a disgusting girl who always does disgusting things

the good news. the girl was your mom

the bad news was she had to go on a mission to the moon for 3 years

the good news. the moon is made of cheese

the bad news was your mom and her crew ate the entire moon, so there was more moon to light the night sky :(

the good new sis is that a new moon came from Jupiter

the bad news was your mom and her crew ate the entire moon, so there was more moon to light the night sky
the good news. giant moon ppl were playing golf and hit pluto so it could light the earth!

..
the bad news is is that the moon from Jupiter is an evil moon

bad news is that my money was on fire :( -giggle-

bad news is that my money was on fire :( -giggle-

Good news i replaced it with fake money so i have the real money

Hahaha

bad news is that Malificent stole the real money from you...

the good news. maleficent gave me a piggy back ride

bad news is that i shot you insted of the person who stole my money :(

This is how you play good news bad news: someone says.... the good news is i got a new house! and then someone else will say..... the bad news is the new house was burnt down. and so on and so forth? think you get it well i will start!
( also it isn't real you can make it up )


....The good news is i won the lottery!!!!


so you do the bad news now:)

bad news is that you are banned till you give back my money and this is too long

the good news is is that we dont care that this is too long, look at the post This or That

the bad news is that is that this or that turned into maleficent and ate all of the good posts in VMKforums

The good news is King Yo-Yo came and save VMK Forums from maleficent.

the bad news is that King Yo-Yo is a 2 year old kid.

he he, this is fun!

the good news is that my friend saved the day (and changed King Yo-Yo's diaper ;))

the bad news is that something terriable happened the next day

the good news is that you found a penny, so you had good luck all day

the bad news is that it was all of the money you had all week

the good news. everyone is now a baby so they all look so cute!! and ate the candy penny

the good news, is that the sky isn't really falling!!

the bad news is, the clouds are, *OUCH!!*
lol

the good news all of the ppl in VMKforums pooped in their diaper

the bad news was it smelled like 10,000 port-a-potties put together

the good news EBK was forced to change our diapers

the bad news was that he passed out from all the toxic fumes

The good news is that he eventually got used to the smell

the good news is you lerned how to change your own diaper

the bad news was you messed up on a step and ended up changing your old dirty diaper with an even dirtier diaper

he good news is the bauldelare children found all of us and found an SUV and put us all in the SUV

the bad news was we locked ourselves in the SUV with our dirty diapers

the good news. dirty diapers are IN

the bad news was they suddenly got replaced in fashion by clown shoes

the good news is that you own stock in clown shoe companies and its value shot up

the bad news was your clown shoes were filled with whipped cream left over from the the previous owners

the good news. you have oyur old mind back but u are still babies

The good news is that now you can grow up as a child prodigy

The bad news is that now you really don't feel like growing up as a child Prodigy.

The bad news is that now you really don't feel like growing up as a child Prodigy.
good news is u find it really cool that u can be a talking baby!

the bad news was you had to go to the dentist for your first cavity

the good news is the dentist says it was a faluse alarm, and your teeth are perfect!

the good news is the dentist says it was a faluse alarm, and your teeth are perfect!
The bad news is that after he said that, his teeth fell out

the good news was your teeth were still perfect

The bad news is now that the dentist who lost his teeth (can't really speak now), you can't get any advice from him on how keep your teeth perfect.

the good news is someone gives him new teeth(fake teeth)

Good news is he found a talking parrot on the island who told the boat to turn around!
the bad news is the boat crashed and they bothe died:piratesk:

Good news is i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico XD




hahaha lol good one thats halrious lol d:p

the good new is that the dentist still made 20289752 billion dollars a second

the good new is that the dentist still made 20289752 billion dollars a second

the bad news is it way yen :P

the good news is that he ate some spaghetti o's

The bad news is that VMK is going to close in some hours.

the good news is that it's always going to be there tomorrow

The bad news is that it alway crashes.

the good news is the peter pan hat will be available on friday

the bad news is somebody stole the whole stock!!! 100th post Woot Woot!!!

The good news is that it was found and they were banned.

The bad news is that they made a mule account and stole it all again. Then started trading it for infreno and gave some to his other mule accounts.

The good news is that their IP was banned.

The bad news was Peach was kidnapped by Wario and Muligi and Bowser later that day! Oh no!!! :0

the bad news was they couldn't retrieve all the peter pan hats, so they replaced them with crates

The good news is that she was found.

The bad news is she wasn't rescued.

the good news is she was rescued by kirby this time

the bad news is that she was found dead

The good news is that Mario didn't care. Instead he bought her a brand new dress.

the good news is that you're still alive

The good news is that she came back to life.

wait!
nvm lol

the bad news is that she found a dead mushroom, which means death

The good news is that nothing happened to her

The bad news is she was kidnapped by Boswer yet again!! Mama Mia!!!

The good news is that Luigi popped out of the closet and scared Bowser until he let go of her.

The bad news is Mario was upset with Luigi cuz he was supposed to save Peach not Luligi!! ( Someone is jealous!!)

The bad news is Mario was upset with Luigi cuz he was supposed to save Peach not Luligi!! ( Someone is jealous!!)

The good new is they fell deeply in love and lived in peachs castle and made mario clean and cook ( LOL is mario supose to like peach hahah story gone wrong )

Yes I think Mario is supposed to like Peach LOL

Bad news Peach Was kidnapped yet AGAIN!!! LOL

~Music~

Good news is i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico XD

Rolling- On -The -Floor- Laughing!

This is too funny to be symbolized LOL

Good news is that she left a trail of toadstools to follow her to her kidnapper's lair.

the bad news was you forgot to sign up for cheer try-outs

the good news is is that the toad stools fromt he earlier good news was in fact the magical stones of Norwrath (made it up in my mind..)

the bad news was mario suddenly fell in love with Daisy

THE GOOD THING IS THAT THE WORLD WON'T END ( I THINK )........ THE BAD THING IS IT WILL END IN 12,000,000 YEARS.................. ( true ):wave2:

the good news is that you won't live that long to experience such a tragedy

the bad news is is that mario suddenly felt so jealous he killed poor Luigi!!!!!

the good news is Mario inherited all the money and plumbing supplies

the bad news is that the supplies were very cheap and they broke

the good news is Marios was rich and bought new ones... and an alpaca

edit: this was like the same time as yours... o_O whoa.

the good thing is that the green day DVD " Bullet in a Bible " is out today on my mom's b-day. the bad thing is lot of fans and might been sold out!!! :( oh well......

The good news is that I finally got my avatar to show up!

the bad news is that i don't know who's Michael Landon

the good news was you had a friend who knew him and was able to personally meet him

the bad news is that your friend's car broke down so he personally see him anymore

the good news was you suddenly ran into some guy who worked for Guess and you were discovered to be a model

the bad news is is that you have to wear ugly clothes

the good news was those clothes were actually last year's rejects, so you were then given the season's hottest clothes for free :)

the bad news is that one of them rip

the bad news is the season's hottest clothes are tiny, see-through sheets made to be shirt, and it's cold

The Good News is you found a magic genie and are granted one wish.

the bad news was you wasted your first wish on a batch of rotten cabbages

the good news is is that the genie is nice and gives you three more wishes

the bad news is you were running and running and ran into a bush, and the branch things got stuck in the tears, so you become stuck to a bush

the good news was you made a wish to your genie that everything would be fixed

(:party-smi 1,800th post, yay!:party-smi

the bad news is that you only have 2 wishes left

________________
Harry Potter Freak!

the good news was you spent your 2nd wish on world peace (finally! :))

the bad news is is that world peace didnt last long

the good news is you wished for ten more genies and now you have 32 more wishes!

edit: 31, apparently now

lol, the bad news was aliens abducted all your genies!

the good news is is that you had one genie left and wished them all back!

the bad news is the aliens abducted YOU, and you left all your genies back at Jupiter

the good news was you had a helmet so that you had some air to breathe

the bad news is that it cracked

the good news is is that you beat him

the bad news was you forgot how to get back to earth