The bad news is that all of the candy was ear wax flavor:mickeymo:

the good news is you still have your health, lol

The bad news is you only have half of your body

the good news is you got surgery and now you're a whole human

the good news is u can screw the other half on! LOL

soarinsoarin~

the bad news was when you were all fixed up, a bolt of lighting rushed through the room and you were hit! ah!

The good news is that you got sergery yet again, and got fixed up.

the bad news was it cost over $25,000!

The good news is it was tax free day!

The bad news is that it was on april 1

The good news is that it had more than what the surgery cost

the bad news was when you paid, you only had $2 left

The good news is you got a job, and got more money to buy everything you ever wanted! (lol. like tha'd ever happen!)

lol. the bad news was you lost your job to a proffesional juggling clown

the good news is that you got chocolate.. lots and lots of chocolate (totally different from everything else LOL)

the bad news is that the elephants that balance on those ball things.. fell on you, rendering the chocolate useless.

The Good News: Hey, look, chocolate for the fondue set you haven't used since last December!!!!

Good: Look! you found a penny!
bad: i eat your penny!

-CL_MsBehave

Good: Look! you found a penny!
bad: i eat your penny!

-CL_MsBehave
good news is u found another penny!

good news that i can sing :)

you ppl dont make sence do you lool the bad new s=is tha im bored

the bad news is that you lost your voice so you cant sing
LOL

the bad news is that you lost your voice so you cant sing
LOL
The good news is you found your voice in your dogs food dish (the dry kind of food of course) :)

the bad news is that you were teleported to narnia

bad news is you are going to go to the dentist next year with a cavity

good news is that it didnt hurt and that you got lots of chocolate.. (i love chocolate btw..)

bad news is you found out you were allergic to chcolate.

that happened already

the bad news is that I ate geico for dessert :)
oh Im sorry; I didn't have time to read it I just posted

Good news is that you can still eat more.. you just might get more hives.

the bad news is you ate chocolate anyway and got really sick

Good news was u only needed to fart LOL

LOL the bad news was it wiped out the entire city population

Good news was it was only 3 people

i am confused?

the bad news was your fart wiped out the mayor, the candy vendor, and a guy named Jim

the good news is is that I turned into the mayor and Jim and the candy vendor dude dont count ;)

the bad news is that you were robbed of all your possesions later that day

the good news is is that i got the robber back and sent him to prison for the rest of his life.. and that im no longer allergic to chocolate!!

Good news is you have your BFFs bday party tomorrow...

bad news is that your BFF's bday didnt turn out and the chocolate cake got on your new dress/suit

The Good News Is I Killed My Sys

The Bad News Is She Is Now A Nombie

a Nombie..?
the good news is is that you gave her chocolate and she was alive again, but instead of annoying you all the time, she obeys you

good news i saved money on my car insurance ( spelled wrong i don't care)

Bad news my car insurance didn't cover my car that got smashed to pieces lol!

good news is is that you sued (sp) geico and you made millions of dollars

the bad news was you made millions of dollars worth of burger king certificates

(I hate fast food LOL)
The good news was that you were able to donate all the Burger King certificates to orphans in Kenya
:-) Hehe

the bad news is that they were counterfeits.:)

The good news was that you could sue again!

The bad news was that you couldn't afford a lawyer.:)

the good news was you found a magic wand and could now do anything you wanted. yay

the bad news is that my dog ate it

teh good news is you now have a magic dog

the bad news was the wishes you made always had something to do with dogs

the good news is your dog could wish and now you and him are king of the world ;)

the bad news is that the people of the world don't like you because your dog has a very annoying bark

the good news is you sent them to Neptune, and now you rule the world in peace

The bad news is that your dog barked so much that it lost it's voice, and all the townspeople loved you again!

The good news is that were still knig.:)

the bad news was Ronald McDonald dog-napped your dog and now ruled the world

the good news is is that you found Ronald McDonald and turned him into the police and you got chocolate

the bad news is is that your dog ate the chocolate and died

the good news was he went to heaven because all dogs go to heaven, lol

the bad news is is that the dog god didn't like him and sent him.. well ya know

the good news is you used a spell to resurrect him from the dead and set him free from you know where

LOL the bad news is is that he ate your chocolate again and died and went back to you know where

lol, the good news is that you're still alive. hooray!

The bad news is you failed your math test and have to repeat the 3rd grade for the 3rd time.:)

The bad news is you failed your math test and have to repeat the 3rd grade for the 3rd time.:)
The good news is that I dont like maths

the bad news was you flunked your favorite subject

the bad news is that i need to learn it to pass the test

the good news is your teacher didn't correctly grade your tests and stuff, so she promoted you to 4th grade imediately

The bad news is that you failed 4th grade.:)

the good news was you won a dance contest and the prize was $10,000,000!

the bad new is that you were robbed.:)

the good news is that the horse you bet $100000 on won!

The bad news is that you were robbed.:)

The good news is that you robbed somebody

the good news was the robber was caught, put to jail, and all your money was returned :)

the bad news is that you forgot to file the tax return on your earnings and face jail time and a steep fine

The good news is that you broke out of jail.:)

the bad news was you were caught and for some reason sentenced to eating dirt for 10 years while in a brand new jail

The good news is that it was good dirt.:)

the bad news was the next day, you found out you were allergic and got a hideous facial rash

The good news is that nobody saw you.:)

the bad news was some random guy took a picture of you and posted it in all the most-read magazines

The good news is that a doctor saw it and is willing to pay you as a research subject to test his new medicine that he hopes will cure that allergy and facial rash.

bad news was he was a fake

the good news was he was miraculously able to heal your rash

The bad news is you are still in jail.:)

The good news is they let you out early!

the bad news is you left, walked out of the jail, and got struck by lightning

The good news is that you realized that your shoe got struck by lightning... not you.

The bad news was that the shoe that was destoryed was good pair of basketball shoes signed by Michael Jordan.

The good news is that someone thought that it was big-tine news, you got on TV, Michael Jordan was watching, and he gave you a new pair of shoes!

the bad news is that they were old, cheap shoes with no autograph

The good news is that he was all, "Oh! I'm sorry!" and gave you a new, awesome pair with an autograph.

The bad news is that you got stuck in the rain and they got ruined.

the good news is that before the rain, there was a drought, and now the plants can grow

the bad news is the plant feels sad:mad:

the bad news is the plant feels sad:mad:

good news is that the plant gets a life time supply of soil

bad news My mom does not like movies LOL

good news is most other ppl do! like movies

bad news is that the movie studios are on strike and no movies are being made.:)

the good news is, there is always broadway!

The bad news is that all the broadway shows are full and there are no cancellations.:)

the good news was you were able to score tickets online for a good price

the bad news is you accidentally purchased tickets to an Ice Capades show.

the good news is you sold them for double the price on ebay!

the bad news was the tickets were fake the whole time and the people who bought it sued you for trying to sell fake tickets (even though it wasn't really your fault)

good news is that your jail cell smells like lemon! (oh, I forgot to mention you didn't have enough money?)

the bad news was you suddenly had to share it with a smelly guy

Good news is that you consider lemons as smelly fruit! (did that make any sense?)

bad news is the jail is for nine years

the good news was you were released early for good behavior. (also, i didn't really understand your post LordIllidan, lol)

Good news is I'm not giving you the bad news!

I mean...

You recreate the infamous "salsa escape" of Juan Lopez!

(AKA you spend 8 years melting the bars with salsa from the cafeteria)

NVM!!!

Bad news is that I'm in control of your fate for this post, and I say your $200 Italian Designer f hat falls in the fire as soon as you get home

the bad news is people pelted you with lemons once you stepped outside

the good news is that all the people missed

Good news is your dog was found

the bad news is the people missed and hit your dog

the good news was a mysterious helicopter flew by and threw tons of dollar bills to everyone below

the bad news is that you got injured by all the people running to get the money

lol, the good news was after everyone left, you found a hundred dollar bill on the ground

the bad news is that the bill mysteriously caught on fire

the good news was you found a fire extinguisher and put out the fire before the bill had time to burn up

the bad news is now the bill is soaking wet from the fire extinguisher

the good news was a hair drier was conveniently next to you and you were able to dry the bill

the bad news is someone inflicted $100 worth of damage to your.. body.. after drying the bill.

the good news was the person who beat you up was caught and he had to pay you $1,000 for his actions

The bad news is that the money fell out of a hole in your pocket

The good news was that you had a bag in your hand to catch it.

the good news is you found a lucky penny on the ground

the bad news was that it was fake.

the good news was your house was clean and tidy

the bad news is a robber broke in and messed your house up

the good news was that your bull dog bit him on the butt.


sorry to ask but can i say that on boards? im really sorry if i can't, please forgive me.

lol i dont know if that is appropriate but they said that if it is in a G disney film it is appropriate and i have seen lots of G films were they say butt like finding nemo

anyways, the bad news is the burglar was wearing a frying pan in that region for some reason

eew the good news is the police washed it before using it again lol

the bad news is is that the dog died because it ate poison..

good news is that he can save 15% or more on car insurence ;D

The bad news is that you lose your car insurance.:)

the good news is that some guy finds it again and decides to return it to you :)

The bad news is that you get n to a car accident and the insurance company won't pay for it.:)

the good news is you survive the crash, and the rich dude nextdoor pays for everything :)

The bad news is that the rich guy is Micheal Jordan and you dont realise it until he's gone and you dont get to meet him.

The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

the bad news is is that ppl have said that a million times now.. ;)

the good news is that it is true

the bad news this thread is so long

the bad news this thread is so long
But the good news is everybody is sharing their ideas :)

The bad news is that this thread will never end.:)

The bad news is that this thread will never end.:)

but the good new is i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurence by switching to gieko! lol :P ok i promise last time

the bad news is is that was the BILLIONTH (sp?) time thats been said.. ;)

the good news is that cheese is IN

the bad new is that crackers are OUT

But the good news is that weat thins are IN! (even though they may be a cracker)
PS: Did you know, that if you eat 10 weat thins, you have eaten all the calories needed in a day? As soon as I learned this, I stopped eating cheese and crackers... ;)

the bad news is is that i lost money switching to geico.. ;)

But the good news is, that Geico closed down, because of an unhappy costumer (sp?). :Tongue:

The bad new is that we can't say that we saved money on our car insurance anymore.:)

The good news is... OH WELL!! lol Ding, dong, the lizard's dead, ding dong, the wicked lizard's dead! Just kidding. ;)

the bad news is that we cant see him doing the robot anymore :(

The good news is that now you can!

the bad news is is that we dont want to watch ypou do the robot.. ;)

the good news is that you are the best robot dancer in the world:)

the bad news is is that all the chocolate in the world has been stolen!!
(!!!!!!!GASP!!!!!!!)

The good news is that Willy Wonka made more at his chocolate factory!

The bad news is that his factory closed down.:)

the good news is is that Billy Wonka started a new factory (Billy Wonka is his brother)

The good news is that the Oompa Loompas are still working and chocolate is being made.:)

uh.. i already did the good news..
the bad news is is that the Oompa Loompas died out of some weird disease..

the scary good news was that they rose from the dead :)

the bad news is that ppl are mad that they cant say Gikeo (sp) 15 minutes could save u 15% or more on car insureance(sp) NO FAIR! and that IT LIVES! 4-ever!

ok..

the good news is is that Billy Wonka slayed (hope that word is ok) all the unliving Oompa Loompas

the bad news is that the oompah loompahs won

the good news is is that Willy Wonka has FIVE siblins (sp?)Billy, Silly, Jilly, Dilly, and Milly and since Billy is dead, the other four go to battle and win!

The bad news is that there are more Oompa Loompas than there are Willy Wonka's siblings! Ahhh!

the good news was you had total control over the numerous oompa loompas

The bad news is that all of them were asking you too many questions at once

the good news was you tricked them into testing a brand new taffy that lasts for 1 year

The bad news is that a government inspection found the taffy to be an occupational hazard.

the good news was you made a fortune off all your other wonderful candy creations

The bad news is that a rival candy company got your secret recipe

the good news was they forgot your recipe and you were back on top

the good news was they forgot your recipe and you were back on top
bad news is they stole it again! :Tongue: :donald:

The good news is that the candy is good.:)

The bad news is I just saved by switching to Geico .

The good news is the gecko can do the robot now..

The bad news is the robot is not cool anymore..

The good news is, he learns to break dance :-)

the bad news is that he breaks his neck

the good news is that...
i can wave?... :wave2:

The bad news is that you waved too much, and both your arms broke off.

the good news is that they have magnets in them and connected back to your arm.

The bad news is the magnets are so powerful that you're now stuck to refridgerator

The good news is that you are closer to the food.:)

The bad news is that your little sister tipped over the refriderator

The good news is that the food spilled out and you ate it.:)

The bad news is the food was poison

the good news is that you where rushed to the hospital before the poison did serious damage, and they reatatched both of your arms :D

The bad news is they put a game boy inside you and you could hear it beeping

The good news is that you are alive.:)

The bad news is, you've devolped an odd craving for a charger..

The good news is Nintendo is making edible chargers

The Bad News is, it tastes like "Cheese Roll-Ups" . :eek:

the good news is that the cheese is my fav cheese

The bad news is, that u are allergic 2 cheese! Lol.

the good news is, that you just develope an itch rather than hives like the doctors had first thought ;D

good news is you jumped in the trash found a pell off from mc.donalds and won a house

the bad news is the house was a play house that measured 3 inches

the good news is that your only a 1/4 of an inch big! pleanty of room!

The bad news is that your house got crushed! :o

bad news is that he can't sing.
HE CAN SING KONG FU FIGHTING

The bad news is that your house got crushed! :o
THE GOOD NEWS is that the goverment is paying for your new house!

the bad news is that they are broke now that everyone's house is broken and have no more money.

the good news is you won a free trip to Hawaii

the bad news is you won a free trip to Honolulu Airport, and that's it.

The good news is that when your at the airport, you meet your long lost relative.

The bad news is that they came to meet you to ask for money.

The good news is that with the dollar you gave them they won the lottery, and gave you 50,000, to buy a new house! :eek:

the bad news is that the government comes and confiscates it all -.-

the Good news is you go to court and win it all back on appeal.

The bad news is that the house is now covered in bugs..eew

The bad news is that the house is now covered in bugs..eew

The good news is that another long lost relative comes along who happens to be an exterminator and gets rid of all the bugs.

The bad news is that he forgot the exterminator stuff.

The good news is that there is an invasion of frogs that eat up all the bugs

The bad news is now you have to get rid of the frogs! :eek:

The good news is that you have a huge net to catch all the frogs in.

The bad news is the net is too big to fit through any door or window in the house

The good news is that you have a net.

The bad news is what NaviMap said! LOL

The bad news is my mouse is running

the good news is that you stop caring about the house.

The bad news is that now that you stop caring about the house, you have no house.

The good news is that you won the lottery and bought a mansion.

The ban news is that the Mansion is made of straw and the big bad wolf comes and... well you know the rest

the good news is is under the straw theres bricks..

the bad news is the bricks are attached with cement. So the house blows away.

The good news is that you are OK with living on the streets for now.

the bad news is is that a robber comes up and takes your children!!

the good news is that the police catch him before he gets to the border and sold them all as servants!

the bad news was the robber escaped, kidnapped your children (again), and since he's such a star wars fanatic he forced your kids to replay every movie ever played. the horror!

The bad news is that the robber escaped when the police went to Krispy Kreme for some doughnuts.

the good news was after the police finished their yummy doughnuts, they caught the robber, released your children, put the robber in a nut house, and rushed back to Krispy Kreme for more delicious orginal glaze doughnuts :)

The bad news is that they ran out of doughnuts! Oh no!

NOOOOOOOO! the horror! lol. back on topic:

the good news is a brand new Krispy Kreme store opened across the street and they gave you free doughnuts. life is sweet, literally!

The bad news is that they were poisoned accidentally because a mad scientist came in to learn how the donuts were made. :) Crazy...

the good news was you were able to get a refund

the bad news the refund ate you

the bad news the refund ate you
LOL! it seriously made me laugh out loud! neway:

the good news was you found a magic sword and you defeated the evil refund

the bad news is the refund formed into yavn and said(in darth vader voice) YOU ARE BANNED FROM VMK! (in arnold swardsiniger voice) I AM THE GOVENER AND I SHALL CRUSH YOU. (crushed you)