Good news, you can still eat ice cream.. :D

The bad news is Godzilla took all the ice cream in town and punched you! :(

good new is he's so furry it didn't hurt

the bad news is the fur started growing on you. (Hairy!)

good news is you got it shaved off.

good news is my dad just got a new job

bad news his boss is a jerk.

The good news is he got an early paycheck!

The bad news is that the paycheck said $1.05 :(

good news is their was a smudge and instead it said $1,005,000 :)

the bad news, is that the bank wouldn't cash it

Bad news was he lost the check :(

Good news is he made the soccer team

The bad news is he hurt himself while trying to kick the ball at another player and got kicked off the team..

Good News Is I Got Inferno,

the bad news is a masked stranger came and took it from you

The good news was you had been working out so you threw the guy out the window and got it back

The bad news is you got arrested for throwing the guy out the window

The bad news is you accidently dropped in in Push.

the good news is i won 3,560 games

The bad news is that I won 3,561 games.

the good news is i OWN 3,562 games. LOL heeehee

the bad news is they all got lost

Good news i had at least 30000 spares of em all. MUAHAHA

bad news is they were all burnt in a fire

the good news you had more backups

the bad news: you actually had no backups

The good news is your fairy godmother brought you more.

the bad news she forgot her wand

the good news...your fairygodfather brought her her wand

the bad news he was late

the good new is that She had $9,876,543,210 with her.

bad news is she lost it.

the good news she found it on the street again.

the bad news a hawk swooped down and grabbed it

good news is the hawk dropped it on poor people thus ending hunger and poor people in that place and most cities with that problem :)

The bad news is a Bear ate all the food :( :(

The good news is that the bear is sharing it with me! :o

good news is they got more food.

The bad news is that was barbie doll food so it was all fake

the good new is you found money to buy food

bad news is no store is open

The good news is your dancing cat is back!~

bad news is, im about to change it ( not really )

the good news is.. i am quwwn os rpg's

What??

the bad news is i dont know what that is

LOL oops:) I am queen of rpg's

what is an rpg?

Roll Playing Group too fun its fun you should join 1

never heard of them

thats the bad new Pm me about them, we getting off topic

LOL ok:)

Good news is the Monkey invation ended

bad news is that that is bad news monkey invasion would be cool

the good news is monkeys like bananas not ppl

The bad news is they were human flavored.

ah the good news is that humans smell (lol not)

bad news is monkeys came invaded te earth blah blah blah and then a fire sreap through a building shaped like a shoe

the good news is super man came and gave the shoe to godzilla's kid!

The bad news is that godzilla's kid ate the shoe and complained "That's not boars head!"

the good news is I have a million dollars!!!!

^ grrrr you beat me to the good news :(






the bad news is you stole it!

the good news is you won a free trip to WDW

the bad news is the ppl next door tooke it

the good news is that your safe from dying and vekoma. YAY

bad news: your not safe from giant chipmunks throwing chuncks of cheese at you!

the good news is the chipmunks went to disney land and got so annoyed with the screaming kids and vekoma they went and hung them selves.

the bad new is that when the chipmunks hung themselves the gardner came and cut their ropes/chains

good news: the chipmunks were saved (i mean, we don't want animals to die, do we?), and learned that it's not nice to throw chunks of cheese. Remember that people ;)

bad news : they now started to throw pieces of watermelon

good news: they learned that it's not nice to throw ANYTHING at people/objects/other creatures

the bad news is SweetChinMusic didn't feel like posting anything so they had to skip to the next person

good news: you're giving me something to go on

bad news: a monkey just walked up to you and spit soda on you

good news: the soda was diet so acid got on you and didn't melt you because only water does that :D

bad news: the monkey came back and spits water on you. :D

good news: the water wasn't REALLY water ;)

bad news we didn't know what water was

good news just some yummy candy

bad news : the candy turns out to be Black Licorish

Good news: It was free!

bad news: when you said "free" you really mean 10 bucks

good news: You're a millionare and 10 bucks doesn't matter much. ;)

the bad news is that you lost all of you money in a bet

the good news is that the guy who won the bet lost all the money to the last cubs game.

bad news~~~

The monkey ate the cubs game...

the good news is they throw it back up

the Bad News is were out of carrots.

good news is we found a corrot island with unlimited carrots

Bad news~~ EKB was there, ready to attack.

the good news is a heard of bufflo came and stoped ekb

bad news the bufflo all have bird flu

good news: since it's BIRD flu, the buffalo aren't affected ;)

bad news: ekb turned them into birds :D

good news: when they were turned into birds, the lost all traces of bird flu and then became immune

bad news : i dont know wat your talking about

Good news: but i still can hear you

The bad news my friend did'nt understand you

bad news is the gecko doesn't do the robot...
LOL!!!!! too shorttttt!!!!!

good news you got free tickets to see what ever movie you want

bad news theres nothing good to see

Good news they are good at El Capitan.

bad news: that place is 2000 miles away and all the planes are taken

The good news is there was a jet airplane.

bad news: plane broke down

good news: you saved alot of money by switching to geico

orangegracie, try not to double post, or for this matter, answer yourself. It's kinda stupid looking. >.< I'm going off of your Bad news post, not your Good news post.

Good news: You jumped out before it crashed, and you didn't die.

bad news is you jumped into the middle of a shark nesting area

Good news is the sharks were vegetarian.

Ru Ru :peterpan:

bad news is that a ship came and put you on board

(how is that bad news??) good news is it was a private yacht owned by Hannah Montana!!

Bad news is it was a fake.

good news is that they gave you food bc you were hungry!

bad news it was rotten

Good news is it was made of plastic.

the bad news is that its not boars head..

Good news is that they do have some and you found were they were hidden

bad news is they were hidden in the sewer

good news is that you found a million credits in the sewer

the bad news is that a scammer snatches the million credits away from right under your virtual nose. -.-

got news is he got caught!! buy.. your gramma

bad news it was your cousin

good news: I just saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest!

Bad news: It stunk.

(That's so untrue!! I loved it. :D)

good news: i got my hair cut:)

bad news is your even uglier now then you were before.

good news: it got fixed!

the bad news it broke when i used it the good new it i danced with a lizard

bad news is it got unfixed

good news: you go back home in your car to fix it

bad new: you dont remember were you live ouch!!

good news is you asked your friend to take you home

The bad new is that her car blew up :P

The good news is that she had car insurance

The good news is that she had car insurance
bad news she forgot to renew it

good news she forgot that she forgot about renewing it which she thought she hadn't done which she had done yesterday bc she has short term memory loss


lol confusing?

the bad news is her short term memory loss caused her to renew HEALTH insurance, not car insurance

the good news is that we bought a lizard that can dance for us

bad news is it said he dances but he really is fake

The good news is that people found the lizard amusing, and set up a touring contract!

xKawaii

bad new the lizard had a heart attack

good news is he recovered

Bad news: He got eaten. :(

The good new is that he came back to life

the bad news he came to be alive with one eye ball

good news is that the one eyeball is magic.

Bad News is that eye made himself dead (again). ROFL

the good news is, he was faking his death ( he used invisibility magic to make him look like a ghost )

the bad news is he was arrested by police for faking his death.

The good news is.. the police gave him a cookie :)

bad news: he still was arrested and the cookie was REALLY old and hard :(

Good news was he got to call his mommy!

Bad news: She got eaten by a hawk.

The bad news is there not

Bad news: She got eaten by a hawk.

good news: the hawk dropped her and she landed on a couch luckily placed in someone's yard

good news: the hawk dropped her and she landed on a couch luckily placed in someone's yard

Bad news: They caught her in their yard, thought she was trespassing, called the police and now she's in jail.

good news is she was let out by the president because she had helped him in this war

bad news: she still had to pay the fine.

Good news it was only 10 dollars

bad news she was broke

Good news her grandma was rich.

Bad news: her grandma was suddenly robbed
~Chaelle

good news the robber gave her grandma the money back

The bad news is that a hurricane was in the grandma's neighborhood and broke all of the grandma's belongings
~Chaelle

the good news is my family can do the chicken dance

The Good News is that your Grandma Had Insurance and got free stuff..

bad news she thought the guy giving her stuff was evil so she started hitting him with a purse

The good news is that the man was so traumatized from being hit by the grandma, he stopped being evil forever.

xKawaii :nemo:

the bad news....the grandma became evil!! muah ha ha!!

the good news...it was all a dream

The bad news was that she had deja vu, and the exact same scenarios that happened in that helpless grandma's head became real!

xKawaii :nemo:

Umm okay...
Well the good news is that the grandma and the granddaughter got mental therapy
~Chaelle

The bad news is that the grandaughter got brain washed after the therapy and forgot all about it...

Good news is... she's not evil no more :)

the bad news is someone ate her pickle jar (pickles included) so she became evil again...

Good News Is It Had A Side Effect

the good news is you going to WDW

The bad news is it's going to rain your entire trip.

the good news is, you love the rain!

bad news is that your allergic to it

The good news is mickey mouse has a cure for being allergic to the rain

Bad News, you're allergic to the cure.

the bad news is that there is not enough cures for every one =[

the good news is someone went and found a different cure on another planet so everyone could be cured

bad news- the cure made ppl hate totoro, and start liking Princess Mononoke more. grr, stupid cure :(

bad news- the cure made ppl hate totoro, and start liking Princess Mononoke more. grr, stupid cure :(

the good news is the cure started to ware ( sp? ) off and they ended up like both people equaly

The bad news is Totoro can only be seen when you're very young, bc its a magical adventure for YOU (not me :().

The bad news is the cure was stolen by Orginazation XIII

The bad news is the cure was stolen by Orginazation XIII


the good news is they accidently dropped it and someone found it and returned the cure :)

bad news is that its the wrong cure

the good news is that they found out the sickness only lasted two weeks so everyone was ok

The bad news is that the illness turns you into a monkey.:eek:

good news is everyone was health because we ate bananas

Bad news is...bananas got the sickness to

the good news is scienctist made a new fruit called applanana that was a apple and a banana. This fruit couldn't get the sickness and we liked it.

The bad news is that it was colored a greenish color, so no one wanted it.

good news is....there's no more good news, wah!!!!! :(

the bad news is that there is more good news

The good news is that stitch isn't crying :D

the bad news is that he is in my avatar!