Bad News: We all turn out to look like the dancing kid above me - looks up -

Good news: He thinks I'm dead

Bad News: he sees you at wal-mart during his evil doings

Bad news: You are dead

Good News: You have invisible magic and turn invisible then run away when he can't see you

bad news: i'm not dead (thats bad for most people?)

Good news:You have invisible magic and you run away when happy kid/dancing dude can't see you

Bad news: You're been dead for 100 posts..

Good news : A doctor revived me 200 posts ago

good news ding dong darthmatt is dead

Bad news: It will take a very long time for him to decompose.

Good news that was only a joke

Bad news: So was that

Good news: Ding dong VMKFreak is dead ( joke )

Bad News: That was actually the IRS ringing doorbell.

good news: it was all a bad dream

bad news: when you woke up you forgot to go to the bathroom last night from drinking all the lemonade

good news: you were wearing a diaper

bad news: you wore the diaper for 2 years

Good news: You lied

Bad news: It's duct taped on

good news: it didn't hurt when you took it off

bad news it hurt so bad that it killed darthmatt but not futuremartymcfly

the good news is it really didnt kill darthmatt. he was just pretending to be dead because the covenant soilders were after him.

Bad news: The covenent soldiers figured out

good news: darthmatt escapes

Bad news: I got caught

the good news is.. im so cute!

Bad news: You lied

good news: YOU lied (darthmatt)

bad news, you dont know if he is lying

good news: you poke him with a stick

bad new: he pokes u with a pole

good news: the cookie monster escaped to springfield ( where simpsons are )

bad news: he destroyed the grocery store in his mad quest for cookies.

good news: the cookie monster is now getting special treatment from his cookie problem :)

bad news: he had a rocket launcher

good news: it didn't work

bad news: the rocket was invisible

good news: you got see-invisible-stuff glasses from sending in box tops of Invisible Flakes. They work!!

bad news : you drop the glasses and then they break so you cant see the rocket

good news: the rocket goes up but never goes down..

bad news: it lands on Mars and then destroys Mars so now the pieces of Mars are landing on our heads.

Good news: We're able to find aliens on the pieces of Mars and they live with us in peace and harmony.

bad news: they were faking it and actually had plans to destroy the human race.

Good news: it was all a dream

the bad news is that it when you wake up the aliens are by your bedside with futeristic weapons

good news: they decide not to probe you

bad news you dont know but they do

good news : their probe turns you super-human

bad news: you become Tom Cruise

good news: you marry kate (dream come true!)

bad news: you jump on couches and lose your reputation

good news: Kate dies and leaves you all her money

bad news: you are hated by everyone around the world, and your one love is dead

good news : a cookie arrives at your door

bad news: you are tom and dicide not to eat it!

good news: you get splashed with water

bad news is u hate water

good news: it was lemon juice

bad news: thats sticky

good news: you lick it off and it taste great!!!

bad news it was melted yellow snow

good news: it tastes good

good news is it was spilled mellow yellow!

-AlexKarateMonkey

good news: it tastes good

Bad news, that is gross.

good news: it was lemonade

bad news: it was horrible lemonade

good news: you made the lemonade! (gross, if you know what i mean)

bad news: it was poison

good news: u gave it to the person u most hate!

Bad news: But he knew what it was

good news they live in ireland!

Bad news: They dont

Good news: I found a peanut

bad news: it magically became alive and bit you on the nose!

Good news: It didnt hurt

bad news: it was venomous

good news: someone comes to help you, and they take the venom out.

bad news: you are scar ed for life

The good news is I just won the contest to visit a band..

Bad news: The band is Semic Sonic

Good news: You lied

the bad news is that i live with wife

Good news: She's very rambunctious

Bad news: Your dead

Good news: I can't be dead if I respond. :/

bad news: you can be a zombie

good news: a person respelled you.

bad news: I don't know what you mean by respelled



Random History Fact of this Post: The Leadership of James K Polk led to the most land being added to the United States in a single decade.

Good news: You won a Moillion dollars!

bad news: there is no such number as a moillion dollars




Random Fact of This Post: Originally, ancient Greek Scienists such as Aristotle believed the only types of matter that existed were Fire, Water, Earth and Air

Good news: I made a typo so now you win a billion dollars!

bad news: after all taxes are added you are left with only 2 pennies



Random Fact of this Post: During a chemical Reaction, some mass of the reactants is lost to energy, the actual amount lost can be found if you know the amount of Energy Change by using the formula (delta)E=(delta)Mc^2

Good news; They're ancient and worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS!

bad news: Happy Kid steals are your money, and dances like he is dancing above



Random Fact of this Post: Instead of the typical five kingdoms, there are aprroximately 8 kingdoms in eukaryotic domain, and even more in the two prokaryotic domains.

Good news he faints due to all the dancing he is doing!!

Jeena
xxxx

Good news: He gets arrested

the bad news is a herd of more happy kids come and dance the YMCA.

Good news: They're harmless

bad news is: these ears i just made dont really blend with the other shade of blue!

Good news: I like your shoes. Go Super Hero!

bad news: in the future babies will have on switches in their nose
good news: in the future babies will have off switches in their ears




LOL LOL LOL LOL

Good news: Although you've been dead for 200 posts you have a good grave!

bad news: the grave died and then you go down there, (if you know what i mean)

good new: the new grave digger is opera winfree and she brings u back form the dead

bad news, she was just wearing a costume and it is really chucky the doll

Good News: It was just a nightmare!

Bad News: It was a night terror, so you were reacting to it in your sleep, which caused you kick and scream.
You screamed so loud you woke up an ancient spirit who now wants to wreak havoc on your street.

The good news is that the spirit just wants to go back to the afterlife, and needs YOUR help.

Bad news: You wont help and it attacks you

The Good News Is: You dont get hurt

Bad news: His buddy does, though.

good news: the ghost goes to the afterlife when he finds his ghost crush.

Bad news: She a mad woman o_o

that bad news is that the lottery ticket got stolen

good news she got another one and she won 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,9999,999,999,999,999,999,999 ,999,999 billion dollers

bad news is... the money was stolen :(

The good news is it was a crazy robber and they gave the money to charity!

The bad news is the crazy robber works for the charity.

good news: the crazy robber was fired




Random Fact of Today: Gamma rays have are the highest energy nuclear decay give offs, but do the least amount of damage

The bad news is he stole it again 0_o

good news: someone brought Zac Efron and gave him to me so I can marry him! (I soooooooo wish!)

bad news: it turned out it was actually your mom in a costume


EAT THAT ZAC EFFRON YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!!!!


100th Post Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Good news: You dont get Zac Efron since he is totally dumb but you get life passes to Disney World!

bad news: it turns out they were cheap copies of the life time passes.

good news: you made many copies of the copies and they accepted them all

bad news... Paris was booted off American Idol (NO!!!!!!!!!!)

good news: they made a mistake in the votes and it turns out she WON!!!!!!!! Yay! And then Elliott cried :) muhahahaha

YAY! bad news is.... I'm rooting for McPhee!!!!

good news is a HUGE record company reconized Paris' talents and now she is FAMOUS!!!!!!

bad news.... i'm still rooting for McPhee!!!!

good news: Katherine won (Chris is the runner up) and Elliott cried! muhahaha

OH YEAH!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bad news... Elliot cried and now everyone thinks he's a wimp ( hang in there Elliot!!!)

good news: I hate Elliott

bad news: you hate Elliot (some people dont)

Good news. He sounds great!

Bad news: I think he sounds medeoker and so do all the record companies..

good news: i heart KAt McPhee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: anyone know how to do the hearts? the coding is something like ♥ right?

Bad news: The polls were wrong, everyone tied. So they had to start all over..

(With the final four, btw, I tihnk Kat is going home tonight. I'm sorry folks who love her, but she has a really small fan base compared to the other three..)

good news: Lost is better then american idol

bad news (for LOST fans): HOUSE is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo much better than Lost!!!! FOX, Tuesday Nights!!!

good news: I don't watch either (is that bad???)

Bad news: You've been dead for about, 200 posts.

good news: you can always come back to life



Random Fact of this Post: John William's Star Wars is considered by AFI the best movie score of all time

Bad news: You die yet again

good news: happy kid performs CPR on you and you come back to life

Bad news: You then choke on popcorn and die.

good news: happy kid does the heimlac manuever and CPR again to save you

Bad news: Er.. you burn to death and happy kid cannot save you.

good news: happy kid is happy

Bad news: Now he's sad

good news: happy kid can't be sad, he can only be happy because its in his name

Bad news: You're right

Good news: I'm Right :D

Bad news: I lied so technically, you're wrong :(

good news: you only lied in the post above me so you didn't lie, so I'm right

Bad news: You're wrong and were wrong

good news: I just save a bunch of car insurance by switching BACK to Geico

Bad news: No you didnt, I did.

Good news: I just won the lottery by using 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

Bad news: It was for 1 Dollar

good news: i can buy for pieces of bubble gum

Bad news: I stole the gum

good news: I got revenge when you were arrested

Bad news: Now you're arrested, too.

good news: it was a mistake and I'm free

Bad news: You then get arrested for stealing 1,000,000 Dollars

good news: you set me up, and got jailed for two extra months

Bad news: You get arrested and will never, no matter what, everget out of prison.

good news: i'm in a fancy jail cell

bad news: there is a flood

Good news: They evacuate the prison and you run away

bad news: I control Bad News Now!! Muahaha

Good news: This thread is now called, "Good new, Good news "

bad news: no it isn't

good news: The OFFICE is on tonight!!

bad news: i'm still bad news, and seinfeld was better

good news: you only think you bad news

bad news: i really am bad news, and two roaches were in my shower today

bad news: i really am bad news, and two roaches were in my shower today
the good news is they were plastic

bad news is... that that still really freaked me out when you said it

good news: they went down the drain

bad news: it went to the wrong system and landed right on your face while sleeping

good news: i'm doing neoteny's quest

bad news: you disconnected and had to start over bc of a vmk bug

good news, the timer suddenly froze, so you finish the quest at record time!

bad news: inferno was given to the second prize person

good news: 2 infernos, a stitch hat, and TONS of other cool stuff were the prizes for the 1st place winner

Bad news: Somebody hacked your account and took all your stuff

good news: vmkstaff gave all of it back

Bad news: You lied

good news: somewhere out there you didn't

Bad news: Lets see, you've been dead for 300 posts now?

good news: I'm from the future

Bad news: We're going in the future

good news: ET Phone Home, ET Phone Home!

Bad news: ET Is not disney

bad news ET died

Good news: He cant die

bad news: elliot is sad bc ET left

Good news: Eliot is a Troll

Bad News: He lives under a dirty, dusty, rusty, bridge.

good news: i went to the zoo with my grade level today!

bad news: an elephant sneezed on you

Good News: He sneezed pixie dust on you so you can fly

bad news: you hit an airplane

Good news: you fell into cotton candy! (yum!)

Good news: you fell into cotton candy! (yum!)
Bad News is that It was Spinach Flavored! Muahaha

good news: you fell into a jello pool

Bad news is that the jello is rotton

good news is you got some jello that isn't rotten.

Bad news is that you finish it and the supermarket doesn't have any more in stock.

good news is your full anyways.

bad news: you still feel hungry

good news is they're having a sale on Rice Krispies and those make you full.

Bad News is Snap, Crackle, and Pop accuse you of stealing their Rice Krispies and chase you all over the world

Good news: you attract media attention and get lots of paying sponsers.

Good news: you attract media attention and get lots of paying sponsers.


Bad news: Then you become poor and broke again, because your bill gets too high. Poor you!

good news: u saved alot of money on car insurance by switching to geico

Bad news - I'm back and missed a lot of things! tee hee

good news I got food poisoning.

Bad news: You're Dead

good news: they revived you

Bad news: I burnt so now I dont even want to be alive so I kill myself.

good news: you only DREAMED you killed yourself

Bad news: When I wake up I really do kill myself

good news: it was a DOUBLE dream (you know, the ones where you dream about waking up and stuff.)

Bad news: You wake up and kill yourself

Good News: you stop trying to commit ******* and start to play kingdom hearts instead

Bad news kingdom hearts company got hit by a atomic bomb :-(

Good news: they built a new one!

Bad News: They were to lazy to complete it

Good news this is the 324 page

bad news is someone put a virus on this page and now no one can get to it. :(

good news I just earned 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000$ and bought vmk

bad news is you have no one to help you run VMK and all your money was spent.


(Off topic: 700th post!!)

good news is you found some money and hired ppl to help u

bad news they all quit

good news is all they did was drink soda and pizza anyways.

good news is they quit to find some more people and u could hire again

bad news nobody wanted to work for u

Good News (News Flash): While you walk in the sidewalk singing to yourself..you were heard by the director of American Idol, and you are begged to be one of the judge! (Simon got kick out! WOOHOO!!)

bad news: your a horrible singer

bad news they ran out of electricity to work

good news is on ur way out of the building someone gave u a winning lottery ticket

bad news it was invalid!

Good News: You found out that it was your sister's lottery ticket..- and you found yours! -

bad news on your way home u ran into her car

Good News......... i ate waffles today!