The Bad News Is He Would Of Ruled The World

The good new is that no one would stop him

the good news is i get to write the good news, yay!!

the bad news is the heir to the throne is your brother's friend's, uncle's cousin's, wife.

the good news is you dyed your dog pink!

the bad news is u hate pink and love purple.

The good news is that the pink dye was temporary, and you re-dye your dog purple!

The bad news is that he (the dog) liked the purple! :hoppy_easter_bunny: LOL

the good news is that he got used to the new color

the bad news is the color washed off in the rain

the good news is now that lawn purple wait are we sure that good news?!?

:lachen70:Bad news is that everybody laughed at the purple. :shifty:

the good new is that they where laughing with you not at you.

The bad news they were laughing with you at your best friend

the good news is that when u stopped laughing he killed himself and in his will he left u everything he owns including his vmk person which has 2 5* infernos

bad news: Your BEST friend is now Dead!

Good news: He saved your life once, and now that he is dead, death is coming after you! (too much final destination, lol!)

Bad news: death wants to go through your family first and than u!

Good News: Death is booked today, he has an important buisness meeting, so he has scheduled to go through your family this thursday at percicley 7:30 p.m.

bad news is your favorite show is on at 7:30 pm

good news: the episode airing at that time is a re-run

bad news is you hate that re-run

good news is that you got tickets to Walt Disney World so you don't have to watch the rerun.

bad news it that you lost them in a wind storm

good news is that the people at WDW saw and gave you more tix.

the bad news is that when you got to disney world it was being attacked by a giant robotic yeti baby.

the good news is that the giant robotic yeti baby's mother came and took it away

Bad news: The mother was evil too!

the good news they were dlr tickets instead of wdw

bad news is that you were at wdw and had to pay $1000 to fly over to dlr

good news is.... he wasnt singing!

bad news is Aslan tryed to save the day but got zapped by a Bad Boi TM lazer gun and so now he's eating the pilot of the plane

good news is it was all a dream!

bad news is when you woke up it really happened

good news is then you fell asleep again and missed all of it happening.

bad news is that when u woke up, u noticed that it wasnt just a dream, it was a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good news u suddenly forgot all about it.

bad news somebody decided they liked you so they said like me or else ill tell your teacher LOL somebody actually did say that to me!!

Good news u liked that person bc u forgot everything.

bad news is that you poured milk on them.

the good news is the milk was made by magical fairy milk maids and when someone pours it on a person they gain the ability to fly

Bad news, u hate milk :shifty:

good news the school explodes and u dont die so you go "tamper" with VMK to "earn" a bunch of infernos and to "make" friends with yavn and team

bad news is that your banned from vmk forever. your not aloud to get infernos, nobody want to be your friend, and yavn and team hate you.

good news is you are now a staff member.:CastMem:

bad news is your got fired because all you did was dance.

good news was they rehired you to invent a new dance for VMK! (You Became A QA!)

Good new is you are rehired and you got 500,000 credits because they fired the wrong person:)

bad news is that your computer exploded

the good news is your computer had a baby before it exploded so you have another one.

bad news, that computer is too tiny

goodnews i bought a new one.
bad news: VMk is shut down, everyone in the world got cancer, ppl will die, and the earth is falling into peices.

good news: that was really happening in an alternate universe

the bad news is you are trapped in the alternate universe with nothing but a squirell, a surfboard, and My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way.

good news: in this universe you have everything you could ever want

Bad news: you got banned from it because you stole nuts from the squirrel.

good news you found another alternate universe

bad news is you are now no a staff mfmber.

good news is that you became a lady-bug

bad news you got eaten and are now dead

Good News- It Was Ur Dream

bad news is that you got squished

good news, I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico

bad news... geico tried to run me over with autopia green car magic because of my bad attitude!

good news: I am still saving a bunch of money on my car insurance :tongue8:

the bad news is your really not saving money on car insurance because the lizard tricked you with false advertising.

The Good News Is I Killed The Lizard

The bad news is you kiling the geico lizard caused a riot and an angry mob is chasing you.

good news, I weant to allstate

bad news is, the only allstate is in japan and there is another riot there of rice going bad!!

good news: I went to progressive

Bad news progressive doesn't have a gecho.

good news: at least now there won't be any gecko's lying to me

bad news a gecko died in your car

Good News: My car insurance gave me money to cover the damages

Bad news: they took it back

Good news the money they took back was monopoly money.

Bad news: they took ur Game of Life money which is worth more!! :easter_eggs:

Good news: I don't have to play the game of life (hehe)

Bad news: You have to play attack Sarahisme

Good News- u win Sarahisme!

bad news: who knows? lol

good news is that one person knows

bad news: the person who knows is the Darkness from the disney movie Twitches

good news: I know!

Bad news: a mad scientist used a evil machine to take away your memory so you don't know

Good news is that he has it written down!

bad news: the paper burnt

Good news: You never tell the truth!

bad news is u have been medicly declared insane

good news: that doctor is actually insane

Bad news: You lied again.

Good news: U dance like the happy kid above me.

bad news: people make fun of you, and put you in there avatars and signatures

good news: no one really knows your name... or who you really are

the bad news is they send in a spy who finds out your name

good news: happy kid comes to save the day! with aly and aj's help of course (lol, i don't know why i said that! :) lol)

beat this the good news is the bad news

ok bad news you cut your face and cant stop the bleeding

Good news happy kid saves u.

Bad news the happy kid died...

the good news is he is insane and weird and crazy and he will never die @_@

Bad news..... Nemo -the fish- is lost!

NOOOO!!!!!!!

Good news we found him!!

Bad news: he lost happy kid

Bad News: I got attacked by LittleSmurf..

Good news is bush is dead

Bad news: He's not

good news is that your moving to France so now you don't care.

Bad news: You're moving back

good news: You dug a hole all the way to China so now you live in China.

Good news: You got your lawyer to sue your parents so you can go back - deep breath -

Bad news: It was a dream


Edit: Sarahisme, you are a bit behind ;).

Good News: I found a puppy!!

good news: You froze time with your pretty pink watch.

Bad news: It had rabies and it bit you

good news: You gave it to your enemy and then you got cured from rabies.

Bad news: That pesty little dog bit you again!

good news: You shipped it to Austrailia

Bad news: You're moving yet again and to Australia o_o

good news: you ran away before you had to move

Bad news: The police cought you and you're parents are still planning on moving to Australia.

good news: your old enough to go to college so you run, run, like the wind to a college in, California.

Bad news: You're arrested and go to jail in Australia o_o

good news (kinda): they transfer you to a jail in Japan

Bad news: The dog is in jail with you

good news: you got released from jail for being a good person.

good news: you got released from jail for being a good person.

Bad news: You died

Good News: I'm not dead!!

Bad news: Yes you are

Good news: you win everything you ever wished for . . ( lol darthmatt )

Bad News: An evil monkey is after your new banana shorts

Bad news: You never wished to be alive

Good news: Life is a gift, wishes are for the heart.

Bad news: You're grave stinks

bad news: i dont know what that means

Bad news: You skipped good news

Good news: Being honest pays.

Bad news: That doesnt make sence and, well, you're still dead.

good news: i love the color blue

Bad News: It's sense, and yes it does

Bad News: Darthmatt likes it too LOL

Bad news: There is no blue in your coffin

bad news: idiots destroyed the color blue

Good News: He's not really the happy kid in the picture

Bad News: He just looks like you!

bad news: people are making fun of my favorite color :(

Bad news: There was no funeral but a dude burried you


..AND THERES NO COLOR BLUE IN YOUR COFFIN!! No offence BlueReap ;-)

Bad News: I forgot what I'm going to put in my user page i thought of today!! :(

Bad News: I dont <3 it

btw where is this whole thing going? lol

Good news: I look nothing like him

good news: yes there is! :)

Good News: Baseball is here

bad news: Why is VMK down now!?

Bad news: It rained here all day, so it figures.

Bad News: I dont know where my Avatar went

Ok I'm confused..we are suppose to be going good news, bad news...this is confusing me with them over and over the same thing

Good news: The confusion will soon subside.

Bad News: I dont think it will

Bad news: Your still dead!

good news: i join the dark side!

Bad news: Darth still cut off your hand

Good News: U dont need ur hand

Bad news: Your grave is for the good side

Bad News: I'm out of Good News

good news: that freaky kid from darthmatt's avvie lost 1,000 pounds by eating subway

Bad News: He hates the way he looks

good news: he gained it all back eating nachos

good news: the nachos were low fat

bad news: it's supposed to alternate.

Good News: Girls like him skinny

bad news: he went to krispy kremes after eating nachos

Good news: He wants darthmatt instead of girls

Bad News: darthmatt killed himself

Good News: The dude in my sig is getting real popular

good news: darthmatt is blue in his coffin

Bad News: He is really watching us.

Bad news: If he keeps moving like that he'll combust

Gad News: I dont know why the bouncy kid in darthmatt's picture is so happy

bad news: the kid that he fell in love with also killed himself

Good news: More food for everyone else

Bad News: I ate it all

bad news: you now look like darthmatt's freaky avvie

Good news: darthmatt has a new friend

Good news: There is no good news

Bad News: He did combust and you have to clean the walls.

good news: you blamed it on your sister, so she cleans it up

Bad News: Your sister tells your mom and you get grounded from VMK.

Good news: You find $20 in your mom's purse.

the bad news is it gets stolen by chester cheeto and if you dont get it back your mom will get really angry

Good news: You found a $100 bill and you gave it to you're mom.

Bad news: She used the money to buy your older sister new shoes

good news: if you hate your sister, well your in luck, she goes and shows off her new shoes

bad news: futuremartymcfly said your when it needed to be you're

Good news: vmk is coming out with more credits

bad news: nobody on vmk or the fan site really uses correct grammer :rolleyes:, and messing up your and you're is not really bad compared to other people's grammar

Good News: I have good grammer!

bad news: some people don't have good math

Good News: Well I DO!!

and also it's grammar not grammer!

bad news: according to CurlySlim i spelt grammar right (on my own) 50% of the time

the good news is I can spell grammar correctly.

bad new: futuremartymcfly spelled spelled wrong!

Good news: Some people are too grandiloquent to care. Or is that bad news?

bad news: I had to look that word up

good news: you turn right to the page where grandiloquent is and its the first word

bad news- The meaning was washed out and hard to read.

Good news: There is a virtual fortune teller activity now open, but this thread is fun too! ;)

bad news: everyone rushes to the virtual fortune teller activity, and doesnt stay here.

Good News: I'm Cool. Yay!

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My Own Bad News: CL_BballMan Went To Camp! NO! Not My Weird Little Blue Friend!

Bad news: There was hot sauce in your cheesecake.

good news: it wasn't YOUR cheesecake (it was you sister's!!!!)

good news: it wasn't YOUR cheesecake (it was you sister's!!!!)
bad news...your sister took that cake from u originally while u were not looking, plus it had an antidote inside it to the monkey disease u gotten from that goldfish last tuesday...

Good news: You bought a new goldfish that can also die from monkey disease

Good news: You bought a new goldfish that can also die from monkey disease
bad news: u got to flush it down the toilet already...that or its playing dead

good news: it was just playing dead

good news: it was just playing dead
bad news...your sister ate the goldfish

good news: you got a new goldfish

good news: you got a new goldfish
bad news...the fish was evil n u had to stay on ur roof away from the goldfish surviving off kool aid n gold fish crackers...

good news: pumpkins turned evil :)

Bad news: Those evil pumpkins had babies

good news: their babies turned good :(

Bad news: VMK is acting funny again.

good news: VMK is having baseball month

bad new: I hate sports and baseball is so dumb

good news - everyone else does :)

Bad news: No one likes sports? :(

Good news : I do :P

Bad news: It's raining and I can't play tennis

good news: I love rain!

Bad news: soakers!

Good news: This is actually bad news but you're still dead, remember?

bad news: he's a zombie and is going to eat ur brain @_@

Good news: It was a costume

Bad News: He has FRIENDS who are zombies...

Good news: They wear costumes, too.

Bad News: The costumes are so scary, the real monsters come and beat up the "zombies" because theyre too scary

Good news: The monster and nice monsters and are playing around not hurting anybody.

Bad News: The "zombies" were so scared, they ran away, so now there are no trick-or-treaters on the block :(

Good news: The nice monster tell him to come back and that they weren't going to hurt him.

Bad News: The zombie's start to bully the poor monsters and they run away

Good news: They come back and became friends.

Bad News: He tricked them and zombie 1 was invited for breakfast.. 2 for lunch.. 3 and 4 for dinner... and the big fat 5 was dessert

Good news: He didnt eat them.

bad news the ceiling was so low you hit your head

Good news: It was a dream

bad news the dream happens in real life

Good news: No it doesnt

bad news: it really does

Good News : The Dream ends

Good news: It doesnt anymore