Good news is I cheered it up! :) :) :)

The bad news is that it didn't work.

good news is the dog was hungry and... you know the rest

Bad news is... I don't know the rest!

the good news is.... i just saved a bunch of money on car insurance buy switing to gieco (again)

Bad News, I didn't save any money on car insurance by switching to Gieco >_< lol

the good news is that after learning this, Gieco decided to give you $10,000,000.

The bad news is that Geico scams people, so only gave her a third of $10,000,000.

The good news is that Gieco/Geico got reported, so we'll all be safe!

The good news is that Gieco/Geico got reported, so we'll all be safe!
The bad news is he made a new account named: Lizard
:lol:

The good news is Lizard learned his lesson and now does charity work by handing out vmk card at disney parks.

the bad news is Lizard has an eviler twin named Godzilla and scammed the entire world of its cash

,the good news is the ppl are still alive ...lol

The bad news is that if there is no money we will die without food.

the good news is we learned how to crow our own fruits and veggies

the bad news is all the crops died

the good news was you still had a room filled with candy back at your house

The bad news is that you ate all the candy in one day, and got LOTS of cavities.

the good news is the day after you bought a plasma screen TV!!!

the bad news is that it is defective!

the good news is... u had no homework for 6 weeks!

The bad news is because it was testing for 6 weeks. So no homework, but LOTS of testing.

The good news is though that the six weeks of testing, was just cancelled do to an angry mob about the testing

the good news is that the tests were reallt easy so u passed all of them

The bad news is the angry mob got tired and went to sleep for six weeks, testing is back on. :( Awesome
Sofiya: Huh, but they thought u were cheating so u failed/

the good news is you got a new pet bunny

the bad news is u had to give it away because ur brother was alergic to pets w/ hair

the good news was you found a cure for your brother, so you were able to keep your bunny

bad news is the bunny dies a day later

the bad news is that since it's in a dead state, it looks creepy and scary

the good news is u got a dog!

The bad news He is about to die.

the good news is the doctor cured him!!

The bad news he got sick again.

The goodnews is that the vet cured him, and he didn't get sick anymore!

the bad news was right before the vet cured him, you caught the disease and got sick

the good news is .... u got cured and you never got sick again!

bad news the doctor was a fake and you got sick Again!

the good news you went to a real doctor and got healed! :)

the bad news is that when u got home you lost all ur money :(

the good news was it was all recovered with your insurance

The bad news is that there might be a hurricane Disney.

The good news is that it might be a Candy Cane instead!

the good news was it was all recovered with your insuranceThe bad news is that there might be a hurricane Disney.

The good news is that it might be a Candy Cane instead!Merging these two is kind of tricky...here it goes...

The bad news is that you didn't have decent homeowners insurance from an ant invasion due to all those candy canes in your house.

the good news is u can eat all the candy canes :) problem solved lol

The bad news is you get sick after eating two.

The good news is that Yoshi can eat them all. Go Yoshi!

lol ur only supposed to say the bad..........anyways the bad news is now i hero yoshi is sick from the candy...

The good news is it was Prince Froggy in a costume!!

the bad news was... it's a girl

The good news is, if your a boy, well, um,help?

The good news is, if your a boy, well, um,help?
bad news is the fairy thast is suppose to help you died years ago

The Good news is that fairies are immortal.

the bad news is there dead O_O

the good news is that they come back to life with magic caused from other fairies

the bad news is the magic only lasts 20 minutes

the good news is that they can recharge LOL

the bad news is they can only recharge 3 times

the good news is the magical Walt Disney came and made them able to recharge 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times

bad news is everyt time it recharges an angel loses its wings

The Good News Is... the millionare parents (from beguining) just baught a lot of stuff and the RINNNNGGG!!! from the register, gave the angels wings again!

the bad part is that they did not actually pay the stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

the good news is you get french toast for breakfast

bad news: it is really bad

good news is u drench it in surip so its good

bad news, the syrup is made of bugs

The bad news is the syrup is five years old.

good news: there were too bad news's YAy!

bad news : is the bad news was actually good news lol

good news is that i just got chicken pot pie

bad news is, it was infected with disease

good news, the vaccine for the disease is here

the bad news is the vacsine was to old and it didnt work...........

good news is, your a doctor who knows how to treat the diease without the vaccine

the bad news is : the docter is dead...........lol

good news is: the ghost of the doctor can save u too

bad news: the ghost is evil

The good news is: If you give him some Lucky Charms (trade mark) mixed with honey and oil, he'll spare your life.

bad news is: your out of Lucky Charms (trademark), honey, and oil

Good news: There is a WallMart (trademark again) built in to the hospital (for some weird reason) so you get some more oil honey and Luck Charms (trademark)

bad news is they ran out of both : o (

The good news is there is another store down in the hospital

the bad news is it Burned down

The Good News is that Lucky Charms just magicly appeared in the store

bad news it has roaches in it.

The good news is: the ghost acually likes it better with roaches!!!!!

bad news: a ghost car ran him over

the bad news is roaches have grown with the ghosts they're taking over the world!

the good news there vegetarians

the good news is you are minions and get free stuff

bad news:the vegetables explode when bitten into.

The good news is that Walt Disney was revived.

Bad news is the world is getting abducted by aliens!



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good new they are friendly!

the bad news is there secrtetly going to eat u

good news:they eat your dreams

The bad news:No bad news.:(

good news:you get a copy of kingdom hearts 2 a month before anyone else

bad news: its a bootleg and you get arrested for life, with no possible way of getting out, and you are thus stuck in jail forever, and no good news can save you

Except that you actually were a tester so they let you out.

The good news is that acording to my avatar, a Mac computer booted up successfully.
The bad news, it failed, with mickey ears:

the good news, the mickey ears are stylish! LOL

the bad news: u got them wet and now there ugly lol

Tha bad news is that it means your computer crashed and can't turn on.


EDIT:we both posted at the same time!

You Still Have Awesome Dance Moves So You Ca Do The Funky Chicken!!

The bad news is you fell and hurt yourself while doin' da funky chicken.

The good news is the doctor said u can still keep on dancin'

Bad news is, you can't do the funky ducky.

the good news is table salt was dicovered on mars!

Bad news is, it's poisonous.

good news is you fed it to your rival :)

Bad news is he fed it to his voodoo doll of me.

the good news is you spit it back out

the good news is you spit it back out
the bad news is if he ate it he would of had a wish granted by a genie

The good news is, you start doing mean things to his voodoo doll!

bad news the voodoo doll does mean things back at u

the good thing is it is not really a voodoo doll of u but ur brother

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ok then lol thats nvm

The bad news is, the voodoo doll is making your hand go numb because you have to shake it off so often.

The good news is you don't have hands because you are a fish.

The bad news is that a bear caught you and is going to eat you!

Good news u ran down hill and bc of it's stubby legs it went rolling down the hill.

Bad news is you don't have legs so you fell out of the water and are going to die. :O

Good news: You have wings and you fly off into the beautiful sunset!

bad news is i dont know any bad news :(

the good news is ill teach you bad news

the bad news is dogsdogs fell off a cliff

The good news is there was a trampoline at the end of the cliff

the bad news is the trampoline had a giant hole in it

The good news is that under the hole was a pile of pillows

the bad news is there were rocks in the pillows

The good news is that you were invincible

the bad news is it wore off

The Good news is that you escaped from the rocks as it wore off.

Bad news:The rocks crumbled beneath you and you're going to fall onto sharp spikes in the ocean!!

good new you fall into a ocean with saving dolphins

a whale eats the dolphins

Good news: Some whales don't eat dolphins.They eat krill.This whale happend to like krill not dolphins,so he spit you back out.

bad news: A whale that DOES eat dolphins eats you.

Good News you find matches and a few logs in the whale's mouth

Bad news the logs are wet

Good News is that you found a campfire burning

Bad News is that the dampness in the whale's mouth puts the fire out.

The Good News is that you found a way out

The bad news is you found a way out...

lol..

The Good News is that you managed to escape!

bad news is that as soon as u escaped u got eaten by another whale and Pinnochio said, " Yes, Dinner!!":wave2:

the good news is hes made of wood... all he can do its hit u

The bad news, since he is wood he gives you splinters. ouch.

good news, You can take the splinters out

Bad news you get an infection from the splinters.

Good news salt water heals and seals wound

bad news: the salt water stings your eyes

The good news your wearing sun glasses so it doesnt get in your eyes.

the bad news is that a kid just kicked sand into your eyes

the good new is the kids parents gave u a huge ice cream cone to say sorry about the sand in ur eyes

the bad news: an old man steals your ice cream by pushing you over, and everyone there laughs bc you were beat up by an old man

good nrews is: you woke up (it was all a dream)

Bad News: You woke up and thought it was a dream, but it wasn't

good news: some macho dude that looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger comes out of the old man costume, so you weren't beet up by an old man

Bad News: The macho man is very clumsy and drops you into quicksand

good news: some superhero comes and rescues you

Bad News: The superhero forgot how to fly.

Good News: The superhero landed in quicksand and died to save you.

Bad News: You did not look where you were going and fell off the cliff of a mountain.

Good News is The Mountain Had fluff on it

bad news is u fell throught the fluff!!

good news is there was a trampolene(sp?)at the bottom

Bad News: You missed the trampoline

Bad news is the trampoline broke.

the good news you feel in water

the bad news is that the water you fell in was infested with mutant baby seals

the good news is that the baby seals were cute, until u saw their teeth - shudders -

bad news the seals want to eat you now

Good News: You tricked the seals into eating each other instead of you. ;)

bad news is now the adult seals are mad at you....

the good news is you pulled out a singing chocolate-covered leprechaun out of your pocket to distract them while you run away

the bad news is the leprechaun starts biting your finger.

good news is that the leprecaun has no teeth (they're just chocolate) so it doesnt hurt

the bad news is that you ran into the rest of hos chocolates buddies. (who have sharp teeth)

good news is that they decided u were cute so they just gave love nibbles LOL

bad news is they thought u tasted good so they tried to eat you!!

good news is that you were wearing a full suit of armor and it didnt hurt u (in fact, they're teeth fell out!)

bad news is that it was cheap armor so it fell of and their teeth grew back!

the good news is suddenly, a giant bird named Bing came and swooped you out of where the evil seals were.

bad news is that Bing accidentally dropped u into the artic ocean

good news is the arctic ocean was 85 degrees.

bad news: its in celsius, so its actually super hot

good news is that you fell in Austin, Texas.

The bad news is the people in austin texas mistake you for a maniac who nearly destroyed there town

good news: they find the real maniac

The bad news is yoshi died(NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

good news is yoshi re-encarnates into a purple yoshi who flies and breathes out toys for children.

bad news is the toys scare the children

good news is that yoshi doesn't like kids under 5(they mean to him) and toys stop coming out of yoshis mouth.

the bad news is that instead of toys yoshi barfs up broccoli and tells the kids to eat it or he does one of those butt slam things on them like he does in SSBM

ITS NOT A BUTT SLAM ITS A GROUND POUND!!!!!(not to be mean:))

Good news is thats not yoshi but Bowser in disguise(OMG!)

bad news: bow sir takes over my old friend's version of Mushroom Kingdom

good news: i won a life time of chocolate bars

bad news: chocolate melted

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good new: when the chocolate melted it fell into Voldemorts mouth making him die of high cholestreal aka u've saved the wizard world with chocolate

bad news: You woke up from a wonderful dream but in the end it was just a dream and Voldemort is ready to kill you.

lol, ok... good news is your mom died for you so her love protects you from him.

LOL

bad news, 14 years later Voldemort comes back and your no longer protected

lol, ok, the good news is... wait until the 7th book comes out to figure it out!

bad news: in the 7th book you and everyone might die

good news: no one knows for sure...

bad news: my point exactly!

good news: im out sick so i dont have to go to school, so im reading the first 6 books for clues...

Bad news is, it burns in your touch.

bad news: you should be looking at tomorrowland instead

bad news: you should be looking at tomorrowland instead
uh that was supposed to be good news but ok

Good news is that you dont need to because it will be open for the rest of vmk eternity

bad news..you have to have magic to drive in tommorrowland!!!:(:( ( how do you get the magic?)

good news: i'm telling you you can do the quests to get it

bad news the quest is down

good news: it will be back up soon

Bad News.. The Phyciotic Penguins R Here..

good news: we all have Phyciotic Renguin repellent!

bad news: it only works on Renguins, not Penguins D:

good news Renguins are Penguins!!

bad news: omg, u were right and i was wrong, and yoshi died, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1

Good News: Yoshi re-lived thx to a doctor.

Good news is he is a gecko!!! ;)

bad news is he does the chicken dance now and not the robot

Good news i got a pink tiki

Bad News is: Someone hacked into my account and stole it. ;(

Good News: Somebody gave me the pink tiki back for free!! (CRAZY!)

Bad News: Since it was stolen, you got banned till December 22, 2012(the day after the world is supposed to end, lol)

Good news is that the stolen pink tiki is now worthless and you can buy TONS of them at the Emporium.

The bad news is, is that you actually bought light pink now every guest in the world is like givmee ur pink tiki!!!!!11!!1111!!!!!!
~Chaelle

good news is they have the new orange tiki

The bad news is its 300.000 credits.

uh.. good new is that i got the new tomorrowland pin!

bad news you got to your room and the pin burst into flames

The good news ur friend gave u a new one.

bad news is that it was stolen so u got banned from toon town vmk forums and vmk until December 31 9008

Good news, u used contact and they took away the ban.

The bad news is you forgot your passoword

the good news is you wrote it on your hand!

bad news: somebody came and erased your hand

the good new is it was in pen.

the bad news is they spilled ink on your pen written hand

the good new is its invisible ink!

The bad news is the ink is toxic!

good news is well some person saved u just in time and then u won the lottery!!

The bad news is u won the cat lottery so u only won Friskies Cat food.

the good news is, all cat food other than yours has been destroyed, so you sell it for trillions of dollars!!

The bad news is that the trillion dollars gets stolen from you!

good news is you tell the police and they found the person who stole it from you!

the bad news is its your mom

the good news is, it's actually ur uncle you don't like.