bad news you threw it in the trash then Goffy ate!!

wat? lol

uh.. good news is i am eating fruit salad!

lol u dont have to count that in as it doesn't make sense..

Bad news is the salad was poisoned!

Good news disney purchased pixar today, bad news is I will not see a penny of the money.

Good news steve jobs pixar purchase of 10 million dollars is now worth 3.2 billion dollars. Bad news is I still have the same amount of money in my pocket...

Bad news I lost the talent show because i said Well Well Well what got we here.



I am a Belle in training.

bad news is that i dont

the good news is that i have a princess dress and a room called dinner on the sea

the bad news is nobody knew

good news is that advertising is available!

bad news it cost a kajiillion dollars!!!!!

The good news is that bill gates fell out of the sky and gave you all kajillion of his dollars and became a hobo! lol

The bad news is SOME POSTS DON'T CONNECT WITH EACH OTHER. Some people are getting a little off-topic from the post before them.
(note: don't count this as the bad news)

bad news is that you got blamed for bill gates being a hobo.

The good News Is U Found A Hundred Dollar Bill

bad news is it was fake

Good news is I found a Pile of treasure!

bad news is you were only dreaming then you woke up and found out you were broke and living in a tent.

good news is ur going to get bug spray for ur tent

bad news is the bug spray smelled horrible!!!

The good news is you killed all the bugs in the world! YAY

the bad news is that they all reserrect

the good news is they die again!

bad news they were posinous and all the posion goes around the earth

good news is that everyone was wearing poison-proof outfits (all the rage)

The bad news is, the outfits are so last month.

The good news is that VMK has a new room!

The bad news is that some evil person made a new room that has a hypnotizing ray that hypnotizes everyone that comes into the room! Including VMK Staff and Hosts!!! *Breathe in, breathe out..*

the good news is there is another with no hypno ray!

bad news is that they changed it so there was

good news is someone reported the ray and it got removed permanantly

The bad news is that the world ended and they moved VMK to mars, but life was not good there.

the good news is it moved back bc it hated mars

bad news is that they had to stay on mars because the earth was a desolent wasteland.

the good news was mars had all the esentials

Bad news is that Wheat Thins turned into mutants

the good news is the mutant wheat thins picked up garbage

the bad news is the mutants ate people

the good news is the ppl formed a community inside the mutants

the bad news is the all died.

The good news is that the world is restored.

the bad news is we all had to star from the begining again

the good news is as a caveman we survived!

the bad news is ys cavemen are coo coo

Good news is that we all went to the future, and became super duper smart.

the bad news is we forgot how to spell

The good news is I teached everyone how to read again. ;)

bad news is everyone got anmisa

the good news is i won the lottery

the bad news is someone already said that

the good news is the enire thing is just a dream and we don't exist!

the bad news is i poked spot and it is not a dream

good news is you feel like your dreaming since your eating everest-stored ice cream!

bad news is u get stomach posiniong

good news is you dont die!!

bad news is that you gave it to your brother becasue he drank your water, and he is going to die, thats bad news?? LOl_

the good news is that your brother eventually got better and is now fully recovered

That's good news..?

The bad news is that your pet penguin all of a sudden ran away.. :(


NOTE: I have never owned a penguin. This bad news topic is not idictating me. Thank you.

The good news is that with your enchanted penguin dance, it comes back :D!

Haha, I knew I should make this a happy penguin story for Jj XD.



EDIT: Oops, didn't mean to have the sad face as emoticon title >_<.

It OK. And thank you. ;)

The bad news is that Dance the enchanted penguin runs away again for some scary evil reason..

Haha, anytime :).

The good news is that the dance becomes world famous, and you get paid big bucks for creating it!

The bad news is that the penguins steal all your money!

The good news is they put it in your bank.

The bad news is that secret agent penguins break into the bank and steal the money that's "rightfully" theirs!

The good news is - commercial break -

The Bad News Is Attacking Stealing Flying Pigs Came To Take Over The World!LOL!!

________________
Harry Potter Freak!

The Good news is they lost their wings.

The Bad News Is It Started To Rain. And The Pigs Got Meat Vision!..

________________
Harry Potter Freak!

The Good news is we have enough meat to end world hunger!

The bad News Is That The Pigs Lost Their Meat Vision Because Humans Are Hugging Them!

_______________
Harry Potter Freak!

the good thing is, the humans squeezed so hard, they puked! less world hunger for me, more hunger.

the bad news is the humans noses blew off

the bad news is the humans noses blew off
please make the post follow through.

the bad news is the humans noses blew off
good news is that they superglued them back on

the bad news is it was covered in flour!

The good news is that you dusted off the flour and used it in your world famous cookie recipie!

the bad news is it was on super-glue, and it was in the cookies!

good news it was a prank

bad news is that you decided it wasnt a prank

bad news your mom comes in and eats the cookies

Good News is she makes alot more

bad news is that she made them without sugar and they taste horrible

The good news is that she makes more that taste good.

The bad news is that your pet dinosaur [yes, your pet dinosaur] comes in and eats all the cookies in one big bite!

Uh oh!

The good news is that a jack russel comes around and makes MORE cookies till you burst from sometihng or other..

bad news jack russel is a cookie theif

the good news he is allergic.

the bad news is that he ate them anyways

The bad news is that he got all poofy..

good new it can get cured!!!

The abd news is the doctors put in the WRONG vacine!! :O

The Good news is you are cured of that type of disease!

The bad news is you got a new disease called Ihatevmkitis. It's a disease that makes you hate VMK!!

the good news is you dont hate vmk forums!!

The Bad news is the internet is down!

good news is tht u got it fixed

The bad news is VMK Forums got a bug!

the good news was the only thing this bug did was turn the buttons pink

the bad news is you dont know which botton is which

The good news is that the mods made it so you can tell. Like different shades of pink.

the bad news is there weren't enough shades for each botton!

the good news is that they made extra

~Cake

bad news is that they decided not to

The good news is that the other workers made more. (Idk, I just came along.. not reading the thread before..)

bad news is that they were fired b4 they could do whatever you said...

the good news they hired new people..

(lol this all started from. the good news is i won the lottery)

bad news is that i dont have a doughnut :(

the good news is that it was suddenly raining doughnuts :)

bad news is that they fell in mud puddles

the good news is the mud puddles turned into pure chocolate

Bad news is cawfdog (or however you spell it) quit vmk :(

the good news is that she started playing toontown : D

The bad news is you can't find her...

good news is thatt she pmed me a sf code

The good news is that after tirelessly asking everyone in toontown, you find her!!!

KEBSD

good news is thatt she pmed me a sf code
the bad news is it didn't work.

good news is that she sent me another that worked!

The bad news was it wasn't for her toon.

the bad news is that you got an error and missed it

the bad news is that you got an error and missed it

Might want to change that to good news...

The bad news was it wasn't for her toon.
good news is that it was only a script error and it really was for her toon!

The bad news is that she just started, and she has low laff!

the good news is There is no bad news!

bad news is that she went sad when a flunky got her :(

the good new is the flunky got pied

the good news is There is no bad news!

Good you knew what was going to happen!

The Bad news is there is bad news!

The bad news really is that she keeps getting sick!

The bad news is it was with a cup cake!

The bad news is it was still standing!

bad news is that he didnt explode

the good news is Quibbles's avatar squished him

bad news is that i have a sister :bawling:

the good news is you were able to hypnotize her to do whatever you wanted

bad news is that she smells bad *~*

The good news that you became and Winter olympist and are competing in 5min. :)

bad news is that i dont know what im competing in..

the good news is you found out you were going to compete in the bobsled run by one of your fellow teammates

the bad news is you blew it

good news is that i still got a gold medal

the bad news was it was for 7th place out of 7 competitors

good news is that it was still gold :D

the bad news was suddenly, one of the freestyle skiiers crashed right into you when he landed

good news is that Geico has a gecko that dances

the bad news was it broke its leg and can't dance for another month

good news is that miracles happen and he suddenly started dancing!

BadBAD news i just played vmk host game and i got boot what with that vmk_green has some nerve doing that

good news is that you forgive her

The bad news is that she doesn't forgive him for something or other.

Btw, I don't know if you know this, but you will get whatever you were trying to win, as long as you got the correct spin, or something. She gives it to you when everyone else gets stuff..or something like that. ;)

The good news is that forgive you again.

bad news is that i dont have cursed storm i got that evil bug :(

the good news was suddenly, yavn came up to you and gave you one for no apparent reason

bad news is that other ppl got that evil bug (now i know why its called cursed storm...)

the good news is the evil bug was defeated by those who don't have it

The bad news is that the cursed storm magic bug comes back unhappily, and puts VMK in a whirlwind of lightning and thunder!

good news is that theres no school today :)

bad news is you still have homework

Good news is that it was a 10 word essay that you had to write about yourself =].

The Good News is It was only pretend nothing happened.

bad news the teacher ment 10,000,00 word

The good news is that you presuaded (sp) your teacher to make it a 10 word assignment.

the bad news was it took you 2 hours to write it

the good news is that it messed up

~Cake

the bad news is all the chocolate ice cream in the fridge is gone!

AAAHH!!!! Not the CHOCOLATE! ;)

The good news is that Appleson went to the store for some more. XD

the bad news is it's all gone, sold out!

~Cake

The good news is that you went to another store and got it.

bad news is that the president banned chocolate products forever :bawling:

good news is he got impeached from the job and a chocolate-loving president took over

The bad news is that there's no more good news. ;)

good news is...
uh...there is no more bad news?

LOL!

The bad news is that the evil eye glasses are trying to take over the WORLD!

the bad news is that the good news and bad news has returned again!

Your the one that gets to edit.. I posted first..

LOL!

The bad news is that the evil eye glasses are trying to take over the WORLD!
good news is that someone broke them

The bad news is that nobody cares..nobody cares..

the good news is, in an alternate universe there is someone who cares

bad news is that that someone died

The good news is......your not a very nice person...

So i suppose there is no good news..the world has ended..

bad news... looks like it has come back to no good news

The good news is that now that there is no more good news, erm.. Lays has taken over the world!

Stop Fighting Or I Will Tell The Mods To Shut This Post Down!!!!!!!

The bad news is that lays is the company who disconnects us form vmk.

AHH!! The good news is that we VMKers get a REALLY good lawyer and sue the Lays Inc.

bad news: the court loves lays chips and we lose the case

good news is that we still have VMK!

bad news is that disney shut vmk down :bawling:

The good news is that we all started a petition and got it back and running.

bad news is that since it was shut down we all lost our accounts

the good news was to repay us, everyone was allowed to get 10 items of their choice for free and 50,000 credits to start us up again

bad news is that none of our friends were on out list and there was no hope of getting them back :bawling:

good news is we can find some of them on VMK fansite

the bad news is was suddenly, and evil worm attacked every computer in the world and the internet was gone forever!

good news: at least there are still cd rom games

bad news is that those arent interactive

The bad news is that the bug killed those games too.

(Someone bring VMK back..)

:D The good news: JzashiaRocks wants vmk back, so its back

bad news is.. is i dont have a cookie :(

Good News: But your friend has a cookie and gives it to you!

bad news is that its peanut butter cookies i hate peanut butter cookies

the good news is later, your friend gives you classic chocolate chip, which you love

Bad news: He gives you a extra cookie that is a peanut butter one

the good news is you feed it to your dog when your friend isn't looking

Bad news: He finds out his dog is sick and wonders why.

good news is that i dont even have a dog their annoying :P

Bad news: You didn't have a dog because your last 1 had to go to the pound

The good news is that you buy anouther one to feed the peanut butter cookies to!

(Remember Quibbles, this is a FICTIONAL game..)

bad news: Your dog gets sick because of cookies

The good enws is I, a vet, fixed him! (Not a vet yet, but whatever)

you were not qualified to operate on the dog and you are arrested

Whoah dude.. This is FICTIONAL! Hello, I'm actually NOT a kid while doing this. it's just my dream to become a vet! No need to ruin everything...

The good news is that we aren't gonna listen to what oDavido said..and are going to continue the story from where I left off..

The bad news is that there is a little problem: it adores cookies and begs you for them, but it will be sick..

but the good news is that therre is a new dog cookie for sale

bad news: it is poison

The good news is that a VERY good vet makes a cure for it, making it good for all dogs who LOVE peanut butter cookies.

(I think this is the longest we have ever kept on topic)

bad news is.. all the peanut butter in the world is running out!

Good news is they made a LOT more peanut butter using Willy Wonka's 2nd chocolate factory!

The bad news is that they also made liver.

good news is that people voted liver out of the factory and now it was only peanut butter!

the bad news is all the exrta money from the budget was used to buy the liver flavor

the good news is i finally got full black Hm suit

Good news is my cat learned how to talk ;)

lol oops..
the bad news is the suit has a picture of a singing cat on it

horseliker, you don't double post. You EDIT. Please remember that.

The good news is that a comb came to take off the singing cat!

the bad news is im the last person posting. lol

good news your not the last person to post

the bad news is your grandma has a killer stero system

the good news is she plays your kind of music

Bad news is her hearing is terrible so she plays the music at 1000 decibles

the good news is that u know u are hearing just fine

bad news is u have 18 ears

good news is your ears arent hurting and they are dancing

the bad news if u cant see ur face

the good news is u are ugly.. so u are saving people a lot of greif

The bad news is that this is gonna turn into a flame thread and it's gonna close and I'll cry!

the good news is that I agree but I don't know if that's good news because I don't want to cry!!

I know!

The bad news is that my sister is eating right in front of me, and won't get me any of the food she's eating..

the good news is i have infinidy dollars!

The bad news is that you spent it all on hamburgers. Nice..

the good news is that the burger was worht all the money :) LOL

That's good news how..?

The bad news is that your now broke, and were thrown out in the street.

off subject : it was good news bc the burger was so good it was worth the money! lol

..yeah..........

Umm... Do I have to go off myself now to keep this thread up? Cause if I do....

The good news is that hopefully I'll never have to answer myself again! And that the burger was not worth the money actually.

the bad news is you have to answer yourself again

The good news is that, now she doesn't.

The bad news is that a girl named Molly killed herself for no apparent reason whatsoever!!!

the good news is that the baby that she was going to have came out alive

She's a child. That's 11. She didn't even have a baby. At all. Ever.

The bad news is that cpanc12 booted me from his room too many times, and I now hate him for it.

good new you will forgive him

The bad news is that I probably won't, cause he booted him for no reason...

The Good news is your penquin is handling it for u!

The Good news is your penquin is handling it for u!
The bad news is he booted your penguin.

good news u get your dog to do it

bad news is ur dog is scared.