Okay, I have developed a story... with some cheap humor, bad jokes and best of all... a protagonist (Main character) named, "Xick".

Last night, was a heavy night for me. Heavy drinking (apple juice of course.) I only got 2 hours of sleep. Know when you are excited, and you can't go to sleep? Well, I got exctied about waking up! So I could not go to sleep, becuase I was to excited about waking up! Enough rambling...

Who am I you ask? Well, my name is Xick. This is my story, told about me, from my point of view. *Spot light shines on me*

I woke up as usual, and decided to have a nice cup of milk. I poured the ever so loving cup'o'milk, but to my suprise, there was a prize in my milk. Like the cereal box prizes, but in my milk bottle. My brother walked in the door, causing me to turn around really fast, to protect the pirze from him. I accidentally hit the cup'o'milk with my right elbow. The milk, my morning, all over the floor. My dog came over and started licking my morning... I mean the milk. I needed a retreat.. A place to go to after this horrible morning..

At 10:00 AM hat day, my friend called ("Friend"). I told him about my morning and he let out a fit of laughter like none other. He was laughing so hard, his sister cam in the room, and she started laughing! With all the raquet in the household, their mother hasd awakened. She came in the room, my firend told her what happened, and she too started laughing.

I slipped on one sandle and one sneaker. I threw on a white sock, and a blue one. I put on a shirt with one long sleeve, one short. I was going to stand on the border of the USA and Canada. I dont know why.. but I wanted to my whole life! I grabbed another friend ("friend") and headed out.

On the way, I explained why I had dragged him out of his much needed 'beauty sleep'. As I waited for a response, I ate a doggy treat. 2hours and 27 minutes later, he dropped to the ground and held his stomach... I wasn't ssure why he did, so I took off my shoe. I beat him with my shoe until he stood up. It turns out, he was in a fit of laughter.

We made it to Canada! I stood right on the border...

And now... Our story begins!

I went on vmk the other day. The end!

Very nice...It made me laugh at least!!! :)

I think it sounds like a reason to post a story and attach a "I went on VMK the other day, the end" at the end of the story so you could post it in the General Discussion Forum.
Story made no sense whatsoever to me, so if someone will please explain it to me.
Thanks

Lexweb, it just depends on your sense of humor really. I mean, I like random things.. Things outta this world.. You may like simple jokes or something -- nothing wrong with that..

This is in general discussion because there is no where else to post it!

I think it sounds like a reason to post a story and attach a "I went on VMK the other day, the end" at the end of the story so you could post it in the General Discussion Forum.ROTFL; don't hate me for this, but I'm moving this to the off-topic area. Technically though, I guess we need to add a third "more off-topic than on" section. :D Don't hold your breath.

Thanks for the story, Xick. Very creative! I must say that I do not own any blue socks, so the worst situation I can get myself in would be white-khaki, white-tan, or tan-khaki.

ROTFL; don't hate me for this, but I'm moving this to the off-topic area. Technically though, I guess we need to add a third "more off-topic than on" section. :D Don't hold your breath.

Thanks for the story, Xick. Very creative! I must say that I do not own any blue socks, so the worst situation I can get myself in would be white-khaki, white-tan, or tan-khaki.

My head hurts...

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ROTFL; don't hate me for this, but I'm moving this to the off-topic area. Technically though, I guess we need to add a third "more off-topic than on" section. :D Don't hold your breath.

Thanks for the story, Xick. Very creative! I must say that I do not own any blue socks, so the worst situation I can get myself in would be white-khaki, white-tan, or tan-khaki.


Aww, Poor genie! We need to get you some blue socks!

that was SO hilarious! I love your style and humor! Thanks a bunch.
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Haha! Thank you Marty.

I plan on releasing a story every 1-3 days.
I will Post them automatically in the Off-Topic section.

Go Off-Topic Section!

LOL! I thiought the ending was the best. Loved the part with the beating of the shoe! XD

your story was hilarious!! i was bending over laughing in my computer chair!!! LOL LOL! the story was great!