Vienna
04-14-2008, 04:00 AM
Hey Everyone! Its Vienna and My Best Friend wanted me to post some Fruit Adventure Storys! They are Hilarious! So be prepared!
Cast:
Lime: princess_monique
Lemon: Pirate_nikki
Kiwi: RockingPunkRose
Starfruit: Vienna
So Have Fun!
Four Fruits, One Big Adventure… And this one actually starts off calm
Kiwi is sitting on the couch enjoying the new book she got from Star, Star is in the kitchen creating a new sundae to serve, and Lemon and Lime are supposedly at the Cheese Carnival that comes once every year.
Kiwi: Isn’t this relaxing? – As she closed her book
Star: Yeah. A time like this only comes once every year.
Kiwi: Literally.
Star: Oh by the way, thanks for taking them there. I didn’t trust them to drive there by themselves, and I was busy so that helped me a lot.
Kiwi: …I didn’t take them there.
Star: What?
Kiwi: I didn’t take them there.
Star: But they told me that you took them.
Kiwi: Well, I didn’t.
Star: Oh no
Kiwi: Just calm down Star
Star: They’re gone, they’re gone!
Kiwi: Ok, they aren’t goners… not yet anyways. Let’s just call them and ask them where they are.
Star: Ok… I just have to find my cell phone.
Meanwhile Lemon and Lime are walking back to “their” car from the carnival
Lemon: That…was… amazing!!!!!!!
Lime: I know! I can’t believe how long they can keep one piece of cheese!
Lemon: It smelled so bad that you could mistake it for a skunk!
Lime: Oh! Guess what!
Lemon: What!!
Lime: I can’t remember where we parked the car!
Lemon: No way!
Lime: Yeah way!
Lemon: That is so cool… aw man!
Lime: What’s wrong?
Lemon: I found it.
Lime: Shoot! I guess we won’t get to hot wire somebody’s car…
Lemon: Race you to it!
Lime: Go!
Back at home…
Star: Don’t worry! It’s ringing!
Kiwi: Well, ring faster!
Star: What?
Kiwi: I don’t know!
Star: Hey Li-
……Oh forget you!
Star hangs up.
Kiwi: So?
Star: Answering machine.
Kiwi: Why didn’t you leave a message?
Star: Messages are for squares! You need to read the Amendments again.
Kiwi: Ugh!
In the Car Lime is driving because Lemon got to drive them there and the music is so loud that Lemon and Lime have to scream and yell to hear each otherLime: Dude, This music Rawks!
Lemon: Hey, did your phone just ring?
Lime: What?
Lemon: I don’t know but whatever it is, it’s making me thirsty.
Lime: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Lemon and Lime: STARBUCKS.
Lime makes a sharp U turn causing cars to crash and fires to start and drives into the Starbucks drive thru.
Person at Starbucks: Hi! Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get you today?
Lime: Two vente Mocha Fraps with extra extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
Lemon: Actually, can you make it drenched in chocolate syrup?
Person: Sure! No problem.
Lime: Oh and how about a cup of chocolate syrup on the side.
Lemon: Two of those!
Person: Ok! Is that it for you?
Lemon and Lime: Yes!
Person: Ok that would be absolutely free at the window.
Lemon and Lime: Huh?
Person: You are our one millionth customers, and we want to treat you to a free Starbucks!
Lemon: Haaaaaaa!
Lime: No way!
Lemon: In that case…
Back to Kiwi and Star…
Star: Kiwi… I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Kiwi: Ok, why would you talk on the phone in the bathroom?
Star: I wasn’t! It kinda sorta fell out of my pocket when I was washing my hands.
Kiwi: Ok, you don’t leave a message, you drop your cell phone in the toilet, my phone has no bars, their car is all out of gas, Lemon and Lime took our car, and we have no way of finding out if they’re ok. What more could possibly go wrong from here?
Star: Oh! I just remembered that we can use the home-
There is a loud crashing noise from outside
Star and Kiwi: What was that?
Lemon and Lime walk in with a gallon of chocolate syrup in each hand.
Lemon: We’re home!
Lime: With syrup!
Kiwi: Oh my…
Star: What the heck!!
Lemon: Star, Could you be a doll and help us carry in the syrup?
Lime: Hehe… doll… hehe… SYRUP!!
Kiwi: How much syrup do you have?
Star and Kiwi walk towards the door to look
Lemon and Lime: Well…
Star and Kiwi: Oh my…
Lemon and Lime: Gosh!
The entire street is Filled trucks full of chocolate syrup
Lime: Isn’t it beautiful?!
Kiwi: How did you-
Star: How did you get all this chocolate syrup?!
Lemon: we got it for free at Starbucks.
Kiwi: And where do you plan to put all this chocolate syrup?
Lime: Hey Lemmie, send a truck or two to the back, the fridge is full – she called from the kitchen
Lemon: Hey fat dude with the red truck! Yeah You! Drive that one to the back!
Kiwi: The Back??
Lime: We bought a new fridge to put back there.
Lemon: With Star’s wallet!
Star: WHAT?!!!
Lemon: I thought you would be ok with it.
Lime: And it looks like you are!
Star’s face turns red and gives Lemon and Lime that look.
Person delivering chocolate syrup: The back fridge is full! What should we do with the other 42 truck loads?
Kiwi: 42?!
Star: What the heck!
Lime: There are only 42 left?
Star: Only?
Kiwi: How many did you start with?
Lemon and Lime: Seventy-five
Kiwi’s eyes get really big.
Kiwi and Star: Wow…
Person delivering chocolate syrup: Syrup goes where?
Lemon: Have 22 trucks follow me.
Lime: The other twenty can stay here with me and I’ll show you where to put it.
Kiwi: Ok, where are you going to put 22 truck loads of syrup??
Star is having breathing problems and is almost fainting so she hopped in her porche and drove to the nearest Starfruit’s to calm down.
Lime: Don’t worry Kiwi!!
Lemon: We have it all figured out! –she said as leaving to lead the 22 trucks somewhere unknown to Kiwi
Kiwi: I don’t even want to know.
Lime: Good because you’ll never guess where I’m going to put it!
Lime runs off with dudes carrying syrup behind her.
Kiwi: I don’t even want to know – walks off to her room to go finish her book.
A few hours later, Kiwi has, of course, already finished her book, and she walked out in the living room to see Lemon and Lime watching Spongebob and Star walking in with her new dish.
Star: Look what I made! – holds up her dish
Kiwi: Good for you! You get a gold star!
Star: Yay!
Lemon and Lime laugh because Spongebob rips his pants.
Kiwi: hey, what did you to little fruity people do with all that chocolate syrup??
They ignore her because Spongebob is amazing so they don’t feel like listening to her. Therefore, Star goes and turns off the TV.
Lemon: Where did he go?
Lime: Why did you guys do that?
Kiwi: What did you do with that syrup?
Lime: Oh! Follow me!
Lemon bangs on the glass of the TV
Lemon: Spongebob!!!! Hello!!! Anybody in there??
Star: Let’s just leave her…
Kiwi: Yeah…
They walk to the end of the hallway, turn left, and then find a golden door at the very end. Then Lemon comes and joins them.
Star: How did this door get here?
Lime: Hehe…
Lemon: We used your wallet for this too!
Kiwi: Ha-ha
Star: Run.
Lime: Not now! Here, -opens the golden door to reveal an indoor swimming pool that’s the size of a pack of elephants that’s filled with chocolate syrup.
So the fruits have a swimming party and invite Strawberry, Watermelon, Peach, and Guava. But what Kiwi and Star don’t know is that this is only the 20 that Lime had, which doesn’t include the 22 that Lemon took. What they don’t know won’t hurt them so let’s just give the fruits this fun moment in chocolate syrup and save the next adventure for the next story
So There It Is… A Story Not Made By Me, But By My Best Friend, princess_monique, who wanted me to post it on the Forums! Yay! And By The Way, She Will Be Writing More, and I Will Be Posting Them On A Thread! w00t!
:balloon:
Cast:
Lime: princess_monique
Lemon: Pirate_nikki
Kiwi: RockingPunkRose
Starfruit: Vienna
So Have Fun!
Four Fruits, One Big Adventure… And this one actually starts off calm
Kiwi is sitting on the couch enjoying the new book she got from Star, Star is in the kitchen creating a new sundae to serve, and Lemon and Lime are supposedly at the Cheese Carnival that comes once every year.
Kiwi: Isn’t this relaxing? – As she closed her book
Star: Yeah. A time like this only comes once every year.
Kiwi: Literally.
Star: Oh by the way, thanks for taking them there. I didn’t trust them to drive there by themselves, and I was busy so that helped me a lot.
Kiwi: …I didn’t take them there.
Star: What?
Kiwi: I didn’t take them there.
Star: But they told me that you took them.
Kiwi: Well, I didn’t.
Star: Oh no
Kiwi: Just calm down Star
Star: They’re gone, they’re gone!
Kiwi: Ok, they aren’t goners… not yet anyways. Let’s just call them and ask them where they are.
Star: Ok… I just have to find my cell phone.
Meanwhile Lemon and Lime are walking back to “their” car from the carnival
Lemon: That…was… amazing!!!!!!!
Lime: I know! I can’t believe how long they can keep one piece of cheese!
Lemon: It smelled so bad that you could mistake it for a skunk!
Lime: Oh! Guess what!
Lemon: What!!
Lime: I can’t remember where we parked the car!
Lemon: No way!
Lime: Yeah way!
Lemon: That is so cool… aw man!
Lime: What’s wrong?
Lemon: I found it.
Lime: Shoot! I guess we won’t get to hot wire somebody’s car…
Lemon: Race you to it!
Lime: Go!
Back at home…
Star: Don’t worry! It’s ringing!
Kiwi: Well, ring faster!
Star: What?
Kiwi: I don’t know!
Star: Hey Li-
……Oh forget you!
Star hangs up.
Kiwi: So?
Star: Answering machine.
Kiwi: Why didn’t you leave a message?
Star: Messages are for squares! You need to read the Amendments again.
Kiwi: Ugh!
In the Car Lime is driving because Lemon got to drive them there and the music is so loud that Lemon and Lime have to scream and yell to hear each otherLime: Dude, This music Rawks!
Lemon: Hey, did your phone just ring?
Lime: What?
Lemon: I don’t know but whatever it is, it’s making me thirsty.
Lime: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Lemon and Lime: STARBUCKS.
Lime makes a sharp U turn causing cars to crash and fires to start and drives into the Starbucks drive thru.
Person at Starbucks: Hi! Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get you today?
Lime: Two vente Mocha Fraps with extra extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
Lemon: Actually, can you make it drenched in chocolate syrup?
Person: Sure! No problem.
Lime: Oh and how about a cup of chocolate syrup on the side.
Lemon: Two of those!
Person: Ok! Is that it for you?
Lemon and Lime: Yes!
Person: Ok that would be absolutely free at the window.
Lemon and Lime: Huh?
Person: You are our one millionth customers, and we want to treat you to a free Starbucks!
Lemon: Haaaaaaa!
Lime: No way!
Lemon: In that case…
Back to Kiwi and Star…
Star: Kiwi… I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Kiwi: Ok, why would you talk on the phone in the bathroom?
Star: I wasn’t! It kinda sorta fell out of my pocket when I was washing my hands.
Kiwi: Ok, you don’t leave a message, you drop your cell phone in the toilet, my phone has no bars, their car is all out of gas, Lemon and Lime took our car, and we have no way of finding out if they’re ok. What more could possibly go wrong from here?
Star: Oh! I just remembered that we can use the home-
There is a loud crashing noise from outside
Star and Kiwi: What was that?
Lemon and Lime walk in with a gallon of chocolate syrup in each hand.
Lemon: We’re home!
Lime: With syrup!
Kiwi: Oh my…
Star: What the heck!!
Lemon: Star, Could you be a doll and help us carry in the syrup?
Lime: Hehe… doll… hehe… SYRUP!!
Kiwi: How much syrup do you have?
Star and Kiwi walk towards the door to look
Lemon and Lime: Well…
Star and Kiwi: Oh my…
Lemon and Lime: Gosh!
The entire street is Filled trucks full of chocolate syrup
Lime: Isn’t it beautiful?!
Kiwi: How did you-
Star: How did you get all this chocolate syrup?!
Lemon: we got it for free at Starbucks.
Kiwi: And where do you plan to put all this chocolate syrup?
Lime: Hey Lemmie, send a truck or two to the back, the fridge is full – she called from the kitchen
Lemon: Hey fat dude with the red truck! Yeah You! Drive that one to the back!
Kiwi: The Back??
Lime: We bought a new fridge to put back there.
Lemon: With Star’s wallet!
Star: WHAT?!!!
Lemon: I thought you would be ok with it.
Lime: And it looks like you are!
Star’s face turns red and gives Lemon and Lime that look.
Person delivering chocolate syrup: The back fridge is full! What should we do with the other 42 truck loads?
Kiwi: 42?!
Star: What the heck!
Lime: There are only 42 left?
Star: Only?
Kiwi: How many did you start with?
Lemon and Lime: Seventy-five
Kiwi’s eyes get really big.
Kiwi and Star: Wow…
Person delivering chocolate syrup: Syrup goes where?
Lemon: Have 22 trucks follow me.
Lime: The other twenty can stay here with me and I’ll show you where to put it.
Kiwi: Ok, where are you going to put 22 truck loads of syrup??
Star is having breathing problems and is almost fainting so she hopped in her porche and drove to the nearest Starfruit’s to calm down.
Lime: Don’t worry Kiwi!!
Lemon: We have it all figured out! –she said as leaving to lead the 22 trucks somewhere unknown to Kiwi
Kiwi: I don’t even want to know.
Lime: Good because you’ll never guess where I’m going to put it!
Lime runs off with dudes carrying syrup behind her.
Kiwi: I don’t even want to know – walks off to her room to go finish her book.
A few hours later, Kiwi has, of course, already finished her book, and she walked out in the living room to see Lemon and Lime watching Spongebob and Star walking in with her new dish.
Star: Look what I made! – holds up her dish
Kiwi: Good for you! You get a gold star!
Star: Yay!
Lemon and Lime laugh because Spongebob rips his pants.
Kiwi: hey, what did you to little fruity people do with all that chocolate syrup??
They ignore her because Spongebob is amazing so they don’t feel like listening to her. Therefore, Star goes and turns off the TV.
Lemon: Where did he go?
Lime: Why did you guys do that?
Kiwi: What did you do with that syrup?
Lime: Oh! Follow me!
Lemon bangs on the glass of the TV
Lemon: Spongebob!!!! Hello!!! Anybody in there??
Star: Let’s just leave her…
Kiwi: Yeah…
They walk to the end of the hallway, turn left, and then find a golden door at the very end. Then Lemon comes and joins them.
Star: How did this door get here?
Lime: Hehe…
Lemon: We used your wallet for this too!
Kiwi: Ha-ha
Star: Run.
Lime: Not now! Here, -opens the golden door to reveal an indoor swimming pool that’s the size of a pack of elephants that’s filled with chocolate syrup.
So the fruits have a swimming party and invite Strawberry, Watermelon, Peach, and Guava. But what Kiwi and Star don’t know is that this is only the 20 that Lime had, which doesn’t include the 22 that Lemon took. What they don’t know won’t hurt them so let’s just give the fruits this fun moment in chocolate syrup and save the next adventure for the next story
So There It Is… A Story Not Made By Me, But By My Best Friend, princess_monique, who wanted me to post it on the Forums! Yay! And By The Way, She Will Be Writing More, and I Will Be Posting Them On A Thread! w00t!
:balloon: