There has to be more Monty Python fans here on the forums? Reply here if you "like Chinese" or "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life!"

Why play VMK when you can be a lumberjack?

I am not Monty Python fan

yes you are

no I'm not

yes you are

no i'm not

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Crunchy frog anyone?

'ello Bruce!

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And, I eat ham and jam and spam a lot (which was really quite fun on Broadway)

My dad is a HUGE Monty Python fan! It looks really funny, they were showing it on TV!

"Money, money, money makes the world go 'round!"

However, we pirates get it all by looting.

I suppose we are a bit like the Crimson Permanent Assurance!

Arg! :pirate:

And, I eat ham and jam and spam a lot (which was really quite fun on Broadway)

You went, I'm so jealous! ::gasps desperately:: Must find way to get to Broadway....

My brother is a huge fan so of couse i like it to i mean who could not like it right? :1poke: :lol: oh and my brother got to see it on broadway but it was sold out for me to go so my mom and i went to see Little Women which was really good! but it is not fair! :mad: :sadd2:

Get... the comfy chair!

Yes, hubby and I are both big Python fans. :uglyhamme (Isn't that a scary smilie?!?)

A i like the holy grail movie...but i really haven't seen any others :)


:beret:

hey.. the person who made this topic sold me a dead paret....

It's.......

On BBC America (for those who get the channel) in marathon form today through monday.

And the show was fabulous (tho the cast was depleted a bit...Hank Azaria left already and Sara Ramirez was at home coddling her newly won Tony). Oh those silly english knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnig-its!

It's not dead.

It's pining for the fjords. :)

Rule #1: NO DICTIONARY!
Rule #2: I don't want to catch anyone not haveing fun.
Rule #3: NO DICTIONARY!
Rule #4: I don't want anyone mal-treating the cast members in any way, unless nobody is looking.
Rule #5: NO DICTIONARY!
Rule #6: There is NOOOoooo Rule #6!
Rule #7: NO DICTIONARY!

Right, that concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce...

Rule #1: NO DICTIONARY!
Rule #2: I don't want to catch anyone not haveing fun.
Rule #3: NO DICTIONARY!
Rule #4: I don't want anyone mal-treating the cast members in any way, unless nobody is looking.
Rule #5: NO DICTIONARY!
Rule #6: There is NOOOoooo Rule #6!
Rule #7: NO DICTIONARY!

Right, that concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce...

And now for something completely different....

"We are but 8 score younge blondes and brunettes...all between 16 and 19 1/2...."

"Bring out your dead!"

"We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Neeee-wommmm! A SHRUBBERY!!!!"

"THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. "

Spam Spam Spam don't you just love Spam...

Spamelot.
Gotta love that confetti ;)

Spamelot.
Gotta love that confetti ;)

I actually found some in my pocket the other day...I laughed.

"What's the worst tennis playing nation in the world?"
"austrailia?"
"no, try again"
"austrailia?"

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."

An African Swallow, What about an African Swallow?

and

What about the Black Knight? He always wins.

A spanking, a spanking!!!

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?



"well how did you become king then?"

"The lady of the lake, her arms clad in shimmering Semite, held aloft Excalibur, signifying that I Arthur should be king."

"Listen. Strange ladies lying in pools distributing swords is no basis for government...."

"shut up!"

"...Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...."

"SHUT UP!"

"...Suppose I said I was emperor just cause some watery tart lobed a scimitar at me, why they'd lock me away."



So in closing...

Number Nine, The Larch, The Larch.

I watch out for those Monty Python Boys: they're tricky! One of them turned me into a Newt!A Newt!? Well I got better!

:D

German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!

Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean?

If you don't, all I have to say is your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! :lachen70:

French Soldier
"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

I watch out for those Monty Python Boys: they're tricky! One of them turned me into a Newt! Well I got better!

Careful now....if you weigh as much as a duck they'll think you're a witch....



German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!

MANUEL!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The best joke in the universe is leathal... (forgot the rest of the joke..)

The best joke in the universe is leathal... (forgot the rest of the joke..)


So deadly, in fact, that they had to translate it one word at a time. Unfortunately, one translator got a hold of two words and had to be hospitalized for a month.

The Germans, on the other hand, attempt to counter with their own joke, broadcast to the english people...

"Once der were two peanuts....valking down the street. And one vas assaulted....peanut. Ho...ho...."

Needless to say it failed miserably.

"Once der were two peanuts....valking down the street. And one vas assaulted....peanut. Ho...ho...."

Needless to say it failed miserably.

:woohoo: :3_4_5: :uglyhamme

I dont get it... hehe

"but you mst answer these questions three....

What is your name.. what is your quest.. what is your favorite color"

"but you must answer these questions three....

What is your name.. what is your quest.. what is your favorite color"

Blue. Wait, no! Red!

They call me.....Tim!

But wait..."What is that capital of Assyria?"








The religous capital is Aššur, yet their political capital was Nineveh. I finally looked it up!

Semprini!

I'm not gonna get kicked out of the forum for saying that, right? ;)

If he wasn't nailed to the perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies.

I'll go first: Sono anglese de Jerrod's Cross.
Now repeat after me:
Sono italiano de Milano.

No no Gunter, the german class is down the hall.


http://www.lindqvist.com/kitSiPub/bilder/20030820165122.jpg
Bloody vikings....

Blue. Wait, no! Red!

They call me.....Tim!

I love Tim! Unfortunately you all pale in comparison to my obsession with Monty Python. :D

"Help, help I'm being repressed!"

"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit!"

"One, two, five, no, three!"

"Run Away!"

"Your arms off!"
"I've had worse!"

We have been talking about this movie in our rooms ever since I started playing this game. It has been oft quoted in many a closing party. I also have to say that the subject of Spam is also something we talk about obsessively.

"You've got two coconuts and you're hitting them together!"

I love Tim! Unfortunately you all pale in comparison to my obsession with Monty Python. :D

"Help, help I'm being repressed!"

"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit!"

"One, two, five, no, three!"

"Run Away!"

"Your arms off!"
"I've had worse!"

We have been talking about this movie in our rooms ever since I started playing this game. It has been oft quoted in many a closing party. I also have to say that the subject of Spam is also something we talk about obsessively.

"You've got two coconuts and you're hitting them together!"

I'm tempted to challenge your python obsession (one must "Follow the Gourd!" and quote more than the Holy Grail, after all)....but I'm too busy attempting to bridge the two peaks of mount killamanjaro.

Guys you just need to "fiiinnddd yo-oour graa-iilll!!" That..and never be rude to an Arab man, no matter what you do!

one of my favorites is The Bishop!: "OK, Devious, don't move! The bishop! "
"The BBC would like to apologize for the constant repetition in this show."

let's not forget ****'s Grannies: "Make tea not war."

and of course the ever popular Banter Sketch:
"It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, ****y-birded, feaback on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie."


Jtwras = Jennitwr on vmk

eric the 'alf a bee?

eric the 'alf a bee?

O.K. Rogie then here's one (well the end of it anyway...)

"...and that is how I came to live my lifelong dream of being a waiter."

MrsNS; Hello Mrs. Smoker
MrsS: Hello Mrs. Non-Smoker
MrsNS: Been shoppin'?
MrsS: Noooo, been shoppin'
MrsNS: What did you buy then?
MrsS: A piston engine
MrsNS: A PISTON ENGINE!?!?! You can't cook a piston engine!
MrsS: Well you certainly can't eat it raw.

"Mr. Neutron has escaped!"
"Where is he?"
"We don't know sir. All we know is he took a cab to the airport. He could be anywhere on earth."
"Alright. Here's what you do. Get as many men as you can. And tanks! And surround....everyone."

"You can't have egg, bacon, spam, and sausage without the spam!"
"I don't like spam!"

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

"I like to pull the pram a lot!"

Announcer: This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men.

...lots of silliness...

Soldier: Right, right, stop it. This film's got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly. This man's hair is too long for a vicar too. These signs are pretty badly made. Right, now for a complete change of mood.

My spanish isn't too good, so pardon the spelling mistakes....


cuidado! Llamas!

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

Announcer: This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men.

"Well it's something to do isn't it? "

"It's good fun."

"And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs."

I am laughing so hard...

la de de, one two three, Eric, the half a bee!

eric the 'alf a bee?

Hey now....don't go stealing my thunder!

And it's Queen Victoria in the lead! Followed by Queen Victoria, Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria. Queen Victoria's makingn a move on the outside, passing Queen Victoria...but Queen Victoria is fending her off!