View Full Version : The randomness of VMK.


Ramen Ninja
10-18-2007, 02:34 AM
Daes: Hello, I'm daes and welcome to VMK, now I know what your saying.
Guest: What I am I saying then?
Daes: Slap! * slaps guest now I will be updating regularly. Yeah and they're joinable.


Only five spots open come fast

1. Blossomflower
2. Amana
3. pjgirlforever
4. Tinipink
5. Icefire_dragon
6. KMsakura
7. Cocolate
8. MushuChickenAye!
I'll need your VMK characters name.

Blossomflower
10-18-2007, 02:35 AM
O_o is this a story?

Ramen Ninja
10-18-2007, 02:37 AM
Yep but I need characters.

Blossomflower
10-18-2007, 02:40 AM
ok ill sign up q:

my vmk name is still.. (Duhn duhn DuHN DUHN!!!) Blossomflower O_o

Ammie
10-18-2007, 02:42 AM
Amana is my VMK character's name.

Pjgirl4ever
10-18-2007, 03:17 AM
I Want To Be In It.. :D My VMK Name Is Bluejgirlforever, Or pjgirlforever..

TiniPink
10-18-2007, 04:53 PM
Yay. I want to be in a story <3

My title is TiniPink

icefire_dragon
10-23-2007, 01:58 AM
Shweet! Last spot! *writes Icefire_dragon in the spot* Woot! My name is icefire_dragon in VMK. I see you around alot, Daes!

KMSakura
10-23-2007, 01:59 AM
@_@ *makes a sixth spot* KMSakura!! *writes it*

Doxieluver37
10-23-2007, 02:08 AM
*makes the list go to ten*

well im # Seven:]
so beat that:]
Tha names Cocolate:]

Mooshu
10-23-2007, 02:14 AM
Ah! i wanna join! >_o
Me am MushuChickenAye!

Ramen Ninja
10-26-2007, 02:42 AM
Daes: Here at the VMK movies

KMsakura: We know already * smacks daes *

Cocolate: I say L O L.


Daes: Whatcha do that for?


KMsakura: Because this is a random story with some storyline.

Cocolate: What movies are we seeing.

Daes: Stomp the yard VMK style.


Icefire: Hi guys, I now work here.

Daes: But its only the first issue.

Icefire: Shut up kid * smack Daes put the door *

KMsakura: Whoa, nice one. Lets go watch the movie now.

On the next episode of Randomness of VMK, will Daes stop being slapped, will the movie be good, is the creator off his crutches ( yes he is ).

icefire_dragon
10-26-2007, 02:56 AM
Pwned you all! O.O We go Saw! Great story Daes! Cant wait for more! ^^

KMSakura
10-26-2007, 03:00 AM
WOOT! LOL

Me and Ice pwned Daes. ROFL.

More ^^

Ramen Ninja
10-26-2007, 03:13 AM
I always get hurt in real life too so ugh, school on Friday, I hate that. Next story coming tomorrow. Thanks for the feedback.:icon_mickey_hallowe:icon_mickey_hallowe: icon_mickey_hallowe:wave2::th000000508oc::smileyab xe7rx:

Doxieluver37
10-26-2007, 03:15 AM
awesomeness,
although i think i need more lines:]]

Ramen Ninja
10-26-2007, 03:36 AM
I got it Doxie you'll be the star of the next one while Daes is recovering from Saw and Ice.

Ramen Ninja
10-26-2007, 07:57 AM
Daes: Hey guys I'm back from the nurse.

Coco: Shut up, WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE!!!

Ice: * throws popcorn at the screen * Boooo I want me in the movie!

Coco: Good thing I brought a DVD * runs up to the projection booth *, hey can I put my movie, but I'll still do it anyway.

Ice: Ok.

Coco: I got 300 noodles.

Daes: I love 300 noodles.

Persion: These are meatballs!

Spartan: RED SAUCE ON PASTA!!!!! * kicks the persion in to the pit *

Daes: L

Daes: O

Daes: L

Coco: Saw can you get us popcorn?

Saw: * kicks Daes in the shin *

Daes:Ow, Ice, Coco, saw what are you doing with those bats.

Ice, Saw, Coco: Making a movie * beats the life out of Daes *

Coco: Thats why you're our friend, you can't hit us but we can hit you, and your funny. Kinda, in VMK not so much.

Daes ( beaten to a pulp ): I already know.

Doxieluver37
10-26-2007, 12:55 PM
^^

i LOVE IT:]

daes seems to be sort of a bum
O_O
:]
lol
he needs SOME strength:]

Ramen Ninja
10-26-2007, 10:28 PM
Daes: Oh yeah, well I can't hit girls, only once per every 3 episodes.

Doxieluver37
10-26-2007, 11:03 PM
:]
i understand:]
well..?
episode?!?!?!:Q
anxious:]]

Ramen Ninja
10-26-2007, 11:11 PM
KMsakura: Wait, hacker senses are tingling.

Tini: Really :3.

Intro for INsidebox ( not a real character )

IN: ello, yellow, hello, lo blow

Daes: UGHHHHHHHH WHAT???

IN: Shut up, can't hit him.

Daes: Finally, don't you dare do it Saw and Tini.

Tini: Minions attack RPG style.

IN: HP 5000/5000 MP 1000000000/1000000000

Daes: Oh ****py luck Hp 600/600 MP 3000/3000

Tini: I mean attack Super Smash Brothers Brawl style ( hopes people reading have a Wii )

PArt 2 coming soon

Doxieluver37
10-26-2007, 11:31 PM
okay, talk about random:]

Ramen Ninja
10-27-2007, 01:22 AM
Part 2

Daes: rocket Launcher kick

Tini and SAw: You can't hit girls.

Daes: I can hit gurls though, hacker begone.

Voice: GAME!!!

Coco: Back to the movies.

All: WHEEEEE!!!!! * anime chibi run *

Guest: LEIK OMG< YOU GUYS R CULS LEIK 4REALS.

Daes: No spaming like a sissy * uppercuts *

Guest: I'll get you.

Daes: Whatever

* after the movie *

Ice: Ready!

All but Daes: Ready!!! Drive! * all ram into Daes *

Daes: Aw man, I thought I wouldn't get owned to the max this time.

Ice: Wrong.

Tini and Coco: See ya next time folks.

icefire_dragon
10-27-2007, 02:36 AM
I pwned you Daes o.o Whee!! Write more :D

Ramen Ninja
10-27-2007, 03:45 AM
Daes: Last episode we fought a hacker on VMK in the movies.

Ice: And we'll be pwning Daes more in the the third episode.

Daes: I will be out for this chapter, luckly every chapter is three episodes.

Saw: Let the pwning begin. * throws nachos all around *

icefire_dragon
10-27-2007, 12:51 PM
Shweet o.o Write soon! ^^

Doxieluver37
10-27-2007, 01:51 PM
awesome:]

NACHOS are my savior:]
*kneels to nachos and praises:]*



well it wont be fun if daes doesnt get beat up in every episode:]
oh well, thats random for yeh:]



XD i love it:]

KMSakura
10-27-2007, 02:22 PM
Yeah I pwned with nachos. That's like my specialty. Except I pwn with computers better... cause some of my friends dont even know how to turn a computer on. LOL

Ramen Ninja
10-27-2007, 07:29 PM
Chapter 2 episode 1

Ice: Back at the movies

Saw: Too bad Daes isn't here.

Daes: Hey guys

Mushu: You work here now?

Daes: No, I got to pay the theater off for destroying a theater.

SAw: @_@ AWWWWKWWAAAARRDDDDD XP

Coco: See ya next chapter then.

Daes: Ok

Saw: Hey daes. Daes: Yeah. Saw: Nachooo punch * pwns daes * Oh yeah I pwned you again.

Movie: Coming soon too a server near you, Agent 001, 002 and 00eleventy billion.

Amana: 001 come in, we need you.

Blossom: What is it?

Pjgirl: We need more chicken and soda.

Naruto: Beliv...

Sakura: Not again, CHAAAAA!

Rock Lee: The power of youth.

Daes: What the... hi folks, keep watching Naruto and other anime.

Saw: Nacho fight. * pulls out a Nacho cannon *

All but Saw: Holy Cra.....!

Saw: Feel my cheesy wrath. * fires it off *

Ice: Wait, * pulls out a hammer * Mario style.

Saw: Daeth to the Nacho haters.

Daes: Ummm...... the theater is now closed because of Psycho girls.

Saw and Ice: Oh yeah, * nacho hammer cannon attack sequence *:thf471fd564zf::ninja8::fear8:

Doxieluver37
10-27-2007, 07:37 PM
awesome:]


but again, i only had one line 0_o
where i said goodbye to you, but you were still there, and then i left?:[

Ramen Ninja
10-27-2007, 07:41 PM
Coco: I shall get more lines.

Doxieluver37
10-27-2007, 07:48 PM
coolness:]

icefire_dragon
10-28-2007, 03:25 AM
WHEE! *anime chibi dances* I pwned you with a hammer! WHEE!

Pjgirl4ever
10-28-2007, 04:12 AM
hehe.. i like my line! we need more chips and soda!
at least i think that's what i say... rotfl!

Ramen Ninja
10-28-2007, 07:09 AM
Still at the movies, Chapter 2 episode 5

Naruto: BELIEVE IT, DATTEBAYO, BELIEVE IT, DATTEBAYO

Pj: How Naruto believe my the kiss of my fist.

Naruto: Datteb.... * punched by Pj * ow

Mushu: Naruto and Pj's fist sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g first comes pain, then comes more pain, then maybe comes mercy no wait its more pain.

Saw: Sakura do your stuff * does Cha! barrage with Sakura *

Naruto: This is madness.

Coco: This is totally random!! * boots Naruto into a pit *

Really short isn't it well this a three part episode

KMSakura
10-28-2007, 02:20 PM
Yeah I pwned you with my CHA! o.o

More More!! .-.

icefire_dragon
10-28-2007, 09:49 PM
I said nothing? =Omg...

Doxieluver37
10-28-2007, 11:10 PM
hah:] mushus song i will love forever:]
but,, well , not rlly its just stuck in my head^^

icefire_dragon
10-29-2007, 08:50 PM
Im sad =( I wanna be in the story!!

Ramen Ninja
10-29-2007, 11:15 PM
Kitty stlye Part 2 episode 2

IceFire: Rasengan * throws it at Saw *

Saw: Chidori * charges at Ice *

Mushu: Cat fight.

Coco: Meowgondori. * charges at both *

Mushu: Ball of yarn* tosses in the center *

Pj: My yarn.

Daes: Hey I'm even in this episode I'm directing.

Me: Folks the episode is not over yet I'm just here to say that I will be drawing out some episodes. So now I will take requests for me to draw some stories out. I'll the title page soon enough.

Saw: I'ma doggie.

Pj: Run everybody shes gonna eat joo.

Saw: I don't cats well expect for Daes.

Daes ( eated by Saw ): Too bad, I made you a cookie but I eated it. * cute kitty eyes and a kitty smile :3 *

Part three coming soon , Main star Saw.

icefire_dragon
10-30-2007, 12:01 AM
Lucky Saw :(

Ramen Ninja
10-30-2007, 02:23 AM
Part 3
A plot

Ice: Wait everybody my scanner says something.

Saw: * Lil Jon style * Uh whaaattt?

ICe: This power level, ITS OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Axel ( not from KH ): * insert evil laugh * You cannot defeat me for I am an elite hacker.

Ice: His power level is, UNDER ONE THOUSANDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw: Thats not bad.

Pj: KEEL EM!

Axel: Wait, what er ya doin', NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! * mauled by Saw, PJ and Ice *

Ice: Dance-off

Ice vs Pj vs Axel

Axel: I need items, I will win.

Pj: * spins on her head * I'm not gonna get served.

Axel: * Does the moonwalk *

Ice: * does four backflips, then the worm, then spins on her head * You just got served on a silver plater.

VMK_Bubbles: Axel you sucked at dancing and your a hacker, you've been put in a random story, and you got life beat out of you, you are banned.

icefire_dragon
10-30-2007, 07:41 PM
ROFL! Best chapter yet ;) I pwned you all! Whee ^^

Ramen Ninja
11-02-2007, 03:10 AM
I will be taking a writing break, I will update next week sorry, there will be a plot for the next episodes.

Ramen Ninja
11-05-2007, 10:32 AM
VMK detectives Episode7

Daes: Here at VMD HQ we search only for clues and anime. ( I'm listening to anime openings in real life now ).

Saw: Daes I found a clue on the ring.

Daes: Where is it

Saw: Look on my fist * Daes looks down * * uppercuts but misses *

Daes: Saw we have to be serious right now with some randomness.

Coco: I found anime. :)

Daes: Ani.....me * gets hyper and bounces around the room * ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME!!!!!!

Mushu: Swing batta batta batta, swing * hit Daes *

Daes:Oh no I have been pwned.

Coco: Now, lets go search outside.

Main Star: Daes

icefire_dragon
11-06-2007, 10:51 PM
*comes in wearing star glasses and a flashy red dress with people taking pictures of me* The Ice fans out here- *grins for a picture* Are very disappointed! I had no lines! *sighes dramaticly and hits Daes with purse* I went there! *snaps fingers and walks away*

Jk ^^ Great story

Ramen Ninja
11-07-2007, 01:17 AM
Ice: I know who done it.

Daes: Done what?

Ice: I saw who stole the churros.

* soap opera music *

Daes: Weird. What the churros, oh noez.

Ice: It was Saw. Naw I'm just kidding it was another hacker.

Daes: Someone stole the churros, I have to defeat them.

Saw: * rasengons daes * I want nachos.:mad:

Ice: * pounces on daes * FIND MY CHURROSSSS, NAOOOO!!!!!!:mad:

icefire_dragon
11-08-2007, 09:32 PM
I Want My Churros!

KMSakura
11-16-2007, 02:57 PM
Wo o.o

me and Ice are lyke... totally pwnable! O.o

Blossomflower
11-17-2007, 12:20 AM
LOL THIS IS FUNNY
I don't exactly get it (cause i just skimmed through)

don't call me blossom, i'm flower!! LOL

icefire_dragon
11-17-2007, 12:44 AM
Write more soon :D

dragonkidaye
11-17-2007, 02:15 AM
wow daes your the most random writer ever you should get this.. *gives him saws purse*

Ramen Ninja
11-28-2007, 02:37 AM
Saw: I know who stole the churros.

Daes: And that would be??

Saw: It was you Ice!!!!

Ice: Oh yeah, I forgot I had churros for lunch. 24 exactly.

Daes: Um....?

Saw: But you haven't gained any weight.

Ice: Duh stupid * throws a monkey at Daes *

Daes: OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!

Ice: In case you forgot this is a random story. Plus its based on a virtual game.

Daes: * hits Ice in a head with a hammer * Don't tell the whole plot of this whole story.

Flower: Onwards to the next episode.

Main stars: Daes, Ice, Saw

( Also daes can only hit girls every three episodes )

Ramen Ninja
12-02-2007, 03:56 AM
Hey this is Daes. On behalf of all my cast mate I'm glad to say get ready for Randomness IN SPACE. coming next chapter.

Doxieluver37
12-03-2007, 10:36 PM
am i gone or something?


what happened to me?


did you secretly make meh gone?
AHHHHHHHHH

o_o

Ramen Ninja
12-05-2007, 02:07 AM
I can't fit you all in one episode. I still want to be lazy.

Blossomflower
12-05-2007, 05:59 AM
LOL "dont tell whole plot" what plot?
rofl

Ramen Ninja
02-10-2008, 04:25 AM
Daes: Sorry everyone that I was away. Projects and all that.

Saw: Yeah we will be back.

Ice: Lets start tommorrow

Blossom: Or today.

Daes: Nah tommorrow I'm to lazy.

Doxie: Besides. I bet Daes is making sonic the hedgehog sprites of us.

Daes: Oh yeah. Send me a picture of your VMK. Make it simple, I'm the that good. :3 Mew Or just post it in a blank background. I'll make a banner.

Ramen Ninja
02-11-2008, 02:12 AM
Narrator: In the deep void of space. There are planets, stars, rocks, more rocks, and these 8 people.

Daes: So we're in space huh.

Ice: Yup and let the pwnage begins.

Chocolate: Um... yeah Daes your time has come to be pwned.

Daes: Yeah whatever. Saw hows the engine working.

Saw: * Gets Daes in a headlock and drags him to the engine * Does it look good to you.

Daes: Blue.

Blue: * walks in with a can of mace * Hmm, what do you need? Some help?

Daes: Uhhh... no thanks 0__o.

Saw: Well blue I do. Can you hand me the mace.

Blue: This story is getting boring.

Blossom: Captain Daes there are aliens boarding the ship.

Daes: OH T3H NOOOESS.

Blossom: But don't worry everyone, they have brought a Wii and some games.

Saw: Like fish and chips.

Blue: NO, like us pwning Daes.

Everyone in the engine but daes, stomps daes.

Daes: HAHA, you can't hurt me anymore.

Saw: Oh yeah, * goes in to kiss Daes * here * brings a club out and smack Daes' glasses *

Narrator: KO. On the next episode of RoVMK aliens on the ship. daes getting pwned some more. And mario and Wii