Monkey Man
Chapter 1
The Vortex In His Computer

One day, this person named Monkey Man found an online game called VMK.
He decided to make an account on VMK. after he did, His computer went pitch black for ten minutes. He stared at it for.. ten minutes. Then a vortex was in his computer and Monkey disappered into the computer. He was in VMK. " Uh Oh.." He said to himself. :(
He was in the VMK esplande. Some people named Hikoik, Blossomflower, And Silver_Knight was in there.
Monkey Man asked them to be there friends. They did not accept it. " Please press the Ok button? Please!! " Monkey said. " Fine. " The people said.

End Of Chapter 1!
:dancing_gir-smilie:

Is Monkey Man me? You should know Flower and I are enemies! xD

WOW interesting story

No monkey, your not Monkey Man.. the book Monkey Man was made before i even played VMK and this site.

Btw, did u like the story?

interesting.....

Monkey Man
Chapter 2
Playing The Pirates Game

Hikoik, Flower, and Silver wanted to play pirates.
Monkey Man asked " Uh ok, ill play.. "
"Follow me." Hikoik said
All the friends folloed Hikoik to the pirates game lobby.
They joined a Ship Battle game.
Monkey had a really bad feeling about it.
When the game started, Monkey disappered on to a ship called The Black Pearl.
" Uh oh.. " Monkey Man said to himself.
"1.. 2.. 3! Time To Set Sail!" Said the computer.
All of the other team went after Monkey.
The people stared shooting cannon balls at him.
It was wrecking his ship!
Monkey fired off all of his cannons and luckly,
all the ships were destroyed when Monkey did that.
Monkey's team won the game!
Monkey said to his friends that he would NEVER play that game again.

End of chapter 2!

Did all of ya like it?
:)

lol.. XD poor Monkey Man.

Chapter 3
The Evil Alien, Sticklin ( Sticklin is an alien in my real books )

After the game of pirates, there was a person in the lobby.
His name was Sticklin.
" I know that guy! "
Monkey Man yelled.
" Sure u do.. " Hikoik said.
" Dude, dont be so mean to Monkey.. " Silver said
" Why? WE HARDLY KNOW HIM DUDE! " Then silver and hikoik got in a fight.
Monkey wondered off to try to get Sticklin banned.
" Hey, Ppl!! This guy lives by meh! " Monkey yelled to the VMK friends..
Then the staff came and banned them BOTH.
Monkey got kicked out of his computer.
Monkey waited a day, then he logged on again.
it wouldn't put a vortex in his computer. it just logged him in.
Monkey Man was worried.

The End Of Chapter 3.
I will post chapter four the day after tomorrow..
im going somewhere for a day.
Or i might just post another I today o_o

haha i want more. its getting better and better as it goes on.

Everyone like the story? im trying my best ppl. SO DONT SAY ANYTHING MEAN


...........................................::Thank s::...............................................

Lol

LOL!!! yay im in it ;D

and silver and hikoik got in a fight?! ROFL!!! that's SO NEW!!! AWESOME!!!

more please. LOL

Chapter 4
The chapter where some stuff happens.. :I

Monkey did not know what to do.
He tried jumping into his computer, but he just hurt his head.
" Darn! How come I cant go in again?? "
Monkey then tried pressing 10 buttons at the same time.
Another vortex appeared on to his computer.
Once again, Monkey Man disappered into the computer.
" Yay! " Our hero said.
" There you are! " Hikoik said.
Hikoik and silver were not mad at each other anymore.
" I just read the Yavn speaks and it said someone bought out VMK! "
Silver said.
" Uh-oh.. who bought out VMK? "
Monkey asked.
" Someone called Sticklin.. do u know him? "
Silver replied.
" Yea.. i do. Sticklin's an alien.. He's trying to destoy the VMK world. I wonder what kind of things he's going to add in VMK.. " Monkey worried.

Btw, thx flower :D

OMG

- bites nails - Yay the good part

WHERE I AM CAN I BE HELD HOSTAGE AND BE TORTURED BY THE ALIEN?! PLEASE?!! please i beg of you... LOL

A writer never tells his secrets :D

Chapter 5
The new VMK

VMK was not safe.

And you wont believe what VMK looks like now.
It looked dark and scary.

Now, lets go back to hikoik, flower, silver, and monkey.

" This is not good. At all. "
Monkey said.
There was little sticklins everywhere.
The sticklins had blasters.
If they shoot you,
you go to dungeon hanging on chains for trhe rest of your VMK life.
A little Sticklin came over to the friends and started to blast with the blasters.
Flower got hit with a blast because she wasn't paying attention.
( Flower wanted meh to hold her hostage with the alien dude )
" Well, well, well. Aren't you one of Monkey's friends? " Sticklin asked flower while she was in the dungeon.
" Duh.. " Flower said.
" Ok then, im going to send u to a worse place. Its called My Ship. Muahaha! "
Sticklin yelled.

End of chapter 5!
Everybody liking it? :D

Chaper 6
Sticklin's Ship

Blossomflower was teleported to Sticklin's ship.
There was LOTS of little Sticklins.
They all had blasters.
There were other big aliens in the room.
they had name tags.
Flower read them.
One said " Hello. My name is garginfoodle. "
The other said " Hello. My name is Sorclon. "
And the last one said " Hello. My name is Cekomalaki. "
" Those are weird name you guys have. " Flower yelled over to the aliens.
" Riggle-Fliggle? " Garginfoodle said.
" What? " Flower said.
Garginfoodle went over to flower and got hit by a blaster again.
The blaster took her out of the computer for a week.
" Uh oh. " Flower said to herself in real life.

End of chapter 6!

OK......... not a bad story though :P

Chapter 7
The Forbidden Temple

While flower was gone, Everybody except Monkey Man was captured.
" Oh great! Whats gonna happen next? i have to fight Sticklin in the forbidden temple? "
Monkey asked himself.
Then, the Whole place went pitch black.
There was a very loud voice.
" Monkey Man, Sticklin has challenged u to fight him in the forbidden temple! "
The loud voice said.
Monkey man disappered and then re-appeared into the Forbidden temple.
Sticklin was in there on the other side of the river of lava.
" Finally.. " Sticklin said.
" Lets make a bet Monkey. Whoever wins has to give up something.
If i win, i get to keep your friends and VMK. " Sticklin said
" And if i win? " Monkey asked.
" Ill give back your friends and put VMK into the same world you wanted it to be. " Sticklin said.
" Deal. " Monkey said.
The loud voice came up again.
" 1.. 2.. 3.. FIGHT! " The loud voice said.
It was a very, very, easy fight.
Monkey man jumped all the way over to Sticklin, and pushed him in the lava.
" Woo! I Win! " Monkey said.
VMK changed back into its real form and his friends were back in the game.
Even Blossomflower.
The banned said wrong. :D

.............................................::The End::............................................

cool, the ending was short and sweet lol

..................................::Monkey Man::............................................. ...
Book 2

Chapter 1
Real world problems

When Monkey's friends appeared in the temple,
Monkey was very happy.
" Yay! Your back! I missed u guys! " Monkey yelled.
" Dude.. we were only gone for like, ten minutes. " Hikoik said.
" Hey u guys... lets get out of VMK out of my computer. We need to check if anything happened to the real world. " Monkey said to his friends.
" Yeah, we should. Lets go. " Silver_Knight said.
Monkey, Hikoik, Silver, and Flower jumped out of the VMK world and into the real world.
Monkey's house was wrecked.
" Oh no..! This is VERY bad. " Monkey said.
He needed to see if Berry was ok. ( Berry is Monkey Man's little brother )
Monkey and the other peeps ran into the living room.
Berry was just sitting there on the scratched up couch watching TV.
" Haha! The clown hit the other clown in the head with a cocunut! " Berry screamed out laughing.
" Oh, hi Monkey and the other peeps i dont know.. " Berry said.
" Be right back. I need to have a little conference with my brother, Berry, here. " Monkey said.
Monkey brought Berry into the wrecked kithen with a fridge that fell over.
" Who the hey are those people? " Berry said.
" There friends from the internet, dude. " Monkey said.
" Btw Berry... how did this house get wrecked? " Monkey said to Berry in an angry voice.
" I was sleeping when it happened. I dont know what happened. " Berry said.
" Nvm Berry. Monkey said.
Monkey walked back into the living room with Berry.
The friend weren't there.
" Berry, get out of the house. There's smething in our house. Hurry, go! Dont worry about me. " Berry ran outside.

End of chapter 1 of book 2.
:D

cool, we can jump out of our computers.... LOL

Chapter 2
The Thing We found In Berry's Closet

Monkey was getting kinda scared.
He took out his blaster and started to look around the house.
He looked in the sink, the toilet, And the fridge.
His last plce to look was inside Berry's closet.
" Eww.. " Monkey said.
It was goo with forks stuff in it.
It had eyes.
" Umm... bye. " Monkey said to the goo.
When Monkey finally checked into the master bedroom,
Monkey's internet friends were tied up in a rope.
" Who did this? " Monkey said to the friends while he was cutting of the ropes.
" This guy that had an eye sticking out of his head. " Flower said.
" No.. it cant be Sticklin. I pushed into the Forbidden Temple lava."
There was another loud voice.
It was Sticklin.
" Muahaha! Didn't you know that the lava was just computer screens?" Sticklin said.
" Arg... i should of known that. " Monkey said.
Then, the voice went away.

End of chapter 2. :D

Chapter 3
The Lazy Dayz

Monkey Man, flower, hikoik, and silver were tired of fighting bad guys.
So they decided to have a break.
They all sat on the couch and watched the channel 10 news.
on one part of the news, it said " five UFO sighting last night! "
Monkey, Berry, Hikoik, Flower, and Silver were to lazy so they just turned the channel.
" Thank you for changing the channel to the clown-o-matic channel! " The TV said.
I show came on.
" Your watching I Like Cocunuts. "
The show came on.
The friends didn't talk for a second.
" Haha!! The clown hit the other clown in the head with a cocunut! " The friends said as there town was being destroyed by UFOs.
Hikoik went over to the fride in the kitchen to get some Coca-Cola.
There was something really little in the fridge.
It was a little Sticklin with his blaster!
The little Sticklin shot Hikoik with the blaster and Hikoik disappeared into the " Sticklin's Dungeon. "
.............................................10 minutes later............................................. ..............

" Wow, Hikoik's been gone a long time. Ill go chck on him. " Monkey said.
Monkey went to the kitchen and looked around.
Hikoik wasn't there.
" Well.. while im here.. Im going to grab some Sprite. " Monkey said to himself.
Monkey went into the fridge to get some Sprite.
He got hit with a blaster.

............................................15 minutes later............................................. ...............

" Why are they talking so long? Im going to go check on them. " Silver said.
Once again, They weren't there, and silver got a soda.
Once again, he got blasted with a blaster.

............................................20 minutes later............................................. ...............

" Ill check on them later. My show is on! " Flower said.
It was up to her.

End of chapter three. :D

OH NO!!! MEH ALONE
I wonder what you're gonna make me do. LOL

rofl this is very good and I like it how I'm part of the peeps :D

yay me the only girl? LOL

Keep going - drools -

rofl I <3 the part where sticklin is like: "That lava was only in the computer muahahaha"

LOL

Wow, this is a really good story! Can I be the evil minion who tries to capture flower? Muahahaha!

Yay make him the evil minion so he can try and hurt meh but I'll stop him with my special magic crown! LOL

xigbar, if i knew who u were, i probably would of put ya in the story.
Sorry. Do u know flower? cause if ya do, i might put ye in the story.
( sorry, i forgot to make Berry get blasted by the blaster. )

Chapter 4
No Rules

After flower's show, she went outside to check if anything was weird out there.
It was empty.
" Uh-oh. This is ba.. Wait a second.. " Flower said to herself.
Flower could do anything around town!
( Weird Al Yancovinch songs start to play )
Flower went over to the ice cream shop and got some chocolate ice cream. For free.
Then she went over to Monkey-O Bananas.
She strarted to play games and eat pizza. For free.
( Weird Al Yancovinch songs stop )
Flower felt sick because she ate all the pizza there.
" Ugh.. im too full to save the world. " Flower said.
Then she sat back down on the couch and then turned it to the clown channel.
The clown hit the other clown in the head with some apple pie.
" Haha!! " Flower yelled.

End of chapter 4 :D

Ummm sweet i turned into a SLOB! woot

can i save the world now? LOL

Chapter 5
Saving Da World

" Umm... i think its time to save the world now... " Flower said.
" One problem... How? " Flower yelled.
Flower had an idea.
She logged into VMK.
Once again... a vortex appeared onto the computer and flower was in VMK.
Im getting really tired of saying that... >_<
Yavn was in the VMK esplande.
Standing still.
He was turned into a statue!
" Who did this?!?! "
A loud voice said,
" ME! " It was Sticklin.
" Where are my friends?! If you dont tell me, im going to shove your up your mouth! " Flower yelled.
" They got eaten by elephants. " Sticklin answered.
Flower got really mad.

.......................Back to the friends of Blossomflower.................................

" Umm... Mr.Elephant? Dont you want to faten us up before u eat us? " Monkey said.
" Nah. " The elephant said.

To be continued :D

LOL!!!! rofl "Don't you want to fatten us up" LOL!! - dead of laughter -

Yes, I do know flower. Right flower? :)

Ok Xigbar, im going to put ya in but do you want to be Sticklin's servent??
Slave?
Tell me in message or here.

Chapter 6
Shrunken Ned

It was the elephant's lunch time.
So he decided to eat the people he caught.
The elephant picked up Berry and was about to drop him in his mouth when..
Shrunken Ned's head rolled into the book.
" Shrunken Ned, WHY THE HEY ARE YOU HERE? YOUR NOT IN THIS BOOK! " Monkey said.
" Yes i am. " Ned said.
" Ok... " Monkey said.
" What do i do? " Ned said.
" How about you get out of this page..?! " Monkey said.
" Ok. " Ned said.

..............................................Read On!..............................................

Da elephant ate Berry.
" Yummy in my tummy.. " Berry said.
Very randomly,
Someone threw a lemon at the elephant.
0_o

End of chapter 6. :D
These chapters are just getting weirder and weirder..

Um... LOL

and ya i know xigbar.. sorta... kinda... ya? Um.. (Do i?) @_@

LOL this story is really funny, I know Xigbar!!! Can i be the person who threw the lemon?

LOL!
Can I eat the lemon afterwards?!

WOW u guys.. you ppl made some really weird comments about my story.. o_o and Cool-Dolphin.. i might put ya in the story.

:D

Ya.. im going to do a little contest in here..
im running out of ideas for chapters. >_<

WHOEVER GIVES THE BEST CHAPTER IDEA, ILL PUT IT IN THE BOOK.

i wanna be in it!!

u can bring Q.Q into this. or the army of faces from my Q.Q story lol. OR you could bring guestalina in it (with an ok from flower of corse) OR you could have one of the friends end up being secrety working for sticklin and sends them into a trap! OR you could bring a superhero in to try and save the day but horribly fail, making it worse. OR you could totally ignore my amazingly awesome ideas (but why would u want to do that? ;) )

I might do yours tink.

cool!! which one of them??

Probably the Q.Q one.

How about..
Oh geez i got nothing..
Good story, its really good!

The Last Chapter Of Book 2 ( Mr.Q.Q guest stars! )
Monkey Man and Q.Q

It happened to be dinner time for the elephant after someone threw that lemon... or was it an orange? -_-
The elephant took Monkey and put him in a cookie dough blanket.
Rolled him up and was about to eat when..
MR.Q.Q CAME IN!
( By the way... flower was eaten. i was to lazy to tell you. :) )
Mr.Q.Q flew to the elephant and said, " Put down that monkey big fellow! "
" .. Who the hey is this guy..? " Monkey asked.
The elephant dropped Monkey Man and the elephant was about to fight Q.Q.
All usden,
There was a weird vortex that came out of the sky.
Sticklin flew out of it and landed on the elephants head.
Sticklin went over to the elephant's horn and put a chip ( Not An Eating Chip! ) in it.
" Muahahah! I can know control the elephant! " Sticklin said.
Sticklin flew down to the ground with his remote control to control the elephant.
" Ill go get Sticklin, Try do just dodge the elephant's attacks. " Monkey said to Q.Q.
" Ok. " Q.Q said.
Monkey ran over to Sticklin, Monkey got his blaster out,
and shot it at Sticklin's eye.
" Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! !!!!!!! " Sticklin yelled.
Sticklin dropped the controler and controled the elephant. Monkey made the elephant run into trees.
( Sticklin fainted... )
Monkey Man walked over to his friends and got them out of thier cages.
:)

The End Of Book 2

By Slycooper_lo
Helped: LittleTinkFairy

LOL! (your story is getting STRANGE)
wait.. if we got eaten how can we be in cages? LOL

and Q.Q has turned from his evil ways! hooray?

flowa didn't get to save the day :( LOL

Cool Story randomest 1 ive read so far :TheWaveSmilie:

LOL! (your story is getting STRANGE)
wait.. if we got eaten how can we be in cages? LOL

and Q.Q has turned from his evil ways! hooray?

flowa didn't get to save the day :( LOL

Idk.. in book 3 ill probably make Sticklin come AGAIN and take yout out of his stomach and make you be his slave or something. o_o

Will all know ye like pie ye elephant!
:FLipToungeSmilie:

( I say that every time i quote know. )

LOL! (your story is getting STRANGE)
wait.. if we got eaten how can we be in cages? LOL

and Q.Q has turned from his evil ways! hooray?

flowa didn't get to save the day :( LOL

yeah shark u do know that Q.Q is evil and HE IS NOT Mr.Q.Q he is Q dude

rofl
iSora.
LOL!! rofl

Im sorry flower... i just didn't have a VERY good day today.
And im sorry to everybody else.

...........................................::Book 3::...............................................

Chapter 1
Sticklin's new helper

When sticklin was done sleeping there...
Sticklin heard some yells from flower.
" Help! " Flower said.
Sticklin came over to the elephants stomach.
Sticklin got flower out of the stomach.
( I dont want to tell you how he did it because this thread would get banned. )
Aparently,
the gak the flower was in was poison.
It turned her into Sticklin's minion.
" Muahaha! Wait until i tell Monkey Man about this! " Sticklin yelled.
Short chapter but ok.
End oh chapter 1!

Oh shoot... i'm evil now. LOL

and how he got me out of the elephant... OH GROSS.

that is funny

OMG this is gonna be SOOO cool I'm gonna be evil, i'm gonna hurt hikoik and silver and monkey oh ya oh ya go me go me MUAHAHAHA

Make sticklin command me to do really evil things that flowa would never do! LOL

WHEEE

Flower, you have a twisted mind. Like me. :D

Chapter 2
The Poison Soda

Monkey and the friends were walking to Monkey's house.
Monkey, silver, and hikoik were thirsty.
Monkey went into the kitchen andgot hikoik and silver a Coca-Cola to share.
Monkey got some Arrowhead water.
Monkey gave silver and hikoik thier Coca-Cola.
Monkey looked out side real quick. All the towns people were back.
Silver opened the can of Coke.
He took a drink.
Hikoik took the drink and drank some.
" Do you feel kinda... " Silver said.
That was all Silver got to say.
They both fainted.
Big ghosts came from the celling and got Hikoik and Silver.
The ghost took them both to Sticklin's ship.
" Muahaha! It was a good idea to put that poison in that human soda! " Sticklin yelled.
The ghost came in with the two boys.

End of chapter 2! :D

LOL!!!
(just wondering, aren't they wondering why Flower is gone? They no care about meh? - cries - LOL)

umm idk... i dont want to put any drama into this. o_o LOL

Awwwwwwwwwww
make hikoik emotional about purple! LOL then I'll die of laughter rofl
or at least not about purple, just make him cry for stupid reasons
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! LOL

Ummm... Its a good story but I find it hard to read because of all the mispelled words, wrong use of verbs, too many spaces between words and quotation marks, etc. Other than that, the story is cool!

rofl
post more now shark
I want to see what happens to me and to silver and hikoik (btw it made me choke with laughter when they fainted LOL)

Chapter 3
The Very Weird Old Man
Part 2

Soon, Sticklin made a machine that put poison into every Coca-Cola bottle.
Everyone in the world started to drink it.
Everyone accept Monkey drank the soda.
Monkey drank water.
Everyone turned into zombies...
accept for Monkey.
Monkey didn't know that everyone was turned into zombies...
He walked outside and said hello to a old man.
" MAHHHHHHWAHWAH " Moaned the old man.
Monkey poked his head.
It fell off.
" Sir... you dropped your head. " Monkey said.
" WAHDFHTYNSGDXTDYHJNT " Moaned the old man.
Monkey picked up the head and put it on his neck.
It fell off again.
" KJHGKJYKBUDVYTUKS7YGTURST!!!! " The old man said.
" Umm... bye? " Monkey said.

YAY zombies
and i'm evil! :D
make me do something OUTRAGEOUS
WHEEEE

The rest of the chapter was put on.

Lol

"mfadijgwucktxmad!" Lol

LOL flower

WHEE post the next chapter

Maybe tomorrow.

- cries really loud - LOL

LOL im too lazy.

LOL
just think of something that i would never do.. and make me do it LOL i want something unpredictable and exciting :P

Umm what if i make you do some thing REALLY crazy.
Would you send feedback? o_O LOL

feedback? LOL

Yeah LOL :)

Well... of course I would comment LOL

but i wont mind if you made me do something really crazy LOL
it's only a story... rofl

Chapter 4
The Monster Truck

After Monkey was done with his fun with the old person,
a giant monster truck came zooming by.
The truck ran over 300,000 people. Including Monkey Man.
" Owwwww... " Monkey said.
All the zombies said,
" Muaaaaaaaashdsgtrsght! "
Monkey got up and took out his telescope in his pocket.
He looked to see who was riding the monster truck.
Monkey saw Silver, Hikoik, and Flower!
End of chapter 4 :D

LOL!!
yay!!

i'm not a zombie, i'm an evil minion boo ya - sings like crazy - LOL

LOL... ( I Have A Twisted Mind! )

LOL yes you do shark, yes you do..

Chapter 5
Sticklin's Father

When Monkey stopped looking at the monster truck,
he looked behind him.
Sticklin was a zombie!
" What the... " Monkey said
After a few minutes later,
a letter cam falling from the sky and landed on Monkey Man's head.
He read it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
/ Haha! I Did This! Haha!
/
/
/
/
/
/ Sincerly,
/ Sticklin's Father
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
" Ok... " Monkey said to himself.
Randomly,
Monkey threw an orange at the old man's head.
It fell off.
End of chapter 5 :D

Uh... LOL
sticklin has a father? rofl

Oh geez... LOL

rofl is the old man sticklin's father or is that just some random guy?

Some old random dude.

haha cool story, keep going

Chapter 6
Mr.Sticklin's Evil Lab

Monkey was getting the chills.
He looked back and fourth with his head and noticed a sign that said
" 3 Miles To Mr.Sticklin's House! "
And it had a big arrow pointing left.
Monkey ran 3 miles to Mr.Sticklin's house.
His legs were dying.
When he FINALLY got there,
he saw lots and lots of lighting.
He walked over to the door and knocked on it.
A giant black cloud came over to Monkey Man and picked him up.
The cloud went to the roof and threw him into the chimne.
" Cough Cou- Cough! " Monkey Coughed.
He smaked down with his face, head first,
into the ground.
" Ow... "Monkey said.
Mr.Sticklin was sitting in a giant red throne.
Flower, Hikoik, and Silver were standing by the red throne.
Someone randomly threw an orange at Flower's head and her head fell off.
" Man... WHO KEEPS THROWING ORANGES?!?! " Monkey yelled.
The End Of Chapter 6

Chapter 7
The Big Fight
The Last Chapter Of Book 3

Here we go again,
another really short battle against Mr.Sticklin!
and his other friends.

Monkey went over to Mr.Sticklin and took his hand.
He spined him around so fast,
Monkey let go and he slammed into a wall.
" BANG!!!!! " Said the house...?
Sience the guy who created this mess went boom,
No one was zomies anymore and every one was happy.
Most people anyways...

The End Of Book 3! :D

cool

.:too short:.

LOL XD nice story :D

LOL!!!!
my head fell off?! rofl rofl rofl

hooray for oranges.. LOL

MORE

..........................................:Book 4:................................................ ...
----------------------////-By lucky33325-////------------------------------
************$$$$$The Empire State Building$$$$$******************

Chapter 1
Berry's Goo

When hikoik, flower, silver, and Berry were turned back to humans,
Berry still had slime all over him.
He lost his balince for a few minutes.
He zwigled and zwagled across the room.
He touched flower, hikoik, and silver with his slime on accident.
" Eww... " Flower said.
A few seconds later,
flower saw the goo rubbing into there arms.
" What the... " She said.
Flower was turning into The Hulk! ( LOL )
Hikoik was turning into... King Kong! ( LOL! )
Silver turned into... Batman! ( LOL!! )
" Umm... Did you guys wear grandma's pantoloons again? " Monkey laughed.
Monkey ran away.
He was making fun of what they turned into.
" You cant catch me, im the Stinky Cheese Man! Haha! " Monkey laughed while he was running.
( Warning: This running will probably go on for about 3 chapters. :D )

End of chapter 1 :D

HAHA!!!

.:too short:.

ROFL, hulk, king kong, BATMAN ROFL

OMG HULK????!!!! LOL!!!!!

rofl hilarious!!! (cool hikoik's a monkey. i get to eat him)

lucky silver, he turned into batman! ROFL

MORE.... LOL

Quick Monkey Man book!:

Monkey ate some pie.

The end!

( not the end of the REAL Monkey man book.

LOL
that was.. short. rofl

oh... i didn't make a proper entrance.

I'M BACK FROM BEING GONE FOR ABOUT 3 DAYS!!!!...
and nobody missed me... AWESOME something entertaining went on! (wat was it?)

Umm... i wasn't there. o_o

..
arrgh
LOL


make
another
weird
chapter

i wanna see what i do as hulk!!
im like "FLOWER ANGRY!! ROAR!!!!" then hikoik and i would have a really cool battle. rofl

Chapter 2
Im A Woodpecker!

Monkey kept running.
All the creatures kept running after monkey.
The reason i called this chapter Im A Woodpecker! is beacause i didn't feel like waiting here for an hour trying to think of a chapter title. And Monkey... he turns into a woodpecker.
Back to the story!
Monkey was running so fast he pumped into a fly.
It got on his shirt.
He got it off.
He wasn't paying attention so he ran into an old man with a chemical in his hand.
He spilt it all over Monkey,
so he turned into a woodpecker.
" My friends get turen into cool super heroes and i turn into a woodpecker?! Thats just wrong... " Monkey said to himself.
He flew up in the sky.
One bad thing.
His friends can fly.
The friends also flew up in the sky to get monkey the woodpecker.

End of chapter 2! :D

LOL!!!
yay hulk can fly...

(so are we evil or something? why we chasin monkey dude...?) LOL

LOL. idk.
ill probably make him find out that he has choclate in his pocket so there chasing them because of that. LOL
They like choclolate!

LOL!!!! rofl
poor monkey...

oh oh oh i wish dat was monkeyfunkychunky, so i could eat him along wit the chocolate! sweet.

LOL Got to go to bed flower. Bye!

nite shark

Dream up a new chapter!! LOL

so... monkey... is getting chased.... by a monkey? LOL

LOL!! a big 1. Mr. King Kong! - shoves hikoik for no reason -

... silver's... batman rofl

and im hulk, but i get to be a pink hulk!! Muahaha.? LOL

batman........ i gotta say i couldn't help but laugh at that part LOL

LOL!
I was like O_o!! at the hulk part, i was ROFL :D at the king kong part, and i was like :o LOL! :D hehe at the batman..

Chapter 3
Hulk's Whimp Action!

Monkey was trying REALLY hard to fly.
After a while one of his feathers fell off.
" Aww, man... " Monkey said to himself.
It floated onto Hulk's ( BlossomFlower ) face.
" ROAR!!! FEATHER BE STEAL'IN ME FACE!! ROAR!! " Hulk yelled.
He yelled so much two cars blew up.
" Your gonna get a whoopin! " One of the car owners yelled to Hulk.
When Hulk reached the ground, the old grandma went up to Hulk and started to hit Hulk with her cane.
" YOU HURT HULK!! " Hulk ( flower ) yelled.
End Of Chapter Three! :D

ROFL that was hilarious

off topic- woot 100th post .-.

LOL!!
yay i get to scream like a freak!

RAAAHHH FLOWER.. I MEAN HULK WANT ANOTHER CHAPTER!!! LOL

can i eat the cane? LOL jk

and woot... my 438th post? yay me?
(man i just joined.. i post WAAAY too much LOL)

Chapter 4
The Sky

" Im... So... Tired... " Monkey said.
A few minutes later Monkey slammed into a cloud.
A piece of the sky fell off and hit Batman in the head.
" Oh my ackin' head... " Batman said.
Monkey Wwas ALSO falling down because he was really tired.
" More unions with my patato salad please! " Monkey said while he was sleeping.
End of chapter 4 :D
The shortest chapter ever huh?

LOL!!!
You can crash into a CLOUD? ROFL!!!
and batman... LOL

Unions? LOL! Do you mean onions? LOL

and ya that was the shortest chapter ever rofl

LOL these chapters are making me crack up

Chapter 5
The Empire State Building

Monkey was falling... falling... and falling some more when he landed on the empire state building.
" Ouch! " Monkey shouted.
King Kong ( Hikoik ) climbed to the top of the building where Monkey was.
" CHOCLATE YUMMY FOR GORILLA!!! " King Kong shouted.
" Huh...? " Monkey was confused.
King Kong took a piece of choclate out of Monkey's pocket and ate it.
" Ok... " Monkey said to himself.
Monkey saw some medicen on the building.
He picked it up and ate it.
It turned him back into a Monkey again!
The choclate turned hikoik, flower, and silver back into themselves.
" One thing good hikoik, you guys are back to normal. The bad thing is that... HOW THE HEY ARE WE GONNA GET DOWN FROM HERE?!?! " Monkey yelled.
" How should i know...? " Hikoik said.

End of chapter 5! :D

Chapter 6
The Empire State Buiding Part 2

Hikoik tryed to scream to flower and silver but they couldn't hear them. Im guesssing you already knew the answer, eh?
Yeah.
Thats what i thought.
( The End Part Of Book 4 if this is book 4... )
Hikoik saw a big breed of spaceships coming toward them.
" Monkey! Look! " Hikoik shouted.
" This chapter looks so graphic for the kids there, i think were going to have to put the rest in a different chapter! " Monkey yelled.
End of chapter 6! :D

cool .: DunDunDuna Monkey Man!! :.

Chapter 7
The Graphic Chapter With Lots Of Lazers

The ships came so fast, they were there in 4 seconds.
The window opened.
" Muahaha! Im back! " Sticklin yelled to Monkey.
" You can never stop me Monkey. Never. " Sticklin said.
( And thats exacly why this series will never end. :D )
" Oh yes i can! " Monkey yelled back to Sticklin.
" Yeah right. Look who's also back? " Sticklin said.
Mr.Sticklin popped his head out the window.
" Muahaha! " Mr.Sticklin yelled Muahaha! so loud a piece of the Empire State Building fell off.
" I know who will help you with your anger issues, Mr.Sticklin. Dr.Phil! " Monkey laughed.
The Big Part Of Fighting Part! So go get your popcorn out of the oven and enjoy!

Monkey Jumped up on a space ship and punched his hand through the window.
" Zargle-Flargle? " An alien said.
" Huh? " Monkey asked.
The aliends tipped the spaceship.
Monkey slid off the the spaceship.
He was falling. Falling.
When he reached the ground, Silver caught him with his hands.
" Are you ok? " Silver asked.
" G-o... He-lp... hi-koik-...! " Monkey said to silver.
End of chapter 7! :D
The suspence is killing me! :)
Find out what happens in chapter 8!

Chapter 8
End Of Book 4
The Red Baron

Flower and Silver ran to the airport to rent an airplane to get hikoik to saftey.
They left Monkey on a bench to rest for a little bit.
His arm hurt a little cause he put in into the window.
Flower and Silver got into an airplane called The Red Baron.
They flew into the sky pressing a bunch of unknown buttons.
They finally reached to where Hikoik was.
Silver took the front seat and started to shoot down the alien space ships.
After he was done with his buisness, he flew over to hikoik.
" Im O.K you guys. " Hikoik said.
He hopped into the Red Baron and flew to the ground where Monkey was.
" I-s.. h-e... O.K..? " Monkey asked.
" Yep. Just sit back down and rest for a few minutes and rest. We can wait. "
Hikoik said to Monkey.

End of book 4. :D

Book 5 is coming to VMKforums soon!

rofl once you start reading it you cant stop!.. 0_o it's so funny..

rofl once you start reading it you cant stop!.. 0_o it's so funny..

Thx for reading Pjgirlever! :wave2:

Book 5
EDIT:
The Attack Of The Little Kid Shows!

Chapter 1
" Who the HEY are you? "

Monkey felt better in the past days.
Monkey, Flower, Silver, and Hikoik went back into Monkey's wrecked home.
When they got there the gang said to go on VMK again to see what's up.
Yavn posted a new yavn speaks.
It said,
--------------------------------------------------------
/ Elmo Has Bought Out VMK!
/
/
/
/
/
/ From,
/ Yavn
---------------------------------------------------------
" Who the hey is Elmo? " Monkey demanded.
Once AGAIN, a voice came out of the walls.
" Muahaha! It is I! Elmo! The Master Of Destruction! " Elmo yelled.
" Aren't you that guy on PBS kids? " Silver asked.
" Yeah. Im back to get revenge on Monkey! " Elmo answered.
" Why? " Monkey asked.
" Because you never watch my show anymore! You said you were too " Old " to watch it! " Elmo answered.
" Yeah cause I AM too old for that show. " Monkey yelled.
" I will get you to Watch my show! And i added a new feature to it. It brain washes anyone who watches it! And guess who my little helper is. " Elmo yelled.
Elmo showed a picture of Sticklin.
" Bha-Huh-Huh-Nuh? I thought we finished him off! " Monkey yelled in horror.
End of chapter 1 :D
Sticklin's getting so many bonus years, huh? :)

omg.. LOL!!!! THAT WAS JUST HILARIOUS

ELMO??! ROFL ROFL ROFL

AND YAY HIKOIK BETTER GIMME HIS BIRD HAT FOR SAVING HIM. (welll actually it was silver.. LOL)

AWWWWwww it made me crack up when silver was like "are you ok" and monkey was like "g-go save hi-hikoik"

for some strange reason, I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE STUTTER DRAMATICALLY.

LOLZ MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!

Chapter 2
The Wiggles

" Monkey, Sticklin isn't my only helper. " Elmo said.
" Buahaha! " Elmo yelled.
The Wiggles came out and started to sing.
" Stop that idotic music! PLEASE! " Monkey yelled.
" Hot patato, Hot patato! Hot patato hot patatao! " The wiggles yelled.
" Good Grief! Silver yelled.
" Lemme At Em! Lemme at Em! " Hikoik yelled.
Hikoik through some oranges at the wiggles.
" Thats not all, either! Muahaha! " Elmo yelled.
" Lemme guess, Dora's going to start throwing mangos at us now, huh? " Monkey questioned.
Dora came out and started throwing mangos at Monkey, Silver, Flower, and Hikoik.
" This is just rediculous. " Monkey said to himself.
End of chapter 2! :D

LOL that was weird

LOL!! that was hilarious

I HATE THE WIGGLES ROFL

LOLZ, I was like "OMGOODNESSHAHAHAHA" in real... LOL

(why do i keep using the word LOLZ???!)

I dont like the wiggles, dora, or elmo or any other charecters i put in there.
And btw, idk why you keep saying that.

Chapter 3
The Turture Chairs

" Dora! go get the turture chairs and force them weirdos to get in em! " Elmo yelled over to Dora.
" Ok, boss. " Dora replied.
Dora brought the torture chairs over to Monkey, Flower , Silver, and Hikoik.
" Get in them or else I will throw some mangos at you! " Dora said.
" What? " Monkey asked.
Dora started to throw mangos at them.
And Elmo threw an orange at Silver.
" Fine, will get into your dumb chairs! Gosh! " Monkey yelled.
Everyone got into the torture chairs.
Dora went over to the friends and put head-phones on them.
Dora turned on the speakers.
Hey kids! My name's elmo! Wanna play?
" NO!!!!!! " Monkey yelled.
Good choice! Lets sing! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalala! Good job! The speakers said.
The sounds were brain washing them.
End of chapter 3!

GGAHH! i'll probably go mental if that happened to me.
LOL

Yep meh too.

Chapter 4
Brainwashed

After a few hours of hearing nonsence Emo's World episodes,
Everyone got brainwashed and started to do VERY weird things.
Hikoik kept saying he was Hikoik the Explorer.
Flower didn't turn into a zombie for some reason.
Monkey turned into SpongeBob cause he didn't watch little kid shows.
Hikoik doesn't either, but Elmo got mixed up.
Silver doesn't either, but he still turned into Tigger.
Silver kept jumping around, but kept falling on his face.
" Muahaha! I guess it's up to you Flower! " Elmo yelled.
End of chapter 4 :D

this story is wicked awesome!!! KEEP WRITING!!!

LOL i just noticed something... you never specified that flower doesn't watch little kid shows LOL

ROFL!!!!!!
you're right hikoik. SHARK! HEY! LOL

Whee it's up to me again... flowa gets to save da world! :D

LOL hikoik the explorer :P.. tigger and spongebob?!?!?
(MY GREATEST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE. LOL)

Well hikoik the explorer is fun.. but I HATE TIGGER AND SPONGEBOB LOL

KEEP WRITING
I WANT TO READ ABOUT MYSELF SAVING THE WORLD... MUAHAHAHAHA
(can i NOT pig out this time? LOL)

its fun to read about my friends and some random monkey guy, try to defend the world from an unbeatable enimy!!

I will make the next chapter but i g2g to bed soon. :I

Chapter 5
Flower's Spare Weapon

Elmo was eating popcorn while watching the friends do some really dumb things.
" Papa! I want more grandpa flakes! " Monkey kept yelling out.
Flower remembered she had something in her pocket.
It was a blaster!
" I forgot about this little thing... " Flower said to herself.
" Maybe i could use it as a boomarang? " Flower asked herself.
She threw it and it came right back to her.
" This could come in handy... Right Now! " Flower yelled.
Warning: Very short action sequence ahead!
Flower threw it at Elmo's ship and it got stuck in the place to put the batteries.
So then, It blew up.
The boomarang came right back to her.
" Yeah, this will come in handy. " Flower said to herself.
Elmo, well, he went onto the Dr.Phil show to discuss his problems.
Everyone was back to normal.
End of book 5! :D
( If this is book 5... )

LOL grandpa flakes

Book 6!
the mystery of the person from a place that we dont know of

Once again, the friends went back to Monkey's house and went on the computer.
They didn't look on Yavn Speaks beacause they knew all this freakish stuff would happen again.
They logged here selves in and they disappeared into the computer.
They went to their meeting room that Hikoik made.
When they got there they found a person throwing some pots and pans everywhere.
" Umm... who are you and what are you doing to out pans? " Monkey asked.
"Oh, umm... im tring to kill that spider over there. " The mystery person said.
" Let me introduce myself. Im TeddyFruitGirl. " She said.
" Ok, ill i want to know was why the hey you were messing around in our meeting room! " Monkey yelled.
" Because, I think it's fun to play with peoples thing-e-mo-bob toys that i never heard of. " TeddyFruitGirl answered.
End of Chapter 1! :D

YAY bear is in it!!!!! LOL Rofl

MOREEEE

Chapter 2
The guest that doesn't know what the hey he's doing

" Well... Would you like to be a part of the team? " Monkey asked.
" Oh, SURE! " Teddy answered loud.
" Ok, then welcome to the team. Were about to have a meeting. " Monkey said.
Everyone sat down in there really comfortable chairs.
Someone appeared in the doorway.
"Oh great. Another person that wants to join the team. " Hikoik mumbled to himself.
" Hello. Duh. My name is Duh... guest376856. I would like some HOT DOGS PLEASE! " The little weird-oh said.
" Umm... you dont have to do with anything in this story. " Flower said to the guest.
Monkey booted him out of the room.
" That wasted SO much time, i think were going to have to put the meeting in a different chapter. " Monkey sighed.
End of chapter 2! :D

LOL!!! "that wasted so much time i think we're gonna have to put the meeting in a different chapter" ROFL

MOREE

Maybe tomorrow.

LOL that was weird

LOL of course, shark is weird.. therefore the story is weird too
LOL

Chapter 3
The Video Game Controller That Got Posessed

" Ok, we have to discuss a lot of things. But first, i need to ask Berry a quick question because if he's says no, the world will probably come to an end. Now Berry, Did you keep the Playin' Cube on while we were gone? " Monkey said.
" Umm... Hehe, funny story about that. Hahahahahahahahahahahah... no. " Berry answered.
" My next question. Does anyone feel like saving the world right now? " Monkey asked everyone.
Everybody said this one sylible word: No.
" Ok, so lets go watch " When clowns get hit in the head with cocunuts! " It just started! " Monkey yelled.
Everybody went over to the couch and watch the clown show.
Later...
" Hey, Monkey! Wake up! We have to discuss some stuff! " Hikoik yelled in Monkey's ear.
So that ends chapter 3.
Now everybody knows that Monkey just had a goodish-badish dream.
End of chapter 3! :D

goodish baddish? LOL

Lol flower.

Chapter 4
The meeting that was never told

" Ok, lets get on with thing dumb meeting. " Monkey said.
Suddenly, a giant dragon flew in the Meeting Room.
Everybody scrambled around and hid in VERY dumb places.
The dragon, for no reason, blew up the table with a fire ball.
" That cost 4000000000000000 million dollars you- " Thats all Monkey could say before someone covered his mouth.
" Dude! dont call names! this is a G- rated website! " Hikoik whispered.
" Oh yeah. " Monkey said.
" Beep Bob Boop Beep. " The dragon said.
It was a robot dragon,
That can do some pretty cool looking fire balls...
It was programmed by a person in a little window.
Did you guess who it is?
It an obieous question.
Find out in chapar 5! :D

Sorry about the double post... AGAIN.
chapter 4
Water Head

CAUTION: Im guessing your wondering WHY THE HEY i called this chapter Water Head.
Well, the reason is bc this person's name is Water head. He is from an old story i used to make when i was a small child. :D

" Muahaha! You never would of guessed me HUH???!!! " Sticklin asked.
" Well... kinda... ya. " Monkey answered.
" Darn... " Sticklin said.
Reminder: The friends are in thier meeting room, BUT the room is made up of a swamp.
" Warf Warf! " Something strange from the water said.
" What was that...? Silver asked.
A young man was riding a dolphin.
He stopped in the meeting room.
" Who are you and what have you done with my PATATOS???!!!! " The mystery person said while holding up a lightsaber.
" What patatos? " Flower asked.
" We have no patatos... " Monkey said.
" Oh, my appoliges. My name is Water Head. " Water Head said.
" Why are you named "Water Head?" " Teddy asked.
" Bc i live underwater. " Water head answered.
" Umm... ok? " Sticklin said.
" Is there anyway i can help out? " Water Head asked.
" Maybe... " Monkey answered.

Stay Tooned!

LOL!
"Shhh this is a g-rated site!!" LOL hikoik would never say that... rofl! I LIKE IT HEHEHEHE MAKE HIM DO SOMETHING HE WOULD NEVER DO. LOL

Chapter 5
Sticklin's Helper

" Enough Chit-Chat! " Sticklin yelled.
" Ive got a plan! " Monkey said.
" Run! " Monkey yelled.
Monkey, Berry ,Silver, Flower, Hikoik, Teddy, and Water head rushed through the front door.
Flower tripped over a rock.
" Ow! " She said.
While Sticklin was in his dragon robot chasing him, Berry saw a person sticking his head through the window.
It was a dalmation...
" No putting you head out the window, French Fry. " Sticklin said to French Fry.
Everyone ran into a local bowling ally.
Everyone played 1 game of bowling and ran some more.
French Fry secretly hopped out of the window and went to the store.
He got some choclate bars.
He hopped back in the van, and started throwning the choclate bars and our heroes.
" Throw one at me! I like 3 Muskeeers! " Monkey yelled.
French fry threw him one and Monkey ate it.
End of chapta 5! :D
These chapter are getting so random, huh?

LOL!! "everyone played one game of bowling" ROTFL

more q:

Chapter 6
Unbelievible Randomness

All our heroes were still running.
( Camercial Break )
Hello there. Do you like TV? Then get the new Time Warner Bad Cable! Its awesomly bad!
( Camercial break stops )
" I think we ran about 7573579278596886584769587690868 24549657057607998567786555676576 miles by now, Monkey. " Berry said to Monkey.
" Yeah. I know. " Monkey said.
A giant sheep flew out of the sky and took Flower into the deep clouds.
" What the... " Hikoik said.
" Im coming flower! " Water head said.
In such a weird way, Water head grew some wings and flew up into the sky with the giant sheep.
Everyone stared at the clouds ( inclouding Sticklin ) while Water head flew up.
Everyone was speachless for four hours.
So in the next chapter you get to see what Water Head and Flower did... for 4 hours.
End of chaper 6! :D

Chapter 7
What they did for four hours

When everyone got up in the sky,
Flower asked this question:
" How the hey did you grow wings? "
"Long story." He answered.
Water Head pulled out some snowballs out of his pocket and started throwing them at the sheep.
" Where did you get that? " Flower asked.
" A way thats wayish. " Water Head answered.
" Augggggggg! " The sheep yelled as he clasped out of the clouds with snowballs all over him.
" I guess the snowballs worked... " Water head said.
And for the rest of the four hours,
Water Head was watching TV, and Flower was playing with her Paddle-Ball.
End of chapter 7! :D

LOL!! flower playing with her paddle ball O_o
for.. four hours rofl

LOL! ok i look very creepy... LOL
cool there's pictures now! q:

and guess what the scary part is?

I CAN and I HAVE played with a paddle ball for four hours (and more O_o)
I mastered it.. hehehe.. LOL

rotfl, yay i get to be carried up by a sheep O_o LOL

M O R E

Chapter Whatever the hey this new chapter number is called
Not Speechless

After four hours, Water Head and Flower flew back down to earth.
The gang was not frozen anymore.
" Well, keep on running! " Sticklin yelled.
Everyone started running. Again.
Monkey stopped at a nearby ice cream shop.
He got some choclate ice cream.
Then, even MORE running.
Then, they ran so fast, they flew up into Mars.
" Where are we? " Teddy asked.
" How should I know? " Berry asked.
" I can answer that. Muahaha! This is my home planet! " Sticklin said.
End of chapter whatever. :D

LOL! i'm the only one with a face :P

MUAHAHAHAHAH ROFL

Chapter ?
Da last chapter of book 5 ( If this is book 5 )

" Umm... does this mean you have alien friends here..? " Berry asked.
" Maybe... Attack my minions! " Sticklin yelled.
There was hundreds and thousands of aliens waiting to attack.
After two minutes, they all attacked.
Monkey ran through ( head first ) into a line of aliens.
There was a screen an top of him that said " STRIKE! "
Berry was hopping on all the aliens head.
Flower was throwing asteroids at everybody.
Including Berry.
Hikoik was in Sticklin's dragon-ship-thing.
" Want some of this? " Hikoik asked.
Hikoik rolled around the ship and kept jumping on Sticklin.
Soon all of the aliens were knocked out. ( Thier not dead, they just fainted )
" Woo! We won! " Monkey yelled.
Apparently... no.
Sticklin was faking his faint.
" Muahaha! Like I said, ill never be beat! " Sticklin yelled.
He flew over to Pluto to get his OTHER enemys.
End of book 6 or was it 5? :D
Sorry, I have to delete all the pictures soon! Sorry!

LOL yay we owned.. -- i mean "pwned" everyone.. LOL
and i threw rocks at berry q:

Meh. Flower, did you read Penguin Power yet?

I did... da first chapter
did u add another 1?

I did... da first chapter
did u add another 1?

Yeperos......

The Last Monkey Man Chapter For This Thread

?////Coming Soon!////?

LAST ONE???!! NNOOOOOooooo

No flower, just for this thread.

oh goody
that means monkey man will continue?!?!! cause i like to read what weird things silver hikoik and me will do LOL

Book 7
Pluto!

Chapter 1
Da Mineless Action ( Yeah right )

To get over to Pluto ( where Sticklin was ), they had to jump on to asteroids.
But, i dont think you want to hear about asteroids anytime soon.
So, im just going to skip to Pluto.
- Plays Waiting Music -
- Stops Waiting Music -
" Guess what? " Sticklin asked.
" You got me a birthday present??????!?!?!?!?! What is it???!! " Monkey yelled.
" It's not a birthday present. My minions are still alive! " Sticklin yelled.
" We were faking the pain. Muahahahahahahahahaah! " Elmo yelled.
" Wait a second... who's that guy in the black cape eating a rock? " Hikoik asked.
End of chapter 1! :D

guy in a black cape eating a... rock? LOL!

more....!

Chapter 2
The Guy In Black

Monkey went over to the guy in black.
He looked under his hood...
It was Darth Vader!
" Whoah! Did not see that coming... " Teddy said.
He was breathing REALLY hard like this: HEE... HAW...
Everyone was so scared, they jumped onto a bunch of asteroids to get back to earth.
The bad guys followed them.
When all our heroes got into Earth and into Monkey's house,
they all jumped into VMK once again.
Sticklin and the other bad guys followed.
Monkey, Berry, Water Head, Teddy, Flower, Silver, Hikoik, and Berry ran into the Haunted Mansion game lobby.
They entered a game so they would loose Sticklin and everybody else.
" I think were safe now. " Flower said.
" Yeah right. " Monkey said after he saw lots of ghosts running around.
End of chapter 2! :D

LOL
im bad at that game :D

m o r e

Chapter 3
The Ghosts

Monkey was scared like crazy.
A ghost was smelling him.
Berry looked behind him and noticed a vacum cleaner on his back.
" You guys! Get the ghosts with you vacum cleaner! " Berry yelled.
So everyone started getting the ghosts one by one.
At the end of the round, the game was frozen for a second or two.
But, when the freeze ended, nobody could find Flower.
End of chapter 3! :D

OH NO i died!!!! - cries - YAY!!! i like it when im in trouble LOL

and LOL a ghost was smelling him rofl

m o r e

Chapter 4
Where Flower Went

Warning: The ending for this chapter is REALLY weird.

" Where am I? " Flower asked herself.
" In a land of hopes and dreams! " Sticklin said.
" Huh? What? Your here to? " Flower asked.
" Duh. "
" What do you want? "
" The item in your pocket. "
" You mean this purple lint? "
" No. "
" This ear ring? "
" No. "
" This plasma screen TV? "
" Nope. "
" This home theater system? "
" No. "
" This choclate bar? "
" Yes! "
" If I give it to you, will you let me go back to my friends? "
" Yes. "
So Flower handed him the candy bar and she went back to her friends.
End of chapter 4! :D

LOL!!!!!!! he didn't want the plasma screen tv or the home theater system?!?!?!! shame on you sticklin!! LOL

ok i found that funny LOL rofl

m o r e

Lol.
Did I get ant votes yet and the author awards? :S

no.. the voting just started
u can go vote for yourself if u like

Chapter 5
( Unknown Chapter Title )

When Flower got back to her friends,
they mansion game was over.
Teddy noticed some people over by the gates.
It was Sticklin, Dora, Elmo, and Darth Vader!
" AH!!!! Run away! " Hikoik yelled.
So everyone ran to Town Square.
" Get Them! " Sticklin yelled.
" Before we run... lets get some ice cream! " Teddy yelled.
" Hikoik's Paying! " Flower yelled.
Everyone got some choclate ice cream.
End of chapter 5! :D

LOL hikoik's paying

HIKOIK, BUY ME STRAWBERRY, I HATE CHOCOLATE!! - smushes chocolate ice cream in his face -

LOL why do we always get food every time we run? LOL

m o r e

Last chapter of book seven
Chapter 6
Thinking wrong

When we left off,
our heroes and villans were eating ice cream.
After they were done with thier ice cream,
they ran. Again.
" We really have to destroy that dragon thing he's riding in... " Monkey said.
So then, Flower threw a rock at the dragon and it exploded.
But, Sticklin wasn't hurt.
" It's that simple? " Berry asked.
" Guess so. " Flower answered.
Flower came up with an idea.
" Lets thow rocks at those guys! They explode for some strange reason! " Flower yelled.
So everyone started to throw rocks at people.
There was lots of explosions.
When all the smoke was let out,
Monkey, Water Head, Teddy, Silver, Flower, Berry, and Hikoik saw the villans laying on the ground.
" Woo!!!! We Won! " Hikoik said while doing a little dance.
They thought they did.
But they thought wrong.

LOL!!!!! yay im smart for throwing rocks. rotfl

M O R E

Book 8
Chapter 1
The Big Smackdowwn ( YEAH RIGHT! )

Everyone went back to Monkey's house to celebrate.
Hikoik got some Coca-Colas for everybody.
Hikoik shook his up and opened it.
It went all over the furniture!
" Hikoik... " Monkey said.
" I didn't do it... " Hikoik answered.
A few minutes later, there was a loud crash in Berry's bedroom.
" What was that? " Teddy asked.
End of chapter 1! :D

~I DIDN'T DO IT!

LOL! "I didn't do it..."

bad hikoik. LOL

Meh, Lol.
I can go on my laptop sometimes in school to play this bc of the big fire in San Diego.
The smell is gross and poisuness.

oh wow are you guys ok? I saw the news... the fire is getting really bad...

Not spamming: YAY WOOT STORY... i want some strawberry ice cream in the story... LOL

ya but the air is REALLY heavy cause they're pretty close

GO STORY

Chapter 2!
The loud " KABOOM "

Once a pon a time-
Were not starting there!
ZIP_ED_ID_DO_DA!

Monkey ran up to Berry's room.
Guess who it was.
Choice 1: Elmo
Choice 2: Sticklin
Choice 3: Yavn
Choice 4 : All of the above!
Answer: All of the above!
" Yavn... why are you here? " Monkey asked.
" Well, I hipnotised Yavn! Muahahahahahah! " Sticklin yelled.
" UH-HUH-HUH-HUH? " Monkey asked.
Monkey then heard footsteps up the stairs.
" Are you ok? " Berry asked.
" Yup. But look... " Monnkey said.
Everyone stared at Yavn.
" Let me buy out the world for 1 dollar. " Sticklin said to Yavn.
" Ok. "
So Sticklin gave Yavn the dollar and Yavn gave Sticklin the deed to the universe.
End of chapter 2! :D

LOL!!! for a dollar?!! that's how cheap the "cat" is :P

hehehehehehehehehe this story will NEVER END

M O R E

probably not. :D

Chapter 3
Yavn...!!!


A few hours later, Yavn was not hipnotised anymore.
But, Sticklin was gone.
" Who are you? " Yavn asked.
Monkey hit him with a bat.
" What was that for? " Yavn yelled to Monkey.
" It was to bring back your memory. " Monkey said.
" Remember? You were in the same preschool as me. But then your threw the school bus at me. That wasn't very nice. " Monkey said.
" Then that means... im really strong? " Yavn asked.
" Kinda... idk. " Berry chimed in.
" Sticklin's going to be happy about this... " Yavn whispered to himself.
" What? " Flower asked.
" Huh? Nothing... " Yavn answered.
" This guy's kinda suspicues... " Berry said.
" Well, I gathered up enogh info for Sticklin. " Yavn said. Aloud.
" What? HUH? " Silver asked.
" Muahahahahahahahah! " Yavn yelled.
Then he grew wings and flew over to where Sticklin was.
" Nice one, Monkey... " Hikoik said.
End of chapter 3! :D

Chapter 4
Push the Trashcan

Coming Soon!

Chapter 4
Push the Trashcan


" Well, I guess we have another enemy in our ham. " Berry said.
" Dont you mean hands? " Monkey asked.
" No. "
"Uh.."
"WAFFLE!"

Meanwhile at Sticklin's Lair...

" This invention CAN't Fail. " Yavn said.
" Oh yes it can. " Sticklin protested.
After a while of loud BANGS and BONGS,
Yavn made Push the Trashcan #2!
" What's that? A trashcan? " Sticklin asked.
" Not just a trashcan. It's Push the Trashcan #2! " Yavn answered.
" Beep Bop Boop Beep. DESTROY FLOWER. DESTROY MONKEY. DESTROY HIKOIK. DESTRO- " The Trashcan managed to say.
" Ok, we get the point. " Yavn said.

Meanwhile at wherever the hey Monkey Man was...

" Hey, Monkey. I found some rocks, some sticks, and more rocks. Is that enough shelter for the night? " Berry asked.
" I think so. Give me a stick so i can start the fire. " Monkey answered.
" Ok. " Berry answered.
So they started a fire and made 9 blankets out of rocks.
The left over ones were for eating. o_o
End Of Chapter 4! :D

o_o how can we use rocks for blankets? rofl
and... we ate rocks? LOL!!!

ROFL

yay. the trashcan wants to destroy me O_o

M O R E.

Muahahahaha!

Chapter 5
The Evil Trashcan

The next day, all of our heroes woke up Very early.
" Let's go, team! We have a long walk ahead of us! "
So they walked, and walked, and walked.
Dah Duh LA Do-Re-Me-Fo-So-La-Tee
And when they got back to Monkey-o town ( where monkey lives ) they went to Monkey's house.
Push the trashcan was standing in there. His mouth wide open with a popsicle wrapper in it.
" Ive been waiting. " He said, in a deep, low voice.
" I know. I can see the future. " Berry said.
Came out of the shadows, were Yavn, Sticklin, and Elmo.
But there was a Long shadow on the stairs.
It walked down and Monkey noticed who it was.
Flarginn-Shnew!
End of chapter 5! :D
Who is Flarginn-Shnew, you ask? Find out in the next chapter!

Who the heck is flarginn shnew or something LOL

oh and in the story, can you make something bad happen to me? or anything dramatic? ROFL

Chapter 6
Who The Hey Is Flarginn-Shnew?!

" I see you recondnized me, Monkey. " Flarginn said.
"Yes, i did. I know that evil grin you have all the time. It looks like it was painted onto you face. " Monkey said.
" Flarginn controls the Under-World. He can bring any kind of darkness to destroy us. " Monkey said.
" Oh... thats interesting. " Hikoik said.
" Muahaha! "Sticklin yelled.
" He is my servent. I hippnotised him. He can do anything for me know. Flarginn! Call the darkness! " Sticklin yelled.
Flarginn nodded his head and said:
" Ye Co Wan Huh Mua Kuh Nah Uh!" Flarginn yelled.
The room was now pitch black.
Berry noticed too yellow glowing eyes.
The eyes were staring at Flower.
Monkey had night-vision, so he was the monster attack Flower.
But she didn't get hurt.
He went right through her and disappeared.
" Muahahaha! " Sticklin yelled.
" Your little friend is now possesed by me! " Sticklin yelled.
End of chapter 6! :D

wait.. I GOT POSSESSED?! YAY SWEET WOOOOO

rofl

M O R E

and LOL "Ye Co Wan Huh Mua Kuh Nah Uh!" LOL

ill post another chapter a different day. I have to go home now i think... EDIT!
Chapter 7
Huh?

" Muahaha! " Flower yelled.
Berry threw a game of Monolply at Sticklin.
" Let's bargain. If I win, that evil thing has to go out of Flower. "
" And if I win? " Sticklin asked.
" - Sigh - Flower... stays like that. Forever. " Berry said.
" Berry-no! " Monkey yelled.
" I know what im doing Monkey. "
End of Chapter 7!

OOOOH DRAMA YAY... LOL ROFL THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD "Berry-no!" "I know what i'm doing" ROFL

AWESHUM what happens if i stay like that.. forever?! and somehow in a while ill be back to normal? ROFL YAY

M O R E

( Sorry for the double post... )
Chapter whatever
Monoply

Berry set the Monoply game up, and he was the wheel barrel.
Sticklin was the shoe.
" Let's start. " Berry said.
Sticklin was first.
He rolled a 6.
He got a community chest card!
He looked at the card.
He started to turn pale.
" It says... I adimaticly loose... " Sticklin said.
" Thats sad... " Silver said.
" I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I LOOSE GAMES! " Yelled Sticklin.
Then he grew two eyes, and looked like a chicken.
" Bawk. " Sticklin said.
Then he turned back into his regular self.
Hikoik saw the evil spirit float out of Flower.
" YAY! We win! Now we can finally end this chapter... " Flower said.
" Not quite yet... " A voice from the shadows said.
AthleticAisha!
" Hi! I just like the drama... " Candy ( Her nickname ) said.
" You were here all this time? In my bedroom? " Monkey asked.
" Yup. "
" Weird... " Monkey said.
End of chapter whatever!

ROFL CANDY WAS IN MONKEY'S BEDROOM THE ENTIRE TIME ROFL - dies from laughter -

and LOL, sticklin turned into a monkey.. O_o LOL

yay, im normal again? q:

Yuperos...

The last chapter of book 8
( Sorry about double post )

Chapter 9
Wait a second...

After a few minutes,
Soda came out too.
But there was something wrong...
She refused to come over to the friends...
" Im staying with Sticklin... " She kept saying.
" Muahahaha! " Sticklin kept yelling.
" Your never going to get away with this! " Hikoik yelled.
" Oh yes I am... " Sticklin said.
He took out a camera then shot a picture.
But Monkey closed his eyes when he took the photo.
But, that camera was evil...
Monkey turned around.
Everyone was drooling exept him.
Monkey thought for a second.
They got hipnotised!
" Join us Monkey... Join us Monkey... Join us Monkey... " They kept saying.
" No! I wanted to be a dolphin! " Monkey yelled in anger.
End of book 8! :D

LOL! i wanted to be a dolphin ROFL

oooh. we're drooling. q:

and how did soda get in there? ROFL

YAYYYYYYY I WANT TO EAT MONKEY LOL

LOL everybody does.
- EDIT -

umm... new chapter might be posted tomorrow.

( Sorry about double post )

Book 9

Chapter 1
Monkey the Dolphin

" No! I will not be your slave! I want to be a dolphin! " Monkey yelled.
Monkey took out a potion in his pocket.
It was dolphin potion!
He grank it and turned into a dolphin.
" Muahahaha! " Monkey yelled.
He got up and bit everyone.
They turned back to normal.
" Uh... that just wasted about... 28 hours. " Flower said.
" 28 hours?!?! We have to end the chapter NOW! " Monkey yelled.
End of chapter 1! :D

Sorry about triple post..

Chapter 2
Dr.Phil

Monkey started to look around the room for no reason.
He saw another shadow coming from the stars. The millionth time.
The mysterious person said this: " You have problems. Yo! "
Berry realized who it was.
Dr.Phil.
" Ugh... aren't you the guy who yells at people for no reason at all? " Soda asked.
" Yo! Don't ask me that cause I like eggs! Yo! " Dr.Phil answered.
" Kay... " Silver said.
" Your bald... Haha! " Hikoik yelled at Dr.Phil.
" Yo... you have issues, dude. Here's my card. " He said.
O_o
" This story is so usless... " Flower said.
Sticklin poked Dr.Phil.
" Muahaha! Now he is possesed. By me! Muahahahahah! " Sticklin yelled.
" Elmo's World! " Elmo yelled.
End of chapter 2. :D

What the heck.. dr. phil? ROFL
THIS IS SO WEIRD ROFL

M O R E LOL

Chapter 3
A Bug!

While Dr.Phil was possesed by Sticklin, he just stood there.
Berry was reading a Harry Potter book.
Flower was eating a sandwich.
Water Head was eating some hersheys chocolate.
And the rest of the people were playing " The Magical Floating Head " with Dr.Phil's head.
Monkey noticed eyes by the dining room table.
A bug!
" Wait a second... if we are in real life... then how can there be a bug in the house? " Monkey asked.
" What bug? GET IT OFF ME! HELP! IM BEING EATEN BY A DINOSUOR!!! HELP! " Silver yelled.
" A dinousor is not eating your head, silver. " Berry exclaimed.
" I AM A TEAPOT! " The Bug yelled.
" A teapot...? " Monkey asked,
Then, a giant teapot with eyes came out of the dining room.
O_o
End of chapter 3! :D

LOL, freaky weirdo bug. LOL
rofl silver has issues. LOL

M O R E

Chapter 4
Coffee Saves the Day

" Wow... im thirsty. " Water head exclaimed.
He took out a coffee cup from his pocket and put some coffee in it from Monkey's kitchen.
Then, he drunk the coffee.
" That hit the spot. Hey, wait a second. I feel something in my stomach... " Water Head said.
A possum was in his stomach.
o_o
" Oops, I forgot I keep my pet possum in that coffee cup... " He said.
" Where are you going with this? " Sticklin asked.
" I LIKE TAFFY TOO! " Water Head yelled.
" ..I never said I liked taffy.. " Sticklin said.
" YEA YOU DID. " He yelled.
" Ok... " Berry said.
" NO ONE TOLD YOU TO TALK!!! " He yelled.
Then, water Head started to turn a grayish color.
He was turning into dust! But... why?
The dust looked like it was going after Elmo.
And it was!
It went inside him!
" Cool. Now I can go into other people's bodys. :D " He said.
" Ugh... " Sticklin said.
End of chapter 4! :D

Questions from myself:
Q: Why is coffee so bad in this book?
A: Because I have my own amagination, bub.
LOL.

nice story.
LOL.
cyan wants to be in @_@

LOL "Because I have my own imagination, Bub." LOL

Rofl, he went inside Elmo? O_O. ROFL

M O R E

Charecters I don't want to be in the story anymore:
Candy
Soda
( Sorry... there's to many charecters. )
Cyan, Sorry. You can't be in it.

Sorry about double post.
Chapter 5
Water Head's New Power

Your wondering why I made this story into a story that no one looks at or posts at anymore.
Q: This story is so random, it makes it seem boring. O_o
And your wondering why I called the chapter this. Why? No reason.

After a few minutes Water H. lost his powers.
Yeah, yeah, cry all ya want.
I just want to wright down this chapter and get back to my video game... >_<.
Monkey asked Sticklin why they are still in Monkey's house doing nothing.
After that question, the author erased the backround, and gave it a new one.
Now they were in a rainforest.
" Nice job, Lucky. " He yelled to the naretter, who gave him a nasty look.
The sadest part of this chapter, ( spoilers ahead! ) Berry gets attacked by giraffes.
" Man... WHO THE HEY WRIGHTS THIS STUFF??? A CAT IN A CHICKEN SUIT??!!" Flower yelled.
" How should I know, im just sitting here. " Berry said.
And happily, now he gets attacked by a giraffe.
" HELP! " He yelled.
But everybody just stood there, doing nothing.
" Ok, Sticklin. Im just asking, do you have any other enimes we will have in the future? " Silver asked.
" Oh, I forgot about those. " Sticklin answered.
Then, the while rainforest turned black.
Everywhere you looked, there was red eyes.
Starring at you.
Starring.
Sorry, I just like to be creepy...
End of chapter 5.

OK that was weird. ROFL A CAT IN A CHICKEN SUIT WHAT THE HECK ROFL

XD dont stop this story. LOL

Chapter 6
Bunny Rabbits

Berry stared in horror as the eyes watched his every move.
Flower, who wasn't scared, went over to the bushes and found bunnies.
"Bunnies?!" Monkey cried.
"Why bunnies?" Berry yelled.
"What are you doing?" Flower asked the bunnies.
"We make the story." They answered.
"Huh?" our heros asked.
"We made up this whole story. We make up the plot, form the charecters, and everything else you can think of." They answered.
Monkey ran into the studio.
Everybody else did as well.
The bunny pulled of his suit, and was actully Berry!
Two Berries. One story. Muahaha!
The end of chapter 5. :D

Wait. what the... so berry made this story??? LOL

xD yay me i found bunnies.

Chapter 7
( P.S. I might not be posting a chapter for a while. I want to take my winter break Easy. )
Who really made the story?

Once they were all in the studio,
they saw a bunch of Lucky33325's making art and banging thier heads against thier computer desks because they can't think of an idea for the story.
In a flash, all the Lucky33325's stared at them.
Watching.
Why you ask?
You really don't want to know the answer, right?
" Ye be likin Go Fish? " All the Lucky33325's asked.
" What the... " Water head said.
" Uh... I like Go Fish. " Hikoik said.
" You like Old Maid? "
" Yea. "
" You like Rummy? "
" Yep. "
" You like Mahjongg? "
" Ya. "
" You like Bowling? "
" Yeah. "
" You like Mahjongg? "
" Yeah. I already said I did. "
" WHY? "
" Uh- "
" You collect snowglobes? "
" >_< No more questions! My head is going to explode! "
Did you like that chapter? I bet you did. Muahaha!
End of chapter 7! :D

ROFL. that was weird.
LOL

Chapter 8 ( End of book 8 )
What's with Lucky?

" Uh, we will just be going now. " Monkey said.
" Yeah. You pencil necks are getting kinda creepy. " Flower yelled.
Then they left.
When they got to the front of the giant studio,
two Berrys were standing there.
" What the... " Water H. said.
A Lucky33325 fell out of the sky and said: " Pick wise, young ones. One of these Berry's is a froud. If you pick wrong, i will have to zap you with a blaster which will teleport you to the center of Earth. But ill still give you a consallation prize. Your consallation prize will be that you get your brother back. " He said.
" Ok. " Monkey said.
" Uh... ill pick the Berry on the right. " Flower said.
" Wrong. " Lucky gave them their prize and got sent to the center of the Earth.
End of book 8! Muahaha!

LOL! it's all my fault, i got y'all zapped xD i picked the wrong berry.
LOL

what's with the fat cat? rofl

LOL, i know. Me and hikoik found it on Google.

figures. LOL
hikoik finds like every funny pic in the world......
with you helping him.. ROFL

FAT CATS RULE! LOL

post another chapter :)

Eh.. Fine.
Book 9
-----The Center Of The Earth-----
Chapter 1
Chicken Invaders From the Planet Ceklornoc!

" This is all you fault, Flower. " Monkey went on and on about.
" We could be sleeping in a nice and cozy bed. But instead, we have to sleep on a hay stack. A hay stack! " He yelled.
" At least I have my DS with me. And my game, Drawn to Life. " Berry said.
A giant hammer flew out the sky and broke his DS.
Hikoik threw a rock in a cave nearby.
Then, giant chickens with bananas came out of the cave.
" What the freak. " Flower said.
" Zing Hoing Tof Ug Pa Soo Yow!! " One of the chickens said.
" It said my name is ToysAreGoodForTheSoulAndILikePlayingMarioGalaxy. " Water Head said.
End of chapter 1! :D

YAY
GIANT CHICKENS.

LOL, "this is all your fault flower" SHUT IT MONKEY - eats him - LOL

well, i blame hikoik for throwing the rock. LOL

Chapter 2
Ugh

Uh, hello there. I don't do this a lot but, DEAL WITH IT.

" How can you understand them? " Berry asked Water Head.
" Eh, it's a long story. When a mom and dad chicken lay an egg and it hatches, a chicken comes out. When it get a little older, it turns into a paddle ball. Then a year later, you become an owl. THEN, you become a stick person. Then the cycle goes again and again and again... " Water Head said.
" So, your a chicken? " Monkey asked.
" Basically. " Water head answered.
Weirdo.
End of chapter 2!

chapter 3
The meaning of life

" Ggfjhkhgfjkghfhgufhgihfgigh " said the chichen on the right.
" He siad he wanted us to go to an assembly at 3:00. " said Water Head.
" Where? " Monkey said.
" Ddgfbhjdsjdfhufjghgfhjxcgbjxcgfgdk. " Said the chicken on the left.
" He said go left, knock three times on the door, eat the secret rock, then roll around in the mud like a pig. " Water head said.
" Why? " Berry asked.
" Gjfjhtyyyu. " the chicken on the right said.
" He said that a giant talking teddy bear would tell us the meaning of life. " said Water Head.

End of chapter 3

i totally forgot about this story LOL i have to catch up :D

Sorry I haven't been writing chapters. Let me do one right now! :D

Chapter 3
The Mediocare Maze

" So... if we want to go to the essembly and know what the secret of life, were going to have to eat the secret rock. " Monker said.
" Im not eating the secret rock. " Berry said.
" Me either. " Flower said.
Everybody else said the same thing. Except for Hikoik. He was staring at a lizard.
Water Head bent down, ate the lizard, and told Hikoik he had to eat the secret rock.
" WHAT??!! " He yelled.
They left, with Hikoik yelling at Water Head.
They traveled left, into the door, Hikoik ate the rock and choked, and Monkey rolled in the mud like a pig.
A door opened, and the red unicorn for Charlie Goes to Candy Mountain was in the room. Bum Bum Bum!
End of chapter 3!

bumpidy bumpers...

Ugh... Nobodys posting, im starting to feel bad.

Chapter 4
Charlie!

" Hey, Charlie! Hey, Charlie! Go in this magical ave of wonders. " The unicorn said.
" One, my name is not charlie, you weirdo. Two, ive seen your video on *******, and you just try to trick people to go in a cave of DOOM. " Hikoik said.
" Come on, Charlie! " The unicorn said.
" Im not Charlie! IM HIKOIK! And NO! " Hikoik yelled.
" Ok, but your missing out on all the fun, Charlie. "
" MY NAME IS NOT CHARLIE, IT"S... 1..2..3.. "
" Let's just go in. We have nothing to lose. " Monkey said.
They walked inside, and the cave shut on them. A light turned on. It wasn't a man like in the video, but there was Elmo, Sticklin, Dora, and every bad guy in this story.
" I think we should of just tipped the unicorn and ran. Oh well. Let's get ready to fight... again. " Flower said.
End of chapter 4!

Come on, someone post a reply. Im getting angry and sad at the same time! >_< :(

That's Awesome - I just read the whole story :) Next Time Include Front in it ;)

What do ya mean front?

Chapter 5
Coffee + Monkeys = Havoc

They were getting ready to fight, when Hikoik handed him a cup of coffee to wake him up.
He drank it, but forgot he goes nuts.