I've recently received bad news.(I'd tell you but gotta follow the forum rules.)
And I could use a good laugh. :-(

A man driving on the highway gets a call from his wife on his cell. His wife says "Honey, they're saying a man is driving the wrong way on the highway!" He says "What do you mean one man? There are hundreds!"

Hope you feel better!

Okay, okay oaky. Listen to this one.

Okay, so like, I was in a like, room, and like people wouldnt like stop saying like and I like told them to like be quiet, and that saying like like is like totally annoying and like I laughed in real life and I like fell out of my like red chair and like hurt my like hand.

Why do like people like keep like saying like? It's like really ike annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it's because he wanted to help EKB rule the world o_o

~me~

go shopping.
works for me. :laugh8:

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hey, it's good for a small laugh. Feel better soon! :)

what do you get when you cross a chicken with an egg?? Swiss Cheese!
heh sorry that makes know sense i just thought it was funny.

ok anyways...

so there are 2 guys. one guy has a german sheperd and the other one has a chuawa (dont no how to spell it). the one with the german sheperd says to the other guy "want to get a bite to eat" the other guy says "we cant we have dogs" G.S.guy say follow my lead. so he puts on dark sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. the owner says " sorry sir but we dontallow dogs in our restaurant" " why this is my seeing eyedog" "German Sheperd?" " Why yes they are quite good" So he gets a seat. The guy with the chuawa puts on dark sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. the samething happens but the owner says "A chuawa?" then the guy pretending to be blind with the chuawa goes "They gave me a chuawa!!??"

A man driving on the highway gets a call from his wife on his cell. His wife says "Honey, they're saying a man is driving the wrong way on the highway!" He says "What do you mean one man? There are hundreds!"

Hope you feel better!


I don't get that..



so there are 2 guys. one guy has a german sheperd and the other one has a chuawa (dont no how to spell it). the one with the german sheperd says to the other guy "want to get a bite to eat" the other guy says "we cant we have dogs" G.S.guy say follow my lead. so he puts on dark sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. the owner says " sorry sir but we dontallow dogs in our restaurant" " why this is my seeing eyedog" "German Sheperd?" " Why yes they are quite good" So he gets a seat. The guy with the chuawa puts on dark sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. the samething happens but the owner says "A chuawa?" then the guy pretending to be blind with the chuawa goes "They gave me a chuawa!!??"

ROFL. That is definately the most funniest thing I've hear.d


I got nothin good.. I hope you feel better thought.

I don't get that..


The guy driving down the highway is supposed to be the person driving on the wrong side of the rode.. Get it? Everybody is driving the other way, because he is driving the wrong way, lol.

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Look up "Chin people funny face contest." It's really funny.

A man driving on the highway gets a call from his wife on his cell. His wife says "Honey, they're saying a man is driving the wrong way on the highway!" He says "What do you mean one man? There are hundreds!"

I don't get that..

The husband is the one driving the wrong way. That's why he says that there are hundreds of people driving the wrong way, he thinks he is going the right way.

I hope you get to feeling better soon!

It's mr.bean!
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If that doesn't do the trick, try this:
Go to your nearest mirror, stare intensely at yourself for 10 seconds, then say "I'm a jelly donut" without laughing.

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Thought it'd work. ;)

Here's another one:

How to drive your parents crazy.
1.Moo when they say your name...
2.Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
3.Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
4.Do what they actually tell you...
5.Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
6.Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
7.Try to swim in the floor...
8.Pretend to have amnesia...
9.Say everything backwards...
10.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
11.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
12.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
13.Chase/bark at the mail man...
14.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
15.Talk to a pen...
16.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
17.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
18.Eat anything obviously not edible...
19.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
20.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
21.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
22.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
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Thought it'd work. ;)
clever :)

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Thought it'd work. ;)

Thats not even funny, but I was really laughing out loud!

What is the funniest joke?

That a person that can't talk say a person that can't hear, that a person that can't see is watching them

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Absolutely brilliant.

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Hope you get your laughs worth! =)

~Carrie

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Even kitty's aren't pretty in the morning...

well i dont know how to make anyone laugh but myself normaly ill go aroud saying something random like

' Evil space cats! ' and id say Dont laugh and they would go O_o and start laughin histaricaly ( SP? )

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Even kitty's aren't pretty in the morning...

Mohawk Kitty!

Rofl i love the pics to some of these posts im on the floor right now XD well i have a joke but i dont think its very good for the fan site so im not gonna say it .-.

I have a funny and true story about my best friends mom.


She was in a resturant and she went to go to the bathroom and she washed her hands and when she tried to leave, the door was locked. So she waited around for like 15 minutes and figured somebody had to come in and nobody did. So she started yelling and banging on the door so that somebody would come help her. This worker came and opened the door behind her and said "Excuse me, but that's the janitor's closet."

She's such a blonde. Hope you feel better and enjoy my story. :)

I have a funny and true story about my best friends mom.


She was in a resturant and she went to go to the bathroom and she washed her hands and when she tried to leave, the door was locked. So she waited around for like 15 minutes and figured somebody had to come in and nobody did. So she started yelling and banging on the door so that somebody would come help her. This worker came and opened the door behind her and said "Excuse me, but that's the janitor's closet."

She's such a blonde. Hope you feel better and enjoy my story. :)

Hahaha

Funny =)

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OSNP IS THAT A GHOST ON A BIKE?! (referring to the invisible cat thing)

sorry best caption i could think of.
thanks to carrie for the pic.


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FRUIT ROLLUPS!

Read my comics if you want a good laugh or two. It is located in my signature just click my picture.:)

I don't have any jokes, but hope you are feeling better :)

Great jokes everybody, I have been giggling all the way through :D

Cat's are always funny!

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ROFL!
These are SO funny! Here are some blonde jokes- don't be offended blondes! :D

1. A blonde goes to an electronic store and points to a TV and says to the manager "I want that TV!" The manager says, "No blondes aloud!"
So, the blonde dies her hair red and goes back and points to the same TV. "I want that TV!" The red head said. "No blondes aloud!" the manager said. So, she died her hair black and went back to the electronic store. "I want that TV!" She said and pointed to it. "No blondes aloud!" The manager yelled. "How did you know i'm really a natural blonde?" She asked. "Because that 'TV' is a microwave."

ROFL!!

2. Three girls were at a potato farm. One was a red head, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. The three girls heard the police, so they looked for a place to hide. The only place they could find was three potato barrels. So they hid in them, and the police came over to them. He said to the red-heads barrel, "I know your in there, come out with your hands up!" the police said. What would be in a potato barrel? the red-head thought. A cat! "Meow, meow!"
"Oh, it's just a cat." The police offer said.
He went over to the brunttes barrel, and said, "Come out with your hands up!" She then thought what would be in a potatoe barrel? A dog! "Woof woof!"
"Oh, it's just a dog." the police officer said.
He went to the blonde's barrel. "Come out with your hands up!" The police officer said. The blonde wondered what would be in a potato barrel. "Potato Potato!" she said.

ROFL!
These are SO funny! Here are some blonde jokes- don't be offended blondes! :D

1. A blonde goes to an electronic store and points to a TV and says to the manager "I want that TV!" The manager says, "No blondes aloud!"
So, the blonde dies her hair red and goes back and points to the same TV. "I want that TV!" The red head said. "No blondes aloud!" the manager said. So, she died her hair black and went back to the electronic store. "I want that TV!" She said and pointed to it. "No blondes aloud!" The manager yelled. "How did you know i'm really a natural blonde?" She asked. "Because that 'TV' is a microwave."

ROFL!!

2. Three girls were at a potato farm. One was a red head, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. The three girls heard the police, so they looked for a place to hide. The only place they could find was three potato barrels. So they hid in them, and the police came over to them. He said to the red-heads barrel, "I know your in there, come out with your hands up!" the police said. What would be in a potato barrel? the red-head thought. A cat! "Meow, meow!"
"Oh, it's just a cat." The police offer said.
He went over to the brunttes barrel, and said, "Come out with your hands up!" She then thought what would be in a potatoe barrel? A dog! "Woof woof!"
"Oh, it's just a dog." the police officer said.
He went to the blonde's barrel. "Come out with your hands up!" The police officer said. The blonde wondered what would be in a potato barrel. "Potato Potato!" she said.

oh I know them also look here's one

This is a smart person (slapps face)
This is a dumb person (slapps face but turns head like five seconds later)
This Is a blonde (Slapps face) Ow-My Knee!

ROFL

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WARNING: Blonde jokes ahead.


A blonde was driving down the road, coming home from work. On her way there, she noticed a woman in a boat on someone's front lawn, and pulled over out of curiosity.
"Hey! What are you doing over there?" The woman called out of the window.
"I'm trying to row to Hawaii!" Said the woman in the boat, who also happened to be blonde.
"What, are you crazy? That's just insane! It's blondes like you who gives all of normal people a bad name! If I could swim, I'd really teach you a lesson!"


A blonde was jogging down the street, fairly early in the morning. All of a sudden, she noticed that there was a man jumping in the middle of the street. She stopped to get a closer look, and noticed he was jumping on a manhole, and he was saying "Six, six, six, six, six, six, six..." and so on and so forth. The blonde, curious as to what he might be doing, walked up to him and asked why he was jumping on the manhole.
"Oh, this is only something smart people do. It's not like you would know." He repied.
The blonde was very offended by this. "Hey! Just because I'm a blonde woman doesn't mean you can treat me like I'm dirt!"
"All right, all right, you win. I'm sorry. Here, I'll let you jump on it."
So the blonde started hopping on the manhole, saying "Six, six, six, six..." As she was doing so, the man quickly grabbed the manhole out from under the blonde's feet, and she fell in the sewer.
"Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven..."

How about this pic

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Since when do cats drink out of the Toilet

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oh I know them also look here's one

This is a smart person (slapps face)
This is a dumb person (slapps face but turns head like five seconds later)
This Is a blonde (Slapps face) Ow-My Knee!

ROFL

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OK, another blonde joke.
What does blue grass, black apples, and smart blondes have in common?

None of them are real.

:D

Here is another slap blonde joke.


1. Normal Person Slap ( turns head in the same direction the hand went )
2. Blonde Person Slap ( turns head in the opposite direction the hand went)


it's really funny if you act it out. Gives me a good laugh every time.

28103 Is Barbie home?

28104 How to go cross eyed in one easy step.


BLONDE JOKES
A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."
The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
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How many blonds does it take to play tag?

One.

I'll think of more later:rolleyes:

Some of these I've heard.LOVE the pics.
I've heard a blonde joke, and I thought it was sooo funny.

So a man in mowing his lawn and sees his blonde neighbor walk outside, check the mail box, slam it, then go back inside.A couple minutes later she comes out again, and she opens the mail box, and slams it even harder.Then she comes outside again!So he asks her,"Is there a problem?" and she says,"YES! There is a problem!My stupid computer keeps saying YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!"

:D :D

Blonde Jokes. Sorry, blondes.


Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.


There was a blonde, a pop star, a schoolgirl, and a farmer, and they were riding in a plane. Suddenly, the pilot became unconsious, and the plane was going down. There was only three parachutes- and they all had to jump out of the plane in order to survive.
The pop star said, "People need my music! I have to go first!" She jumped off the plane.
The blonde said, "I have to go to the beauty shop, so I need to go before you!" She jumped off the plane.
The farmer said, "You can go, little schoolgirl. I have already lived my life, but you need to live yours."
"Thank you," said the schoolgirl. "but we still have two parachutes left. The blonde took my backpack."

This is a joke that someone told in a fanfic I read, and I thought it was really funny (Edited language):

“Stormy and I went on a camping trip last summer. After a good meal we were down for the night, and went to sleep. A few hours later, I woke up and nudged her until she was up too.
"‘Stormy,’ I said, ‘look up at the sky and tell me what you see.’
“She replied, ‘I see millions and millions of stars.’
"‘And what does that tell you?’ I asked.
“She pondered for a minute.” Kitten paused and playfully tapped her chin, imitating a thinking Stormy.
"‘Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets,’ she said. ‘Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.”


“‘Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant,” Kitten was still giving Stormy’s answer. There was no doubt in any of there minds this was a fabrication. Stormy would choke on half the words. “‘Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.’ She stopped and looked at me thoughtfully. ‘What does it tell you?’ she asked me.
'Stormy, you idiot...' I say. 'Some guy has stolen our tent.'

(Stormy and Kitten are two people's nicknames in Flawless)

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rolf all of these are very very funny,

hope ye feel better and here is one of my favorite jokes:

Ok so there was once three people who's names were Crazy, Nothing, And Nobody.
They were playing on the boat when suddenly Nobody fell in the water.
Nothing saw a telephone on the boat so he told Crazy to go call for help.
Crazy called the police and said. ''Hello i'm Crazy'' ''I am calling for Nothing because nobody fell in the water.


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of these I've heard.LOVE the pics.
I've heard a blonde joke, and I thought it was sooo funny.

So a man in mowing his lawn and sees his blonde neighbor walk outside, check the mail box, slam it, then go back inside.A couple minutes later she comes out again, and she opens the mail box, and slams it even harder.Then she comes outside again!So he asks her,"Is there a problem?" and she says,"YES! There is a problem!My stupid computer keeps saying YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!"

:D :D

Glad to see you're feeling better. :)

uh I tried to take my earpieces out because I didn't feel like listening to music anymore.. and I fell out of my chair ..

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ok so since there are blonde jokes, i have to post one:

There are 3 girls: one brunette, one red-head, and one blonde. One day they go out and get chased by these guys. So they run away and find an abandoned warehouse. They go inside and decide to split up and hide. The guys come in and start checking things. The go by the first barrel:
"Woof, Woof!" says the brunette.
"Ok, it's only a dog" says one of the guys. They check another place:
"Meow, Meow!" says the red-head.
"Ok, it's only a cat" says another guy. They check another place:
"Potato!" says the blonde

@_@

~Rabbit:pinkbun:

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.




The driver of my first Magic Express trip told us that joke on the way to our Hotel. Along with;

"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"

He was quite the funny guy.:Tongue:

BLONDE JOKES, NO OFFENCE INTENDED!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head, entered a restraunt. The waiter said, well ladies, in the girls bathroom, there is a mirror, if you lie to it, you will disappear, but if you tell it the truth you will get 10,000 dollars. The brunette runs to the mirror and says, "I think I'm pretty!" Poof, she disappeared. The red-head says, "I think I'm skinny!" Poof, she disappeared. The blonde says, "Well, I think.." Poof, she disappeared.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head walked down the streeet, and a man came up to them. "Ladies, I will tell you 100 jokes, if you don't laugh through any of them, I'll give you a million dollars."
They agreed, and he started telling the jokes. The brunette, laughed on the 36th joke, the red-head laughed on the 73th joke. So they were both out. The blonde laughed on the 99th joke. "Why did you laugh, you were so close to the million dollars!!" The man screamed. "Well, I just got the first one." The blonde said.

If you need a good laugh, just check out my user page!! It's hilarious!!!!!!

ive got a few blonde jokes =) hope they help =)

Alright, so theres a Brunet, a redhead, and a blonde. The decided to take a walk...As they were walking, they came up to a masiv cliff. The brunet sudenly remembers a magic myth and thought she'd tell the others. So the brunet says " hey guys, u know what i heard? if your at the end of a cliff, and u say a noun, you'll turn into it, and be safe as u come down the cliff" the redhead says" Awesome, i wanna try! " So she run's off and yells " Umbrella " as she turns into an umbrella and safly goes to the bottom. " I'll go next! " says the brunet.. as she runs off the cliff she yells "balloon" and safly floats her way down. "Welp, guess it's my turn .. " says the blonde... * Hmmm * ( she couldn't think of anything else... ) " Aww poo! " as she stays at the top turned into.. Well i think u get the point ;)

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A blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.

"How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.

The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"

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A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"

The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."

Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."


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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

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BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."

BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

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A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
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A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root **** pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"
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They made me laugh, hope they make u laugh too =)

hahaha very funny, i have jokes but not appropriate lol

Ah, I have a Joke.

There was a duck who needed to get some more duck food. So he goes to the local grocery store and goes up to the manager.
"Do you have any duck food?" the duck asks the manager. The manager shakes his head no, so the duck goes home.
The ext day he comes back and asks the same question.
"No." The manager replies, so the duck goes home.
The next day the duck goes to the store again and asks the same question.
"No! And If you ask me again, I'll staple your feet to the floor!" The manager shouts, so the duck goes home.
The next day the duck goes to the store and walks up to the manager.
"Do you have any staples?" The duck asks and the manager shakes his head no. " In that case, do you have any duck food?"


Hope it helped :)

I have a couple good Star Wars Jokes.
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Q: What do you call a droid that always takes the longest way around?
A: Artoo-Detour.

Q: Why did the Sith cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.

Q: Where do Ewoks go when it starts to rain?
A: Endors.

Person at door: Knock Knock.
Person in house: Who's there?
Person at door: Luke.
Person in house: Luke who?
Person at door: Luke ma, no hand!

Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-thunk?
A: A droid laughing his head off.

Haha all these jokes are so funny.. Sorry, I have none but I hope you feel better!

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Last night I dreamt that I wrote Lord of the Rings. When I woke up I realised that I was just Tolkien in my sleep. http://www.ilovetherain.com/Emote/Lick.gif

I've spent the last ten minutes searching the Internet for an emoticon sufficient to convey my response to that last joke. I'm convinced that it simply doesn't exist. Thus, I say to you, :groan:. Imagine what you will.

I've spent the last ten minutes searching the Internet for an emoticon sufficient to convey my response to that last joke. I'm convinced that it simply doesn't exist. Thus, I say to you, :groan:. Imagine what you will.
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Something along the lines of http://www.leakylounge.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/frustrated.gif, perhaps? http://www.ilovetherain.com/Emote/happyc.gif hehe

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I got a joke that ( i hope ) will make you feel better.

One day a guy named Bob forgot his wifes birthday, so she said " If you don't get me a gift that goes from 0 to 250 in 5 seconds, in the driveway in the morning i'll leave you! ". So the next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife got up, she looked in the driveway and saw a little box, she was curious so she got the box and opened it and found a........bathroom scale.


Bob has been missing for 8 days.

I don't get that..




ROFL. That is definately the most funniest thing I've hear.d


I got nothin good.. I hope you feel better thought.

The guy who said "Only one? There are hundreds!!" is the guy driving in the wrong direction. I didn't get the chuawa one... LOL

I got a joke that ( i hope ) will make you feel better.

One day a guy named Bob forgot his wifes birthday, so she said " If you don't get me a gift that goes from 0 to 250 in 5 seconds, in the driveway in the morning i'll leave you! ". So the next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife got up, she looked in the driveway and saw a little box, she was curious so she got the box and opened it and found a........bathroom scale.


Bob has been missing for 8 days.

Thats not funny... That's scary.

why did everyone but liljesi cross the road?


because they all had friends on the other side! :)






haha, i'm just kidding. i DO have friends. but i hope the joke made you laugh or else i would have made fun of myself for nothing. haha

hope everything turns out okay for you,
-liljesi

Last night I was dreaming about eating giant marshmellows. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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LOL...what happened to your pillow?
You didn't eat it...did you?
I'd puke once I woke up..Feathers...ick!

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The sitckman bob looks familliar..from another forum im on..

LOL...what happened to your pillow?
You didn't eat it...did you?
I'd puke once I woke up..Feathers...ick!
Ha ha ha...when my friend told me that one, she would go around telling everyone and she would tell me every three seconds...now it's your turn! Annoying people always gets a little laugh, eh?
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I hope you feel better!!:p

3 men walked into a bar.

You'd think they'd see it.

LOL!!!

Heh, this is the worst joke I've ever heard in my life, the stupidity makes me laugh:

o_o...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, a minute later, the same guy joined him.

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard, and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"