Alright, so you can just pose your jokes here. Make sure they are approirate for VMKF :). Here is one my cousin made up :)

Boy: So are you going to Mario's party?
Girl: Nah. It's his 8th one.


Haha, I like it. Not LOL OMG ROTFL type, but it's kinda funny :)

Alright, so you can just pose your jokes here. Make sure they are approirate for VMKF :). Here is one my cousin made up :)

Boy: So are you going to Mario's party?
Girl: Nah. It's his 8th one.


Haha, I like it. Not LOL OMG ROTFL type, but it's kinda funny :)

Haha! That is funny. I like it.

why did cinderella wait all day at the 24- hour photo shop?

bc she was waiting for her prints! lol

im bored now oh well im gonna go to bed lol

These are my worst jokes, but they do have to be G-Rated.

Q. What did one snowman say to the other?
A. Do you smell carrots?

Q. Why was the mushroom always invited to parties?
A. Because he's a fun-gi!

I liked the snowman one. Funny :)

Of course, no offence to anyone. It's just a funny joke.

Once there was a blonde that was tired of everyone making fun of her for being blonde. So she dyed her hair. One day, she was driving down a road an saw a large farm with sheep. She stopped and said to the farmer "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The farmer was sure she couldn't guess the right amount, so he agreed. "Hmm... 167?" said the girl. The farmer was shocked! "Yes, that's right! I guess you can go pick your sheep now." The girl looked around for a while and finally picked one. The farmer then told her "If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Person 1: Hi, what's your name.
Person 2: I'm Thor.
1: You're sore?
2: No, I'm Thor.
1: You're Thor?
2: Well it hurth.

Haha. Both fo those are funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a woman missing a leg?

Eileen! (I lean...get it?)

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Okay, this is all one joke-riddle-thing, so you have to ask all the questions in the same order.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Answer: Open the door and put it in.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Answer: Open the door, take out the giraffe, and put it in.

The lion king is throwing a big party. All of the animals are there except for one of them. Which one did not attend?

Answer: The elephant! Its in the fridge, still!

You have to cross an alligator-filled river to get home. How do you get across?

Answer: You just swim! The alligators are at the party!

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No offense to blondes (I'm blonde as well):

A blonde was driving in a car down the highway. She was driving badly, so she got pulled over by cop, who was also blonde. The cop asked to see her ID, so the blonde woman started digging through her purse for it. After a while, the woman asks what it looks like, and the cop says that it is rectangular and has your face on it. The blonde woman in the car pulls out her mirror and shows it to the cop, and the cop takes it and says, "Oh! I didn't know you were a cop! You can keep going!"

lol i have a blonde joke to no offence

A guy was driving a truck with three monkeys in the back that were going to be kept in a zoo. His truck breaks down and a blonde pulls and asks if she can help him with anything. He says i will give you a 100 dollars if you take theses monkeys to the zoo. 30 min. later he goes to check on the monkeys and sees a crows standing around the blonde with the monkeys. He asks her why didn't you take them to the zoo she said she did and said she had enough money to take them to sea world:)

ok this is a funny one

tell the person to wave there hands in the air

knock knock
Whose there?
Wo
Wo who? LOL!!

Mmkay, so there are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Wow, it sure is hot in here!" and the second muffin goes, "OHMIGAWSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Haha.

~Dani:wub8:

I have one about a blonde ( cause i am blonde bwahaha )
ok, so how do you occupy a blonde?
Ask her to turn the ovens temp to 24.

lolz, i made it up so it's not that funny.. i just noticed one
day that my oven goes from 20 to 25, so yes, i kept on trying to make
it go to 24 & it wouldn't go xD

*SUN*