Post any weird or funny VMK signatures you've seen.
Today I saw someone who's signature was "Party like a rock! Party like a rock star!" Seriously, some of them are just kinda weird...:@@:

hey!!!!!!! that used to be my signature lol .. you know it's a song.

here's one I saw today " I gave my cat a dollar to push pull my brother out the window " @_@ scary I know

My personal favorite, "I never saw a pig fly until my brother flew off the swingset." xD

LOL
I have never heard that song...party like a rock?!?!

I've seen

"The yeti is meh home dog..
even though he throws snow at me @_@"
LOL That one made me laugh.

I never get many posts (well, not usually) so come on, people! I could use a good laugh.

I saw a signature that said: Dear Yeti, Do you get paid?

Mine says: Get off my slip and slide or I'm telling on you!:Tongue:

LOL
Mine is "Still trying to figure out whether or not I'm the Walrus. Give peace a"
It's supposed to say "Give peace a chance!" But the "Chance" got cut off LOL

Mine is:

Your face looks like corn.


I saw someone with:

Dude. Like lol.

and

drink the stop.id apple. we have my way, my way, or alot of cookies.

and

Ice Scream tastes like chicken.





@_@

Post any weird or funny VMK signatures you've seen.
Today I saw someone who's signature was "Party like a rock! Party like a rock star!" Seriously, some of them are just kinda weird...:@@:

That's a song..

Those darn lemon signatures ANNOY me


~Carrie

I like the ones that say:

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls

AND

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same.


I like those

`TA`

i saw one that said

' i never saw a talking pig until the popular girl walked down the hallway'

LOL i love it :)

mine is "a pirates life isn't for me.. it costs to much!"

LOL!... yea i know its not funny -_-

That's a song..

Those darn lemon signatures ANNOY me


~Carrie

They bug me, too. @_@

My signature used to be:

When life gives you lemons, don't put it in your signature! :)

I saw:

"do you ppl ever wonder why poor ppl eat shoes"

Mine right now is:
A signature was supposed to be here, this is just taking its place.

:magic: AlexKZ

Post any weird or funny VMK signatures you've seen.
Today I saw someone who's signature was "Party like a rock! Party like a rock star!" Seriously, some of them are just kinda weird...:@@:

I saw that person yesterday. Today Blondefriends signature was <inappropriate>

the this one persons was " Hey ! hey you. yea u . Look at me "

One persons was " Wow chicken wow wow "

I've seen a hundered
"You wasted time reading my signature" or something along those lines...they were funny at first, then they got kinda lame.

I just saw I signature that said: Having a bad day? Well, Paris Hilton is in prison!

I've seen that one alot, and it isn't really funny to me.

We can say Paris Hilton??? Since when??

No... they dictionary dance like per.is hill.ton or something like that can't remember exactly.

We can't, he dictionary danced it, you silly!:Tongue:

Uh, yeah. I totally knew that.

Oh, for all you anti-lemon people out there, I just saw
"Come to the dark side we have lemons."

I don't like those signatures... they're really really old and boring.

I saw one that said : " I ordered a pizza and ate the box. " I was like what is that supposed to mean? I also saw one that said " I live in a pizza box . " There are some weird signatures out there.

Shoot! Now there's an arrow above my he.add!

I saw one that was something like
"If that arrow falls, you'll be paying my doctor bill!"

And then there's those stupid, annoying, lame, overused,
"Ouch! Stop clicking on me!"
I've seen, like, 4,000 of those!!!

My signature is very original, it is:

""

Lol mine is:

Today Is the tomorrow of yesterday O_o

My signature says

"You Can Look At The Ears But You Can't Have Them!Your Jealous"

I wanted it to say
:You can look at the ears but you cant touch!Yeah, we all know your jealous!


But of course its too long:)

Those Lemmonade ones anooyig me to!

Oh this 1 is hilarious:


Wow chicken wow wow!

Oh this 1 is hilarious:


Wow chicken wow wow!

i dont see that as funny.

OMG I laughed my head off when I read that! That is just to funny.

I've also seen
"The right is true. The left is false."
I still haven't figured that out,

There is the "lemon" signatures, including "If life gives you lemons throw them and say 'I want chocolate'", "If life gives you lemons, throw them at people", and I'm sure there are plenty plenty more.

Then there is the classic "Hey, it hurts when you click", or "Ouch!"

I had a thread like this a long time ago... I don't know what happened to it... XD

My signature was "I have five star dc magic, not trading"

(of course, I made them all the words they are supposed to be on here for more readablility)

Wow chicken wow wow...
Hehe, I just can't get over that!

Ah yes, I found the old thread:

Click Here! :P (http://www.vmkforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16908)

Rats, I shoulda known. There was always something in the back of my mind...but whatever. I love the chicken thing though, I CANNOT get over it!!!

Right now, mine says, "Reach for the stars... Oh, no, wait: there's still the moon!"

But, I'm thinking about changing it to "Dead men tells no tales." or "Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

I dunno. :)

Heh, don't worry about it, Deeda. It was an old topic, and even my CPR training prolly couldn't revive it. :P

LOL Nice analogy!

One persons was " Wow chicken wow wow "

Sounds like he was trying to replicate the infamous "Bow Chicka Bow wow" of Red Vs. Blue fame XD

(Meh, that phrase probably came from somewhere else, but that's the only place I can think of where it was used XD)

I know, but it just sounds so stupid and funny...
Wow chicken wow wow...
wow.

Ah yes, I found the old thread:

Click Here! :P (http://www.vmkforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16908)

I just read the WHOLE thing @_@ lol

That's a song..

Those darn lemon signatures ANNOY me


~Carrie

hey! my sigature is cool.

ITS RAINING SIDE WAYS! <--- thats my sig

I remember a signature that has been forgotten :

" Good Morning Starshines, The Earth Says Hello! " lol

What's funny about Wow Chicken Wow Wow! is that they mean Bow Chicka Bow Wow!


Which is funny when you hear it. XD

TAG!
o_o
Those are weird commercials..
And not G-rated..
BUT ANYWAYS...
...Or maybe it was for Axe...Ax....Axe...

Yeah, I haven't seen any creative signatures lately...
Mostly lyrics of songs, or "I'll help you anytime!" but they actually won't signatures..

idk if anyone knows - but bow chica wow wow from something else - not tag or axe, they just took it lol

I haven't really seen any creative signatures lately either. When I first started my signature was "Computer Geek" but then I changed it to "Computer Crazy". It is mostly blank though. I think my most creative signature was "Trading my pins".

idk if anyone knows - but bow chica wow wow from something else - not tag or axe, they just took it lol

oh.. do you remember what it was from?

I saw one that said:
Forget glove, I want to fall in chocolate.

mine is...

Please do not park your ship on islands while playing potc. Thank you.

dont know exact wording

LOL, every single signature I use was from a sloganizer. Haha, the one I got for my sister is: Sometimes you feel like a fish, sometimes you don't.

mine is stop going on my he.add hornswoggle! its only funny if im wearing my bird hat. i just saw one that said i have a big spider in my pocket! oh its gone.. lol

This is my sister's signature: March of the Cake! Yay cake!
This is what it used to be except she was warned by a staff to change it: No I didn't sell my brain on ebay, I sold my character!

And one time I saw this hilarious signature from two babies at the Sci-Fi Dine-in:


"- cry bc has no dead person to take care of me -" She meant like mummy, that was hilarious.
"me bay be with care bear who dont care cry" The care bear doesn't care, that was very funny.

i used to have... why does everyone have when life gives u lemon signature.. nvm

' The Beret Commands You '

If you've seen me in VMK, you'll get it. ;-)

This is my sister's signature: March of the Cake! Yay cake!
This is what it used to be except she was warned by a staff to change it: No I didn't sell my brain on ebay, I sold my character!

And one time I saw this hilarious signature from two babies at the Sci-Fi Dine-in:


"- cry bc has no dead person to take care of me -" She meant like mummy, that was hilarious.
"me bay be with care bear who dont care cry" The care bear doesn't care, that was very funny.

Those are funny lol.

' The Beret Commands You '

If you've seen me in VMK, you'll get it. ;-)


HAH i so get it. ;)

Mine is...

Peace In The... Would You Keep The Noise Down!! Gosh You Yensid

Mine wouldn't fit into any of these categories, I am afraid. xD

Currently: "Staff, I know a boy who is accepting inferno!"

Omg, I know this one that I have seen that is HILARIOUS!!

It says...:

taken

OMG! Wasn't that the funniest thing you ever heard? Haha

"Talk to the left hand, cause you ain't right!"

hey!!!!!!! that used to be my signature lol .. you know it's a song.

here's one I saw today " I gave my cat a dollar to push pull my brother out the window " @_@ scary I know

ooo, you saw my signature?

These are hilarious! I just saw:
"My Hero is my Glove."
I know they probably mean "love" but it just sounds weird LOL

Heheh. My sisgnature is weird.

"The last time someone made fun of mickey, they exploded. Yup."


xPPPP

OK, well 1 time this person signature said :
' I never thought a pig could fly, until i fell off a cliff, bc me pig. '

@_@ O_o @_@ O_o
Weird.... =D

Heheh. My sisgnature is weird.

"The last time someone made fun of mickey, they exploded. Yup."


xPPPP

LOL That's funny.

They bug me, too. @_@

My signature used to be:

When life gives you lemons, don't put it in your signature! :)

Nice..

One guys signature is: Follow the yellow brick road, not the yellow line in the snow.

Gross..and odd

My signature is currently: .:Nobody's Perfect, and I got to Work It:.

~Carrie

Someone's signature is
"i am top in the flying wing of the navy go navy"
The Navy doesn't fly! That's the Air Force! The Navy handles things on the water. I know that because my Opa was in the Navy in WWII (on the German side heh)

My signature currently says:

"Hi, I'm wafflelink. You may remember me from such films as..."

It's a reference to The Simpsons, and I really wish that my signature could be longer, cause I could change it every day.:Tongue:

Someone's signature is
"i am top in the flying wing of the navy go navy"
The Navy doesn't fly! That's the Air Force! The Navy handles things on the water. I know that because my Opa was in the Navy in WWII (on the German side heh)

Sorry about being off topic, but the Navy does fly. Who do you think flys the planes and helicoptors that are on the carrier ships? The Army and Marines also have aircraft that they operate.

mine says
I wish life Was Burger King so i could have it my way
and i saw one that said
Come to the dark side, We have cookies
that one made me laugh

This is just plain freaky:


I threw my cat out the window and eat her food.

This is just plain freaky:


I threw my cat out the window and eat her food.

Um...that's kind of...disturbing....heh.

I just saw: "So I just sat there not caring."

Two:

Normal: Just a setting on a washing machine

Having bad day? Pair.is Hill.tone is in prison! How do you feel now?

Mines really odd and random, but its an inside joke-"Is?"

Sorry about being off topic, but the Navy does fly. Who do you think flys the planes and helicoptors that are on the carrier ships? The Army and Marines also have aircraft that they operate.

Plus, Navi flies.

I personally think Lemon ones, Taken ones, Pig ones, and Clicking ones are overused. There are more but i'm too lazy to name all of them. Working is for the 20th century..EWW!

lol

mine is: my flips are black my hat is green My outfits hat but what about me?


wow chicken wow wow is a good one! rofl!

I saw a funny one once. I think this is how it went:

Sorry, mummy! I didn't mean to burn the fire.

I also saw a very weird one. Here's how this one went:

i like toast bye

At one point my signature said: If you immediately know the candlelight is fire then the meal was cooked long ago.

Kudos to anyone that can correctly tell me what it means.

I know it is some crazy quote from Stargate, but I don't think they ever explained what it means and most people can't agree what it is supposed to mean.

That's a song..

Those darn lemon signatures ANNOY me


~Carrie

Heh my current signature is:

I want to know who is giving everyone lemons?

:D

When pluto was first de-planetized, my signature said "don't worry pluto, i'm not a planet either", but I've changed it since then XD I saw a person with that the other day though...

mine(gonna wait till its stolen to change it)


"there is nothing to fear but fear itself.hello im fear."

kinda like the nobdys perfect signatures

How about:

"I only do taken if you give me your inferno!"

You know how ppl put theirs as "He broke my heart, i broke his skate board. Guess who cried more?" well i put mine as "I broke her heart, she broke my skate board. She cried way more." LOL

My current one says: My balanced meal is chocolate in both hands, i wanted tos ay my balanced diet is chocolate in both hands but you can't type diet @_@

It used to be: If i'm a nobody, and nobody's perfect.. I'm Perfect!!

One that made me laugh was:
Get off the sidewalk can't you see i'm driving here?!
at first i didn't get it but then i caught on

Edit: I just thought of another one i wanted to add in real quick
it was: Dont just do something, stand there!

You know how ppl put theirs as "He broke my heart, i broke his skate board. Guess who cried more?" well i put mine as "I broke her heart, she broke my skate board. She cried way more." LOL

Haha thats a funny one!

Lol there was another one that was funny. You know how ppl put theirs as "I never knew pigs could fly, until my brother jumped out the window." well a kid put theirs as "I never knew pigs could fly, until i actually saw it fly." and you know how ppl say "You cry, i cry. You laugh, i laugh. you jupm off a cliff? I get popcorn and soda." well i once put mine as "You laugh, i laugh. You jump off a cliff, i jump off a cliff. We're Friends remember?" Lol

well i have been told mine is hilarious,
mine says this
" Dont let that lag slow you down!! "
LOL

i had another like this, when life hands you lemons, put them all in bags and sell them.
and last, what's.that,long,button.for?
lol hehe.. ok they not funny :(??

I saw one that said this..

I dead the purple dinosaur now all the little kids have to watch good TV

My hair and eye liner hides the pain in my eyes..

@_@

This one made me laugh.
" When life gives you lemons, don't put them in your signature! "

LOL my funniest was:
When Life Gives You Ugly People, Throw Then Back and Ask For Me
LOL

I like the ones that say:

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls

AND

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same.


I like those

`TA`

HEHE never heard that one before

mne right now is


bear.is and scream bear.is and scream!

( berrys and cream berrys and cream) lol

For a while mine was: I have five star monkey magic, and you can't have it!

Lol, me, my sister, and TravisSch made that up

Right now mine is: To Lava For You

well i seen it and used to have it: did u notice that the notice you just Noticed is not a Notice? lol its confusing and i had this on before i made it up: i want egg rolls - gets eggrolls - i want chicken you the.if of a waiter i want my money back!

That's from an Axe commercial. Bow chicka wow wow

Lol i once put mine as, "When life gives you candy, throw it and demand lemons for a funnier signature." LOL LOL LOL <edit>

mne right now is


bear.is and scream bear.is and scream!

( berrys and cream berrys and cream) lol

LOL that commercial is stupid but when you put it in your signature, it sounds funny bc the guy is dumbo!

Mine says "Roar". Earlier today, it said "Pixar". I am WICKED creative.

mne right now is


bear.is and scream bear.is and scream!

( berrys and cream berrys and cream) lol

I know a guy who is always saying that!! Is it from a commerical or something?

I know a guy who is always saying that!! Is it from a commerical or something?

They just said it was...

My best signature:

Hello..

Not really. The funniest signature I've ever seen is...

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

The Funniest I have seen is:
"Don't follow in my foot steps, I run into walls."

Mine right now is:
"Why would I trade something I'm wearing?" I got sick of people sending me trade requests for my magic or clothes. Why would I wear it if I didn't want it? :)

My signature is "Shut up! The people across the world from us are asleep! ( Writer <3 )"

My friend's signature is "oh sorry did i take u off friend list?! yay it worked! I mean..let me put you back on" My other friend's signature is, "Will Turner's Locker: Like Davy Jones locker, but better! :-)" One of my best VMK friends (who happens to be a great writer), Goofyfoots, has the best signature. "Fun to visit the zoo, not fun to live in it!"

I dunnno why that amuses me :-)

Or fabgreenman, my friend, who's signature says "@---->---- Uh, sir, please step away from the goat." Now I'm just going to look through rooms for funny sigantures--OMG!
I just saw a guy named "SuperYellowSnow"! LOL!!
Ok back to life...
I just saw three girls who's signatures all were along the lines of, "I'm prettier than you!! Haha"

^^Exhibit A why most of my VMK friends are guys.

Mine is " If at first you don't succeed, make someone do it for you"!

They just said it was...
hehe, I read that after I posted, and didn't get around to deleting my post.

I saw one that said:

Please read below
Please read above

:D

My signature is currently: "Me? Weird? Why, I ought to - omg a purple elephant!"

mine says stitch is ohana and ohana mean nobody gets traded or left behind
i saw one that said brian not included results may very.

heres mine : Life is a game people play when their board
older one : I am sorry about the other day but instead of crying i will say hehe!

Some i have seen:
I'm bringing stitch back Yep! Flip and Minnie don't know how to act
Who is life and why is he giving out lemons
Push is a trashcan not my heroe
Oh guess what guess what i found a cookie
If you shoot for the moon you still could land among the stars
food 50 dollars plane ticket 100 dollars having fun in disney world priceless ( using dictionary dancing)
I'm the best thing that happened to vmk i have tree cats
Mummy told me to knock you out lol
Mental are you backwards this reading are you if
I sold my mind on ebay for a huge cookie

Rofl!!! Those are funny!

i saw:
Everybody dance, everybody sing, everybody try a chicken wing!

Maybe it was an undercover spokesperson for KFC! LOL

No, that line is from Hannah Montana.

This is one i liked from my friend's:

What if we were all avatars being controlled by humans? Scary..

This is my favorite one:
My life be like Ohh Ahh.. (its a song)

I saw one that said:

Not taken. Do the chicken dance.

I was cracking up! o_o

No, that line is from Hannah Montana.

Now that I think about it, I think I might've seen that episode.

My friends is:
[ I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world life in plastic it's fantastic! ]
(Barbie= bear.be)
:@@:

My signature is (don't take it because I made it up :))

I'm bringing Pirates back! Yea! Them Port Royal don't know how to act

I think some ppl just don't think when they make they're signatures.
The funniest I thought was: Bringing Donald Back, Those Other Ducks Don't Know How To Quack
it's really funny and not like weird LOL

I saw one today that said, "When life brings you lemons, thow them back and demand chocolate".

Haha, just thought that one was kinda funny :P

I've seen some signatures that say "I lean like a churro". Hahaha.

~Pink

Snap!! into a slim gym

I saw one that said:
" Don't you wish your vmk was fast like mine, don't you! "
That was kinda funny.
Another said:
" Yeah, I'm weird, but at least I'm having more fun then you! "
I liked that because I could relate to it! :)

I also like one:
" I told you brother he was a girl and he hit me with his hand bag. "
I love that one.

And the
" Wow chicken wow wow "
( as in bowchickawowow the axe or tag commerical )

~Lauren :mickey:

My signature is (don't take it because I made it up :))

I'm bringing Pirates back! Yea! Them Port Royal don't know how to act

haha that's cute.

the "stop clicking one me, that hurt"
signature used to be kind of funny, but now it's so old..

This is sooooo weird.....


It's..

Hi.

I have two that i like. Walt Disney followed his dream why shouldn't you?. And The only bad question is a question not asked.

[COLOR="Blue"]here are a couple of my old signatures...but dont copy (i know mickey)
hehe
-when life gives you lemons, find a kid with an open cut
-my boy friend told me to pic between him or softball.... i'm sure gonna miss him.
-do you believe in <3 at first site or should i walk by again?
- ice.scream you sceam we all Scream for Ice.Scream

here are some clever ones ive seen and are very new to me.. (with dictionary dancing)
-when life gives you credits, save them for halloween!
- harry potter is my official lover <------ so true :)
-bear.is and cream bear.is and creeeeammmmm
-i'm sure she has a liscense because she's sweeping me off my feet
-if i'm here, then what are your other two wishes?
-i think i'm lost because heaven is a long way from here..
-does anyone have an eraser? because i can't get him out of my mind.. @_@

LOL
I have never heard that song...party like a rock?!?!

I've seen

"The yeti is meh home dog..
even though he throws snow at me @_@"
LOL That one made me laugh.

I never get many posts (well, not usually) so come on, people! I could use a good laugh.

omg that is my best friends signature! ahaha im guessing u saw that on sweetandstitch

mine is...
spider pig spider pider pig does whatever a spider pig does
LOL

omg that is my best friends signature! ahaha im guessing u saw that on sweetandstitch

mine is...
spider pig spider pider pig does whatever a spider pig does
LOL

Oh, the Simpsons movie! I want to see it, it looks pretty funny...it looks dramatic though....

My current signature is: Working Class Hero.
It's not supposed to be funny, but can anyone tell me what it means?
heehee

Here's a couple funny and weird signatures I've seen.

if you give me free i'll give you a pig to eat
That's not really free, and where is a pig??? Weird.

I told my brother he was a girl and he told me not to put it in my signature
That's actually pretty funny.

i am afk if your reading this, now i am afaik if your reading this
Afaik? What does afaik mean? :confused:

i read hair iPod her see,even in too day
At first I didn't get it, but it's funny because you can't say pot he said iPod for Harry Potter.

I see a lot of people who have this one:

the sentence below is false
the sentence above is true


I had to read it for two minutes until i figured it out lol!

"if something evil comes u mess with it and ill watch"

it was on another player's.

ive seen this alot lately "loading.."

LOL. Right now, I'm standing in the POTC lobby, and here's what sigs I see.

My friend's Sig: I'm a free loader.
Someone's Sig: You are staring at me
Someone's Sig: Go click on someone your own size...
Someone's Sig: Stop checking me out, I'm not a book ---XD!!
Someone's Sig: I See Really Bad Eggs.
Someone's Sig: Be quiet or I'll send you to Davy Jones Locker!
Someone's Sig: Skate, or don't live
Someone's Sig: He broke my heart, I broke his play station. Guess who cried more?

More later... xD

EDIT: Meh favorite: Omg, add is my favorite friend!

Someone's Sig: He broke my heart, I broke his play station. Guess who cried more?


ROFL! Thats hilarious

My signature is : Don't follow my footsteps I fall down stairs.

Other signatures:
Get serious.Get fish.
Give me ten minutes and you'll never know it was broken.
@---->---- Hey staff can "dance on dictionaries" why can't we?

Afaik? What does afaik mean? :confused:

AKAIK means As Far As I know XD So it doesn't really make sense.

my signature did say- Im Home school,id in Can,a,duh where the mouse are!

But they made me change it....

My brothers says- Good Morning Star Shine the World Says ' hello '

Hmm.. I just saw one that said:

Go Jump off a Cliff.

Hmm.. I just saw one that said:

Go Jump off a Cliff.

Isn't it nice to see how nice people are these days? So nobody knows the "origin" of my signature, huh? I'll give you a clue: it's a song.
Reminder: It's "Working Class Hero"

Mine says "You laugh and I laugh:lachen70:, you cry and I cry:bawling:, you jump off a bridge and I wave!:wave2:"

Mine is: <3 Someday, Everyone on VMK becomes a singing llama.. <3


Yes my signatures are either odd and unique or parts of some random song.

My signature right now says.. Supercalifragilistexpialadocious !! lol !

my old one was: "Life's like a bow.ill of cheer.is, u never know wat your gonna get" but it's not funny unless you knew the joke behind it.
And my friend's is: "You show some of your character as u play, but u show all of it when you lose" i think it means ppl playing pirates, but idk

Okay, this one is really funny:

guys are like public toy.lets they are either taken or full of do do.

LOL, so funny.

LOL Nice, I like that one!

I've Seen Lots Of Funny Signatures Here Is One

I Wish I was a Blonde Then I Would Have a Good Excuse For Being Dumbo rofl

My right now is:
Jazz Isn't Dead, It Just Smells Funny.

It used to be:
Late.in (Latin) isn't dead, it just smells funny..but people were a little to dumb to get it...

mine is "im random"

That's, um, interesting....Keep 'em coming!
My friends': "The signature of _____________ has been found bad by VMK Staff."
"Virtual Dancing is the hip thing to do fools"
And, the most informative of them all,
"I'm"

Heehee

heh my signature is "Dictionary dancing? Why would you dance on a dictionary?"

I just saw:
"I sold my brain on ebay for a Happy Meal Toy. It dances."
LOL!

They bug me, too. @_@

My signature used to be:

When life gives you lemons, don't put it in your signature! :)

yes i agree too many lemon sigs. some of them dont even make sense

my signature is: (error) in order to read signature u must dance and say potato shoes

I saw one person with..
"Stay on VMK Forvever or you will never feel the magic"

I saw somebody with:

"Welcome to VMK, the most crashed network."

I laughed so hard when I saw that. :)

my signature says:

<3 Democratic Incognito Hippos Eating Kaa Kaa <3

Isn't it nice to see how nice people are these days? So nobody knows the "origin" of my signature, huh? I'll give you a clue: it's a song.
Reminder: It's "Working Class Hero"


green day..?

Mine right now is Tiki themed (most little birds will fly away but tiki room birds are here everyday) but before it was

words are flowing out like end.less rain into a paper cup

(I bet Deeda knows what that is from.. :)) (oh, and Working Class Hero, John Lennon song, recently covered by Green Day)

Here is a list of signatures I am reading right now in the Treasure Room:
- Focus Little Dudes (?)
- I am on of the heroes from Mushroom Kingdom (?)
- I keep my mind open but it keeps falling out..
- My imaginary friend thinks you're weird.
- In the Tiki tiki Tiki tiki Room..
- Have a zipadeedoodah day!
- Supercalifragilicexpialadocious!
Yeah, some of them are pretty weird =/

My friends sginature is pretty funny. Hers is very creative it says:

Quick close this window me freezing!!

(get it?)

And i forget whose signature this one's is but it is funny 2 it is:

Nobody move!! I dropped my brain

Mine I just made up.


I know the secret to winning Pirates.
Ammo.


:D

How about:

"I only do taken if you give me your inferno!"

Hey that's mine! It works wonders, no taken requests. :)

There is this signature I hate so much! It's:

Ow! That hurt!

Mine right now is Tiki themed (most little birds will fly away but tiki room birds are here everyday) but before it was

words are flowing out like end.less rain into a paper cup

(I bet Deeda knows what that is from.. :)) (oh, and Working Class Hero, John Lennon song, recently covered by Green Day)

Yup, those lyrics are from..."Across the Universe", right?

i saw one today that says.
i sold my brain for a cookie. that cookie was awesome!! i like eggs.

Wow, there are some crazy sig on here.

i like the one everybody dance everybody sing everybody try a chicken wing lol

Two of my friends' say "My favorite word is hi." Then my friend made her's "Dancing is sport. If you think it's not, think again sister!" It's only funny if you know her in real life, considering how she would probably say it.

Mine is "I like to dance on tables." Oh yeah, my brother's was (he quit)

"Pay interest or never see day light again."

I saw somebody with:

"Welcome to VMK, the most crashed network."

I laughed so hard when I saw that. :)

I saw one that said,

"VMK, the network with the most dropped connections."

Something along the line of that.

I saw one that say,

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Ask me out, and I'll report you."

It wasn't that word for word, but something very similar to that!

Mine currently are:
GGJ- Happy Days in VMK! [as always]
GCG- I'm a guest. Haha! (: [because she is still a guest]

Quite amusing, what people put in their sigs.

They bug me, too. @_@

My signature used to be:

When life gives you lemons, don't put it in your signature! :)My Friend actually had a good one of those. His said-

When life gives you lemons, throw them out the window and say "I want lemons!!"

Classic.

-warner

Yea, their are some pretty funny ones out there.

I hate the one that says: If life gives you lemons throw them at someones eye.

And I hate: Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls but not as pretty as me and my girls.

LOL
I have never heard that song...party like a rock?!?!

I've seen

"The yeti is meh home dog..
even though he throws snow at me @_@"
LOL That one made me laugh.

I never get many posts (well, not usually) so come on, people! I could use a good laugh.

Heh.. that's my signature =D


Hmm.. funny signatures..
"Note to self. Don't look directly into the sun - with remaining eye."
"Good news; I found yer cookie. Bad news; I ate yer cookie. :)"



Odd signatures..
"I don't know what to do."
"Hey hey u u I don't like my brother, no way no way I think I need a new on."

[{!}] Dsny [{!}]

There is this signature I hate so much! It's:

Ow! That hurt!

Well, there's one thing that we both have in common!

Mine once said:

You laugh, i laugh, you jump off a bridge, i jump off a bridge. What? We're supposed to be friends!

some strange ones the lawn one was mine a while back

some guys signature said i have been playing vmk for 5 years now it's like surreee you have.
oh and these
> i wish my lawn was imo so it would cut it's self
> me like you, you like me ? ok bye bye
> don't even think about my ears or ill report you
and of course the ones that bug me to death:
i sold my brain on ebay for a cookie
or i sold my brain on ebay, what now?

personal favorite: why don't you buy your self a life on ebay

I'm sorry but this gets on my nerves....

I didn't know pigs could fly before I threw my brother out a window.
and
Goof hat, the new pan

Someone once gave me a free Pirate stool thingy, out of NOWHERE at Main Street and she said my signature was so funny she fell out of her chair. I kept it and still have it. It is "Hey, look! It's lag, and he brought his friends, dc and crash!" I saw one signature that said "If you are reading this then you are for sure not taken", it was WEIRD! Another was "Trading my magic! title me cookie.duh also I no trade my magic so no ask!". I was like .. and just fell over laughing.

This is just plain freaky:


I threw my cat out the window and eat her food.

LOL, I love it

LOL my funniest was:
When Life Gives You Ugly People, Throw Then Back and Ask For Me
LOL

Pretty good

Mine is " If at first you don't succeed, make someone do it for you"!

lol

mine says stitch is ohana and ohana mean nobody gets traded or left behind
i saw one that said brian not included results may very.

lol

I think some ppl just don't think when they make they're signatures.
The funniest I thought was: Bringing Donald Back, Those Other Ducks Don't Know How To Quack
it's really funny and not like weird LOL

Not bad

Mine currently reads:

Random person with clever signature

My favorite that I have seen is:

I shoot stuck pirate ships with gold

Mine is:

Life: The network with the most dropped lemons.

Lol I know it's not too funny, but its mine.

Mine was:
"Someone told me I run like a girl, I said 'If you run faster, you could too!'"

I won a signature contest.

My Signature Is "You Dont Know What You Have Till Its Gone. Live Life Well"

Mine is " Congrats! You just wasted a minute of your life reading this " Now everyone steals it from me so now it is " Omg, I know how to drive my boat Ned! "

LOL! These are weird and funny at the same time! LOL!

My signature when I was new :P:

"Why do people look at me when I talk!?!?"

I warned you I was new..soon I figured out it was something VMK fixed up :P I was so dumb when I was new :P I actually thought furniture was rare because I didn't know you gotta click on the cash registers to enter the shopping thing, I had to ask staff for help! LOL!

My current signature is:

"Loading.."

LOL! because once a signature was ACTUALLY loading then it loaded so I made mine load longer! ;)

Once my signature was:

"When life gives you lemons, it doesn't make a difference"

LOL! That was my weirdest signature..

I'm walking in vmk right now. I'll show u some sigs.

- I'm so cuter
-hand ah this me glove ryan sorry boys im taken in real
-Ppl Merrychristmas!
-It's All Trades..
-I may like tink but i like pink better!
-kids are a fairytale
-Title: am
-Title: Tom Boy ( blondes can do it better!)
-Ok if u kid nap me i dont care but if you cut off my hair, i do care lol
-Happy Christmas to all and to all a bad hair day! btw look at my pins!
-hey wat up
-I do believe in glove at first sight ever since i saw u cute!

Omg this is weird, mine used to be:

[ Flips Hair ] I Am So.. [ Hits Girls Face ] Cool

Now its: .: I'm Bringing Stitch Back Yep! Flip And Minnie Dont Know How To Act!:.

I'm pretty sure my signature is still:

The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is false.


I've had, .:Listen to your heart..:. before.
I've also had, If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Mine for a while was "If at first you don't succeed, cheat." Bad example, I know.

Here Is A Weird One VMK_Cougar Has @_@:

http://xs222.******/xs222/07501/vmk_cougar2.jpg (http://******)

Mine is Omg!! its shake and bake
it used to be Cookies are my life ( it was weird)
- Silly

At one point in time mine was
"To all who come to this happy place, the restroom is on the right.

Well, with the recent en masse release of inferno, I had to update mine from "I only do taken if you give me your inferno" to the more appropriate "I'm so much cooler online".

I also use "I'm the nice l, I promise" on Creme.Brulee and "I'm not the nice l, I promise" on Maleficent_Rocks. LOL. When people see rocks they always say stuff like, oh look, it's the nice one....

My friends signature is: "Well we all just wanna be big rockstars.. Not gonna happen."
Yep... I think its awesome :xsmiley::xtongue:

Here Is A Weird One VMK_Cougar Has @_@:

http://xs222.******/xs222/07501/vmk_cougar2.jpg (http://******)

I like it :D

I miss "Come To THe Dark Side, We Have Cookies!"

Good times, good times. Mine right now is "Dear Santa, I Can Explain..! <3"

mine is " I got run over by a reindeer walking home from santa's house christmas night "

I just thought of this.... I've seen it quite a few times "I like cookies."

the weirdest one i saw was
"I comb my hair every day if i didnt i would look bad"
mine is
" its the final countdown":xgrin:

lol mine is kinda lame but its
Who needs ears, we all have a pair of our own

My friend's is "Dare to Eat Me"

Mine currently is: Only True Friends Understand Me Being Hyper.

Mine is: The gingerbread house eater.

i saw 1 :
if our nosed run adn our feet smell, then do we work backwords?

and mine is:
The sentence below is true
The sentence above is false

mine use to me would u like fries with that

Mine Is supposed to be a joke

Remember : Eating Yellow Snow Is Good For Your Health

I just thought of this.... I've seen it quite a few times "I like cookies."

That means a lot of people like me ;)

That means a lot of people like me ;)

We've already discussed your cannibalism, Cookies ;)

mine is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious zipadedoodah zip-ups

We've already discussed your cannibalism, Cookies ;)
Very true

mine is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious zipadedoodah zip-ups

And that all fits?

im looking at siggies and these are some i see:
title from me chocolate pig.i yea she random
i stopped listening why do u keep talking.. um mummy
[!]Let's Groove Tonight![!]
omg i bought a dollar on ebay it was only to grand yay me!! lolz i like that one
yo listen up here's a story about a little guy who lives in A blue world..
Brave sir robin ran away!
yesterday was history tomorrow is the future today is a gift
i used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out
oh im a gummi bear ? yes! im a gummi bear! :)

mines weird but here it is :

pupose of my title is to make u smile :)

im going to change it to:

im an alien, and no im not green >_<

I like the ones that say:

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls

AND

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same.


I like those

`TA`


LOL my friend has the footsteps one..
Rofl and i like putting
you laugh at me because im different, i laugh at you because your all the same!
mine right now is
' Im The Most Smashing Person In The World! And That's Pretty Smashing!'
Rofl it's an inside joke.

Mine is "And Welcome Back To Monkey Boxing!" idk why i chose that @_@

Mine is..
Im Tink, Your Pan Lets Fly Off To Never Land

Mine is:

HSM Clothing, Dolls, Backpacks..
What's next? Cereal!?! o_o

:D

I saw one that said. I took all the cookies form cookie monster, now he after me - eat cookie -

I have a new one,

"The right is true..The left is false"

Mine used to be: I'll get you! And your gold cannons too!

I saw one that said: The only thing to fear is fear itself, and gold cannons

LOL

~gorams~

Mine is

I Say Hello
You Say Good Buy

Idk but I love that commercial :D

I saw someones who said

I rawred better than Lion so he is jealous.


@_@