After years of exaiming and studying the fact of vmk. I have accomplished many facts about vmk you never knew about. So grab your popcorn and lay back in your chair and read these facts.


1. VMK staff doesn't pick out there clothes. There motherboard does.
2. VMK staff girls are always giving mean bans becauses there shoes are awfully hurt.
3. The fantasyland courtlard was the location of where vmk staff would play bingo.
4. VMK staff have there ears from hacking on someone elses accout and steals then and dyes it red.
5. VMK staff live in the clouds and watches down on your virtual screen.
6. There is over 100 people who play vmk staff
7. We never give tips to The Gaitor Waitor which makes him awfully mad.
8. Yavin doesn't really have real white fur, it's just his fuzzy jacket.
9. The dragon has a sore thoart all the time so thats why he blows fire every second.
10. Captain Blackheart doesn't like people taking pictures of him.
11. Sparrow is Captain Blackhearts coustume as a little kid.
12. Vmk Staff Kola has no friends. So she usally walks by herself during vmk.
13. Dance lines dont bring in Staff, they annoy them.
14. You dont get much from treasure chests on the POTCG because vmk staff likes to play with them first.
15. Guest was actually secret spys
16. When someone brakes a vmk value and you report them. VMK staff dont come in till a hour because there busy eating there subway sandwhiches.
17. I'm vmk's most best player
18. If you annoy vmk staff they'll ban you for 20 years.
19. Vmk_Sunny is allergic to coconuts
20. ClubPenguin and VMK are rivals

Are you serious about all of those? I can imagine certain ones being true, but some are just plain goofy. Which ones are true and which are false

I think the entire post is supposed to be goofy!

Isn't this a somewhat not-as-funny VMK version of the "Secrets MOD/Admins don't want you to know!" thread?

After years of exaiming and studying the fact of vmk. I have accomplished many facts about vmk you never knew about. So grab your popcorn and lay back in your chair and read these facts.



2. VMK staff girls are always giving mean bans becauses there shoes are awfully hurt.



this is funny! :)

After years of exaiming and studying the fact of vmk. I have accomplished many facts about vmk you never knew about. So grab your popcorn and lay back in your chair and read these facts.


20. ClubPenguin and VMK are rivals

That's why you can't say penguin anymore!

LOL ROFL too short lol

#1 is funny. The rest of the list needs work.

#1 is funny but what is up with the grammer on #17? i'm the MOST BEST? player in vmk... OK then keep working on it :)

#4 is..... i don't knw the word.
I don't think they would hack intio people belongings and steal, when they ban people for that after all.

I think it's supposed to be a joke... Don't take it too seriously. Some are pretty funny.

Mari

After years of exaiming and studying the fact of vmk. I have accomplished many facts about vmk you never knew about. So grab your popcorn and lay back in your chair and read these facts.


1. VMK staff doesn't pick out there clothes. There motherboard does.
2. VMK staff girls are always giving mean bans becauses there shoes are awfully hurt.
3. The fantasyland courtlard was the location of where vmk staff would play bingo.
4. VMK staff have there ears from hacking on someone elses accout and steals then and dyes it red.
5. VMK staff live in the clouds and watches down on your virtual screen.
6. There is over 100 people who play vmk staff
7. We never give tips to The Gaitor Waitor which makes him awfully mad.
8. Yavin doesn't really have real white fur, it's just his fuzzy jacket.
9. The dragon has a sore thoart all the time so thats why he blows fire every second.
10. Captain Blackheart doesn't like people taking pictures of him.
11. Sparrow is Captain Blackhearts coustume as a little kid.
12. Vmk Staff Kola has no friends. So she usally walks by herself during vmk.
13. Dance lines dont bring in Staff, they annoy them.
14. You dont get much from treasure chests on the POTCG because vmk staff likes to play with them first.
15. Guest was actually secret spys
16. When someone brakes a vmk value and you report them. VMK staff dont come in till a hour because there busy eating there subway sandwhiches.
17. I'm vmk's most best player
18. If you annoy vmk staff they'll ban you for 20 years.
19. Vmk_Sunny is allergic to coconuts
20. ClubPenguin and VMK are rivals

I signed up for CP andd VMK!

Wow it's typo mania:) There is atleast one typo in every joke

Yeah, right :D

Did you get banned or something? Some of those are pretty mean.

Others, though, I love. Are they all original?

Cute list, made my day :)

That's why you can't say penguin anymore!

Wow that is true

Haha, They're cool, but mean too. And you got that off another site, eh?

Heh... Well yea they r pretty funny :D
and now i know why u can't say penguin.... ;)
I do like #20 the best...hehe :P
Nice LiSt :)

19 Is My Favorite. Lol.

LOL!! I doubt this is true.

Some of those "secrets" are funny and some are just plain weird.

But I kinda laughed at some of those "secrets"

Club penguin and VMK are rivals! ROTFL!! Omg Vmk im on your side!

this is a rip off im going to VMK

this is a rip off im going to VMK
Newsflash, something called a joke people! Their NOT meant to be mean! :)

Any #2, it's concept is funny, but..
VMK staff girls give mean bans because their shoes awfully hurt. :confused: (The sentence is SOMETHING like that. Focusing in the LAST part)
It should be:
VMK staff woman give mean bans, because their shoes are too tight, and don't fit right! (a little rhymn there >_< [I'm sorry I can't remember how to spell 'rhynm'; I'm not in Reading class, looking at my reading paper now. >_<] )

Well, sorry for my big input. Just trying to help people be better writers and use your writing skills! :D :eek: :rolleyes: ;)