Well,i decided to make this thread,just in case if you heard a funny saying!Most of them that I heard are from the TTA in MK in WDW.Well,here's my favorite:

"Paging Mr.Tom Morrow,Mr.Tom Morrow,your party from Saturn has arrived.Please give them a ring."

Enjoy!

Your friend,
Monkeys:wave2: :minniemo: :mickeymo:

LOL thats funny did u know saturn has 1000 rings?

LOL thats funny did u know saturn has 1000 rings?

Actually,it probably has MORE,because there are probably more than that undiscovered!
Here's another i memorized

'Remember Blue-line travelers,for all your future travel needs,the TTA services all of Tomorrowland's top quantities,including Green Park and of coruse,Perfect Park Acres.'

I was near the bathroom near there.It repeated over and over.No wonder i memorized it @_@

'Please keep your forward facing tentacles inside the vehicle'. Heh.

Oh, and one time when we were in Typhoon Lagoon, I heard a woman say to her two kids, who were whining to get back in to the water, "But we have to wait a half hour, we just ate lunch!"
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"Please watch your head. If not, watch your language."

-exiting Jungle Cruise, Mickey & Friends Tram Stop

"You can be the co-captain. If we sink, you get to distract the crocodiles while the rest of us swim ashore."

Jungle Cruise, again.

WDW guest - " Excuse me castmember, when is the 3 O'clock Parade?"

Cast member - " 3 O'Clock."





Guest

I like the whole speech the Star Tours lady gives. Her hair is so weird and her eyebrows move when she talks. It always cracks me up.

Space Mountain guy is funny too.

i got one.
It was December 2005, and i heard this from The Mayor..
"Chestnuts Roasting on a open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your...toenails. ._." lol?:xmastongue:

we were in WDW yesterday on the jungle cruise ride when i went to sit down the tour peson said wait no! dont sit there that is the ejects seat!! i was cracking up bc i jumped like 10 feet in the air!

The entire Jungle Cruise ride.

One of these days I'm going to have to reopen my quest....

Hmm..This 1 may have to be deleted but Jungle Cruise:


"If you take a look,we have two docks.One on the left,and one on the right.If you look at the right,there are two guys trying to help you out.We like to call them,a paradorks."
I love that one!

Your friend,
Monkeys

Well,i decided to make this thread,just in case if you heard a funny saying!Most of them that I heard are from the TTA in MK in WDW.Well,here's my favorite:

"Paging Mr.Tom Morrow,Mr.Tom Morrow,your party from Saturn has arrived.Please give them a ring."

Enjoy!

Your friend,
Monkeys:wave2: :minniemo: :mickeymo:

LOL. That is funny.

"Please watch your head. If not, watch your language."

Ooh. I have heard one similar to that. Here's mine:

"Remember, watch your feet when exiting, and watch your head also. If you miss you feet, and hit your head, please watch you mouth. We want to keep this a family fun ride."

"Please keep all forward-facing tentacles inside the vehicle when passing another Blue Line vehicle."

-TTA

Your friend,
Monkeys

HaHaHaHa Those jokes are so funny. i love jungle cruise they always have funny jokes

HaHaHaHa Those jokes are so funny. i love jungle cruise they always have funny jokes

Ditto:D :D :D :D :D :mickeymo: :minniemo: :wave2: :wave2: :wave2:

I'm all out for now:)

Your friend,
Monkeys

Look! Little kids! I love kids! A little mustard, a little barbecue sauce...[chuckles at parents] Oh I'm just kidding, I don't like mustard all that much.
- Jungle Cruise

"Awww, look at that Zebra sleeping peacefully and those lions watching over it"

-Lion's den, Jungle Cruise

"If you liked the tour, Remember my name is <cast member name>, if you didn't like it, just let them know it was <some other cast member name> (shows off another cast member badge w/ a different name)"

-Guided Tour

LOL When I went to WDW last summer, we rode Jungle Cruise and this lady (the guide) was, I guess tired this day that I went.
And she was like "omg... a crocodile...", so unenthusiastic. Like if she didn't want to be there.

One at DLR, A Guest

Guest- "Let's follow the tour guide so we can hear the tour"
Walks about ten feet
Tour Guide- "Excuse me miss, are you in this tour?"
Guest- "Um, no you you were just going on the same path as us to the restroom." (The nerve of some people, I didn't say this, this is what I was thinking)
Tour Guide- "Oh, the bathroom is back that way!"

"Awww, look at that Zebra sleeping peacefully and those lions watching over it"

-Lion's den, Jungle Cruise

"If you liked the tour, Remember my name is <cast member name>, if you didn't like it, just let them know it was <some other cast member name> (shows off another cast member badge w/ a different name)"

-Guided Tour

LOL!
I'm still thinking of some,but here's 1;

"My name is <cast member name here> and this is the Jungle Cruise.If you didn't like it,then my name is <different cast member name> and this is it's a small world(or they can say"and this is pirates of the caribbean)."

Very good everyone!Keep them coming!

My favorite is from the Monorail:

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor meng... de las puertas."
(OK. So I don't spreak - or write - Spanish. :D)

My favorite is from the Monorail:

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor meng... de las puertas."
(OK. So I don't spreak - or write - Spanish. :D)

LOL!I'm all out,but i'll get them soon!

500TH POST!!YAY!!

you got to love those funnt tour guides ;]

Well,i decided to make this thread,just in case if you heard a funny saying!Most of them that I heard are from the TTA in MK in WDW.Well,here's my favorite:

"Paging Mr.Tom Morrow,Mr.Tom Morrow,your party from Saturn has arrived.Please give them a ring."

Enjoy!

Your friend,
Monkeys:wave2: :minniemo: :mickeymo:

"Paging Ms. Elle Font, Elle Font your lost trunk has been located and is waiting for you by the Dumbo Ride, Thank you"

LOL!
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Your friend,
:tink: Monkeys :tink:

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We were walking to go ride Splash Mountain and these kids were saying.. - Let's ride the Log Jammer -. But Log Jammer is the name of the log ride at Magic Mountain. And it's a pretty good ride but it's not even close to as cool as Splash Mountain. So anyway I thought it was kinda funny.

Splash Mountain was closed when is went! But Also, I love the "Tom Morrow" Rofl.

I still can't think of any.

"Ah, if we look to the left, you will see a head-hunter! Remember, they are always willing to trade two of their heads, for one of yours.

-Jungle Cruise

"Ah, if we look to the left, you will see a head-hunter! Remember, they are always willing to trade two of their heads, for one of yours.

-Jungle Cruise

Haha, a Jungle Cruise skipper said the same thing on one of the rides I was on ;)

~Pink

At epcot a few years ago, my dad was using his room card or something for ice cream bc we had that magic special thing i forgot what it was.... anyways, the guy said to sign the receipt for his autograph then that guy was jumping up and down screaming " I got [dad's name] autograph!"

he was weird...

"jc skipper: You guys ready for an adventure?
us: yea!
jc skipper: Well what are you doing here, pirates of the carribean is next door"

jungle cruise ride ^^

Once I went on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad in WDW and it said this in a cowboy like voice : " Please keep your hands, arms, feet, and fingers in the train at all times."